Soul Eater Funny

17-year old Zanetor is thrust into an unfortunate incident. A man, cloaked in a thick overcoat steals his mother's soul as she lay in her death bed. Zanetor attempts to stop him but dies as a sudden explosion turns the hospital to rubble. The man leaves him with a task; To find him and retrieve his mother's soul before he got bored with it. Zanetor awakens in the Spirit Realm and now has to tread the path of a natural outcast as he navigates the complexities of different realms and learns the importance of strengthing bonds that deserve to last.

On a planet ruled by ancient cults and martial families, Kallen's life turns for the worse the day he is cursed with the mark. He, along with other children, is kidnapped and raised to serve under the infamous House Bathory as spies and assassins. Their mission? Infiltrate their eternal rivals and orchestrate the heist of the century: Stealing the Crown fragment that turned heroes into kings and nations into an empire. In this ruthless world, ambition and cunning are survival tools, whether you're in the wild, on the battlefield, or navigating royal courts. Secrets act as currency, and a seemingly simple power play can conceal a century-old plot that transcends space and time. Torn between his quest to protect his loved ones, revenge and his morality, Kal's humanity will be put to the test as he navigates through political struggles greater than himself. Immersed in a suicide mission that could disrupt the foundation of a society on the brink of implosion, he quickly realizes that failure goes beyond death. Uploading Tuesday and Thursday. Word count: 2k~ish --- What to expect: - Character building -The story takes its time to set up but will quickly take up speed. - Martial art-oriented action with a power system - Betrayals, schemes, and mysteries - Dark scenes - Worldbuilding - Slice of life including comedy and romance -no harem

Kanji was ready to die. A warrior of a doomed world who’d been betrayed far too many times, Death had been his reward—until a tear in the sky ripped his soul from death and cast him into a world on the verge of collapse. Welcome to Aetherion: a world built by gods, torn apart by war, and now spoiled under the weight of heavenly deceit. Summoned by a mysterious priestess with a silver tongue, and secrets deeper than the abyss, Kanji is reborn a Warden of Ruin—a class forbidden and suppressed by the System itself. With a power he scarcely understands, and pursued by the memories of countless past lives, Kanji is not merely overpowered, he is unstable, volatile, and plagued. The gods call him a savior. The Church sees a weapon. And the world knows him as something so much worse. Now Kanji has to survive a world of divine politics, ruined churches, lost planes, a spell of ancient crystals that speak his name, and a woman who might just be the most dangerous thing in it—Lyra Veyne, the summoner who plays both sides of the sacred war… and just might be falling for him. Power comes easy. Trust doesn’t. And in Aetherion, the further you dig, the more the gods bleed.

Bound by an invisible thread of music, two strangers discover a connection that transcends words. She sings, and he hears her voice like a siren's call. He plays the violin, and she is captivated by the haunting melody. Unknown to each other, their journeys entwine in a world of notes and harmonies, leading to a fateful meeting that will change their lives forever. Echoes of the Soul is a story of love, music, and destiny, where two hearts find their rhythm in the midst of life's discord.

Humanity’s spot at the top of the food chain was taken, and now we were part of the menu. It’s been 50 years since the human race lost the war against the Eaters. Beings that defied not just our understanding, but the laws of nature themselves. With their strength, they drove humanity to the brink of extinction. Those of us who survived now live in hiding, as I’ve done my entire life. Worried about making noise, hunting for scraps, and hiding from any shadows. But is during that time that I found something. A tool that no human has ever found before. The System. With its help, I can heal my wounds, kill monsters, and perform feats I never imagined being possible. And this gift could even be shared with others. Will this spark of hope be just another candle snuffed by the wind, or will it be the blazing inferno of a wildfire? What to expect: - A monster hunting story where the MC is the strongest human around written in the first person. - A mix of adventure and horror. - The beginnings of a System. - A MC that is morally gray and accepts that not all her decisions will be good. The regular schedule will be a new chapter every Tue, Thu, and Sun at 10:08 A.M (GMT-3)

In a world where magical creatures and powerful warriors with unique abilities exist. Ron Clover, a young student at Veritas Academy, is struggling to come to terms with the loss of his parents, renowned Soul Knights. As Ron prepares for the upcoming Awakening Ceremony, where he will discover his own Soul Manifestation abilities, he hopes to uncover the truth about his parents' fate and find his place in a world filled with magic and monsters. Will he overcome the struggling of losing his parents and performs better at upcoming Awakening Ceremony to become a humanities gaurdian to fight against the magical creatures. Or lost in his dipression of losing his parents and becomes a ordinary human without tapping into the power contained in his soul? What is his choice? Let's dwell into Ron story and uncover what choice he had taken in his life with Awakening Ceremony in his path of brilliance or may be ......destruction.

Wolf Anderson, a teenage girl with fluffy grey hair and bright purple eyes that only stare at her goal of freedom for all, sets out to achieve just that. With her close friends, she is thrusted into a Universe filled with scales unimaginable and opponents even larger. Filled with determination and the drive to change the way things are, she stops at nothing to achieve her goal of setting the Universe free of the restrictive grasp of the Council and become the Prime Councilor.

When a deadly plague turns the dead into horrifying monsters, Lenz—a fighter hardened by loss—must lead his friends through a world where every choice could mean life or death. But as the infected close in and trust erodes, Lenz is forced to confront the darkest parts of himself even if it means leaving others behind. In a crumbling world where humanity’s worst instincts are laid bare, Lenz must decide what he’s willing to sacrifice—and who he’s willing to become—to protect the few he has left.

Sebastian finds himself in his bedroom, however, his memories seemingly almost all gone. Not only that, he must deal with the fact he has fused with a Homunculus and now work with the so called maker of the Homunculi.

The world is not fair… When you rise from the bottom to the top, it will always find a way to tear you down. My life was perfect.I had everything, A loving family, loyal friends, a dream job… everything was exactly as I wanted. I was just an ordinary guy who enjoyed anime and web novels. But it seems my love for those fictional worlds was my biggest mistake. Because out of all the people in the world… **I was the one dragged into a damn novel.** And to make things worse? I didn’t reincarnate as the hero. Not even as an interesting side character. **I woke up in the body of worthless trash—a nobody doomed to die at the very start.** But that wasn’t even the worst part. **This entire world is fated for destruction.** "Damn it… I have to find a way back before it’s too late. If I don’t… my fate will be worse than death itself." And so begins **my hellish journey to return to my world… no matter the cost**

Ana grew up in a home where love was an unattainable luxury. Marked by abuse and despair, her life takes a devastating turn when her father sells her to a wealthy family, stripping her of her freedom, her first love, and everything she once knew. Trapped in a world of appearances and lies, Ana clings to the illusion of love when a young man from that family becomes her only light in the darkness. But that light soon turns into shadow when she realizes he is not the savior she imagined, but a far more dangerous version of the demons she tried to leave behind. Caught in a web of manipulation, pain, and inner struggle, Ana must face her past and herself to find the strength to escape, heal, and reclaim her right to live on her own terms. A story of love, obsession, and redemption-where the scars of the soul run deeper than those on the skin.

(unrelated cover) In a world of magic and eldritch horrors that threaten the survival of Mankind every other Tuesday, it's easy to become lost in the background-- to be what some might call a nobody. For decades, that was enough for most.. To not be seen nor heard. But that's no longer enough-- not for the newer generation. Individualism-- having and expressing your own identity rather than one created by those around you-- as a concept has flourished, becoming a double-edged sword. As on one hand it's paved the way for rates of depression and suicidal ideologies in adolescents to plummet, and on the other hand to cause more societal divides than ever. Is happiness and the well-being of others worth an inevitable clash and subsequent destruction of society?

Amidst the haunting tableau of crumbled ruins, humanity's extinction, and the scent of decay, a humanoid android, accompanied by his artificial intelligence, is tasked with traversing epochs and destinies across the vast expanse of time and space. Through the tales of lives embraced by love, shattered by suffering, and illuminated by fleeting moments of hope, the interplay of light and shadow in their world forms an intricate dance of existence's deepest nuances. "The Soul of Heaven" is a long and descriptive novel, macabre scenes and epic battles, that spans between past and future, exploring the light and darkness, delving into the intricate complexity of the human soul, and pondering the timeless significance of existence. *We recommend reading the story in English for a better understanding.*

Noah is a kid that likes playing games for fun but his friend Ember finds a flyer for a esports club. With this flyer there is an opportunity to take games seriously. Will he take the chance and succeed or become a cautionary tale?

Rita woke up in the abandoned section of her school, not knowing how she got there . as time passes she found out that she was no longer alive. with the help of her ghost friend, a boy who can see ghosts, a creepy girl ,a young officer and an exorcist Rita wanders the prefecture to find out what happened to her and who took her life.

Lucian es un joven que se a esforzado desde su niñez en volverse en alguien fuerte todo para poder mantener una promesa que le hiso a alguien importante para el, sin embargo por alguna razón no muestra progreso alguno y se ve menospreciado por su familia incluso por la persona que admira, será que Lucian se rendirá o luchara para demostrar que incluso alguien sin talento como el puede llegar a la sima.

Dain was a scientist on the brink of humanity’s greatest breakthrough—an engine capable of breaking the limits of space itself. But when his Singularity Drive malfunctioned, it tore a fracture in reality, consuming him in an instant. His body was lost. His existence erased. Yet, his story was far from over. Instead of perishing, Dain awakens in a world beyond anything he ever imagined—a realm of celestial mountains, ancient sects, and warriors who defy the laws of physics with sheer willpower. Reincarnated in a new body, his soul carries faint echoes of his past life, memories of science and technology clashing with a world ruled by mystical cultivation. But in a universe where gods ascend and mortals are crushed beneath their feet, will his mind alone be enough to survive? Or will he have to become something more—a force that transcends both science and the divine?

Whisper of the souls is a poignant collection of poems that delves deep into the complexities of human emotion and the quiet moments that shape our lives. Through vivid imagery and lyrical verse, Bella17 explores themes of love, longing, loss, and personal transformation. The poems reflect a journey of self-discovery, where the heart’s vulnerabilities are laid bare, and the beauty in both sorrow and joy is celebrated. Each poem invites readers to pause, reflect, and connect with their own inner landscapes, offering solace and understanding in a world that often feels overwhelming. With a delicate balance of tenderness and strength, Whisper of the souls reveals the quiet power of words to heal and inspire.

In the year 2050, the world has transformed into a completely different and brutal place. Follow Agent Finn, a mysterious operative who will go to any lengths to complete his mission. The definition of brutality is about to change.

Many Billions of years ago before the Humanes, Inhumanes, Beast, Giants, Nymphs and many other existence of life. A Great war occured before the world was ever created, between A Divine being and the Destroyer of the world. After the war. The Divine being sealed the defeated Destroyer, trapping it forever into the bottomless hole in a far away world were the Dragons were once the rulers with their sole enemies the Immortals. After sealing the Destroyer in their world the weakened Divine being promised to come back whenever the Destroyer releases itself before fading away. This leads us to a Billion years after when the Dragons were hibernating and the immortals were no were to be seen again, a new existence arise, in it was an orphaned traveler, ironically even before he was born, he is the sole purpose of the destruction of the world who will be used by the Destroyer now called the Beast in the bottomless hole. Strangely the traveler was emotionally connected to a Princess having strongly felt it in their Souls through their hearts, whom along side with the traveler by prophecy will fight the Beast in the bottomless hole for hundred days. Will they win or will things turn around?

In the year 874 N.E., the world is shaped by the power of Essence Marks — mystical symbols that grant unique abilities to those who awaken them. Sixteen-year-old Kairo lives a quiet life in a small village, unaware of his hidden potential. But when his village is attacked by a group of rogue Marked wielding dark and twisted powers, Kairo’s life is shattered. After discovering his parents dead and his home in flames, a mysterious surge of power awakens within him — a rare and dangerous white-and-black Essence Mark resembling yin and yang. Now marked by destiny, Kairo must uncover the truth behind his powers and face the dark forces hunting him. As he’s drawn into a conflict that threatens to unravel the world, Kairo must decide: will he become a savior — or a weapon of destruction?

What a funny story

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?