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I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

A modern-day elite is inexplicably transported into a mystical world of swords and immortals. There, he becomes a disciple of Mount Shu, wages war along the eastern shores, and engages in a fierce battle with the Enchanting Dragon King. He encounters the mechanized marvels of the Mo Clan, the intricate contraptions of the Gongshu family, and the arcane mysteries of the Formation Wraith. A realm of wonders and peril awaits him. Witness how he rises above all, bending the heavens to his will and laughing proudly at the world below.

Luana Flores is twenty, loud, and just a little too alive for her own good. She swears too much, laughs at her own jokes, and always shows up late - barefoot, hair a mess, beer in hand. Island life is sweet and predictable: work at the beach café, talk trash with Louise, dodge her grandma's prayers, and maybe flirt with fate just a little. And then he walks in. Not tall. Not flashy. Just him - black shirt, khaki shorts, slippers that have seen better days, and eyes that fold into half-moons when he laughs. The kind of boy who’s quiet but kind, who loves bitter coffee and always notices the small things - like when her hands shake, or when her smile doesn’t reach all the way. Luana doesn’t mean to fall. She really doesn’t. But when it starts to feel like flying, how do you stop? So she keeps the flutter in her chest a secret. Tells no one. Not even him. Because love feels a lot like freedom. But what if her heart’s already too tired to keep up?

Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel. Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it. If you've seized what's mine, return it. All scumbags, clear off. A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..." Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

Collin East is a talent agent barely scraping by in the tough world of Hollywood. He’s average, has average clients, average luck, and an average career that has no clear direction. Until one morning, everything changes. Collin wakes up with a bizarre and unbelievable power. He can see floating words above people's heads. Words that reveal true and innate talents. “Romance Box Office Hit Actor,” “Master Director Of Comedy,” “Talk Show King,” “Olympic Gold Sprinter.” Suddenly, the nobodies around him shine with potential only he can see. Armed with this supernatural insight, Collin sets out to transform the entertainment industry from the inside out. He discovered an aspiring actor flipping pizzas, an unknown director with a vision that could make everyone laugh, a singer on a subway platform who could top the Billboard 100.

Dive into Killyaen’s uproarious journey through a world of pranks, passion, and power. With a cast of fiery lovers, loyal beastkin, and mythical foes, Shining Shadow offers a wild, unapologetic romp through Aeneria—where every laugh, battle, and flirtation edges Killyaen closer to a destiny he can’t outrun. Perfect for fans of chaotic antiheroes and fantasy with a naughty twist.

Al reencarnarse en un mundo de cultivo, Han Jue se da cuenta de que puede vivir su vida como un videojuego. Puede volver a tirar su potencial de cultivo y providencia innata. Así que pasa 11 años tirando para conseguir uno bueno... [Incomparable: Belleza inmortal, encanto insuperable] [Fanático destinado de la Espada: Aptitud suprema del Dao de la Espada, capacidad de aprendizaje suprema del Dao de la Espada] [Técnica de Movimiento Inigualable: Aptitud suprema en técnicas de movimiento] [Descendiente del Emperador Inmortal: Recibirás una técnica de cultivo inigualable y 1,000 piedras espirituales de grado superior] En busca de la longevidad, Han Jue decide cultivar de manera discreta. Mil años después, generaciones de cultivadores se han convertido en historia. Es entonces cuando las deidades comienzan a purificar el mundo mortal. Han Jue ya no puede esconderse y debe hacer algo al respecto. Entonces se da cuenta, ¡las deidades y los dioses no son tan poderosos después de todo!

"Serienmörder? Antike Kampfsportler? Schwertmeister? Es ist mir scheißegal, wer ihr seid! Alle werden sich vor mir verbeugen!" Vor fünf Jahren wurde seine Familie vom Angesicht der Erde getilgt, und der nutzlose Ye Chen wurde verachtet wie ein Regenwurm, der auf dem Boden kriecht. Doch nun sind fünf Jahre vergangen, und er ist auf mysteriöse Weise mit einem Kopf voller weltbewegender Fähigkeiten zurückgekehrt. Und was noch viel erschreckender ist: Er hat jetzt die Kraft von hundert alten Geistern im Rücken! Mit all dem in der Hand ist Ye Chen nicht zurückgekehrt, um in Erinnerungen zu schwelgen, sondern um sich an all denen zu rächen, die ihm Unrecht getan haben, insbesondere an dem geheimnisvollen Mann.

"Des tueurs en série ? Des artistes martiaux anciens ? Des maîtres d'épée ? Je m'en moque complètement qui tu es ! Tous s'inclineront devant moi !" Il y a cinq ans, sa famille a été rayée de la surface de cette Terre, et le inutile Ye Chen était considéré comme un ver de terre rampant sur le sol. Cependant, cinq ans se sont écoulés, et il est mystérieusement revenu avec une tête remplie de capacités à couper le souffle. Ce qui est encore plus terrifiant, c'est qu'il est maintenant soutenu par la force d'une centaine d'anciens esprits aînés ! Avec tout cela en sa possession, Ye Chen n'est pas revenu pour se remémorer le passé, mais pour se venger de tous ceux qui lui ont fait du mal, surtout le mystérieux Homme.

Als Han Jue in einer Kultivierungswelt wiedergeboren wird, erkennt er, dass er sein Leben wie ein Videospiel leben kann. Er kann sein Kultivierungspotenzial und seine angeborene Vorsehung neu ausrollen. Also verbringt er 11 Jahre damit, nach einer guten zu suchen... [Unvergleichlich: Unsterbliche Schönheit, erstklassiger Charme] [Bestimmter Schwert-Fanatiker: Erstklassige Schwert-Dao-Begabung, erstklassige Schwert-Dao-Lernfähigkeit] [Unvergleichliche Bewegungstechnik: Erstklassige Bewegungstechnik-Begabung] [Nachkomme des Unsterblichen Kaisers: Du erhältst eine unvergleichliche Kultivierungstechnik und 1.000 hochwertige Geist-Steine] Auf der Suche nach Langlebigkeit beschließt Han Jue, sich unauffällig zu kultivieren. Tausend Jahre später sind Generationen von Kultivierenden Geschichte geworden. Das ist der Zeitpunkt, an dem die Gottheiten beginnen, die sterbliche Welt zu reinigen. Han Jue kann sich nicht länger verstecken und muss etwas dagegen unternehmen. Dann erkennt er, dass Gottheiten und Götter doch nicht so mächtig sind!

Everyone said I was worthless. Born with no affinity. No mana. No talent. Just a weak, stubborn boy labeled E-Rank—the lowest of the low. I was beaten in every duel. Mocked by my own guild. Spit on by nobles. Demons laughed at me. My own family gave up on me. But I didn’t stop training. I didn’t stop fighting. I didn’t stop believing I could become something more. Then came the day everything changed—when I touched a cursed relic no one dared go near. It didn’t bless me. It broke me. Burned me. Made me feel every ounce of pain I’d ever ignored. But it gave me power. Not the kind you boast about. The kind that screams inside your bones. The kind that devours you if you’re weak. Even now, I still get beaten. But I always get back up. Because I’m not fighting for approval anymore—I’m fighting to become something no one’s ever seen: An E-Rank… with the power to slay gods. Demons are rising. The world is collapsing. And the ranking system they all trusted? I’ll burn it to the ground.

Ever since the Tower of Genesis appeared twenty years ago, kids dreamed of becoming Hunters. So did Nathan. He waited. Not trained—just dreamed. And one day… it finally happened. He was summoned. For a moment, he thought he was chosen. That he was finally going to become a Hunter. He wasn’t. It was a bug. A glitch in the system dropped him straight to the 100th Floor—powerless, gearless, and caught by monsters with questionable mommy instincts while being watched by a Tower Manager who loves his special hand move. ***** [Disclaimer] This story may confuse you, arouse you, offend you, make you laugh at the wrong time, or make you wanna throw a chair at me. Proceed with no expectations. Just vibes. Just madness. *****

"Assassinos em série? Antigos artistas marciais? Mestres da espada? Eu não estou nem aí para quem vocês são! Todos se curvarão diante de mim!" Cinco anos atrás, sua família foi exterminada da face da Terra, e o inútil Ye Chen era visto como um verme rastejando no chão. No entanto, cinco anos se passaram, e ele misteriosamente retornou com habilidades impressionantes na cabeça. O que é ainda mais aterrorizante é que ele agora conta com a força de cem espíritos de anciões antigos! Com tudo isso em seu poder, Ye Chen retornou não para relembrar, mas para se vingar de todos aqueles que o prejudicaram, especialmente o misterioso Homem.

Appearing in a new world, a transmigrator found himself admist a sea of magma and lava. Max asked himself, " Am I not dead" , he pinched himself to check if he was dreaming and when he saw that he was not , he laughed like a maniac. During the time when he was still laughing, he looked around and saw that admist the pool of lava the was a separate pool full of crimson blood. Suddenly a suction force pulled him into the crimson blood pool. He thought to himself " am I going to die a second time" . After that a notification rang in his ear. [....Host going through body refinement...] [refinement complete....... Implementing the system] After that, Max passed out. After an unknown time he woke up and he saw a system interface in front of him. [ ...You have been bestowed the Dragon beast system...] {Status} Name: ?? Race: Half dragon ( host can evolve further) Bloodline: Primordial Chaos Dragon Bloodline Strength: 50 ............ Guys, read this novel so you can follow up on how Max go on about his journey to be the strongest ~~√

hey my name is Kael Astorion Reinhardt.. So... I died. Yep. Real heroic. Real tragic. Saved someone. Got betrayed. Ten out of ten. Would not recommend. Now I’m reborn into a noble family I don’t remember joining, with a system that has the personality of a vending machine during a power outage. And the best part? I'm somehow engaged to multiple noble girls because of family oaths made before I could even walk. But hey—don’t overthink it. That’s my job. Yours is to read. I could explain more, but where’s the fun in that? Just open Chapter One. Laugh. Cry. Panic slightly. Then wonder why you’re addicted. Seriously. Stop reading the synopsis. Go read the book. Trust me—I live here now...... .... ....

In a world where destiny and mythology collide, a young boy named Rudra discovers he's the reincarnation of a powerful deity. With the help of Lord Krishna, Rudra must navigate his dual identities as a humble doctor and a mighty cultivator, all while uncovering the secrets of the mysterious Sudarshan Chakra. Join Rudra on his epic journey as he battles powerful enemies, forges unbreakable bonds, and uncovers the truth about his past, his destiny, and the divine power that lies within him.

This is a novel that uses a lighthearted and humorous approach to help you understand complex technologies. Even if you don't know how to code, you'll find yourself laughing while grasping the future of the digital world.

in the Murim world life can kinda suck for the average person…and the less average person if you were to tell Zhen that he was gonna end up being super important to the world of cultivation he’d laugh at you and continue his life as a humble wine Guild member until he gets stabbed comes back to life and sees floating tabs in front of him trigger warning: this story contains a Implied Stuff, and gore, and violence, and dark topics. so uhh enjoy(For webnovel mods this story does not Glorify any of these actions, like at all please don’t remove this)

They moved to a quiet town hoping for a fresh start. But something feels… off. The neighbors watch too closely. The children don’t laugh. And your wife, she’s been acting strangel around them. You want to believe it’s nothing, but deep down you know something isn’t right. What’s really happening behind him? A slow-burning tale of suspicion, tension, and uneasy truths.

In a world shaped by magic and hidden truth, a boy born with the power of lightning is about to step into a destiny far greater than he imagined with only his friends,a master, and a trail of lost inscriptions to guide him. Imperial Alden must uncover what was buried long ago - and why the world seems to be watching his every move. He set out to uncover the world's secrets, but now the world fears the power he holds.

On a secluded tropical island lies the prestigious Isle Academy - a breathtaking campus surrounded by the ocean, palm trees, and... over a thousand girls? When two unsuspecting boys from India, Arnav, a quiet daydreamer, and Veer, a shameless flirt, win scholarships to this exclusive all-girls island high school (recently turned co-ed), they think it's the start of a simple adventure. But with secret rivalries, mischievous pranks, a suspiciously romantic festival, and an ever-growing harem of girls each vying for their hearts (or plotting their doom), school life turns into a chaotic, hilarious mess. Beneath all the comedy and nosebleeds lies a tender story of friendship, loyalty, and bittersweet choices. As their hearts get tangled in countless confessions, will the boys find what truly matters - before it's too late? Written by ashx07. This novel is purely for entertainment, so sit back, laugh, dream, and enjoy!

"Beyond the Buzzer" When poetry meets pride in a Delhi college... Ruhi, a quiet, determined girl from Darjeeling, clashes with Rudra, a rich, arrogant basketball star. She writes in secret. He hides behind charm. They start as enemies — until friendship, rivalry, and stolen glances turn into something deeper. But love isn’t easy when families disagree and the world watches. A story of college romance, diary confessions, friendship, heartbreak, and two hearts learning to fight — not just for each other, but for themselves.

Aiden wakes up in the body of a nobleman’s son—the same guy destined to be stabbed through the heart by the hero in the prologue. But before he can panic…  [DING!] Welcome to the Flirting System! Current Mission: "Survive the next 24 hours by charming Lady Seraphina, the future saintess who will curse you to death in Future. " Bonus Objective: "Make her laugh. (Warning: She hasn’t smiled in 3 years.)"  Aiden gulps. "I died a virgin, and now my life depends on rizz? Gods damn it.

He was once a kind boy — loyal to family, faithful to love, and full of hope. But kindness means nothing in a world that spits on your loyalty. Roman died betrayed. His stepbrother beat him. His girlfriend cheated. His family used him like a slave — and when the world ended, they threw him to the undead. But death wasn’t the end. Roman was reborn — weeks before the apocalypse that would erase humanity. And this time? No more mercy. No more weakness. This time, Roman builds his empire in the shadows, manipulates nations, steals resources before the collapse, and creates a stronghold while the world sleeps peacefully — blind to the hell that’s coming. > What?! A supermarket in New York is completely wiped out overnight! Japan’s largest food storage warehouse was found empty — zero inventory, massive losses. Similar cases in South Korea and Australia? No trace, no witnesses. Just... gone. One man is preparing. One man is rising. Roman. But just when he thinks he's the only one pulling the strings in the dark... Others begin to move. Reincarnated. Ruthless. Just like him. The game is no longer survival. It's domination. In this new world, only one king can rule from the shadows. And Roman will burn the world before he kneels.

> “They said time heals everything—but what if time just makes the silence louder?” After three years, he came back. His smile was the same... but my heart wasn’t. A yellow-haired boy with a broken laugh. A silver-haired stranger with blood on his hands. A city full of shadows, regrets, and memories that never died. This isn't just a high school love story. It's about forgetting... remembering... and falling all over again, even when it hurts. He’s dangerous. I’m broken. And maybe we were never meant to find each other again... But somehow, we did.

Six months into her remote job, Melati’s life feels like it's on autopilot. A lousy sleep schedule, bad habits, and the occasional hookup with someone she swore she was over. But when her older brother leaves town and she’s left in charge of her troublemaking little sister, Mel is forced to rejoin the world outside her bedroom. That’s when she meets a new face—someone who makes her laugh, blush, and wonder if maybe she’s ready for more than just getting by.

The first day of school doesn't go as planned. Nikko is late and he's literally running to school. He's so nervous, and the random guy that laughed at him while rushing through a crossroad didn't add up to his mood.... If you prefer to read on wattpad you can check my account there! @Nikko04x *I am not an owner of the cover photo*

In the Shoujo Multiverse, Jester was born in a rotting city—twisted by corruption, nourished by wickedness. He was a child that should never have existed. And yet... he did. Cursed from birth. Alone. Always laughing without reason, as if mockery of the world was etched into his very soul. He had no one. No friends. Only the Shadow Jesters kept him company—ghastly clowns of unknown origin, more than mere jesters... They whispered in his ears, danced in the dark, laughed in the silence, and watched the world burn through his eyes. He laughed with them. Played with them. Shared his pain and isolation. Until the day his true nature erupted. He laughed... then slaughtered. He killed his parents without hesitation— Not for revenge. Not out of hatred. But simply... for the pleasure of it.

"From Overworked Slave to Laughing Demon King" follows Kaien, a carefree and unpredictable man who dies from overwork on Earth and wakes up in a vast cultivation world ruled by ruthless sects, hidden magic, and cosmic conspiracies. Refusing to be enslaved or controlled ever again, Kaien faces this brutal new world with a grin, laughing even as he battles assassins, moon cultivators, and monstrous beasts. Beside him is Moki, a seemingly cute dog hiding the fury of a tribulation-born lightning beast, and Seira, a proud moon clan survivor whose tragic past ties directly into the continent's deepest secrets. Guided — or rather teased — by a mysterious, sarcastic system that feels more like an old friend than a cold AI, Kaien challenges the rules of cultivation and the fate designed by celestial powers. As he uncovers ancient conspiracies, defies powerful sects, and humiliates enemies who try to chain him, his legend spreads: a mad wanderer who laughs at death and walks with thunder. Through betrayals, cosmic battles, and soul-shaking revelations, Kaien’s journey isn’t about simply becoming the strongest — it’s about breaking free from every chain, protecting those he loves, and carving his own chaotic, unforgettable path in a world desperate to control him. A dark, mature, and comedic cultivation adventure filled with unpredictable twists, emotional stakes, and a protagonist who would rather laugh at the heavens than bow to them.

Four brothers. One haunted hotel. And zero common sense. When a late-night road trip takes a wrong turn into the jungle, the Takahashi siblings check into a hotel that looks like it came straight out of a horror movie. The twist? They’re the kind of idiots who laugh at ghosts... until the ghost laughs back. A perfect blend of horror, chaos, sibling nonsense, and undead sarcasm. Welcome to Room 402. Check-in if you dare... but pray you check out.