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Danny's Accidents

Men join the military for all sorts of reasons: duty, glory, honor, defending the fatherland, and all that noble nonsense. Danny, however, joined for just two things—money and women. And if he could get both at the same time, even better. Sergeant Rock, a man whose charm was only rivaled by his inability to keep a promise, sold Danny a dream. “Fight for the empire, boy, and I’ll get you knighted,” Rock said, rubbing his hands together like some kind of cartoon villain. “The emperor will give you land, the crowds will cheer, and the women? Oh, they’ll want you. All of them.” Danny, who had the intellectual depth of a puddle, believed it. Why wouldn’t he? It was a great deal. No one ever said war wasn’t a dirty business, but at least it came with perks, right? Well, turns out, Sergeant Rock was about as reliable as a wet paper towel. No knight’s title, no land, no women throwing themselves at Danny. What Danny did get was a front-row seat to endless slaughter, where the only thing harder than the fighting was pretending there was honor in it. The blood ran thick, the bodies piled high, and Danny was left wondering if all those promises were just someone’s sick joke. Probably Sergeant Rock’s. He had that kind of face. But Danny wasn’t the sort of man to break a promise, especially not the one Rock made about "being a man of your word." So he slogged through the mess, stabbing pigs, fighting witches, and generally doing what he was told, hoping against hope that maybe the lies would somehow come true. Spoiler: they didn’t. The war was lost, the emperor got a sword through his royal gut courtesy of some flying freak, and Danny? Well, he was now famous for being very bad at war crimes. After the war, Danny was tried, convicted, and sentenced to 296 years in prison. He served them all, because apparently, the universe has a sense of humor. Now, after an excruciatingly long vacation, Danny’s free. All he wants is to be a better man, which is a bit like saying you want to learn to juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope. It sounds good, but there’s a reason no one tries it. The reason? There’s a demon inside him, and it’s got a very bad attitude. All it wants is death, destruction, and general mayhem. But hey, Danny’s trying. And that counts for something, right?
AJ_C2502 · 0 Views

Sua amante é sua ex-esposa

[Aviso: R18+] "Sua Maior Vingança--Seduza-o, Destrua seu casamento, Roube sua fortuna e, por último... DESCARTE-o." ***** A vida de Sabrina Williams desmorona após descobrir a traição de seu marido e a aquisição desonesta da fortuna de sua família. Presumida morta depois de um trágico incidente, Sabrina ressurge cinco anos depois com uma nova identidade e um ardente desejo de vingança. Seu retorno provoca um caos romântico entre o círculo íntimo do CEO, um deslumbrante leque de belos solteiros disputando sua atenção. Sabrina Williams se vê no centro de um furacão romântico com pretendentes inesperados – seu protetor melhor amigo, um poderoso Chefe da Máfia e seu possessivo ex-marido. O palco está montado para uma tensa batalha de cabo de guerra – um confronto de amor e vingança com as emoções à flor da pele. Os jogadores estão todos presentes, e o jogo está apenas começando! ***** Quando seu escândalo com o Ex-marido se espalha na internet, os detratores a amaldiçoam, marcando-a como Amante Sem Vergonha, Destruidora de Lares Inútil e Vadia Maligna... porém, vários solteiros poderosos se unem para defendê-la. CEO da Principal Empresa de Moda: "Odiadores vão para o inferno! PS: para aquelas modelos que antagonizaram minha Deusa, eu tiro o patrocínio da nossa marca delas." Presidente da Maior Empresa de Entretenimento: "Notícia falsa! Tomaremos medidas legais por difamar minha Deusa! Artistas que a amaldiçoaram serão proibidos na minha empresa." Vice-Presidente da Maior Empresa de Hotéis e Resorts: "Calem a boca, Detratores! Não ousem pisar em um dos nossos hotéis e resorts!" Chefe da Máfia Dominador: "Recuem! Apaguem esses comentários maldosos, ou senão minha gangue irá atrás de vocês. Matarei todos que ousarem ridicularizar minha Rainha!" Todo mundo: "..." Então, um comentário de confissão surge repentinamente no meio do caos. Melhor amigo da FL: "Todos podem te odiar, mas eu sempre estarei lá por você. Sabby... Eu te amo... Eu te amo desde a nossa infância... Meu primeiro amor... e o último." Seu ex-marido não pode mais ficar calado e declara ao público. Ex-marido Possessivo: "Ela não é minha amante. Ela é minha esposa legal." Amigo da FL Lanny: "Esposa legal uma ova! Cara doido, vai morrer!"
ellezar_g · 22.1K Views

OLD-WORLD EXTRA

{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death} 'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read. That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into. The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow... As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death. It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation. — In this post-apocalyptic world, monsters fought humans and cyborgs in a battle for survival on a scale greater than ever before. A world where innocence and death were a luxury, where the line between heroes and villains was razor-thin. Within its expanse, 'Ancient Clans,' 'Galactic Federations,' 'Factions', and 'Corporations' presided over colossal 'Ruins' that dwarfed the concept of life itself. Survivors of the 'Third World War' continuously dove into the 'Old World,' 'Hunting' for 'Relics' in any ruin that they could find on Earth, desperate to reclaim 'Lost' technology, to stand a fighting chance against the inevitable. But it appeared that 'Earthkind' had met their match. …However, Emir would never allow that fate to take its course. — Emir unraveled layers of the tale and realized the truth of the world. He acquainted himself with the rules of this game before it fully consumed him. And now... no longer content with mere survival, he sought to dominate over the very fabric of this unforgiving universe. Emir shall rise from the pawn he once was, seeking to unravel the mysteries that hounded him. The boundaries of 'Aether,' his father’s disappearance, the noose hanging above his family’s head, and of course… his starless destiny, a fate he longed to control. This pursuit would earn him the epithet: "Prince Of The Fallen." ---------------------------------------------- *Tags: Reincarnation ;), Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Magical Realism, Academy (Volume 3), Romance, Apocalypse, {Anti-Hero. Villain.} *Expect this novel to start slowly; it begins ramping up at the halfway point of volume 1. *The Magic System is introduced at the end of volume 1, read my review and Auxiliary chapter for more on that. *Warning: The main characters have emotions like proper humans. So don't expect your usual emo kid as the MC and come complaining later.
GoldenStache · 1.2M Views

YOUR FIRST WISH

In the vast multiverse, a legendary being named Sahil Patel stands at the pinnacle of existence. His status transcends the boundaries of mere mortals, as he possesses unimaginable power and a plethora of talents that defy comprehension. Sahil is not bound by conventional limitations; he is a master of reality itself, equipped with a system that grants him the ability to edit anything according to his desires. Upon the moment of his birth and integration with the system, Sahil and his boundless capabilities become intertwined, forging a connection that ensures their lives are inseparable. The system, sworn to never harm its master in any way—physically, mentally, or otherwise—exists solely to aid Sahil in his adventurous journey through life. Sahil Patel's attributes are beyond quantification, with levels exceeding 999 in every conceivable category. His eyes possess unparalleled vision, including the Eye of Heaven, All-Seeing Eyes, Eye of Technology, Eye of True Vision, Eye of Insight, Pupil of Time and Space Nirvana, Omniscient Eye, and more. As for his class, occupation, and talents, Sahil boasts an extensive array of SSSSS+ level abilities, including Endless Extraction, Multiverse Extraction, Dream Maker, 100% Drop Rate, Elemental Control, Game Clone, Permanent Buff, Illusion, Monster Merging, and countless others. These talents are locked, waiting to be unlocked at Sahil's whim, offering a vast array of possibilities for his journey. His bloodline remains shrouded in mystery, and his mana/Qi is limitless. Sahil possesses an innate Dao Body, a Gamer Body, a God Emperor Glazed Body, and various other divine physiques that make him an immortal force to be reckoned with. Sahil's Dao is an Ultra-Ancient Supreme God-Level Dao, and his aura is that of the Lord of Aura, complemented by the Banished Immortal Aura emanating from the Ultimate Star. Halo-wise, he is the Lord of Halo, while his charm level stands at an astonishing 999+. Titles such as Undeniable Charm adorn Sahil's legendary persona, and his magical prowess is infinite. His skills include Instant Mastery*100 million, Magic Barrier, Soul Detection, Calm Aura, Absolute Control, and many more. Martial arts and soul weapons are in abundance, with an infinite variety at his disposal. The powers and abilities bestowed upon Sahil include the reality-editing prowess of the Reality Editor, the vast knowledge of the Digital Library of Heaven Path + Ai, and the omnipotent skill of All-Creation. His inventory consists of enigmatic items such as the All-Rounded Void Camera, King Treasure, and Quantum Smart Phone. Sahil's personal shop transcends imagination, containing everything from movies, TV series, novels, games, comics, cartoons, anime, and more. He even possesses a Minecraft world with creative and survival modes, a world-travel ability, and a pocket world under his absolute control. In summary, Sahil Patel, the Perfect Embodiment with Meta Probability Manipulation, stands as an unrivaled force in the cosmos, wielding the power to shape reality itself and embark on an adventure beyond the limits of imagination. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AN OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THT YOU CAN WISH
BlastterAngel · 1.8K Views

O LEÃO DE FERRO E A ROSA ESCARLATE.

Em um continente dividido por guerras e ambições, o impiedoso imperador Cyranno de Lyon, conhecido como o Leão de Ferro do Norte, ergueu seu domínio sobre o reino de Rosenhein com punho de ferro e conquistas implacáveis. Um homem de coragem e determinação, sua reputação como tirano e bárbaro precede seus passos, mas por trás da armadura e do título, esconde-se um coração que anseia por redenção. Em Rosenhein , a jovem e destemida princesa Katherine Rosalye de Mont Blanck vive em um reino tomado pela opressão. Com apenas 23 anos, ela é forçada a aceitar um casamento arranjado com o imperador, uma manobra diplomática destinada a trazer paz entre seus povos. No entanto, ao se aproximar do homem que representa tudo o que ela detesta, Katherine descobre que o Leão de Ferro não é o vilão que imaginava. À medida que se desnudam as camadas de medo e preconceito, uma surpreendente conexão surge entre eles. Juntos, eles enfrentam intrigas palacianas, conspirações traiçoeiras e a ameaça de espíritos corrompidos que assombram os reinos. Em meio a batalhas e desafios, Lyon e Katherine embarcam em uma jornada de autodescoberta, onde aprendem que o amor pode florescer em solo árido, e que até mesmo os corações mais endurecidos podem ser tocados pela esperança. À medida que a tensão entre os reinos aumenta e perigos imprevistos se aproximam, eles devem decidir se estão dispostos a arriscar tudo por um futuro juntos. Serão eles capazes de unir seus mundos e quebrar as correntes da guerra, ou o peso de suas responsabilidades os separará para sempre? Em "O Leão de Ferro e a Rosa Escarlate", uma história de amor, coragem e transformação se desenrola, revelando que mesmo as feras mais ferozes podem encontrar a suavidade de uma rosa e que o amor verdadeiro pode desafiar até os destinos mais sombrios. Prepare-se para uma aventura repleta de emoção, mistério e a promessa de um amor que pode mudar o curso da história.
Keoky_Bankary · 2.7K Views

Beyond Imagination: Journey to the Dark

Oh hey there! Welcome to my totally not your average novel. I'm Natsuo, your humble guide (well, maybe not that humble) through this wild rollercoaster of a story. Buckle up because things are about to get real. So, picture this: I was just your regular guy—well, if by regular you mean born into a family of portal-hopping "Dimension Walkers," betrayed by a kingdom, and accidentally sold my soul to Lucifer. Oops. Now I’ve got these wicked powers like gaining all knowledge (yes, I’m a genius), multiplying anything by a trillion (imagine a trillion-dollar pizza), and copying abilities (basically, I'm like the ultimate cheat code). Oh, and did I mention I’m emotionless now? Yeah, turns out selling your soul has some side effects. Who knew? Anyway, things went downhill real fast when the Night Commander decided to try and kill me and my best friend Minami. Spoiler alert: didn’t work. But, in a twist of fate (and some magic portals), I ended up in a new dimension where I ran into some really "interesting" characters, like a dude in a red suit named G.W.A.K.(Guy with a katana) He’s kind of like a talking cartoon with a katana—breaks the fourth wall and cracks jokes like there's no tomorrow. Honestly, he might be funnier than Luci, my annoying floating eyeball companion. Now, with these crazy new powers, I’m hopping between dimensions, stealing abilities from other powerful freaks, and maybe trying to find a way to reclaim my soul before Lucifer decides she wants more than just a one-time deal. Did I mention I don’t play nice? Yeah, if you’re looking for a hero, you’re probably in the wrong place. But hey, stick around! There’s betrayal, epic fights, fourth-wall-breaking shenanigans, and enough sarcasm to fill an entire kingdom. Oh, and if you’re reading this, you might want to keep your eyes peeled—I might just be watching you. discord server:- https://discord.gg/QkbYtJEZ
AD_Ahad · 8.2K Views

What Is A Realistic MMORPG Isekai?! | BL

Arsol (Username: Hakkun) is your average eighteen-year-old tech nerd; he reads cliche light novels, plays video games (way too many), studies for exams, and he programs! Does he have friends? A social life, maybe? Nah, he’s an anti-social whose inner monologues revolve around how humans suck. He’s the type who blames the world for his problems: edgy, angsty, emo— thinks he’s smarter than everyone and has answers for the world’s crisis. Gotta give it to him, though, he a young talent at whatever he does. His skills for programming, gaming (FPS) as well as studying makes up for the fact that he’s an arse. So much so, that he stops going to school altogether and locks himself in his room, he’d rather be with his computer. Because Arsol is on a mission! He’s been collaborating with online strangers who are all equally gamers and computer nerds, who understand him, and who all have this idea to make this steampunk/dieselpunk game called ‘Hero of Emberstein.’ Now, Arsol won’t lie, he’s obsessed. Being one of the co-creators, he finds himself adding features and details he’d want in an MMORPG. The only thing he dislikes is the customizable character features; he never understands such a personalized activity. He prefers Gacha. After 3 years, the game is finally available for beta testing, his 7 online co-creators are all ready to click the play button. But little does Arsol know, he would for real be in the game, like in person, like ISEKAI-ed, like he could die, for real for real. What's worse is, everyone who clicked the play button for the beta test, has also been Isekaied. So like, maybe over a thousand or more? Arsol thinks it’s his fault innocent players are getting transmigrated into HIS game, because he remembers that he removed the 'EXIT' button as a harmless malfunctioning prank-- turned deadly?! Oops. Journey along with Arsol as he hides his identity as the creator, the culprit, and the administrator. And that time he finds out his 6 online friends are all here as well, but where?! Who?! UGH, THIS IS WHY HE HATES CUSTOMIZABLE CHARACTERS! ( I DO, IN FACT, OWN THE COVER )
rDec123 · 2K Views

CHAOS HYBRIDS: THE FORBIDDEN RELATIONS

Eva Collins was your everyday average elementary school teacher, she was beautiful, kind and had her way with children. She works a full shift at a prestigious elementary school for the rich and has her life easy until that one day. Eva has the chance to acquaint herself with the sibling of one of her pupils but this encounter forever changes her once simple but plain life. "God...when are they coming for little Avry....the caretaker who usually comes for her has taken far too long now" Eva wonders as she looks at the six year old little girl beside her. The little girl yawns from tiredness. Eva sighed heavily and looked at the little girl beside her with a light smile. "Hey Avry.....can I ask you something" Eva asks gently. Avry nods her head softly as her big adorable eyes stare at her teacher. "Do you wanna come home with me....it's getting pretty late and I can't leave you here" Avry's eyes sparkled from excitement. "Yes Miss Eva....I wanna come with you" Eva smiles brightly but she can't help but scowl inside "What kind of people forget about a little girl at school to such hours" Eva checked her watch and saw that it was eight thirty pm and the school had practically closed. 'Huhhhh...' ...................... But little did Eva know that this little action of care and responsibility had already changed her life. Eva sat quietly in her living room and checked her watch. It was nine twenty and no one had called about Avry Walker from the school yet. She had informed the school that she would take Avry home to atleast have something to eat and rest. They had allowed her since she stayed quite close to the school and had a respectable personality. Suddenly Eva heard a knock on her door and glanced at Avry who was watching cartoons slightly. She got up and walked towards the door. She peeked through the peep hole of her apartment door and saw a man. He was completely shrouded in darkness and beside him stood another man. Eva couldn't make out their faces at all since it was dark outside. Eva picked up the baseball bat next to the door and slowly opened the door. A chilling gush of cold wind immediately brushed against her skin. Eva didn't know whether it was because of the cold rain outside or that indifferent cold stare that the man with the black investigator hat gave her. And still Eva couldn't make out his face since he held his head low. Eva glanced at the other man who stood their calmly like a faithful assistant. He was quite good looking. "Who are you" Eva asked as her grip on the bat tightened. The assistant like man smiled calmly but didn't answer her question "We're here for Miss Avry" Eva looked at them suspiciously but suddenly Avry's soft but tired voice came from behind. "Big brother.....you're here" Eva glanced at the man whom the words had been directed to and she saw the man who had been holding his head low lift it up. Since the light from the living room could now fall on his face, Eva saw him clearly. Eva immediately froze in amazement and her heart had slowed but it beat hard as she looked at that ethereal face. .............. From that day, Eva had a feeling that nothing in her life would remain the same. Join Eva as she unlocks dark and dangerous secrets about this mysterious man. But her curiosity to know this man brings her deeper into a world she knows nothing about. She is soon faced with something even more dangerous and she can nolonger turn back. She wants to run but her emotions and heart have already been captured by him and she is faced with a dilemma. Their love was forbidden and she was in danger from things she had once thought were fairy tales.
writerxs · 5.6K Views

When The Weather Is Fine

Ligados pelos fios de um trágico e infeliz destino forjados ainda na adolescência, três adultos, são conduzidos pelos ventos da vida para o lugar onde suas vidas tiveram início. O vilarejo patrimonial de Shirakawa conhecido por sua beleza e encanto ao lado da montanhosa e acolhedora cidade de Takayama são o palco deste encontro entre as três visões diferentes do futuro. "O passado é uma ferida que para sempre ficará em meu coração" assim pensa a filha de uma das maiores famílias do Japão, Naomi Minamoto, a próxima que assumirá seu papel como presidente da maior fundação estudantil do país e que pelos ventos do destino deixa de lado vida, profissão e filosofias de uma grande cidade se mudando para o interior contra sua própria vontade. "Cedo ou tarde tudo mudará, e essas feridas que carrego irão cicatrizar" esta é a filosofia por trás do homem conhecido pela bondade e pelos feitos em prol de ajudar aqueles mais necessitados, filho de um dos maiores autores do Japão este é Hanzo Hattori, um homem estagnado que decide dar fim a maior tragédia de sua vida afim para enfim reescrever as páginas de sua história. "A verdade é que enquanto eu estiver viva nenhum inverno será eterno" agarrada com essa visão Murano Hoshino, a segunda filha mais velha de uma das famílias mais importantes da cidade de Takayama retorna ao início de sua história buscando a liberdade de suas emoções e com elas o fim das correntes que forçam a permanência de um rigoroso inverno. Envoltos pelos encantos e desencantos deste antro de resplendor e natureza, as três visões enfrentam o passado assombroso, o presente e o receio de um futuro incerto enquanto lidam com amor, família e sentimentos que transcorrem pela linha da existência humana para que no final reescrevam as páginas de suas histórias quando o tempo estiver bom.
Seokyyo · 2.5K Views
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