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BL: The Northern Grand Duke’s Hamster (Novel Translation)

After an accident, I reincarnated into a novel I'd stopped reading. — Squeak! (What the?!) I'd become a hamster, a creature that never even appeared in the original story. [Current Miracle Value: 1%] [Raise your Miracle Value to save yourself from death!] As a tiny hamster, I was given a quest: bring "miracles" to this world, and I could return to my original body. "How about saving Kyle? That's a miracle, in a way!" [Goal decision completed: Save Kyle Jane Meinhardt.] [Selecting quest...] However, when I decided to save Kyle—the very reason I'd stopped reading the novel—from his imminent death, things got complicated. "Why are you trying to dance with me? There are so many people over there!" "Why? Because out of all those people, you're my pet." Being able to temporarily use Miracle Value to become human is great, but... is it just me, or is life as a human far more difficult than as a rodent? "If I tie you up, you won't disappear." "... Don't you know confinement is a crime?" Will I be able to save Kyle and bring a happy ending to this world? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This fan translation of "The Northern Grand Duke's Hamster" is a labor of love and is intended purely for personal enjoyment and to promote the original work. Important points to note: Original Creators: The full rights, intellectual property, characters, plot, and world-building of "The Northern Grand Duke's Hamster" belong exclusively to its original author, 플루토리 (TEAM PLUTOLEA). Non-Official: This is not an official translation and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced in conjunction with the author or any official publishers. Support the Official Work: We strongly encourage readers to support the original author and their work by purchasing or reading the official versions of "The Northern Grand Duke's Hamster" when they are available. This is the best way to show appreciation for their incredible talent and ensure they can continue creating amazing stories. No Commercial Use: This fan translation is provided for free and is not to be used for any commercial purposes or redistribution.
LenaMyth · 77.3K Views

Exorciste Fantôme : Aimé de Tous

Yu Holea était une exorciste de fantômes de génie. Maudite pour son tempérament de solitaire, elle a embrassé la voie de l'exorcisme. À l'âge de 26 ans, elle est morte. En ouvrant les yeux, elle s'est rendu compte qu'elle a été transmigrée dans un personnage qui porte le même nom qu'elle. Yu Holea était la jeune demoiselle récemment trouvée de la Famille Yu. Bien que tout le monde ne l'aimait pas, car pour eux Yu Mei est la véritable jeune demoiselle. Tout le monde la méprisait, y compris ses propres frères biologiques. Son Frère aîné, "N'essaie même pas de t'approcher de moi. Je déteste les chercheuses d'or comme toi. Yu Mei, viens, je t'emmène faire du shopping." Son Deuxième Frère Gentil," La porte pour sortir est à gauche. N'oublie pas de ne pas embêter Yu Mei" Son Troisième Frère, "Euh, ne me laisse pas voir ton visage dégoûtant. Laisse-moi voir le visage mignon de ma petite Yu Mei" Cependant, Yu Holea les ignorait. Elle était habituée à tout cela. Elle s'est concentrée sur sa carrière et l'accumulation d'argent plutôt que sur l'amour. Elle n'avait pas un sou ? Allons donc, elle avait une longue file de grands patrons suppliant de lui donner de l'argent. Son empire commercial s'étend de Ville S à la Capitale. Elle était sans talent ? Elle peut même invoquer la foudre !! A une soirée de luxe, un des parents de la Famille Yu a vu Yu Holea entourée par des grands patrons de différents domaines et a été choqué jusqu'au plus profond de son être. Alors que tout le monde était confus, ses trois frères sont arrivés et ont commencé à la choyer. "Lea, tu veux manger un gâteau aux fraises? Appelle-moi Grand Frère et je te donnerai le gâteau." "Lea, tiens, bois ce jus, et au fait, pourquoi ne m'appelles-tu pas Deuxième Frère ?" "Petite Sœur, ne les écoute pas, je te protégerai de tout le monde, tu n'as qu'à m'appeler Troisième Frère." Un certain beau, PDG d'une entreprise du top 10, "Lea Chérie, quand diras-tu oui à ma demande ?" Yu Holea : Pourquoi tout le monde la regarde-t-il avec un regard attendri ? Suivez Yu Holea dans son aventure remplie de frissons, de suspense et de chouchoutage.
LittleRabbit1111 · 166.8K Views

Bureau of Paranormal Investigation

Shen La, a special forces operative born with the Heavenly Eye, has been able to see ghosts since childhood. During a mission involving a supernatural incident, his abilities were exposed—leading to his recruitment by a hidden Chinese government agency: the Bureau of Paranormal Investigation. This mysterious organization is tasked with investigating and handling all manner of supernatural phenomena. Within the Bureau, Shen La encounters a group of uniquely gifted and eccentric colleagues, including a mysterious white-haired man known only as Invincible, and Sun Fatty, a genius with an exceptionally high IQ. Through a series of increasingly perilous encounters—including the resurrection of the Ancestor Shaman, the haunting Ghost Opera of Qinghe, and a ghost ship that has wandered for centuries—Shen La begins to grow both in power and insight. Yet as the cases deepen, a shadowy force behind the scenes begins to reveal itself. Its ultimate goal appears to be a secret manual said to grant immortality... Disclaimer This is a non-profit, unofficial English translation of the Chinese novel 《民调局异闻录》 (Bureau of Paranormal Investigation), written by 耳东水寿. All rights to the original work belong to the author and the original publisher. This translation is created for the purpose of language learning, cultural exchange, and introducing Chinese literature to an English-speaking audience. No commercial gain is involved. If the original author, copyright holder, or authorized representative requests removal, this translation will be immediately taken down without objection. Please support the official release if one becomes available.
MysteriousXu · 81.7K Views

Viral Manager: Every Superheroine I Recruit Becomes Obsessed With Me!

[The hottest superheroine in the market is after you!] [Ding! You've signed the beautiful anti-hero Raven: +1 Heart Link! You have also gained the new ability “Dark Cube”] [Ding! She's warming up to you… you've unlocked: “Shared Intimacy Bonus – Aura Boost (+5% all stats when nearby)”] [Congrats! The uprising heroine “Plasma Pixie” only wants to sign a contract with you!] [Your followers have skyrocketed to 750,000! They want to know more about their favorite recruiter!] [System Notice: Stream Milestone! You’ve reached #10 on HeroTok Live. +50,000 Credits. +Outfit Voucher: “Recruiter of Desire”] [Warning! Competing agency “Diamond Halo” is attempting to poach your contractee “Stormkiss.” Entering combat recruitment mode…] In the glamorous, hyper-commercialized metropolis of Liberty City, superheroism is a career—complete with sponsors, brand deals, ranking boards, and viral challenges. Flashy names, filtered action shots, and a few million followers on HeroNet are worth more than saving lives. At the bottom of this shiny pyramid? The underfunded, half-broke One-Star Hero Recruitment Agency called JusticeFindr. Oliver Grant is a 22-year-old burnout who works here as a broke recruiter. With zero combat ability, no powers, and no social capital, his life is a series of failed interviews, rejected applicants, and unpaid overtime. But after being maltreated and dumped by his girlfriend, he gains access to a weird black-market app called the Harem Talent System which turns his world around! [Ding! The system has activated!] [Recruit your first Superheroine to unlock your path to greatness!] Now, every time Oliver successfully recruits a female superhuman, he gains: — A fraction of her powers — Her loyalty (and eventual interest) — Fame across the meta-verse via the TalentFeed live-stream platform Soon, he’s not just building the strongest underground team of superheroines… He’s becoming an urban legend—an enigmatic Talent Broker who can “awaken the potential in any woman.” The Hero League hates him. The top agencies want to buy him out—or silence him. And every girl he recruits? Slowly begins to fall under the spell of his mysterious charisma… "From bottom-tier recruiter to god-tier heartbreaker — this is the era of my rise!"
SleazyPen · 22K Views

~ A Progenitors Omniversal Adventures ~

A/N ~ News about updates can be found in the Auxiliary Chapter called 'not a update'. Enjoy my first work. ~ Drake Zoraiz was a ordinary young black man, maybe with a little more of an realistic view of the world than most of the people. He had been living his life in the world as an mercenary, until he was left for dead after a truly brutal mission where everything that could go have gone wrong, does. As an atheist for most of his young orphaned life, he was not expecting anything waiting for him after his death. Especially not the endless void he found himself in or that of visage of the beyond beautiful; and radiant figure of a goddess, who offers a chance of boundless adventure and endless battles to become more, to show up and say. "Drake Zoraiz, it is time to choose..." ~ Planned World's (in random order) Homeworld ~ A Song of Ice and Fire ~ Harry Potter ~ Jujutsu Kaisen ~ Highschool of the Dead ~ That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime ~ ect. to Fin. ~ Disclaimer ~ This is a fanfiction inspired by the works of [Author/Creator's Name(s)], including [specific source material, e.g., A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin]. I do not claim ownership of any original characters, settings, or lore created by the respective authors. The only elements I claim as my own are original characters, plots, and interpretations that I have added to this fanfiction. This work is created purely for entertainment purposes and is not intended for commercial use. All credit for the original material belongs to its respective owners, and I encourage readers to support the official works. ~
BlackViodEmperor · 22K Views

STILL GROWING

Young Adult Fiction (Humor, Coming-of-Age, Emotional Realism) Target Audience: Teens, parents, and everyone who’s ever felt “in-between” ⸻ Jayden’s story starts, as many do, with a minor disaster: falling face-first in the school hallway on the first day of junior year, a tray of pudding cups exploding across the linoleum like some kind of cafeteria warzone. It’s a painfully awkward start to a year he’d promised himself would be different. He had a plan—confidence playlist, new shoes, three therapy sessions under his belt—but none of that mattered in the face of public humiliation. That’s the first lesson of the year: expectations hurt. Jayden expected a glow-up and got a bruised ego. He’s a 16-year-old kid trying to survive high school, heartbreak, identity crises, and the ache of growing up when everything feels unstable. His voice is funny, honest, and often anxious. He doesn’t pretend to have it together, and that’s what makes him real. ⸻ Life Isn’t a Teen Movie (Unfortunately) Jayden narrates his life like it’s supposed to be a coming-of-age film, but so far, he’s more background character than protagonist. His best friend, Luca, who was once his person—the one who laughed at his dumb memes, who knew his favorite fruit snacks, who sat with him through the worst family dinner of his life—just stopped texting. Slowly. Then all at once. Jayden doesn’t know what happened, and it messes with him. He replays the last conversations over and over, wondering what he said or didn’t say. He watches Luca’s stories, sees him with a new crew, and tries not to compare himself. But the truth is, he’s lonely. And confused. And mad at himself for still caring. Friendship breakups, as Jayden learns, can be more painful than romantic ones—because there’s no closure, no dramatic final scene. Just silence. ⸻ Therapy and Other Soft Places Jayden’s mom signs him up for therapy after noticing he hasn’t been eating much and cries during toothpaste commercials. He resists at first, but eventually, he meets Dr. Wren—a soft-voiced woman who doesn’t push him to talk, but somehow gets him to anyway. He tells her about how he overthinks everything, how sometimes he feels like his skin is too thin for this world. How he hates his body one day and forgets it exists the next. How he wants people to like him so badly it physically hurts. He talks about Riley, the almost-girlfriend who never quite labeled things. They had a situationship—a blurry, playlist-sharing, hand-holding, nothing-but-something kind of thing. Until she drifted, posting photos with someone else. When he asked what they were, she said, “I don’t know.” That crushed him more than an actual breakup would’ve. Therapy doesn’t fix everything. But it gives Jayden room to exhale. To feel seen. “Therapy is where I learned that I wasn’t broken. Just overwhelmed.” ⸻ School Is a Stage and I Keep Forgetting My Lines School is chaos. Teachers expect too much. Classmates ask too little. Jayden feels invisible some days, like a ghost floating between lockers. Then there’s Mr. Chen, the one teacher who calls out, “You good?” in a way that actually sounds like he means it. And Ms. D, the art teacher who lets him sit in the back and draw when everything else feels too loud. And Daryl, the security guard who fist-bumps him every morning and tells him, “Hang in there, man.” They don’t solve anything. But they remind him he’s not alone. He finds a quiet friend in Cam—a kid who always eats alone in the library. They bond over awkward silences, shared introvert energy, and mutual hatred of gym class. They don’t need big conversations. Sometimes just sitting next to someone is enough. ⸻ Being Soft in a World That Wants You Tough Jayden cries easily. He cares too much. He rewatches Pixar movies and sobs every time. He used to think this made him weak. But the more he leans into it—the softness, the empathy, the vulnerability—the more he realizes it’s a kind of strength. The world is ful
Soniafox_25 · 3.7K Views

Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of the medical artifact created by his parents that could heal him after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, arcane forging, formations, matrices and other mystical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not so normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being an inscriptionist and artificer, surpassing the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be knowledge of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies a missed artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, the same thing that disappeared and could cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from college trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnapping and trying to offer him to a weakened Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ
WillSM268 · 163.4K Views

The Villainess's Stationery Shop (Novel Translation)

"A useless person like you is not worthy of being in our family. Take this money and get out of it!" "Yes! Goodbye!" Possessing the body of an incompetent villainess who committed countless evil deeds to win the male lead, Nam-joo, our protagonist faces a dismal reality. Her reputation is in ruins, and the original story's protagonists are about to embark on an affair. Seeing a clear path to freedom, she declares, "It's easy for me to be kicked out for money!" Her dream? To be disinherited and open a tranquil stationery store, selling delightful, memory-inducing items like beer candy and soap bubbles to children. However, her hopes for a peaceful life are quickly shattered as her young clientele prove to be surprisingly influential. "I'll find a handsome and modest man, not an adulterous man like my brother!" "Huh, how about my brother, who is the Crown Prince?" Suddenly, her unassuming stationery store becomes a hub for powerful figures: the formidable Demon Sword, the next Crown Prince, the notorious villain Ma Top Ju, and even the story's ultimate mastermind. What was supposed to be a quiet existence turns into a whirlwind of intrigue and chaos. Help! She just wanted a normal life! Dive into Yeo Ro-eun's captivating long-form romance fantasy, Disclaimer: This is an unofficial fan translation of a work by Shuu (しゅ). This translation is not intended for commercial use and no infringement of copyright is intended. All intellectual property rights pertaining to the original work are reserved by the author.
LenaMyth · 25.4K Views

The Midnight Flower Series: Midnight Moonlight

***TRIGGER WARNING: this book will contain many themes: Graphic violence or gore Sexual assault or abuse Self-harm or suicide Mental illness or psychological trauma Dubious consent or non-consensual situations Depictions of unhealthy relationships or emotional manipulation Explicit sexual content Death or mortality themes Themes related to abuse of power or control this book is a dark fantasy so please read with caution*** Midnight Moonlight, a princess born in the underworld but was taken to the human realm for protection now goes by the name Lilian Chesterfield, has to learn that her best friend of 13 years is a vampire prince and that her reoccurring nightmares are memories sent from her childhood protector Ari; in turn forcing her to return to her birthplace after being killed and in order to survive she must learn to unlock her full potential of her gift and take back her rightful throne from the werewolf tyrant Chen who murdered her family. This dark fantasy however is no fairytale as Midnight must endure months of trauma and training to control and harness her magick as a fiery passion between her best friend goes sideways. Midnight Moonlight (Book 1 in the midnight flower series) Text copyright © jazola™ 2013 The moral right of the author has been asserted. All rights reserved. This sort is published subject to the condition that it shall not be reproduced or retransmitted in whole or in part, in any manner, without the written consent of the copyright holder, and any infringement of this is a violation of copyright law. A single copy of the materials available in this story may be made, solely for personal, non commercial use. Individuals must preserve any copyright or other notices contained in or associated with them. Users may not distribute said copies to others, whether or not in electronic form or in hard copy, without prior written consent of the materials. This here is a work of fiction crafted from my very brain. So I ask nicely to please not steal, copy, or use my story in any manner whatsoever. If you do, I will report you. Thank you and enjoy! Draft Started: November 18, 2013 Final book result End date: October 13,2023
jazola · 103.7K Views

The Last Omega: The Birth of New Legacy (BL)

What happens when the last Omega in a world full of Alphas and Betas makes a jaw-dropping comeback? Meet Sky Elouise Schmidt—an ordinary teen with a not-so-ordinary twist. Sky’s world flips when he finds out he’s the long-lost Omega, the first of his kind in years.—a rarity thought to be extinct for nearly two decades. Talk about a plot twist! With the help of Devien Cahlei Smith, his long lost childhood friend, Dylan Zachary Williams, his new bad buddy and Etham Drei Schmidt, his adoptive brother, Sky is thrust into a dangerous conspiracy where love, power, and survival collide. Together, they’ll dive into a high-stakes adventure filled with secrets, sizzling chemistry, and a society that thought the Omegas were gone for good. Can he unlock the secrets of his past and reshape the future, or will his emergence as the last Omega spell disaster for everyone he holds dear? Discover a tale of romance, intrigue, and a battle for a new era. Buckle up for a ride full of romance, danger, and unexpected turns. The last Omega is here, and it’s going to be epic! Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the book cover. The image was found on Pinterest and is used solely for non-commercial purposes. Full credit belongs to the original creator. Just a heads-up—this story is still in progress, so you might bump into a few typos, grammar slip-ups, or even a character with the wrong name (oops!). Don’t worry, I’ll fix it all once the story's done. Consider it as part of the adventure for now! Update: I’ll be posting 3-5 chapters every Friday through Sunday.
Dheynliii · 15.9K Views

Bloodborne: Andante of the Dead 9

* * * The Synopsis will be in the Glossary* * * * * * This is my first novel and I don’t expect it to be good since I’m just starting out and doing this as a practice test. So please read my story and critique it. I want to know what I did or am doing wrong and how to improve or what to learn from it. I am well aware that my story would never get close to a 9 since I’m new at this, but I’m at the very least aiming for a 7 or a 7.5 rating. I am more than willing to accept criticism, and I understand if I wrote something stupid, but please don’t give me an overly negative attitude about it. * * * – 「Authors Notes」 - I will do what I can to keep chapters around or over 1500 words per chapter. - Since I am new and have a job, I will do my best to hopefully complete at least one chapter within two or three weeks until I improve and can hopefully reduce that time. - As a new writer, I will definitely make a lot of mistakes, so I would definitely appreciate it if you could help point out if and when I make grammatical errors, contradictions, and retcon things. I will try to go back and fix my mistakes on my own, but I would appreciate it if you could spot me on them as well. - I plan on having a semi big cast of characters. I understand that multiple POVs can be annoying and ruin the story or pacing or both so I promise to do my best to focus solely on my big 3. - One thing I really liked about a popular anime I liked was how they included bits of information, such as abilities, unique equipment, enemies, locations, and other details about the world before and after the short commercial break so I plan on trying to have some short notes/information about the world at the bottom of some chapters. Though you can also find them in the bloodborne wiki or YouTube videos. * * * Thank you for choosing to read my novel, I hope it's something you look forward to reading * * *
RCGarcia_02 · 1.4K Views

Wasteland Uprising

"In this apocalyptic New York, a can of SPAM might be worth more than gold." Imagine "The Walking Dead" meets "The Wolf of Wall Street" with a dash of "Doomsday Preppers" absurdity — welcome to New York City, 2030, a megalopolis struck by the collapse of social order. Cyrus Greene should have been just another office worker. But when the entire U.S. government mysteriously vanishes and the social fabric crumbles, his life takes an unexpected turn. No police, no government, no order... but for Cyrus, this chaos becomes his greatest opportunity. In this new world: - A can of SPAM buys you a week of shelter - A box of canned goods is worth a car - A pack of instant coffee can purchase vital intelligence - A bottle of clean water is more precious than diamonds But Cyrus isn't just surviving — he's thriving. Armed with his unique business acumen and surprising negotiation skills, he begins hoarding and trading survival supplies that have become priceless in this post-apocalyptic world. From convenience store canned goods to pharmacy first-aid kits to supermarket warehouse stockpiles, he builds his commercial empire in this wasteland. Along the way, he meets his match in a brilliant female powerhouse and an unexpected "sidekick" who becomes invaluable to his operation. If you enjoy: - Post-apocalyptic survival stories - Witty and clever protagonists - Unique business mindsets - Strategic negotiations and power plays - And a dash of blush-worthy romance Then this book is definitely for you. Warning: This isn't your typical post-apocalyptic tale. There are no zombies, no alien invasions — just a raw examination of human nature, and a compelling story about finding order in chaos and hope in despair. "In this world, the most dangerous thing isn't hunger or cold — it's the human heart. But paradoxically, it's also the warmest thing we have left."
kuiyukuiyi_cheng · 10.2K Views

DIGITAL TECH GUARD RECOVERY / FASTEST CRYPTOCURRENCY RECOVERY EXPERT

WhatsApp: +1 (443) 859 - 2886 Email @ digitaltechguard.com Telegram: digitaltechguard.com Website link: digitaltechguard.com The scent of freshly brewed espresso and vintage Led Zeppelin records should have been my retirement anthem. But I was hunched over a computer in my still-under-construction vinyl record cafe, screaming at a blockchain explorer as if it just ridiculed my acoustic session. My life savings, $430,000 worth of Bitcoin, carefully earned over a decade of writing alt-rock ballads for car commercials, vanished into thin air. The culprit? Some smooth "investment manager" who'd promised me "Taylor Swift-level returns" on crypto staking, then bailed faster than my band's 2008 reunion tour.  The scam was a cringe symphony.Guy had a LinkedIn profile dotted with adjectives such as "Web3 maestro" and "DeFi virtuoso," an autotuned elevator jazz playing website, and a contractual loophole big enough to drive a tour bus through. I signed over access like a groupie handing over backstage passes. Poof. Gone. Money. My café's espresso machine sat in its box, accusatorially. My spouse said I needed to "get a real job again." Even my dog gave me the side eye. Enter my drummer, Chad, a guy who had escaped a festival pyro tragedy by jumping into a kiddie pool. He texted me: "Bro, look at Digital Tech Guard Recovery. They're crypto Roadies." I pictured a group of pierced hackers in black hoodies, blowing gum and cracking firewalls. Good enough. Digitals crew followed the scambot's trail with the ferocity of a producer hunting for the perfect bassline. The crook had routed my Bitcoin through privacy coins, obscured wallets, and exchanges located in countries that I couldn't spell. Their engineers stalked his path like a creep watching a pop star's concert tour schedule, in cooperation with Interpol and a Cypriot bank used also as a hub for meme stocks. As it turns out, my "maestro" had become careless, stashing money in a wallet associated with a failed NFT venture named "Aping for Jesus." Typical. Sixteen days later, my wallet beeped. Balance returned. No taunting, only a curt email: "Scammer's assets frozen. Your money's back. Buy better speakers." I blasted "Eye of the Tiger" through the café sound system, shocking a hipster with oat milk. The espresso machine finally came online. Digital Tech Guard Recovery didn't just restore my cryptocurrency; they wrote the encore for my midlife crisis. My café exists today, littered with grail-worthy records on the walls and a tip cup emblazoned "ETH accepted." Chad's no longer on the espresso machine, but he's got free coffee for life. If your cryptocurrency is ever swindled by a cyber rockstar, don't go into existential tailspin. Call the Digitals. They'll turn your faceplant into a victory lap. Just maybe screen your "maestros" harder than your band's setlist.
Bobby_felix · 950 Views
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