Joker Secret To Good Comedy

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

Jade harbored a secret crush on Sin his best friend's charismatic companion. As they shared laughter and adventures, Jade's feelings deepened, but he dared not speak them aloud."

'"Kill Her" she shouted 'Yes..!!!Well played!' Shui Yi's eyes widened and her skin turned pale, fright was written all over her face. She ran out slamming the door. Uncovering the truth to her eight years of suffering Shui Yi has gone insane. Reminded of her trauma she ran fast, her pace increased she ran and ran... to the near park until she was out of breath. Luckily the park is abandoned so there wasn't anyone else besides Shui Yi. "The cause of the traumatic experience is one's selfish desire... no...obsession !!" Shui Yi sat at a corner on a bench catching up her breath trembling. She was sweating all over. She wouldn't stop shivering. The truth of that incident; her family tried to kill her? Why?!! , back then eight years ago that incident changed her life, the truth is more harsh and fierce.

My first time publishing please read patiently. Jack is always surrounded by mystery born in the 20th century where they are more evils that good. He is aware of the changes around him and he didn't care since him and his loved ones are happy and save. Happiness is forever so he thought. When tragedy struck at those around him, he taught law was the solution and that the law enforcement officers (police) will help and bring him justice. Then, he saw the bad side of society, the system that no one could help him. That when he decided to put the matter into his own hands. JOKER ---------------------------------------------------------- Context: There are two people in the middle of a deserted street at 4 @am. Rain falling heavily creating a sound proof around. One of them standing and stepping on the other person on the floor with their backs touching the cold floor and the rain is watching their bleeding body that never seems to end. "Please Joker forgive me, I have wife and kids waiting for me to come home", pleaded victim 1. Joker responded menacingly while starting at the man with a cold glear and blood shot eyes, " so you have a life to live? you choosed this path. You should have made a better decision 2 years ago". The man seeing that Joker wouldn't let him go cried while looking at the floor thinking that it was truly his fault he made that mistake and moved on which was wrong. But it was too late to say sorry. Joker stared at him nonchalantly getting impatient to go home and sleep since was past his bed time. Pissed off by the man attitude and state, he said to him. " Stop being a man baby no matter how you cry you are going to die anyways". After speaking, he took his rider gloves from his back pocket and started to wear it getting ready for his next act. Bending down to swat to mach the man's eye level, he holds his victim chin to make eye contact. Tilting his head to the right he asked his victim coldly, any last words? The man started at Joker for a moment by now he had already stopped crying and the rain automatically stopped too. It seems that time was slowing down. Opening his mouth slowly he wanted to tell his wishes but it was already too late. Joker had already snapped his neck in an instant. "Tsk on a second thought when you took action two years ago you didn't give them a chance either, right?", he said talking to the already dead body. After taking his gloves from his hands and putting it in his back pocket he used his pinky finger to clean his ear and said, " Good luck on the other side". He then stepped over the body while on his way back home. After some distance he paused and turned around. "That is..... if some over there will take you of course", he said after thinking then continued on his way.

Being completely alone in a dark and forsaken world, with no family to turn to, no guidance to rely on, no care to comfort, no support to uplift, and no love to cherish, is a utterly terrible and absolutely awful existence. Lisa, a beautiful young lady, lives with her foster parents and siblings, trying her best to lead a normal life and suppress her extraordinary powers, which she longs to keep hidden from the world, fearing their discovery would only bring chaos and destruction. When Lisa was a little girl, she lost her parents in a tragic car accident. A huge truck collided with their vehicle, sending it plummeting into the water. With blood streaming down her face, she held her breath and struggled to free herself from the seatbelt, desperate to save her mom and dad before the car sank further into the ocean. The more she struggled, the more she felt her strength fading, until she finally lost consciousness. As she slipped away, the car continued to sink, taking her parents with it, leaving Lisa alone in the darkness. **** Kevin, a young orphan boy, had no family or friends to speak of, and had never experienced any kind of affection or love. As a result, he had built walls around his heart, shutting off his emotions completely. He dedicated himself solely to his work, using it as a distraction from the emptiness and loneliness that had become his life. His sole focus was on survival, and he allowed nothing to penetrate the armor he had built around himself Hello everyone! I'm Lisa_Lucy, your favorite author! I'm thrilled to have you all here to embark on a journey with me, exploring new worlds, imaginations, and emotions that will leave you breathless. Let's dive into the adventure together! ____Let's dig further into the secret spy____

Two reckless teens are in love..., what could possibly go wrong?

Mariam's childhood aspiration was thwarted by the haunting memories of her first love Jameson, the only child of the famous Jameson Welbeck's, of Lurkshire Capitol. The tragic death of Jameson in their secret love room had left her shocked as his ghost continually haunts her in her adulthood. Mariam had only two options: confess and be free or keep mute and be haunted for life.

Hiroshi is just another quiet, anxious student at Tokyo University. But beneath his ordinary mask, a much darker side lurks—one that thrives in the shadows of Japan’s underworld. As dangerous secrets and hidden agendas close in, Hiroshi finds himself trapped in a deadly game where every move could expose the truth he’s so carefully concealed. The question is: how long can he keep playing before everything falls apart?

There is nothing new under the sun, says an adage as old as time. Unfortunately in this life, and even in the next, this remains an absolute truth. the strong dominate, the weak suffer, and the world perishes. The only way to save the latter is to lose what you hold most dear. but is it worth it?

Join Jade Williams on a journey of self discovery and his search for his lost to time friends, travel to the new and different worlds and explore how it feels to be, all powerful yet not strong enough!

In 2035, 10 TOWER appeared in several regions around the world, besides a tower, a strange portal also appeared and from inside the portal came out a monster that killed almost 40% of the earth's population. In Indonesia, it is one of the countries that experienced a fairly large impact, but even though it received a fairly large impact, the death toll in this country is only around 5% of the total population of Indonesia, and the number of portals that have been found by the government exceeds 2500 portals spread across Indonesia, and Indonesia is the only country that has a TOWER throughout Southeast Asia. So with the existence of TOWER, Indonesia has an important position in the ASIA region, especially in Southeast Asia.

[Mature content] This story content violence,murder, manipulation.Please l wrote this when l was 15 so sorry if sometime you don’t understand. Ana Collin smiths is an eighteen year old girl who lives in the Hampton with her family they are one of the richest family in the Hampton. Ana had two older brothers the family were living a very happy life and were going to good schools. The Collins smiths family were very respected there because for people they were the perfect family and were very kind people. But one one day ana life change completely and her world turn upside down she was ready for what was going to happen to her . what will happen to ana that change her completely you will find out through the story.......

In the fog-shrouded coastal town of Greywater, 17-year-old Lily Carter lives a life of stark contrast. By day, she is a quiet artist, her striking dark hair and pale blue eyes attracting curious glances, yet her extraordinary talent remains hidden from view. However, as the sun sets and darkness envelops the town, Lily undergoes a terrifying transformation into a creature of shadows, battling an insatiable hunger that threatens to consume her soul. As nightfall brings excruciating pain and a craving for warmth and blood, Lily finds herself isolated, torn between a yearning for connection and a fear of the monster she becomes. Everything changes when a mysterious stranger arrives in Greywater, drawn to the secrets that bind them both. Faced with the choice to embrace the darkness within her or risk losing her humanity forever, Lily must navigate a web of mystery and danger. In a town where every shadow holds a secret, will she find the strength to confront her true nature before it devours her completely?

Kim Jang-mi is a new Stunden that just joined the drama club. She always sees her classmate the most Popular love boy in school dress up like girl and Touching himself and

Rachael was living a regular ordinary life, she thought that having her heart broken was the biggest of her worries. Until she returns to her hometown to have the biggest burdens on her shoulders, will she find the strength to fight on, or will it make her crumble in the end?

Billionaire Levi Everett is a well known businessman who kissed Portia Zira on a masquerade party. That one sinful passionate kiss turns into a blooming affair, An affair behind close doors where no one should know but the two of them. How will Levi Everett sacrifice everything for the woman he adores and how will Portia Zira do everything to meet the standards of Levi's world.

My mother opened a private plastic surgery clinic, specializing in intimate plastic surgeries for men. Her skills were highly regarded, and the surgery results were spoken of highly. Countless wealthy women, along with their special friends, came to her clinic, all attracted by her fame. But I knew she was illiterate and couldn’t even use a scalpel. The secret behind her success was the mysterious meaty eggs she used for the surgeries. They were strange-smelling and of unknown origin.

She's Lyka Kristine Hoffman in her past life. Because of the explosion she transmigrated into a very fragile, delicate,weak little lady of the Zhao family. Everybody loves her. Everybody dotes on her. But the best life that she thought that will still be the best till the end will crumble. Hopes will shuttered. She thought that in this life she will lead a very beautiful life full of hope and happiness but fairy tales doesn't really exist in her case maybe in others but mine? Nuh uh. But she will take her revenge no matter what. She will ask their lives for the payment of their sins. She will be the judge, the ruler and be the manipulator of the scenes. She will make their lives miserable. They are just a chess pieces in her game, a pawn to be exact. "You played my life before but now is my turn" But what if she will discover that the things that she know is just the tip of the iceberg? Thousands of secrets will be unraveled, all the lies will be discovered. Her life is full of mystery. Her life is fall of ups and downs like a roller coaster but the best thing that happened to her is being with HIM. Being with the best man in the world that loves and dotes her really makes her think that God isn't that against her. Him ...the mysterious Second Young master Lu of the Capital. The mysterious head of the Lu family that even just a mention of his name makes you shivered and flinch. He's very scary, rumored to be ugly and old. But only Miss Zhao knows that the Old and Ugly Second Young Master Lu they are talking about is a very handsome and loving guy. Proof of his love is that she always wake up late every morning with aching body full of love bites and marks. THIS IS MY OWN STORY. The characters and events in this story are purely fictional. I made this story because of the influence of chinese novels I've read for the past years. But English is not my first Language so bear with it guys and this is not edited also. P.s: The book's cover doesn't belong to me.

COMPLETED [ Mature content ] Sweet love, no rape, no abuse. ... His world was riddled with threats and she was a troublemaker who poke dangers for fun. Alexa Quinn, the famous daughter of a wealthy family– carefree and daring, finds her world crashing down after a night with her fiance. Never in her wildest dream did she expect that her fiance of two years was only after her father’s company and not her. With her own two hands, she signed away the ownership of her family’s business to a man who in turn sold the company to the Clintons. Desperate to restore her family’s dwindling status and save the thousands of lives that depended on her family, she goes in search of the Clintons. Stepping into the city, she was catapulted to a wedding, only to be told that she was at the Clintons' wedding. She hears that the groom was a good-for-nothing who was unconditionally loved and cherished by his grandfather. So, when the groom was ditched, Alexa immediately schemes her way through and becomes the new bride. This is the beginning of her plans to salvage her family's crisis. In three months, she would be staggering back to her city with the ownership documents to her father’s company, no love, no romance, easy peasy, she thought. Unfortunately for her, the so-called good-for-nothing Aiden has more secrets than a blackhole. All it took was a few hours after the wedding to make Alexa fall head over heels in love with him. As the two swim in their love and romance, Alexa didn't forget her initial plans and her sweet husband was there to make her dream a success. Unbeknownst to the two, their one mistake of taking back Alexa's company will trigger enormous troubles they must deal with in order to keep their lives. “There is pleasure in danger,” Alexa said, but what if the danger this time was more perilous than she and Aiden had ever experienced?