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For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it! Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the LPL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity. During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer. Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” … After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked slowly, “In the interview later, do you know what to do?” That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, was currently blushing completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

Fragments of Us takes readers to the year 2184, a world where humanity has abandoned natural relationships. Same-gender connections remain the only accepted norm, but even these are fading under the dominance of advanced virtual intimacy technologies. The human bond has become a relic of the past, replaced by artificial experiences and societal apathy. Toshi, a reserved college student, and Aiko, a spirited yet lonely girl, both struggle to conform to the world’s expectations. Feeling like outsiders in a culture that values convenience over connection, they begin to question the meaning of love, intimacy, and identity. But answers are elusive in a world designed to suppress them. The reason humanity chose this path? Well, that’s a story for the prequel—if I live long enough to write it (lol). Can Toshi and Aiko uncover what humanity lost long ago? And will their journey to rediscover genuine connection come at a cost too great to bear?

A collection of usually one shots, with some having multiple parts. Written by an underworked-but-tired-anyways author lol

Vol1:- Kingdom of the Loveless... (King Indicy and Lendon) --- COMPLETED!!! Synopsis: Love is an emotion strictly forbidden in the Ant kingdom for everyone notwithstanding status; marriage and relations are strictly based on the expansion of the kingdom and its resources, King Indicy, a cold and ruthless ruler never dreamt that he would be the one person who violates this rule of committing an abominable act of falling in love....and with his sister's maid!!!! With his new realised emotions, will come a very dear price to pay. Will he continue on this journey despite the repercussions for him and the kingdom as a whole? This story is totally fictitious and conjured out of my imagination lol. It is a very short novel so enjoy your read! Thank you for taking time to preview my work! ........ Vol2- SPINOFF:- The Fireland's King Betrothed - (SPINOFF with King Jeer and Princess Mugda's story)- --- COMPLETED!!! Synopsis: Mugda has always lived under the shadows but in the limelight. Their kingdom, Ant Kingdom strictly pairs everyone with their future partners. As a princess, she will be no exception to this rule until the day she sees him; that rugged-looking man also of royal descent. Little did she know that she would find herself agreeing to be betrothed to him. What would it be like for her who loves to bend rules now find herself ruling beside the powerful reign? Jeer only travelled to Ant kingdom for political alliance through a marriage between the king and his sister. What happens when he finds himself falling for the princess of that land? ___________ New cover is mine and commissioned by @Suoshi. Copyright Loctovia 2022 I, Loctovia, published this story ONLY on the webnovel platform. Please support me by reading from Webnovel.com #thekingisinlovenovel #loctovianovels

Synopsis: Fu Yue suffered a hand injury and could no longer play in the competition but he never thought that the day his e-sport career ended, his life as well also came to a stop. However, the next thing he knew was that he somehow crossed into another world. Everything was fine, he no longer had a hand injury, his new family was also very nice just that... Why does he have to be an Omega?! Anyways, after some time passed Fu Yue came to accept the reality. He is a man who chases after a career, not love so Omega or whatever it means nothing to him! Filled with determination, Fu Yue decided to focus on returning to the e-sport industry. As luck has it, he found a very good pro player who shared the same mind as him in the game. Fu Yue then joined his team to become the new starting Mid Laner. Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, one more round!" Wei Chen," Mm." Some time later after getting together... Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, I-" Wei Chen, " Mm? One more round? Okay." The game in the story will be using League Of Legends (LOL), a MOBA game as a reference. This is an original novel so inevitably there will be a lot of errors. The cover is drawn by @Pineapplrr

Shun Kurosaki a normal highschool student suddenly got transported to another world of swords and magic with no hints at all. When he arrived he noticed a book right next to him and found out from the book that he became a summoner. Hearing that he got isekai'd a dream of every Otaku and Gamers he suddenly noticed a catch I his summoning "He can only summon League Of Legends Champions!" Follow Shun's journey in a world of fantasy and witness how he interacts with the champions from League of Legends credits to #Riot games League of legends team (Picture not mine. but the edit is mine. just saw it on Google. if the original artist saw this. pls tell me so that I can put the credit to you)

[Mana Blade] sheesh Finally Dead 'So many Portals are opening and going through breakout. It's the 3rd one. I was just going to the restaurant for a team Party and take the day off' 'No use complaining ,Should have taken the Hover Taxi. what is going on though, this is abnormal ,A portal at least stay stabilize for 10 days but all 3 of them just opened and got into Breakout' Crimson light reflected from the wall ,just as I was going to look to trace it from where it was coming A sudden surge of mana engulfed around my body. The sheer density of it was enough to stun a average Hunters. Damn a Crimson Portal . Never thought I gonna use this skill here but even I cannot Solo these Monsters. If the previous encounter with Breakout was any clue. Oh Well [TELEPORT] [You have Been Teleported to your Last marked Location] [Skill 'TELEPORT' Is on Cool Down For 1 Week] 'I need to call Association to Let them know ' As I opened my Halographic panel to Call the Association , | ABNORMAL PORTAL ACTIVITY | Clicking on the Headline ,the Halogram extended showing the NEWS . Large Amount of Portal Breakout is Happening around the world , "Any Citizen who are in the of the Portal Area are requested to Please go to the Nearest Safety Hall" ,A middle age women said. _____________________________________________________________ | VOLUME : 4 END | AN: I AM THANKFUL TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THIS NOVEL. THE NEXT VOLUME WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 2023. « VOLUME 5: CATASTROPHE" » THANK YOU _____________________________________________________________ Sempei: I wonder how many percentage of population will he kill in the next volume. LOL Asura: Reading all of his previous Novel I can say maye half of the population atleast. I mean any Volume which he named as CATASTROPHE has atleast 50 % kills. Dao Cultivator: Dude you are underestimated him too much ,many of his works has 80% to 93% kills. Asura: True ,But i think it would be less this Time. since population of this NOVEL has in million. Sempai: It was in 800 million or more. Dao Cultivatior: RIP Asura: RIP Sempei: RIP Gato: RIP DIO:. RIP ... ... ... Reader: RIP _________________________________________________________________ Typing RIP to continue the legacy while wondering why are they even talking about though I get where they are coming from . This author does like to massacre the population in the middle of the story. | The Tale of the Hunters | This Novel revolves around the different Main Characters ir better said Protagonist . It is sometimes

A stupid story where 2 brothers can't get along lol. ohh and power....

[WARNING! MATURE CONTENT!] Brief Synopsis/Alt Title: In This Superpowers World, I, Alone, Am A Cultivator - NSFW - Extreme Violence - Explicit - Not for squeamish - Mature language Action - Check Urban - Check Drama - Check Romance - Check Melons? - Check Battles - Check NTR - X Netori - Check Harem - Check Magic - X Cultivation - Check Superpowers - Check MC with System - X Rare bloodline - Check R*pe - X Using Hypnosis for S*x - X Incest - X - DISCLAIMER: This novel is not only about s*x and does not follow a degenerate MC that thinks about just that. There is an actual plot and storyline here but the smut aspect is the icing on the cake. Don't complain when there are no smut scenes every 3 chapters. Lol, there are h*ntai sites out there for a reason. could even recommend if you want (if you're over 18)... You shouldn't even be reading this if you aren't. --- BONUS CHAPTERS +1 Chapter Per Dragon Max Bonus per Week = 1 Chapters. Anything more will have to be transferred to the next week. E g. If I get 2 Dragons, I'll give 1 on the upcoming week and the last one will be given on the week after that.

No synopsis yet and would probably do one after I do a hundred chapters. Genre at the moment: Sci-Fi/artificial Intelligence/Transmigration. I am not by any means, an experienced writer. English is not my mother tongue and has an average grade on the subject, so please read at your own risk. I am not going to take responsibility for you developing any brain damage(LOL). oh right, I'm also currently using an app for grammar correction... if that makes your brains a bit more at ease.

In the magical kingdom of Zorene, Princess Xenia is betrayed and imprisoned by those she trusted most. Framed for treason and tortured, her world shatters. A daring rescue by a mysterious woman sets her on a path of self-discovery, revealing her lineage as a descendant of the first kitsune, with untapped, formidable power. However, something unexpected happens, she’s assassinated. The pendant that had been given to her held an unexpected secret. Resurrected, Xenia flees the grave created for her and encounters Alistair Nightshade, a brooding noble with secrets of his own—a descendant of the first vampire. Sparks fly between them, their chemistry undeniable yet fraught with tension and forbidden allure. Together, they must navigate political intrigue, ancient rivalries, and dark magic, their growing bond both a strength and a complication. “The Harbinger” is a spellbinding tale of resilience, hidden heritage, and a love that defies all odds. Xenia’s journey from tortured princess to powerful warrior will captivate readers, drawing them into a world where magic and passion intertwine. Prepare to be swept away by an epic romance that promises adventure, danger, and heart-stopping moments. *** Cupid’s Quill Entry. This book will also have very detailed “steamy” scenes with a little fantasy elements to them. Lol so please don’t come for me at how unrealistic something may be!!! I’ll upload a chap every two days of at least 1500 words. There will most likely to be more tho.

"Better to have and not need than to need and not have." Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper. The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games. Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them. They're fucking real. Ever wondered what you could do in a zombie apocalypse where you actually know what you're doing? Actually surviving properly while preventing stupid deaths? Doing what is right and necessary? Or better yet, actually doing what you shout in the monitor when you're watching a film? Our MC is coupled with the knowledge of not just fighting z's but actually surviving by securing his home, finding allies, scavenging for supplies, building a community and so much more. If you could, kindly like the tags I've put up and it would be huge, huge help for me, thanks in advance! Also, a comment, a review, or even a vote of a single power stone would help me out a lot! Thanks again! Disclaimer: All of the names and places mentioned in this novel are fictional and any relation to people IRL is purely coincidental. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/3JstDAV (It's just something I created for fun and random chatting with people that want to discuss more about zombie things and other random stuff. It's created on 16/07/20 so it's fairly new and nothing much is in there lol Anyway, everyone is free to drop by and spend a few minutes to pass the time.) My Discord: Sky2316#9623

recipes for the harem sect tastey food nom nom nom at the moment I’m focusing on simple things that are easy to make non meat things that will come later I like baking and cooking In General but I’m doing types of food I will Get to protean eventually lol

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

deepwoken playing with chinese lol 遊戲同人小說

yeah don't read this, I made this story because I was bored and I needed credits LOL

In a World where the Rich in power rules and makes decisions, a lowly poor Man who has no power and money like me has no say in anything. And of course I have nobody, people would always want to be on the good side of the Rich, but I don't give a Damn. I was supposed to be on that throne as the only surviving successor, but Eguapo my wicked uncle, forcefully took it from me. Am sure he was the one that poisoned my parents and my two brothers, through the maids, I was lucky I didn't eat with them, if not my father's Lineage could have been wiped out from the surface of the earth. My uncle forcefully took the woman I ever loved from me, I wouldn't know if he bought her over with money, or he used his dark charms on her, that Made Anna the woman i used to love now sees me as a filthy rag. But that's not the case because Love don't bother me anymore. I must take what rightfully belongs to me from my uncle. The pains he caused me , I will give it to him a thousand folds. However, Everything changed when I got transmigrated into another world which has existed thousands of years ago, a realm where I exuded supernatural powers and had a Wolf as my divine beast. To my surprise My uncle Eguapo was there too, but My parents and my two brothers were not there. Seeing Eguapo in that realm, nothing seems to change, because my revenge must go on. "Wondering the name of the Speaker (the male lead)? Will He finally get what rightfully belongs to him and take down his wicked uncle? And Will he eventually find true love?Read the story to find out now. PS this is the third book am writing on Web novel, I participated in the WPC contest, I know I joined late, but I wouldn't have had the courage to join without your support. Please come and support this book. Beyond Power, Money And Love Crisis will Hook you from the first chapter, Y'all will enjoy this story. BTW, I think I gave out too many information in the Synopsis, LoL. Happy Reading!

A young man of 18 years of age, He had enlisted in the Navy in hopes of becoming one of the best elite Snipers out there. But.........what life/fate had preordained for him, Was not a future he had never predicted. (I'm just writing this as if I was the main character, Just turn off your brain and enjoy the B.S lol. It's my first novel so yeah.) (Lots of narration as well) Chapter updates: Yeah don't expect a lot. Lmaoo

90 years ago, a huge portal appeared, bringing unknown creatures from another planet to our world. humans was able to use technology to fight back but, their weapons didn't work on them. Few years later humans awaken there abilities to fight back the monsters, they call themselves hunters. 90 years later my brothers awaken their ability but, it was the lowest, while I didn't have any ability. One day, on my 25 birthday the author appeared outta nowhere saying. That I'm going to die, So he use his, godly powers to download an app on my tablet. Next day, I woke up, I blow up a city up by accident. I didn't know, it was real, but the app that the Author put was legit...lol.... Now, I'm going to play out see what will happened. *********** Find out wants going on......

> “Assume nothing. Not assuming anything clears your eyes. The eyes of your mind. Understand that there is no conditioning that can prepare you for having coals branded into your eyes, being burnt to death, being raped, drowned, suffocated… repeatedly and endlessly.” > "Misfortune is a fact of nature acceptable to women, especially when it falls on other women." > "Human life holds no inherent value. Have you not realised this, child? Despite all you have witnessed? It possesses no intrinsic worth." > “Is that so? Then I will simply have to become the one who would stretch this boundary of frail morality veiled underneath a thick layer of hypocrisy and double standards." > “Because chaos is more organised than order itself. Exactly as you taught me” Torn between where to direct his life, Arthur Olvasen has to decide on a side——as quickly as possible, as the merger and the potential interracial war between Earth and Eden creeps eerily close——the Bad or the Worse. *********************** NOTE: The story is slow burn; in action, world building and as well as potential romance. Just like how things should be. LoL. Tag along with it. You won't regret it. The story is also available on RoyalRoad underneath the same username of Reprobate. ************************* Cover is drawn by Aphora. You can commission yours by contacting them on Instagram (_aphora_) or KoFi (https://ko-fi.com/aphora_illustrations). This story's co-author is Komrade. And is being edited by incezangwill. Big thanks to all of them.

Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence. Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be. Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed. Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos. You’re now free to enjoy your easy, drama-free life. (Well, mostly.) --- P.S. 1. Steps 2 and 3 are totally interchangeable—or combine them. It worked for me. 2. Forget heroes; look for the anti-hero. The selfish ones, villains? That’s where your real safety lies. 3. You may need to deal with some light trauma cleanup now and then, but it’s no biggie. 4. Not foolproof, but hey, it worked for me! *** Lol it's romance okay, no fight scenes, no system interface cause I'm too lazy to do that research, just romance a hot man,hot woman and some smut here. And a plot.

*WARNING!!!* EXTREME LEVELS OF CULTURE!! *Lemons? - In excess!!!* *V's? - Of course yes!!* *Plot? - Divine!! [Stop right here cultured bros and sis. Hope you are skillful with holding your phone in one hand? Because I bet ya, you'll need to, lol]... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Put some pants on, your d**k is staring at me" the lady in white heavenly transparent attire said to Alex. Alex looked around trying to figure out if truly this was heaven and if he had died. He wasn't all too sad about it because at the end, if heaven had naked women walking around, then it did live up to the hype. "You are dead but it's a bit complicated. You see, I know a way you can go back, but I can't guarantee you'd get what you want. Do you want to go through with being reborn?" The lady with the alluring body said to Alex. With every word escaping her kissable lips, Alex listened with keen attention. Of course he would, for all he knew, he was basically staring at a god's pussy. That alone had beat all the accomplishments of his life time. "Yes, I'll do it," Alex agreed to being a subject of the lady's experiment knowing fully well it could be the end of him. ****** Alex Riley, a man in his late thirties whose life changed into a nightmare when he caught his wife cheating with his boss. Frustrated, Alex left his apartment but little did he know he was living his life behind as a terrible accident occurred that lead to his boss and wife dying. Alex is pinned down for the death of the two. Alex now having spent about a lifetime in prison finally decides to give into the charms of his prison Warden, Brenda. Brenda had chased Alex for years but finally, she got hold of him. Now engaged in the act with Brenda or as he was about to, Alex discovered Brenda might be too much for him. Alex died a pitiful and ridiculous death. His whole life ended in a flash as he found himself drifting away from Brenda's unrestrained bouncing on him. But second chance awaits Alex and he looks to make good use of it. Now reborn in a new world, Alex finds himself starting over. A new start..a very very different world from the one he knew before. However, Alex runs into the impossible; Alex finds himself in a squabble with a god, the lust god. And of course Alex was defeated but not just that. The lust got made Alex his herald. Now blessed with a system by the lust god, Alex is tasked with the heavy burden of collecting wives. #No Yuri #No NTR *WARNING!!!* THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN R18 SCENES, VULGAR WORLDS, SOME INSTANCES OF ABUSE AND A WHOLE LOT. IF THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU AVOID IT. OTHERWISE, ENJOY!!!... Join the discord ... https://discord.gg/HK2h8R9skE Ig profile and link : @darkknight4266. https://instagram.com/darkknight4266?igshid=YWYwM2I1ZDdmOQ== NOTE :Not my cover...will.gladly take it down if owner wants

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. This story is purely out of my mind. I may not have the greatest mind but I would like to also share my thoughts. New cover is also not mine. Just uploaded it to properly remind myself how MC looks. Just minus the tatoo LOL ----------------------------------------------------------------- Our MC woke up one day to realize he is in the world of naruto. With no idea how he got there and no cheat or system to assist him. Will our MC be able to at least live in this world? curious? then read it. Not good enough? You're welcome to drop. This is just a product of my thoughts of what a fanfic would be in my own mind. And this is the first one I've worked on too. All kinds of review are welcome. Have a good reading everyone! Peace out. As of 22/02/2022 This fanfic has ended. Thanks for all the power stones you have sent to me. As a beginner author, it was an awesome experience writing as I see people read my work even though I just began. Peace out,

" Ding... System:- Origin of Divinity System type:- Evil Technology:- Reality merging with unlimited guidance. Username:- Luke Whitestone Age: 34 years Race:- Brahnian Power:- Rule of Origin Rank:- Overlord Special info:- Husband of the primordial goddess Nyx. He had become a god via the power of Balance. Current tasks:- 1)Find the person who destroyed his brother's life. 2) Restore Nyx's power and memory. Fun fact about the user:- Even though he has the strength of an overlord rank, he is not strong enough to satisfy his wife. Lol." Luke closed and opened his eyes twice at the gold coloured holographic panel, which was floating before him. And after reading the last line of the panel, his facial expression got ugly. His forehead was full of bulged veins. " You...." ●●●● Want to read the rest? Then why the heck are you waiting?

Hi there, I’m Chen Mo, as you’ve already noticed from my name, I’m a main character profile, or at least that’s how it was supposed to be. For legal reasons, I won’t be disclosing my real name, I’m a typical corporate slave working 996 at a game development company. Although I hate it, its not all that bad, I hop on with my non-existent friends every now and then doing the usual stuff, yk, cranking 90s, getting the Ws(never) and reading some dogshit wuxia novels with negative translations but I still make it work. That was my life until I was transmigrated into the world of cultivation and took over my boy Chen Mo’s profile RIP lol. Chen Mo’s your typical MC profile, yk, has talent, then gets spiritual roots removed or whatever, engagement annulled, just the usual stuff. Anyway, enough about that, during my transmigration, I somehow got to keep my programmer job, don’t ask how idk either. To pay tribute to my boy Chen Mo for taking his account before he had his heaven defying opportunity to take revenge, I’ll build a sect for all MC profiles in the world. Your engagement got annulled? here’s a cultivation system, your sect got destroyed? here’s a god-level cultivation technique, your spiritual roots are broken? here’s some more.

Evil genius Bai Jingfei used to be a famous beauty know for her eccentricity. After transmigration she became known as a weak and cute loli to some, and a wild and crazy loli to others. Driven by money she picks up a husband for the dowry and doesn't know what to do with him. Rich Jianghu leader: Wife take me with you! Bai Jingfei: Shush vixen... You can't tempt me right now. Rich Jianghu leader: I'll carry your luggage for you? Bai Jingfei: Well... Bai Jingfei eventually has to allow said husband to tag along until she finally retires as the great loli leader. The book is mostly about a scientist loli who gets into stupid problems. My grammar is 10/10 but I haven't edited lol. It's very casual and both ML and FL readers should enjoy

When Light and Darkness intertwine, Chaos emerges. Something both light and dark, neither good nor evil. A power that can destroy or create. Two twin princes are prophesized to become one and destroy their kingdom and then go on to wreak havoc upon the world. However, they know not for better or worse. Will they be able to overcome their fate? Or will the world be destroyed? You'll have to read to find out, lol:)

Kang Zihan, the scum father and husband, returned home one evening with his mistress, Song Zhenruan, who was also his wife's half-sister. The couple shamelessly proclaimed their undying love before Song Zhenxin, Kang Zihan's wife of over six years, and Kang Yuanwei, their five-year-old son. Kang Zihan expected his wife and son to break down in tears upon being served the divorce papers, but Song Zhenxin unexpectedly was more than ready to sign! Kang Yuanwei : Dearest Mommy, I have a set of fountain pens with ten different colors. Please pick one to sign with. Song Zhenxin : Weiwei is most considerate! Let's use green, because we are about to start a new, separate life from your father! Kang Zihan : I want you out of my house as soon as you sign the papers! Weiyuan shall stay with me! Kang Yuanwei : Sorry Daddy, I am a principled man. I don't want to take after a scumbag like you. Dearest Mommy, will you please take me with you? Song Zhenxin : Of course! Weiwei can choose where we should go next~! --------- Update frequency : Once a week when author is not busy with other novels. When collection hits 1k, update will be twice a week whether or not author is busy LOL (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) One extra chapter will be given for every 500 power stones at the end of the week. Remember to not think too much while reading and just enjoy the many, many faceslapping moments~