Undertale But Funny

Jason is an above average man until he dies and meets God gets wishes and goes to the world of One Piece looking for adventure and obviously women. First fan fic please don't judge I'm new to the writing stuff and bad at creating stories

I felt the bed sink in I already know who it'll be "Luka what are you doing" I asked sitting on the bed as he lifted the sheets then covered himself "lieing on my bed" I don't know why but his replies somehow have a way of annoying me "get out" he didn't move an inch pretending to sleep I held the sheets "Luka I said get out" now pulling on it he still didn't move but held the sheets I pulled with all my girl power but still nothing "Luka get out of this room or else you won't......." "you know I haven't had sex in a month now" he left the sheets making me loose my balance but he cut me before I could fall he said those words more like a whisper to himself but loud enough for me to hear it he's eyes darkened and for a split second i saw something flash in them before he crashed his lips on mine

Mark got killed by a flying car and get reincarnated with The Ultimate sans system in the Undertale multiverse __________________________________________________________________________________________________ This is my first work so prepare you're eyes to bleed English is not my main language this story is principally for me to write better and improve my grammar so if you can give some advice or tips it will be nice :) I don't own this picture, if you want me to remove inform me into the review.

On his way home Finn got a strange message, suddenly he finds himself in the body of a baby goblin in some weird world. Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/CKNJJdK484

What do you mean by you only accept female disciples? Zhang Yuan glanced at the Emperor of a powerful Dynasty kneeling in front of him and his son, the prince is also kneeling beside him. "Master Yuan, please accept my son as your disciple. I am sure that under your care, my son will reach the pinnacle of the Heavens." Pinnacle of the Heavens? Zhang Yuan turned his gaze to the so called Prince. Talentless, weak physique and sh!t cultivation technique. Tch, worthless. Zhang Yuan then turned his eyes to another Dynasty Emperor "Master Yuan, please accept my daughter as your disciple." Seeing the gorgeous woman kneeling in front of him, Zhao Tian smiled faintly. Talentless? I will make you the most talented mortal entity this world has ever seen. Weak physique? I will give you a physique that will break even the limitations of the heavens and earth. Sh!t cultivation technique? Don't worry, choose the best divine technique you want. Sorry but I only accept female disciples! ------------------------------------------------ -Handsome MC, so handsome even the heavens will blush -OVERPOWERED MC -R-18 mean, well you know what I mean. He will teach the female disciples new 'stuff'. -NO NTR, NO YURI Add it to your library, that will actually help me a lot! Come and read it, At least try the free chapters, manh. My discord server: https://discord.gg/mzERE9sGhX

The watchers are watching, and the chat is still running, i guess Its not the time to be dying so let's keep on playing.

Alex has a motto. Why fight when you can run away? She’s scared of almost EVERYTHING - no joke. When she gets a VR game for her birthday, she tries it out and loves it, but everything is attacking her for some reason! Only when her brother challenges her to a dual does she admit to him that she’s been lost for over a month. At some point, she ran into a huge forest, and not just any forest, but THE SCARIEST FOREST in the game... or so her brother says. Watch as Alex grows and mature from scaredy-cat to a tough cat.

Nobody had expected that the prophecy would ever unfold, let alone it going beyond what was stated. Having no magical powers, 14 year old Lex didn't have a clue that he might be the one in the prophecy, and what fates hid from him. The day he gets powers is an astonishing yet exciting moment for him, but it seems as if there's something missing in him that he isn't able to dismantle. But it slowly becomes clearer to him over time, and life becomes quite difficult as well. Read on to find out!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Xu Ye, who traveled to a parallel world, was participating in a singing variety show. He thought he was going to have a round trip, but he awakened to a [whole entertainment system]. As long as you continue to work hard, you can earn points for lottery draws. The prizes include various entertainment works and various props on the earth. Since then, the entertainment industry has gained a big star with a wrong style. A well-known director: “I admit that Xu Ye’s acting skills are definitely second to none in the industry, but he really has some mental problems. I hope he can go to the hospital for a check-up. Can you imagine someone drinking Coke from a tall glass on the set?” A certain singing queen: “My family, who knows? Xu Ye is so speechless. Last time he drove me and a few female friends. He wanted to smoke a cigarette in the car. I told him not to smoke when there were girls in the car. He actually Let’s get out of the car and drive away.” A certain top star said: “I have explained many times about the last time Xu Ye and I were photographed by the paparazzi in the same room. He really pulled me into bed to look at his new luminous watch. If I lied, Just let me collapse my house where I am.” Xu Ye fan: “I admit that my brother has some mental problems, but he didn’t break the law!” Xu Ye, a mudslide in the entertainment industry, doesn’t play by the rules, it’s legal, but he’s sick. This book is also called: “Who taught you to sing like this!” (NOT MINE)

At the end off his life Bowin comes to a grim reality, he died having lived no life of his own. Everything that he did was under service of, first his parents, then his family. From the outside looking in he had it all, but that was nothing more than a facade. He dies unsatisfied. Now reincarnated in another body, he seizes the opportunity to truly a life that is his own. Never again tying himself to the expectations or happiness of another person. Willing to face any challenge that tries to take away his freedom, even if he has to survive and overcome a gruesome war.

Tanya was a high schooler when she had her first official criminal charge, for misdemeanor. The ones before then didn’t matter as they were all ’small’ cases that could end with several hits, a detention or general punishment – grounding. But none of them held an official punishment, not like a criminal record and for someone like Tanya, who adored and reveled in the glory of being a nuisance to her family and society at large,this meant an upgrade and a new start in life from a nuisance to a miscreant. Soon, she will realize that there was so much a life like that could offer her; capital punishment, death. She had to lose a life and her loving family to make her realize that she was nothing but a useless stain and burden on her family, emotional, financial and physical wise. Swearing to take care of her family if given a second chance in an emotional outburst, Tanya wakes up fifteen years prior to her death at the apex of her first mistake. With the advantage of a previous life, Tanya does everything to become a better person to her family and siblings, all the while guiding her heart and mind from the handsome temptations that stood to offer nothing but heartbreak and toxicity in a bid to remain disciplined and prevent past errors and mistakes. Will she be successful or will history repeat itself and render her efforts hopeless to her dismay? Join Tanya on her quest to learn how to live a resplendent new life in a bland but fashionable manner.

Eli a detective after investigating a strange case discovers, The existence of creatures he never believed were real. He also gets answers about himself, as he alwaya knew he was never normal. Sabine a rich,wealthy vampire agrees to help Eli stop a psychotic old powerful vampire. Aswell as a hellbane werewolf.

No one falls in love by choice, it is by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it is by work. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by choice. … “ Let go of me, you monster!” yelled Delilah with tears streaming down her flushed face profusely. Her soul froze the next moment she looked into his eyes, it blazed like an abyss of iciness, ruthless and cold, his grip on her tightened. " No way" he hissed, his voice low, dripping with venom. … After her childhood sweetheart, Su Zhe Jin (Harrison Su) moved away, Chen Qing Qing (Delilah Chen) was devastated. She, with her family also planned to move few years later but who thought they'll be caught in a terrorist attack. Delilah, a shy, jovial, innocent girl with a very fragile personality. She moved to D city to further her high school education. There in Fulfilled Dreams High School… Was a story on its own. One night, while scheming through the attic in her home, she found a box… more like, the box found her. The box revealed numerous secrets that made her believe her life was filled with mystery. After high school, Harrison travelled out of the country while Delilah began to face crisis after another when a woman and her daughter claimed to be the real wife and daughter of Chen Xiao (Delilah's father) She was forced to get engaged to the crippled son of a wealthy family. Harrison returned home to find out that she had got engaged to another man from a wealthy family. Resentment, jealousy, anger, the feeling of betrayal overwhelmed him to do the unthinkable. «««««««♦»»»»»»» I hope you enjoy reading it as I did writing. Remember to vote and leave your honest reviews, this humble author is always ready to listen to your thoughts. ♥ midsummer07.

One day, he was about to leave his house in the direction of his work, however he could not react to the situation, when he went out the door of his house and suddenly appeared on an island quite familiar to him.

After the loss of his parents by a gang at a young age, Quincy dedicates his life to having his revenge and gets all powerful. He works hard and finally gets revenge by wiping out the gang and their members. He is badly injured in the process and meets with an accident while saving a crying child. He now wishes for a peaceful life after seeing his life flashing before him. It's obvious that he doesn't wanna die. He regretted not living a life with love and having people to call his loved ones. At the same time, Quincy Mchernz a young boy who wishes for death poisons himself and has his soul swapped with Quincy’s. Quincy decides to live an ordinary life after living his previous one searching for revenge but his ordinary life seems far from ordinary with many trashes to take care of.

She was his biggest trauma that he had to overcome. Mike blames the death of his family on Janine's father but deep down he knows its not entirely his fault but of course he is too stubborn to admit it openly. Therefore he decides to take out all his rage on his daughter Janine but .....there is just a little problem She is too beautiful, well she doesn't affect him at all but still...... He claims he hates her but he is too overprotective when it comes to her, is that even hate.

Mr. Huggins, we've found some clues about the invisible Angel. Nathan's curious voice sound from the other end of the phone call; spit it out."! The Assistant take a sigh heavily, as he picks his words carefully and said; "your wife is either related or have something to do with the mysterious invisible Angel." As quietness embrace the both ends of the phone call for some moments. Nathan's emotional, but cold voice sound again; "dig out every single detail about her! Starting from her ancestors to the day she escaped from the hospital." Nathan Huggins had long been looking for his Angel, the little girl who risked hers and her mother's life and saved him many years back. The same his little Angel has been looking and waiting for her big brother, who made her experienced the warm of a friend, brother and love for the first time. But both of them lives with the regrets of not having the chance to know each other's names. And this reason made Nathan deliberately hates and distance himself from all the women that approaches him.

In the heart of New York City, Kathleen emerges from the shadows of her troubled past, determined to reclaim her life after years of abuse and control. With her aunt's oppressive grip finally behind her, she sets out to carve a new path, fueled by the hope of a brighter future for herself and her younger sister, Leah. As she navigates the challenges of adulthood, balancing her job at a bustling café with her dreams of independence, Kathleen's life takes an unexpected turn when she crosses paths with Killian, a wealthy and enigmatic CEO. At first glance, he appears to be the perfect escape from her tumultuous history—a charming savior who sees her potential and offers her a glimpse into a world of luxury and power. But as their connection deepens, Kathleen discovers that beneath Killian's polished exterior lies a dark and complicated nature. He harbors secrets of his own, and his desire to protect and possess blurs the lines between love and obsession. Caught in a whirlwind romance, Kathleen finds herself questioning not only Killian's intentions but her own sanity as old wounds resurface. In "Sweet But a Psycho," the line between sweetness and madness becomes dangerously thin as Kathleen battles her demons while navigating a relationship that threatens to consume her. Will she find the strength to break free from the chains of her past, or will she become another victim of the very darkness she sought to escape?

Before creation of whole Omniverse the being who formed with law and form the omniverse unknown to them a negative and positive enrgy before them still fighting and until they create the whole Omniverse the negativity wins and the the pure energy find a way to survive while dark enrgy who was so weekend and nearly death finish itself to agin rebirth in more powerfull state but unknown to them a powerfull beings above them still onlooking while he didn't interfere abut the end of war in this way alreafy planed in present Arushi, a young girl, struggled with mental illness, but her parents loved her unconditionally. Her father's passing when she was just 12 left a void in her life, and her mother's subsequent marriage to a new man brought a step-sister who treated her with cruelty and disdain. Although her step-father was kind and loving, he couldn't bridge the gap between Arushi and her step-sister. Tragically, her mother also passed away, leaving Arushi feeling isolated and alone. Her step-father, despite his best efforts, couldn't fill the void left by her parents. Just when it seemed like her life was taking a turn for the better, with her upcoming marriage to a prince from another country at the age of 22, tragedy struck again. Arushi was brutally murdered, leaving behind a trail of unanswered questions and a family torn apart by secrets and lies. but life has other plans for she opened her eyes in front of a women she doesn't know and got scared who is this women ?how sarha died ?and what will we future ? THIS NOVEL CONTAIN R18 ;TABOO ; BEAUTIES ; NO YURI mc. will become strong and not evry chapter will contain intimation all time it will have good stories also some side chapter like filler which additionally contain r18 sex scence so If you want you can skip them. and also story is planeed but if any viewer want story could be gain chamges and please give me your advice I will develop the story