Comical Weapon

Harley Davis was your average coffee-slinging comic book nerd living a perfectly ordinary life in Miami—until he fell asleep reading his favorite Deadpool comic and woke up in a grimy New York City apartment. His prized comic? Still with him. His normal life? Gone. And his new reality? Let’s just say it feels suspiciously like a Marvel crossover event gone horribly wrong. When Wolverine shows up claiming Harley’s comic has broken the multiverse and Deadpool bursts in with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, Harley’s life takes a turn for the absurd. Suddenly, he’s not just a barista; he’s the unwitting center of a cosmic calamity involving malfunctioning dimensions, bickering superheroes, and a fourth wall that’s practically in shambles. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel lore, a knack for sarcastic banter, and a growing suspicion that Deadpool is enjoying this way too much, Harley must navigate a chaotic multiverse filled with quirky allies, terrifying foes, and plot twists that could rival any comic book. Can a regular guy with zero powers survive a world where the rules of reality bend like rubber? Or will Harley’s journey end in a disaster big enough to wipe out the entire multiverse? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through a story that blurs the line between fandom and reality.

The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

Author: Qiao Yao The young, wealthy, and beautiful reporter, Zheng Shuyi, got dumped by a scumbag?! How could she leave him and the white lotus to live a peaceful and happy life? When she saw the Rolls-Royce owned by the white lotus’s rich CEO uncle, Zheng Shuyi crafted a plan, embarking on a comical journey to seduce him! If her scumbag of an ex wanted to slack off for the next twenty years, then she would become his and the white lotus’s auntie!

When an unknown series of airships begins to threaten the skyspace, a continent made up of grand airships housing ancient weapons with unknown power, three young adults must go on a journey of self-discovery while trying to prevent the weapons falling into the wrong hands.

Author's Note: As mention some time ago this story got contracted by a publishing company. As part of the contract they have created a new link where the story will now be located. I have gotten the link to where the story will now be located and posted which is here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/summoned-to-be-a-weapon_26875111806834305 Thus while I am not going to get rid of this original page the majority of new chapters will be posted on the new link (https://www.webnovel.com/book/summoned-to-be-a-weapon_26875111806834305) instead of here anymore.

There was a popular comic that captured the hearts of readers not because of its plot, but rather the bromance between the two protagonists, a crown prince and a duke. Their friendship & mutual trust led fans to ship them endlessly, with countless fanfiction stories ranging from dating to marriage or even incorporating omegaverse settings. One particular m-preg fanfic novel became extremely popular among fans, where the previously cold duke becomes pregnant. But the popularity of both the original comic and this novel caused everything to become unbalanced, until something strange happened - these works of fiction turn into real worlds that collided, creating an error that connected them together. In the world of the comic: Carlton from the fanfic world gazed up at his husband with longing eyes. "Husband..." He pouted, "Why don't you kiss me today?" Alaric from the comic world recoiled slightly and goosebumps broke out over his skin as he moved away. "Please don't come close to me..." He said tersely. Meanwhile, in another world: Alaric from the fanfic world, pulled his beloved Carlton into a warm embrace and peppered kisses on his cheeks. "Darling, are you mad at me?" Alaric asked affectionately. "It's okay, you're still cute." He leaned down to whisper into his ear before continuing. "But don't forget to comfort all our children, they think you're mad at them." Suddenly, seven children barged into the room and called out to their fathers. "Father, Daddy!" they exclaimed. Carlton's frozen expression spoke volumes about his state of mind as he tried to process what was happening. His murderous gaze fixed on Alaric as he muttered through gritted teeth. "Whose children do you say they are....?"

Part of the Heavy Weapons sci-fi universe. Arc 1 & 2 - A small Nomad colony reports that thousands of people missing and no one dares to look into it, Diego Harley decides to investigate and becomes the fascination of dark, dangerous creatures that begin to obsess over him, putting everyone around him in danger as they try to claim him for their own perverted, reckless desires... Arc 3 - As the dust settles from the clash in arc 2, the corruption spreads and catches the attention of larger players within the universe, but as the crew some come to find, someone doesn't need to be corrupted- to be thoroughly corrupt. Might meets desire as the Rewritten expand their operations and show the universe that they are here to stay whilst Diego tries to find a way out of his new situation. 18+ only - This is a very adult story from the very beginning with strong focus on futanari on male action, it does have good story elements however (so i've been told) - if that doesn't put you off, please continue. Features anthropomorphic characters, violence, corruption, aliens and an awful lot of goo. Level 1 (GREEN) - Vanilla sex scenes, likely to be male on female Level 2 (AMBER) - More diverse and "saucier" sex featuring the corrupted cast and futa biology Level 3 (RED) - Scenes involving more alien biology, more fetish based work, potential soft non-con Level 4 (BLACK) - Unusual fetishes and potentially offensive scenes with hard non-con being a possibility

Kaito had been an average young man, barely scraping by, until the once in a lifetime chance of awakening a mysterious "TWO IN ONE CLASSIFIED SYSTEM" was given to him, which would change his life. However, before he could even understand its power, he got transmigrated into a ruthless new world. Born to an illegitimate third son with no authority and spiritual power, Kaito went from having a bright future ahead to becoming a ‘TRASH TALENT.’ Still, even with this system he has nothing yet any power; he is a joke in the kingdom where everyone values might and magic. Things are made worse by the fact that the only way he can get back to earth is to perform incredible missions assigned to him by an unknown system. But how will he achieve that when his enemies continue to amass power and he has no capability to keep up? He will have to struggle up from the lower class not simply to survive, but to reclaim his position. He will summon dragons and Beast to ride, enemies to defeat and Kingdoms to conquer, he shall either ascend to the highest levels of power or be buried by the system that was created to guide him. Is it possible for Kaito to usurp the ‘trash’ social status that was positioned to him? Can an outcast who is rejected by society be more brilliant than the wonders of this new era? Or will this man’s dreams be thwarted even before they get off the ground? See how Kaito manages to avoid pitfalls in Astrynea which are dangerous enough that one slip will lead to the downfall.

In a realm where magic and mayhem reign, the fearsome Demon Lord Grumblethor finds himself in the human world, utterly transformed into a comically peculiar figure. Tasked with solving a mischievous gnome problem, he stumbles into an unlikely alliance with a bumbling knight, Sir Percival, and an eloquent skeleton, Morty. Together, they unravel a series of absurd adventures filled with laughter, friendship, and surprising camaraderie. As they navigate through the chaos of both human and demon realms, Grumblethor and his newfound companions discover the power of positivity and the unexpected bonds that can form in the most peculiar circumstances. Their journey takes a twist when a disgruntled demon, Zorgon, joins their comical crew, leading to a series of hilarious confrontations and an unforeseen alliance. In the depths of the underworld, they encounter a realm that is in dire need of laughter, as mischievous imps wreak havoc with absurd pranks. The mismatched group of heroes and imps, with their peculiarities and quirks, introduce comedy to the darkest corners of the underworld, proving that humor can brighten even the gloomiest of places. "Demon Lord's Delight" is a comical and heartwarming tale of self-discovery, the unbreakable bonds of friendship, and the transformative power of laughter. With vivid visuals and rich humor, this story invites readers into a world where the unexpected is celebrated, and where even the darkest beings can find delight in the most unlikely of places.

Follow Dare Drake Tran, a revered Celestial Master exiled from the divine realms to the mortal world. Stripped of his powers, he discovers a mystical social network that grants him unique abilities to regain his strength and influence. With the help of unlikely allies—such as the comical Zhu Bajie and the no-nonsense monk Tang Sanzang—Dare Drake Tran embarks on an epic journey to reclaim his place among the gods. Along the way, he faces dark forces from the Demon and Underworld Realms, dangerous quests, and a secret that may change the fate of all realms. Mixing humor, action, and mystery, this tale of destiny and freedom resonates with a modern twist on ancient fantasy. Perfect for fans of mythological worlds, humor, and adventure with high stakes.

Jace has a curse inherited to him through his family. All males will die at the age of twenty four. It's happened to his grandfather, his father, and he has five years until something happens to him. He doesn't know much about the curse, except that it has ties to Sleighfew. Sleighfew is a school known for teaching humans how to defend against threats such as Demons, vampires, dragons, and more. Determined to find a way to stop his family's curse, Jace joins Sleighfew to find answers. Things become more complicated once a Shen enters the story. A dragon spirit looking for a host to help it fight the Dark Lord, and Jace is its next pick. Meanwhile, a darker influence is effecting more and more creatures around the globe. Jace and friends must question if their school is really training them for success, or offering them as sacrifices?

Void is a mysterious and powerful creation, born from years of dark, secretive scientific experimentation. She was initially kept dormant—an unfinished weapon. As Void’s journey unfolds, she must grapple with the knowledge of who she is and what she was made to do, all while discovering the truth about a world built on lies and self-interest. But one thing is clear—Void is not just a weapon; she is the key to something much greater, and her awakening signals the beginning of a new, uncertain path.

The protagonist, Lin Bei, uses his system space to cultivate the “Ten Thousand Pill Immortal Technique,” allowing him to create rivers and seas of pills with just a wave of his hand. He even invents explosive pill weapons, mastering pill and weapon crafting with ease. Upon reaching the Immortal Realm, Lin Bei discovers that he is actually… the Immortal Emperor’s?

Takeshi glancing at the boys, determined "Stay close to me. I won’t let them take you." He tightens his grip on his weapon, every muscle in his body tensed and ready for the battle. Shauwa charges at Takeshi with a roar, his weapon swinging wildly. Takeshi meets him head-on, their weapons clashing with a loud, metallic sound. The boys watch in fear, huddling close to each other. Shauwa grinning wildly as he swings his weapon "Is this all you’ve got, Takeshi? I thought you were supposed to be strong!" He laughs, trying to taunt Takeshi into making a mistake. Takeshi focused, voice steady "You’re underestimating me, shauwa .That’s your first mistake." He counters Shauwa's attack with precision, his movements fluid and controlled. Meanwhile, Azdal watches the battle with a cold, calculating gaze. His eyes flicker between Takeshi and the boys, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Azdal in thought, planning "Takeshi is strong… but even he can protect the boys and fight at the same time. All I need is one opening…" Shauwa relentless attacks start to wear on Takeshi, but Takeshi remains focused. Suddenly, Azdal sees his chance—Takeshi’s attention momentarily shifts to the boys. Azdal seizing the moment, rushing towards the boys "Now’s my chance!" He lunges towards the boys, his weapon

Mark is a genius military weapon designer who was kidnapped by a mafia gang after refusing to work for them. They forced him to design unique weapons for five years, until one day he successfully escaped only to get shot by his trusted comrades. *Ding! You awakened a weapon system. When he opened his eyes, he was in a different body and in a different world. "You want to kill a wild boar without being detected? Forget about bow and arrow. Here, I present you this sniper rifle." "You want to kill a horde of goblins from the sky? Forget about those flying carpets and brooms. Here, I present you the fighter jet." "You want to kill a dragon? Forget about taking the help of the S-class adventure team. Here, I present you a nuclear bomb." Join Mark Spencer/ Lu Zhen as he brings the whole world to its knees with the help of his weapon system. *** Note: Author isn't born in an English-speaking nation and has no editor either. So, please be understanding if there are any grammatical errors. ************** Author's current works: War Online, My Soul Card is a Reaper Author's other notable works: The Last Slytherin, The Sharingan Hyuga ************** You can also support the Author through Patreon or buy coffee on Ko-fi.com https://www.patreon.com/snowstar https://ko-fi.com/snowstar5061

A third-rate novelist lost his life because of Death’s mistake. In order to make up for his negligence, the god of death gave him a comic capsule and had him reborn in a college student who had drawn a fanzine. In this world, comics are very popular, and the protagonist has started his strategy to become a top comic artist from a fancier. if you would like to make a donation-----PayPal: lopesplayer2@gmail.com

Lucas is an ordinary martial artist who went to a Mountain called Mount Weaver in order to train with his friends. While they were hiking one of his friends got tired and they saw a cave to rest in, but in that cave there is something that is going to change Lucas's life forever.

A good young man who died while protecting a small girl from human traffickers got chance from the God as that girl grows up and becomes a super power and helps the society.

Murky Smilodon was reborn in 3014. This time, people were highly interested in exploring ancient prehistoric times due to a peculiar ailment that induced vivid dreams and nightmares. In these dreams, individuals faced a choice between a regular dream or a nightmare. In a regular dream, they experienced safety but had a mere five days to live in the real world before succumbing to death. While choosing nightmare, granted them enhanced strength and an extended stay in the real world if they manage to keep their lives. However, failing to survive in the nightmare resulted in a transformation into dangerous creatures known as Catalyst creatures. Regrettably, Murky did not possess mutated genes, leading to his abandonment, mockery, and loss of privileges. His fiancé willingly left him, and even his mother turned her back on him, displaying affection solely towards his half-brother, who was not her biological son. For numerous years, he endured threats, abuse, manipulation, and mistreatment. Even his influential family refused to assist him, leaving him ill-prepared to confront the infected dream that would transform him into a Catalyst creature if he failed. However, when he fell ill and experienced the dream, he realized that the dreams were not set in prehistoric times but were, in fact, popular movies from his previous life. Armed with knowledge gained from those movies, could this be his chance for revenge?

Minho, a young member of the notorious Thunder Sky Brotherhood, a band of skilled bandits operating in the remote Jing Mountains, stumbles upon a mysterious black mirror hidden deep within the rugged terrain. What at first appears to be a simple relic soon reveals strange and powerful abilities, granting her knowledge far beyond her understanding. As the Thunder Sky Brotherhood faces unforeseen challenges, Minho finds herself increasingly drawn to the mirror’s power. With its help, she embarks on a dangerous journey to protect her fellow bandits, elevate their status, and unlock the mirror's true potential.

Ivan, once an ordinary student with a craving for instant ramen and procrastination, found himself reborn (of sorts) in a world ripped straight out of a fantasy novel. The good news? He could summon anything from his old world—a cozy armchair, a life-saving bottle of ketchup, or even a cute top hat (because why not?). his powers are hilariously unbalanced, and his character sheet looked like a blank page ripped from a forgotten notebook. Strength? Zero. Dexterity? Zero. Stamina? But hey, at least he wasn't useless. Ivan could, in theory, summon weapons of mass destruction. The real challenge wasn't raining down fire and rocket-propelled grenades (though that was an option); it was surviving in a world filled with orcs, mages, and creatures with names you couldn't pronounce—all while his body resembled that of a slightly less-scrawny person.

Saya had always wondered what her purpose in life was. Who knew all it took was to end up in another world, holding one of the most powerful weapons in existence. Well a weapon, she doesn't really know how to use. Hunted by Giants, Killer robots, and murder happy Mages. Saya will have to embrace her darkness in order to survive.

in a shocking turn of events the mc awakens to find that he is in the body of someone the world thought only exist in comics how will he handle it will he give into humans nature to destroy or will he rise above it and become something more a symbol

the story of a guy who become black emperor

A brand new MMORPG game with great visual design and interesting mechanics, Midgard Online, captivated lots of gamers in the world. Satrio, a high school boy who happened to be just starting his school holiday, registered and played Midgard Online on the first day it was released. Having played countless games before, especially RPG, he chose the role of blacksmith as his first character, a role that he had never played before. Surprisingly, he found it a lot of fun upgrading various equipment with any rarity. He even became the best blacksmith in the game. One of his weapon, 'Normal Sword', despite being the weakest weapon, he kept upgrading it until max level. Unexpectedly, it turned into 'Legendary Normal Sword', a hidden Legendary weapon in the game. Shortly after that, one of the game developer contacted him through personal chat, telling something that made Satrio anxious.

Jason Steele is dead and now stands before divine judgment. But then, something unexpected happens. "Your good deeds perfectly balance your evil ones." This leaves Jason in a peculiar position—he can't be condemned to hell, nor can he be reincarnated. His options are to wait for the Heavenly Court's verdict, which could take centuries, or to undertake the Herakles Scenario. In this scenario, Jason must complete 12 nearly impossible tasks. If he succeeds, he’ll be elevated to godhood. For the first task, Jason needs to choose a weapon. But the weapon is unlike anything he expected. [You may select one of the Sinners as your weapon] Sinners are individuals who have agreed to an instant Purification Ritual. With their unique abilities, they serve as powerful shields and deadly weapons. However, Jason encounters another unexpected issue. [You have selected Anna Greenwood as your weapon] [About Sinners] Anna Greenwood Time of Death: December 20, 2020 Ability: Get lost 'Huh? Wait, is that even an ability?' Armed with limited resources, Jason must now embark on a perilous adventure, facing dangers far more terrifying than death itself.