Funny Dating Sim

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Após transmigrar do apocalipse para os tempos antigos, Gu Yundong mal teve tempo de recuperar o fôlego quando percebeu que estava no meio de uma jornada para escapar da fome. Para piorar as coisas, toda a sua família havia sido expulsa do grupo que fugia da fome por seus avós enquanto outros observavam friamente. Com o pai desaparecido, a mãe com a mente frágil e o irmão mais novo faminto, Gu Yundong, que mal tinha recuperado o fôlego, apenas sentia uma grande dor de cabeça se aproximando. Sem outra escolha, ela arregaçou as mangas e foi trabalhar. Engajou-se nos negócios, abriu uma loja e adquiriu terras férteis. Gu Yundong prosperou em sua vida cotidiana. Se não fosse pelas pessoas ao seu redor a vendo como uma potencial esposa, ela poderia conquistar o próprio céu.

Après avoir été transmigrée de l'apocalypse aux temps anciens, Gu Yundong avait à peine eu le temps de reprendre son souffle qu'elle réalisa qu'elle était en plein milieu d'une fuite pour échapper à la famine. Pour aggraver la situation, toute sa famille avait été expulsée du groupe fuyant la famine par ses grands-parents pendant que d'autres observaient froidement. Avec son père disparu, sa mère faible d'esprit et son jeune frère affamé, Gu Yundong, qui avait à peine repris son souffle, ne sentait venir qu'un énorme mal de tête. N'ayant pas d'autre choix, elle retroussa ses manches et se mit au travail. Elle s'engagea dans le commerce, ouvrit une boutique et acquit des terres fertiles. Gu Yundong prospérait dans sa vie quotidienne. Si ce n'était pour les gens autour d'elle qui la considéraient comme une épouse potentielle, elle pourrait conquérir le ciel même.

After transmigrating from the apocalypse to ancient times, Gu Yundong barely had time to catch her breath when she realized she was in the midst of a journey to escape famine. To make matters worse, her entire family had been expelled from the group fleeing the famine by her grandparents while others watched on coldly. With her father missing, her mother feeble-minded, and her starved younger sibling, Gu Yundong, who had barely caught her breath, only felt a major headache oncoming. With no other choice, she rolled up her sleeves and got to work. She engaged in business, opened a shop, and acquired fertile land. Gu Yundong thrived in her daily life. If it weren't for the people around her eyeing her as a potential wife, she could conquer heaven itself.

``` Protagonista Esforçado: Sim, Elenco de Apoio Interessante: Sim, Construção de Mundo: Sim, Protagonista Superpoderoso: Sim, Transmigração: Sim. Ático enfrentou o pior dia de sua vida: seu coração foi despedaçado, e ele foi subitamente assassinado em sua casa, apenas para acordar em um reino mágico como o herdeiro de uma das famílias mais poderosas do domínio humano. Movido por determinação, ele jurou se fortalecer e executar sua vingança contra quem quer que o tenha matado e trazido para este mundo, não importando o custo. A/N 1. Não há harém. 2. O MC só se importa consigo mesmo e com sua família. Ele não se importa de ultrapassar os limites se isso significar manter a si mesmo e sua família seguros. 3. Ele tem uma personalidade extremamente vingativa. Independentemente do motivo ou pelo o que você está passando, ele não se importa. O que importa é que você o feriu, e isso é tudo o que ele precisa. 4. Não haverá 'ocultação de força'. Ele será cauteloso quanto ao que mostra, mas não perderá se puder evitar. 5. O MC trabalha duro por sua força; não se deixe enganar pela tag do sistema. 6. Por fim, se você tem algum apreço por este romance, me dê tudo de você, hahaha. Brincadeira, por favor, me dê pedras de poder e deixe avaliações. Obrigado! Discord: https://discord.gg/t7z25ZzKX3 ```

(CONTAINS R18+ CONTENT) Enemies to lovers- check Slow burn- check A cute naughty dog- check Spice? (The author is keeping her mouth zipped) No third-party breakup or misunderstanding. But there are lots of banter and witty comebacks. (The story is planned to be around 200 chapters. No drag) Mu Yiren I never imagined I'd be faking a relationship with my biggest enemy—the untamed, ridiculously charming Feng Junjie, known throughout the city as the "golden boy" of business and a billionaire playboy with a reputation for breaking hearts. But when he dangles a life-changing offer in front of me, the kind that could secure my inheritance, I find myself agreeing to be his "girlfriend." But the thing is….. What if I start seeing the real him? Pretending to be Junjie’s devoted partner is like walking on a razor's edge. He’s everything I can’t stand—sexy, cocky, and devilish, and yet a sweetheart by heart that leaves me flustered by his actions. I know better than to fall for a man like him; my mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s has convinced me to never fall in love. But Junjie isn't just any man. Beneath his easygoing charm is an intensity that leaves me breathless, and he knows exactly how to crack through the walls I have built around me, awakening a passion I never felt before. JUNJIE I need my life back. A sorry attempt at love had me question everything and forced me away from my brothers. Since my ‘ex best friend’s’ constant accusations had gotten out of control, I might as well pretend to date someone and shut her mouth. My definition of a fake date- Beautiful, sexy, tempting…..umm…. insufferable, annoying, and with a mouth that won’t stop running. The mouth with red lipstick. The mouth I want to…. This arrangement was supposed to be simple: fake dating, clear boundaries, no feelings. But the more he plays the role of her devoted partner, the more the lines between fake and real start to blur. And now, he’s no longer sure where the act ends and his true feelings begin. The catch? Mu Yiren doesn’t believe in love. And she certainly doesn’t believe a man like Feng Junjie is capable of anything but heartbreak. But Feng has never been one to follow the rules. Boundaries? He’s about to break them. Deals? They were made to be rewritten. He’s going all in, and this time, he’s not playing pretend. ******* "Are you saying you'd let any man get this close?" "ABSOLUTELY NO!" The words burst out of me, too quick, too honest. His smirk deepens. "Tell me, if I leave you like this, all wound up and aching, will you be sneaking off to use one of your little toys?" "Yes," "Tell me, were you waiting for me to initiate something this past week?" he tugs my shorts more and kisses my navel. My heart hammers and my voice comes out shaky. "N-No." I won't give him the satisfaction of knowing he's right. He chuckles darkly. "Wrong answer. Let's try again." ****

Leo was living a boring life until he received a notification on his cellphone. [Otherwordly Dating App has been installed.] He found it weird when he saw it, but he skill clicked on it where things got even weirder. The app was asking usual questions that any app would ask like age, gender, where he came from, etc. However, everything changed once he finished his profile and that the matching process began. [Matching Completed] [Moving to planet EB-17] When Leo opened his eyes, there was a beautiful elf just like he had seen in the movies standing right before him. “Hm…you’re even cuter than I thought~!” The elf cutely muttered.

Reincarnation in a game as the Main Antagonist. It could be a novel itself, but that was what I dragged myself into. In the famous and successful game [Princess And Dragon] As if my life wasn't shitty enough, a bastard brought me in that hardcore violent Dating Sim Game and in the body of the worst villain and [Major Antagonist Edward Falkrona] If I want to survive, I have to become strong. If I want to be strong, I have to join the Academy and by joining the Academy, I will meet these guys... Yeah, I'm obviously speaking about the Protagonist, the Main Heroines, the Villainess and all the villains. Am I destined to watch that protagonist build his harem in front of me?! =========== For the illustrations and questions: https://discord.gg/47PvntgB3K *English is not my native language so please understand some of my mistakes. Don't hesitate to correct me, if you want!

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I once thought Nonso will be my forever, but he couldn’t be there for me like I thought he would be. He didn’t believe in me even after three years of being together. Now, he is back, and ready to do what he couldn’t do then. Fight for me. I don’t think he is being genuine, and I don’t think I can give him another chance, but he asked for ten dates, and that is all I will give him.

[Death Counter System Activated] “Huh?” Ethan Cross was an ordinary guy—until he woke up in the body of an absurdly handsome background character in his sister’s favorite dating sim, Rose-Colored Fates. No sword skills, no magic, no cheat abilities—just chiseled cheekbones and killer hair. Unfortunately, being pretty doesn’t stop you from dying. And Ethan dies a lot. Crushed by chandeliers, stabbed by assassins, poisoned at fancy banquets—you name it. Enter the Death Counter System, a snarky, unhelpful mechanic that brings him back to life every time he dies. The catch? The system keeps a running tally of his deaths like it’s his personal high score. And it doesn’t sugarcoat its advice: [Hint: Maybe stop dying so much.] Now, Ethan has to navigate murderous nobles, love-struck heroines, and a dangerously handsome prince who definitely hates him—all while trying to stay alive long enough to figure out why he’s here. In a world where his only power is dying well, Ethan’s greatest weapon might just be his wit… and his jawline.

In the ten minutes that I spent playing the dating simulation, I was transmigrated. Thankfully, the person I had possessed was a noble so my life should be full of luxury and comfort right? Right? "The prominence of our family comes from the blessing bestowed upon us by the royal family throughout the generations." Perhaps this is the cost associated with that. However, my father appears overly devoted to the Emperor. And as a consequence of this, I had no choice but to enter the public service. While romance is enjoyed by all others. All I do is work as a civil servant throughout the day. Note: MC does not have any cheats,MC is not simp,Doesnt have any kind of NTR,Smart MC. (Just read it I know you all will like it) (And it's a non profit work so read all you want) Author note: The novel is in the process of mass editing so the chapters are not available but soon you all can read it with a mass release. Thanks for your support.

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang's blind date fails, he binds with a Love Assistance System! As long as he increases a girl's affection for him, he can receive various generous rewards! In the afternoon, he meets with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the voluptuous and still charming married woman, Shen Lang casually compliments her, "You look so young, sister!" The landlady smiles sweetly, her face blushing with both shyness and delight, "You're quite the flatterer, young man. I'm almost 40, you know, getting old!" At this moment, the system provides three responses. Your response is? 1. "You're 40? That's impressive, if it were me, I'd be dead by now!" 2. "Not old at all, in fact..."

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In the year 7700, a failed military experiment plunged the world into chaos, leaving humanity on the brink of extinction. With the human population dwindling, the government launched a controversial dating app designed to help survivors find a genetic match and redeem humanity. However, when the once mindless zombies started to evolve—with sharpened instincts and an eerie intelligence, forming organized attacks and systematically began eradicating the human race through the app—this virtual matchmaking suddenly became a deadly game of survival. In this high-stakes, post-apocalyptic world, betrayal lurks around every corner, and romance is just as deadly as the zombies themselves. Will you swipe left on humanity’s last hope, or will you run?

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**Fake dating?…what could possibly go wrong** Kim Mingwa is a struggling D-list artist whose career is hanging by a thread. Desperate to keep her place in the spotlight, she accidentally finds herself entangled with the most notorious playboy in the industry—the CEO of the number one entertainment company in the country. Known for his bad reputation and inflated ego, the CEO is the last person she wants to be associated with, but when a scandal between them explodes in the media, they’re forced to fake a relationship to salvage both their careers. --- Kim Mingwa stared in horror at the headline: *Scandal Erupts Between D-List Actress and Industry’s Bad Boy CEO!* “This isn’t happening,” she whispered, her voice shaking. Beside her, the CEO only smirked, completely unfazed. “Welcome to showbiz, Miss Kim.” Mingwa glared at him. “You think this is funny? My career is on the line!” “It’s simple,” he replied, his tone cold. “Play along, or get left behind.” She clenched her fists, knowing she was trapped. “Fine,” she muttered. “But don’t think you can easily take advantage of me.” His smirk widened. “I wouldn’t dream of it..”

Ji Shunuan was cheated on by her fiancé and betrayed by her sister! It was at the lowest point in her life that she had a car accident. Her heart turned to ashes, she latched onto the person responsible demanding accountability! She wanted to have a marriage with him to even scores, but who would have thought that he was actually Bo Jingcheng, the prince of the Beijing circle... As someone whose jar had shattered, she mysteriously squeezed into the top-tier elite. The expected calculations and traps simply didn't exist! She became the darling of the wealthy family. Her ex-fiancé came back begging to reunite, and the next second, he went bankrupt. Her sister tried to set her up, and the next second, she was kidnapped and had her leg broken. Her parents tried to lay a guilt trip, but they were chased and bitten by Zang Ao for nine streets, nearly biting the dust. "I, the strong woman, will never give up, I, want, a, divorce," Ji Shunuan thought terrified, wanting to run away. The next second, she was blocked at the doorway by the man. "Wife, be good! I'm not forcing you to have kids, I just want the status," Bo Jingcheng said in a hoarse voice. Everyone in the Beijing circle knew that the prince was overbearingly affectionate to his wife, all for the sake of status...

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Haisley, after hearing about a new dating game, joins it. Only the dating game isn't what she thinks. Slowly, she's pulled into a darkness, and finds out, that most of the women, will die. Her only way to survive now? Play the game, do the dares, and hope that one of the monsters hiding in the dark, claims her. Please note: This book is horror/erotic. There are themes of abuse, torture, murder, rape, demonic possession, fighting each other to survive. It's essentially a game of taking out your opponents or be taken out by the devil.

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

Prisoned and tortured my only comfort was the Dating Sim "Eternal Love" with its six yander heroines. After I died I was reborn as Arion Mesera the antagonist of said Dating Sim. Now I must navigate through this new world. Unbeknownst to me slowly but surely the world revolves around me.

While ranked first till Middle School, now forever-No.2, Zhi Ying was submitting her homework, she overhead some teachers casually gossiping in the staffroom, about how a student’s academic performance had worsened significantly ever since he started dating. 　　Zhi Ying’s eyes lit up when she heard this, then and there she made up her mind to go approach the Year’s No.1 student, date him, and then let him drop rock-bottom in terms of academic performance! This way, she could be the number 1 student again! 　　Much later, still-forever-Number 2 Zhi Ying: If I can’t rank first in school, then I’ll settle for being their person instead!

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

So I've been playing this shitty dating game along with my friend. Why is it shitty? Well, none of the damn endings are happy! You're destined to get a sad ending no matter what choices you make. But for some reason, we couldn't stop ourselves from talking about it or searching for some other ending. Ah... but I guess it doesn't matter since both of us died saving some random people we never met. ...Wait, why did I reincarnate into the villain of the shitty dating game? And my friend reincarnated as the hero? Is this... a good thing? Fuck, Nathan why are you beating yourself up? We need to make a real plan here!

I sat there motionlessly unsure of what to do. Oh my God I said for the 100th time, what have I gotten myself Into. No, no....it can't be, how can I fall in love with the same boy that turned my life to a living hell. Tears slid down my cheeks, I got lots of stares but I couldn't care less as my mind is foggy and my thoughts unclear.