Funny Dating Sim

Reincarnation in a game as the Main Antagonist. It could be a novel itself, but that was what I dragged myself into. In the famous and successful game [Princess And Dragon] As if my life wasn't shitty enough, a bastard brought me in that hardcore violent Dating Sim Game and in the body of the worst villain and [Major Antagonist Edward Falkrona] If I want to survive, I have to become strong. If I want to be strong, I have to join the Academy and by joining the Academy, I will meet these guys... Yeah, I'm obviously speaking about the Protagonist, the Main Heroines, the Villainess and all the villains. Am I destined to watch that protagonist build his harem in front of me?! =========== For the illustrations and questions: https://discord.gg/47PvntgB3K *English is not my native language so please understand some of my mistakes. Don't hesitate to correct me, if you want!

``` Protagonista Esforçado: Sim, Elenco de Apoio Interessante: Sim, Construção de Mundo: Sim, Protagonista Superpoderoso: Sim, Transmigração: Sim. Ático enfrentou o pior dia de sua vida: seu coração foi despedaçado, e ele foi subitamente assassinado em sua casa, apenas para acordar em um reino mágico como o herdeiro de uma das famílias mais poderosas do domínio humano. Movido por determinação, ele jurou se fortalecer e executar sua vingança contra quem quer que o tenha matado e trazido para este mundo, não importando o custo. A/N 1. Não há harém. 2. O MC só se importa consigo mesmo e com sua família. Ele não se importa de ultrapassar os limites se isso significar manter a si mesmo e sua família seguros. 3. Ele tem uma personalidade extremamente vingativa. Independentemente do motivo ou pelo o que você está passando, ele não se importa. O que importa é que você o feriu, e isso é tudo o que ele precisa. 4. Não haverá 'ocultação de força'. Ele será cauteloso quanto ao que mostra, mas não perderá se puder evitar. 5. O MC trabalha duro por sua força; não se deixe enganar pela tag do sistema. 6. Por fim, se você tem algum apreço por este romance, me dê tudo de você, hahaha. Brincadeira, por favor, me dê pedras de poder e deixe avaliações. Obrigado! Discord: https://discord.gg/t7z25ZzKX3 ```

A youth who obtained a life simulator, with the help of the simulator, began his journey as a mundane martial artist and reached the pinnacle, explored immortality, pursued godliness, opening up a path for all beings, and finally became a founder of the Great Tao.【Fifty in the Great Tao, Forty-Nine Heavenly Paths, one escapes! Therefore, all things in the world have a thread of life!】 At sixteen: You broke through to a Ninth-grade Martial Artist, thus deterring all ill-intentioned enemies. At two hundred: You shattered the confines of heaven and earth, unlocked your Divine Hidden body, and certified the Path of Human Immortal. At three hundred: You comprehended the natural world, and certified the Heavenly Immortal Way. At seven hundred and eighty-six: You validated Immortal Path five times, ascended to heaven in one step, and certified the position of Dao Monarch. ... After countless simulations,【You paved the Immortal Path for all beings and were revered as the founder of the Great Tao.】

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang failed to go on a blind date, he was bound to the love assistance system! As long as you increase a girl's favorability towards you, you can get various generous rewards! In the afternoon, I met with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the plump and charming wife, Shen Lang casually praised: "You are so young, sister!" The landlady had a smile as bright as a flower, with wisps of blush appearing on her face. She was shy but happy and said: "Young man, you are not ashamed. I am almost 40, I am getting old!" At this time, the system gives three answers. What is your answer? 1: Are you 40 years old? That's awesome, at this age I would have died! 2: You are not old at all. You are still young when you fight with me in the future! 3: It’s true, sister, you are a beauty who is unbeatable with time. You are old because of your age, but you are beautiful because of your person!

Leo was living a boring life until he received a notification on his cellphone. [Otherwordly Dating App has been installed.] He found it weird when he saw it, but he skill clicked on it where things got even weirder. The app was asking usual questions that any app would ask like age, gender, where he came from, etc. However, everything changed once he finished his profile and that the matching process began. [Matching Completed] [Moving to planet EB-17] When Leo opened his eyes, there was a beautiful elf just like he had seen in the movies standing right before him. “Hm…you’re even cuter than I thought~!” The elf cutely muttered. ----------- Join my patreon for free to see some NSFW Illustrations of my characters! Link: patreon.com/NightWolfX_ Join my discord - https://discord.gg/phj5Z2Wz

Ethan is a prince who is sold into slavery for being useless. He eventually finds himself amidst several other people like himself who make a plan for escape. The plan succeeds, but leaves him scarred for life.

(CONTAINS R18+ CONTENT) Enemies to lovers- check Slow burn- check A cute naughty dog- check Spice? (The author is keeping her mouth zipped) No third-party breakup or misunderstanding. But there are lots of banter and witty comebacks. (The story is planned to be around 200 chapters. No drag) Mu Yiren I never imagined I'd be faking a relationship with my biggest enemy—the untamed, ridiculously charming Feng Junjie, known throughout the city as the "golden boy" of business and a billionaire playboy with a reputation for breaking hearts. But when he dangles a life-changing offer in front of me, the kind that could secure my inheritance, I find myself agreeing to be his "girlfriend." But the thing is….. What if I start seeing the real him? Pretending to be Junjie’s devoted partner is like walking on a razor's edge. He’s everything I can’t stand—sexy, cocky, and devilish, and yet a sweetheart by heart that leaves me flustered by his actions. I know better than to fall for a man like him; my mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s has convinced me to never fall in love. But Junjie isn't just any man. Beneath his easygoing charm is an intensity that leaves me breathless, and he knows exactly how to crack through the walls I have built around me, awakening a passion I never felt before. JUNJIE I need my life back. A sorry attempt at love had me question everything and forced me away from my brothers. Since my ‘ex best friend’s’ constant accusations had gotten out of control, I might as well pretend to date someone and shut her mouth. My definition of a fake date- Beautiful, sexy, tempting…..umm…. insufferable, annoying, and with a mouth that won’t stop running. The mouth with red lipstick. The mouth I want to…. This arrangement was supposed to be simple: fake dating, clear boundaries, no feelings. But the more he plays the role of her devoted partner, the more the lines between fake and real start to blur. And now, he’s no longer sure where the act ends and his true feelings begin. The catch? Mu Yiren doesn’t believe in love. And she certainly doesn’t believe a man like Feng Junjie is capable of anything but heartbreak. But Feng has never been one to follow the rules. Boundaries? He’s about to break them. Deals? They were made to be rewritten. He’s going all in, and this time, he’s not playing pretend. ******* "Are you saying you'd let any man get this close?" "ABSOLUTELY NO!" The words burst out of me, too quick, too honest. His smirk deepens. "Tell me, if I leave you like this, all wound up and aching, will you be sneaking off to use one of your little toys?" "Yes," "Tell me, were you waiting for me to initiate something this past week?" he tugs my shorts more and kisses my navel. My heart hammers and my voice comes out shaky. "N-No." I won't give him the satisfaction of knowing he's right. He chuckles darkly. "Wrong answer. Let's try again." ****

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang's blind date fails, he binds with a Love Assistance System! As long as he increases a girl's affection for him, he can receive various generous rewards! In the afternoon, he meets with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the voluptuous and still charming married woman, Shen Lang casually compliments her, "You look so young, sister!" The landlady smiles sweetly, her face blushing with both shyness and delight, "You're quite the flatterer, young man. I'm almost 40, you know, getting old!" At this moment, the system provides three responses. Your response is? 1. "You're 40? That's impressive, if it were me, I'd be dead by now!" 2. "Not old at all, in fact..."

This is a story that will take place in the Date alive universe. Yato is a man with a mysterious past who wakes up in a dark void, alone and transformed into a spirit, an extraordinary being from a different dimension. As he struggles to understand his new reality, he discovers that he has been pulled into a strange and dangerous world where he must learn to survive as a woman and a warrior. Despite his confusion and frustration, Yato remains determined to unravel the mystery of his situation and find a way to get his memories back and make a new home for himself in this new strange world I don't own Date alive. All rights belong to the original author, Kōshi Tachibana. tags : #romance #datealive #kurumi #genderbender #genderbend #mature #drama #fantasy #dark #fanfic #originalcharacter #tohka #characterdevelopment #oc

After a tragic breakup with his girlfriend, Yuna Aoki, Yuuto Fujiwara is left heartbroken and lost. As he tries to end his life, a mysterious girl saves him. As Yuuto returns to school, rumors start getting spread about Yuna's betrayal. Yuuto is torn between his choice from the other day and the girl who gave him a second chance.

warning: r18 smut contents ahead A magic dating system story. Inspired by stylized simulation games. Written by a.i.(artificial intelligence) and me and my imaginary friend. written on Webnovel dot com

Kalea Orlin Lovaata is a poor girl who only lives with her mother, who is an alcoholic and has a mental illness. Her life is miserable only because she looks very similar to her mother's ex-husband, who cheated on her 12 years ago and left them both. No matter how much work she does, she still cannot fulfill all her current needs. Out of desperation, Kalea thinks of asking for help from her famous college friend with a myriad of bad rumors following him. "The job is very easy, you just need to accompany someone shopping or something like that. Quickly, a large sum of money will come into your bank account." "Really?" "Yes, I'll arrange a meeting with him if you agree." Without thinking, Kalea agreed. Little did she know, however, that the job waiting for her was to become a sugar baby for a young businessman named Arthur Jefferson. She would have to satisfy his lust, including sacrificing her virginity just for the sake of money.

Description What happens if a person who has died suddenly is in your room when you wake up in the morning? Will you be very surprised? Today is the anniversary of his death, so I bought his favorite tulip and went to his funeral ... I really come to visit him very often because I always tell him all my problems .... Maybe people think I'm crazy ... but I don't care about that at all. Not feel the day was approaching night I said good-bye to him to go home. When on the way out of the tomb I saw a black cat who was about to be hit by a speeding car. Many say that if you meet a black cat, you will get bad luck. But I did not care about that. I ran and took the black cat into my arms and closed my eyes because I was resigned. .. But when I was about to get hit, I felt a wind blowing and whispered to me "I'm sorry" and then my vision suddenly became very blurred. And when I woke up I felt like someone was playing with my hair ...

The concept of essence grapples with the notion of particularity. When we focus on an individual, we are pointing out the idiosyncracy of their essential nature. Therefore, in this narrative, it all commences with a simple gift from a friend—a Dating Game from a renowned Japanese company. On Christmas Eve, tragedy strikes as he is murdered. But as he closes his eyes, a blinding flash of light transports him to an unknown location. Upon awakening, disorientation reigns as he gazes upon a different room through unfamiliar eyes. His reflection, once a mirror to his former self, reveals a startling revelation: "W-What is this? This person I see in the mirror, who is he?" Here, the juxtaposition of the insignificance of his old self and the allure of his new identity serves as a symbolic crossroads. It plunges his psyche in a conventional understanding of self-sufficiency and the authentic self. Thus, he embraces the name Nakamura Takumi, becoming the very embodiment of the dating game's protagonist. [Note: This is the same history on Wattpad (in spanish) and on HoneyFeed (But it's abandoned), I'm the same guy. Also, the illustrations are from an AI, so, There's gonna be errors!] [It should be noted that there will be a few characters/dialogues in Japanese, but with the translation/meaning obviously]

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Hikaru a 16-year-old orphan one day finds his life bent with the plot of a mysterious game he found in his mailbox A dating sim called 'Heartstopper' with a crazy ass game difficulty setting that's worse than his past experiences Stalker, a golden-spoon young lady, tsundere, the typical girls you'll find in an eroge. He can ignore them as he pleases, but he'll face greater consequences in return. To survive, he steeled his resolve and take part in the greatest fight of his life Date or death. He needs to go out with these girls or else he'll automatically meet a bad ending and a series of death flags along the way. Whether he likes it or not, from sickness and dread, he groomed himself against these heroines of pure chaos and delight. Will he live, die, or perhaps escape this nightmare and return to the reality he longed for the most

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

just a nerd discovering about love dating and friendship.#Wholesome

**Fake dating?…what could possibly go wrong** Kim Mingwa is a struggling D-list artist whose career is hanging by a thread. Desperate to keep her place in the spotlight, she accidentally finds herself entangled with the most notorious playboy in the industry—the CEO of the number one entertainment company in the country. Known for his bad reputation and inflated ego, the CEO is the last person she wants to be associated with, but when a scandal between them explodes in the media, they’re forced to fake a relationship to salvage both their careers. --- Kim Mingwa stared in horror at the headline: *Scandal Erupts Between D-List Actress and Industry’s Bad Boy CEO!* “This isn’t happening,” she whispered, her voice shaking. Beside her, the CEO only smirked, completely unfazed. “Welcome to showbiz, Miss Kim.” Mingwa glared at him. “You think this is funny? My career is on the line!” “It’s simple,” he replied, his tone cold. “Play along, or get left behind.” She clenched her fists, knowing she was trapped. “Fine,” she muttered. “But don’t think you can easily take advantage of me.” His smirk widened. “I wouldn’t dream of it..”

I once thought Nonso will be my forever, but he couldn’t be there for me like I thought he would be. He didn’t believe in me even after three years of being together. Now, he is back, and ready to do what he couldn’t do then. Fight for me. I don’t think he is being genuine, and I don’t think I can give him another chance, but he asked for ten dates, and that is all I will give him.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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In the ten minutes that I spent playing the dating simulation, I was transmigrated. Thankfully, the person I had possessed was a noble so my life should be full of luxury and comfort right? Right? "The prominence of our family comes from the blessing bestowed upon us by the royal family throughout the generations." Perhaps this is the cost associated with that. However, my father appears overly devoted to the Emperor. And as a consequence of this, I had no choice but to enter the public service. While romance is enjoyed by all others. All I do is work as a civil servant throughout the day. Note: MC does not have any cheats,MC is not simp,Doesnt have any kind of NTR,Smart MC. (Just read it I know you all will like it) (And it's a non profit work so read all you want) Author note: The novel is in the process of mass editing so the chapters are not available but soon you all can read it with a mass release. Thanks for your support.

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