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Arlington Graham (I just can't die)

Night time, all the pretty lights I enjoy staring at for hours are in full radiance, as I slowly get closer and closer to them. Wait, how long have I been falling. To think stuff like sorcery and curses actually exist, well I didn't until I turned sixteen and stopped aging. Back then,when the towns crazy lady cursed me I took it as a joke. I kinda wish I didn't though, well it's too late for regrets now. Hi my name is Arlington Graham, I'm a happy go lucky guy with a lot positivity and enthusiasm…..well it has kept me going all this while. Might as well list it as a character trait. I'm sixteen years old, wait wasn't I sixteen last year, urrg I gotta get this age stuff together it's beginning to become a hassle. Well I've been sixteen for over a century now you can't really blame me. I've seen generations come and go,just over sixty years ago I got into a relationship with one of my high school crushes descendants. Men it was spicy, unfortunately I had to leave the city before people noticed what I was, and now I'm bored so I'm jumping down this really cool new high rise some billionaire hot shot just built. I hope I'm mentioned in the seven mysteries of this building just like other high rises in Japan. So yeah, my hubby's a bit weird but who doesn't have one. Yeah yeah don't worry it's safe, for me though, I'm a professional. I've got more than five decades of experience in the art of what i call an intense test of courage. Let me lay down my resume for you. I've jumped down mount Fuji, survived the Great Lisbon earth quake even though I ran straight into cracks, I've jumped down several high rises in Japan and Korea, came out of a lion's den without a single scratch after four days, and now I'm jumping off this new high rise. Concecrating it into the city, maybe I'll try jumping into a volcano next. Don't try any of this if you like your life, but if don't you might as well join me in my hubbies, which are not obvious suicide attempts.
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Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]
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