Gojo Sneeze

Synopsis: Born in the shadows of a brutal world, Rafael Gojo awakens in the Hidden Leaf Village with fragmented memories of another life—an Earthling soul reborn into the unforgiving shinobi world. It's Konoha Year 29, a time of simmering tensions and unseen daggers, where children are raised for war and even allies wear masks. An orphan with no clan, no name, and no chakra advantage, Rafael is tossed into a cruel world where strength is everything—and mercy is a myth. But buried deep within him is a hidden power: a mysterious trait known only as «The Protagonist». It does not grant him easy victories, but it ensures that fate has plans for him—whether he’s ready or not. As Rafael struggles to survive the brutal Academy system and navigate a village riddled with hypocrisy, he begins to uncover the corruption behind Konoha’s smiling façade—where Danzo plays god in the shadows and the Third Hokage turns a blind eye. Determined to rise above the cycle of suffering, Rafael forges his own path. With cunning, grit, and the drive of someone who knows death too well, he begins shaping his destiny—one kill, one ally, and one woman at a time. This is not the Naruto you know. This is a darker tale. A more human one. This is the story of a boy who was never meant to be a hero—but will burn the world if it stands in his way. --- CHAT GPT Gnerated Novel (Just Treat is What If Universe)

I was just a semi-depressed, chronically online teen with a tendency to monologue and a suspicious addiction to instant noodles… until I sneezed mid-teleport and shattered the laws of spacetime. Now? I’m enrolled in the most elite academy across dimensions, everyone thinks I’m a prodigy, and oh yeah…some ancient multiversal authority marked me as “Existential Threat Level: Cute but Dangerous.” Turns out I accidentally created something. Something I wasn’t supposed to. And now gods, memory assassins, and reality-policing librarians want my head or at least my brain. Preferably still warm. And the worst part? I don’t remember what I did. Every chapter unravels another lie. My classmates may not remember their own pasts… or mine. My best friend vanished, came back as a girl, and no one seems to notice. Our instructors keep disappearing. Shadows stalk the corridors. And there’s a talking Book that leaks cryptic poetry into my dreams. Also….I might be falling in love with too many people too fast, help. Welcome to Blackridge Academy, where magic meets glitchy memory protocols, trauma hides behind sarcasm, and the multiverse really needs therapy. Mystery. Madness. Hot girls. Broken timelines. Found family. And the longer I stay, the more I realize: I didn’t just break the system… I am the system glitch.

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be? All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity. A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth. You want to be a god?- Granted You want to be a devil?- Granted You want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- Granted You want to be the richest man on the planet?- Granted You want the world to end?- Granted You want... Wait, what?!!! Granted?!!! Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!! And then it happened, the apocalypse!!! And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though. Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding. Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself. Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys? Read to find out! NOTE: There are some wishes that would not be granted like wishing everyone to die and some other things. Just read to find out more. You'll definitely enjoy it. *P.S: Cover Art was not made by me.* *ALSO, READ MY REVIEW BEFORE READING THE BOOK*

He was summoned to save the world… but his greatest threat isn’t the Demon King — it’s the women who love him. Kai Veyron was just a delivery guy on Earth. But in the magical world of Aethria, he’s “The Chosen Hero” — gifted with ridiculous, godlike powers that he can’t control and didn’t ask for. He defeats monsters by sneezing, trips over relics that explode, and somehow charms every powerful woman he meets. Now surrounded by a beautiful, deadly harem — a tsundere princess, a cold-blooded assassin, a genius mage, a seductive demoness, and a broken childhood friend — Kai thinks he’s finally found purpose, friendship… maybe even love. But peace has a price. As whispers of prophecy grow louder, the women begin to ask the unthinkable: “What if the hero himself is the final calamity?” They laugh with him by day… and plot his death by night. And the worst part? Kai already knows. And he still protects them — even if it means his own downfall.

Lance Mercer's life is painfully normal. He works IT support in a basement office where printers scream, coworkers cry over Bluetooth, and lunch is a rotating tragedy of lukewarm noodles and existential dread. He's got a dog named Dario, a cursed coffee addiction, and a daily goal of making it to 5:01 PM without committing a felony. Then he buys milk. Now he's being hunted by unmarked helicopters, cultists in cow masks, and possibly the U.S. government. Reality keeps glitching when he sneezes, his dog might be telepathic, and there's a chance he's bonded with an ancient cosmic dairy god. He just wanted cereal. (Inspired by DanDaDan and Parasyte: The Maxim)

Suppose you were born stronger than anyone. There are many protagonists in this story. They are considered a geniuses, but you are more talented and genius than them. And you never hide that everyone knows you are a genius. Our MC Jin was born in a powerful clan. He has everything. Before his birth, he activated the all-arounder system. A system that allows him to learn anything from any anime. Later, you will see that he uses Gojo Infiniy, Naruto Rasengan, Bankai, and many other things.

In a world governed by gods of Destruction and Creation, balance is maintained by eternal war between divine beings, celestial beasts, and rogue realms. But one anomaly exists: a boy born not from a god nor system—Zayn Aetherion, a being beyond logic, strength, or origin. Unlike reincarnated heroes or system users, Zayn’s power is innate, limitless, and bound to an ancient energy called Aether Force—said to predate the gods themselves. He travels worlds seeking worthy battles, awakening divine relics, and uncovering lost truths of cosmic history. He’s cheerful like Goku, wise like Gojo, and romantic like Kenshin—but when the time comes to fight... He clenches his fist, looks his enemy in the eye, and says: “Fade into Aether.”

Gojo Kase , a high school boy with bright white hair with beautiful charming blue eyes, who live with father , Fuji Kase . He was born from a human and a powerful snow fairy name , Keiko . Hiyori Fuyama , a failure snow fairy who asked by the elder of snow fairy village to bring Gojo to them for producing offspring to protect the clan from disappearing . But Gojo refuse to go . What will happen ? What is it some kind problem or development of rom-com ? Writer - Suhei Nakamura

After being killed by Sukuna in the original story of Jujutsu Kaisen, Gojo Satoru gets reincarnated into a different world with fantasy settings. Experience his journey in the new world, as he aims to become the strongest as well as the ' Honoured One ' in this world as well.

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7

The Crimson Pact plunges readers into a cataclysmic multiverse war where iconic heroes from One Piece, Naruto, Dragon Ball, Jujutsu Kaisen, and One Punch Man unite against a growing cosmic threat. When ancient energy fractures reality itself, a malevolent force known as the Shadow Warlord begins corrupting dimensions, feeding on chaos and rewriting the laws of existence. The heroes—Luffy, Naruto, Goku, Gojo, Saitama, and others—form an uneasy alliance called the Crimson Pact. Across battle-scarred worlds and unstable dimensions, they face waves of shadow fragments, corrupted entities, and the looming collapse of time itself. Tensions rise, trust is tested, and the balance between worlds crumbles as the Shadow Warlord manipulates fate and space, seeking to remake the multiverse in his image. As the barrier between realities shatters, the team launches a desperate assault to stop him. But victory comes at a cost—Volume 1 ends with a bitter sacrifice, a fractured team, and a harrowing truth: the real war has only just begun.

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Li Yutao never imagined that his father would arrange his marraige with the second son of the Zhao family . He also nver imagined that the rumored 'cold hearted' CEO of the Zhao Fashion to secretly be a soft Cinnamon Roll !! --------------- "Brother , how can dad arrange my marraige without telling me ?!" " Tao Tao , dad did not innitiate it...it was proposed by the Zhao family ." "But why?!" 'Because a certain some has a crush one you little brother!!! Don't worry little brother, i won't let that sly fox steal our little rabbit !' --------------- -sneezes- "Is someone cursing me? Who cares.....Tao Tao , i can't wait to meet you !" -------------- Zhao Yichen - ML (gong) Li Yutao - MC (shou) --------------- This is my first time writing a chinese based book so if I make mistakes , please correct me! Thank you , and enjoy!!

:When Jeremy Carter and his friends uncover glowing symbols and supernatural secrets in their small town, they’re thrust into a hidden world of guardian souls battling chaos. Guided by the wise Adeline and the mischievous Victor, the gang faces shadowy constructs, cursed games, and a rogue guardian intent on dismantling the spirit realm. Together, they must solve ancient mysteries, restore balance, and embrace their own strengths—proving that unity can shine even in the darkest chaos. Packed with humour, heart, and action, this adventure is one wild ride!

The Sterling family is admired worldwide, built on power, wealth, and respect—except for Jonathan Sterling’s three teenage heirs, who are nothing but spoiled disasters. When Zephyr (17), Solene (16), and Caspian (15) turn a luxury boutique into a war zone—complete with shattered chandeliers, ruined couture, and an escaped parrot—Jonathan has had enough. He strips them of their wealth and exiles them to the slums, forcing them into real jobs for the first time ever. Between catastrophic failures, hysterical struggles, and painful lessons, the Sterling heirs finally start changing. But just as they begin to grow, they uncover a dangerous plot—someone is trying to destroy their father’s empire. And now, for the first time in their lives, they’ll have to fight for something real. If they don’t ruin it even further first.

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

The evil eye and Hattori gojo is on to a fight because of an eye,Read to follow up

After falling on the battlefield of Shinjuku, defeated by Sukuna, the strongest sorcerer of the Modern Era - Satoru Gojo - awakens in a new world, guided by something mysterious known only as "the System." Author: My first story, I hope you like it

Anime System When a group of students from Phoenix High are suddenly transported to another dimension, they're given a once- in-a-lifetime choice: select an anime character and inherit their powers. With system windows, stat boosts, and legendary abilities, they must become the heroes of their favorite worlds. But this isn’t a game—villains from across the anime multiverse have begun to merge, threatening to collapse reality itself. Now, with Goku’s strength, Gojo’s domain, or Tanjiro’s heart, these students must rise, adapt, and survive in a deadly arena where fiction becomes fate.

In the kingdom of Velvaria, dragons are either feared as destructive monsters or worshiped as divine beings. But 17-year-old Kip Flint, a failed squire with a talent for getting into trouble, doesn't care about any of that. He just wants to survive long enough to escape his miserable village, avoid his overbearing grandmother (who may or may not be a retired witch), and find a purpose in life. But everything changes when Kip accidentally bonds with a baby dragon—not just any dragon, but Ignavarax the Catastrophic, the last of the ancient, chaos-wielding Stormflame breed. Ignavarax is small, sassy, allergic to magic scrolls, and has a nasty habit of exploding when sneezing. Now hunted by knights, cultists, rival dragon-riders, and a very grumpy librarian who wants her books back, Kip and his new fire-breathing, nap-loving companion must journey across the kingdom to find the legendary "Sanctuary of Scale"—a mythical place where dragons and humans once lived in peace. Along the way, they’ll encounter: Tamsin, a sarcastic thief with a talking sword and a price on her head. Sir Pompwell the Brave, a delusional knight convinced Kip is a chosen hero. The Feathered Council, a group of griffons who refuse to take anything seriously. And a necromancer who just wants to open a bakery (but accidentally raised the undead instead). With chaos around every corner, Kip must rise to the challenge, learn what it really means to be a dragon-rider, and try not to get barbecued in the process. Because Ignavarax is growing fast… and so is the danger that follows them.

I, Yagyu Satoru, am a time traveler who was adopted by Tsunade as a child. There is no system, no natural Rinnegan, but has the strength template of Gojo Satoru. [Six eyes. 】 [No lower limit technique. 】 [Reverse the spell. 】 [Homeopathy. 】 [The power of positive and negative poles. 】 After opening the six eyes, I have full-attribute Chakra, and the amount of Chakra at the level of the tailed beast. Currently a special Jōnin of Konoha Shinobi village. I'm not interested in conquering the world, or making troubles everywhere, I just want to live an ordinary life. For many reasons, I am currently the teacher of Class 7.

A average high school loner reincarnated at lookism universe as Gojo This new world is different from the one he was used to here strength determines your status , but he realizes that his fighting skills won't be enough to help him navigate this new world Warning: MC is manipulative up to some extend and terrible at rizzing up a girl NOTE : I own nothing in this fic including the cover pic except my imagination if anyone want me to remove anything just comment

In a world where jujutsu sorcerers battle dangerous curses using cursed energy, Aeon Realmheart stands out. He’s the heir to the Realmheart clan, a family of skilled sorcerers with a long history. But unlike other sorcerers, Aeon has the ability to manipulate time—he can freeze it, slow it down, and even change its flow. This power makes him both incredibly strong and incredibly mysterious. Even Aeon doesn’t fully understand why he has such abilities. His powers are tied to a secret that stretches back to the legendary sorcerer Gojo Satoru, whose disappearance shook the jujutsu world. Though Aeon is strong, he doesn’t care about fame or power. He’s more interested in figuring out who he is and why he has these abilities. As he faces dangerous curses and uncovers hidden truths about his past, Aeon begins to realize that his powers may be the key to saving—or destroying—the world. “Chrono Kaisen” follows Aeon’s journey as he battles curses, discovers his true purpose, and learns what it really means to hold the power over time. The world is changing, and Aeon’s story is just beginning.

Em um mundo dominado por feiticeiros Jujutsu, Vitor Syde sonha em se tornar o mais poderoso de todos. Descendente distante de Satoru Gojo, ele desperta uma rara habilidade chamada Dominy, capaz de rivalizar com os maiores mestres da era. Determinado a superar o legado de seu antecessor, Vitor enfrenta desafios intensos, desvenda segredos antigos e se vê no caminho de forças que ameaçam a realidade. Quando Sukuna ressurge com intenções sombrias, a batalha pelo destino do mundo Jujutsu se torna inevitável.

Jujutsu Sorcerers & Choso vs. Pseudo-Geto & Uraume is a battle fought by Tokyo and Kyoto Jujutsu High affiliated sorcerers, Yuji Itadori, Noritoshi Kamo, Panda, Momo Nishimiya, Mai Zenin, Kasumi Miwa, & Atsuya Kusakabe, as well as the Cursed Womb: Death Painting, Choso. They face off against the curse users, Pseudo-Geto and Uraume in one final attempt to procure Prison Realm from their clutches in order to rescue Satoru Gojo. This battle occurs at the remains of the Shibuya Police Station at the very end of the Shibuya Incident. Geto announces that this is the world of the future and releases numerous cursed spirits to cover up his escape. Among the curses is Oizys, a curse he claims is worth at least 15 Sukuna fingers. Which he'll collect folding it in a shape of a ball. He shows Prison Realm to his enemies and bids farewell to Yuji, claiming to expect a lot from him in the future. The young man calls out Gojo sensei's name one last time and Geto addresses Sukuna directly. He tells the King of Curses that an era reflecting the Heian is coming, and the Golden Age of Jujutsu is returning. After exiting the battle field, Geto decides to test the special grade cursed spirit's on some hired sorcerers and non-sorcerers but all of them ends up dead. He releases Gojo from the prison realm to fully test the curse's capabilities. Can it backfire? Volume 1: SOLO Focuses on the fight between Gojo and Oizys. Volume 2: FLY Explores sorcery outside Japan, mentioned in volume 1 and in the original series.

Gavin, the peculiar anti-hero of Endless Proof: Reincarnation Isn't Justice!, is a petite, delicate-looking teenage boy whose outward appearance is as unnerving as his personality. With his diminutive frame and androgynous features, he often draws confused glances, an effect only heightened by his striking hair—split evenly between stark white and jet black, as if his very existence is divided between light and shadow. But it’s his eyes that truly unsettle: deep, black voids that seem to swallow light, as though they’re windows to the infinite emptiness of his soul. His unnervingly blank expression often gives way to smirks of dry amusement, the only hint at the chaos he’s about to unleash. Gavin has long since stopped caring about the endless cycle of reincarnation he’s trapped in. With no original life to anchor him and an unending loop of memories from countless worlds, identities, and timelines, he’s grown utterly disillusioned. He doesn’t even bother pretending to be invested anymore. Instead, he’s made a choice: if the universe insists on thrusting him into infinite lives, he’ll make each one a stage for his dark comedy, turning everyone around him into unwitting participants in his whimsical chaos. Despite his frail, ghostlike appearance, Gavin wields immense power, easily bending the rules of each world to suit his humor. He might conjure a fire-breathing dragon, only to make it sneeze bubbles instead of fire. He’s just as likely to replace the fearsome demon king’s minions with a choir of tone-deaf singing slimes or turn the Chosen Hero’s sacred relic into a banana. His deadpan delivery and unflinching apathy only make his antics more jarring—he’ll face world-ending crises with the same energy he uses to decide whether breakfast should include toast. Though Gavin’s jokes are seemingly harmless, they often force other characters to face the absurdity of their own existences. Arrogant knights, stoic kings, and brooding villains are all reduced to bumbling fools in his presence, their grand destinies shredded by his relentless mockery of the narratives they cling to. Yet, underneath his sharp wit and apathetic exterior lies a tragic core—an eternal loneliness born from existing without an origin, a person without a home or purpose. For Gavin, humor is both a weapon and a shield, a way to stave off the crushing weight of eternity. While others see him as an unpredictable force of nature, he sees himself as the punchline to an unfunny cosmic joke. His actions may seem random, but there’s a method to his madness: to remind everyone, including himself, that in a world as absurd as his, laughter is the only thing that makes sense.

“Being a god sounds cool… until you realize your job is to not kill the heroes you’re sending to save the world.” Kaito thought his life was over when he died in the most embarrassing way possible (don’t ask—it involved a vending machine). But instead of eternal rest, he wakes up as a freshly minted Reincarnation God, responsible for sending heroes into fantasy worlds to defeat demon lords and save kingdoms. Simple, right? Wrong. With a glitchy divine system, a countdown timer, and zero experience, Kaito accidentally overpowers, underpowers, or straight-up breaks the three heroines he's supposed to reincarnate: Alicia, the Sword Heroine, now strong enough to split mountains… but can’t run faster than a turtle. Mira, the Mage Heroine, wields unlimited magic but risks nuking entire continents with a sneeze. Luna, the Healer Heroine, whose healing spells now harm instead of heal. Now, Kaito must guide these broken heroines from the divine realm, keeping them alive (and away from his divine wrath) while navigating hilarious ecchi mishaps, chaotic magic explosions, and accidental harem-building along the way. Can Kaito fix his mistakes before the heroines die—or worse, before he gets demoted to Toilet Cleaning God? Ecchi, comedy, isekai, and harem collide in this wild fantasy adventure!

Lin Xuanyu, after struggling through 30 minutes of homework for assignments due in a week, was feeling drained. He needed a break. A quick escape into his favorite online-shooter game would be just the thing. But the moment he powered on his PC, something unexpected happened. He was suddenly teleported from his room. Lin Xuanyu: Seems like I’ve transmigrated... doesn't that mean I don’t have to do my assignments anymore? Delighted at the turn of events, Lin Xuanyu quickly realized he had entered a new world, one filled with interstellar beings that could casually destroy planets and sneeze away stars, just like the novels he’d read. Tti-ting! [All-heaven system has been activated.] [Congratulations, host! You have been chosen by the All-heaven system!!] [Choose one of the following cheats: -Evolution system -Multi-Dimensional Chat Group -Myriad Gates Of Heaven. Note: The other two will be available in the shop after selection.] Without a second thought, Lin Xuanyu immediately chose the Evolution system. Then the system reminded him of the dangers of this world. Lin Xuanyu: Wait... there's a guy who knows the future... someone reincarnated here to stop him from doing crazy things... and there’s a team hunting them both down for an absurd reason? This new world was full of transmigrators, Otherworldly beings, Seniors who love wandering the endless reality and causing chaos, bigshots from higher planes, and protagonists of every kind. Otherworlder: Guys, it's a red warning! That demon is here! We should leave this world before he finds us! Lin Xuanyu cracked his neck and placed a hand on his chin, nodding thoughtfully. "So… do I get a theme song for my appearance, or is it just going to be panic and screaming?" Otherworlder: ..... ***** Additional tags: No Yaoi or NTR, world-hopping, chat group. This novel will explore multiple power systems, including various types of cultivation, magic, runes, martial spirits, leveling, and more.