Orochimaru Laughing

It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?---------------- This is a story where Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!

Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel. Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it. If you've seized what's mine, return it. All scumbags, clear off. A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..." Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

"Serial killers? Ancient Martial Artists? Swordmasters? I don't give a rat's *ss who you are! All will bow before me!" Five years ago, his family was wiped off the face of this Earth, and the useless Ye Chen was looked down upon like an earthworm crawling on the floor. However, five years have passed, and he has mysteriously returned with a head full of earth-shattering abilities. What is even more terrifying is that he is now backed by the strength of a hundred ancient elder spirits! With all of that in his grasp, Ye Chen has returned not to reminiscence, but to exact revenge on all of those who have wronged him, especially the mysterious Man.

"A man can be Destroyed but not Defeated, I laugh in the face of Danger" To stop at nothing in his pursuit of power and vengeance of his past life, or to lead the struggling humans in the battle against the threat of extinction and herald them into an era of true prosperity. Follow Jui Tian on his journey as the two worlds of past and present collide, exploring the mysteries of the universe, and discovering something much bigger than himself. --Please your reviews are warmly accepted... thank you.

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

The Laughing Demon, Zǔ Zhòu, who had plunged the Nine Heavens into despair, met his demise by defying the Laws of the Dao. However, fate intervened. Transmigrated into a new body millions of years later, with his forbidden bloodline still bound to his soul, he seeks to live this new life as he did before, stopping at nothing, even if it means destroying the Heavenly Dao itself!

—¿Asesinos en serie? ¿Artistas marciales antiguos? ¿Maestros de la espada? ¡No me importa un carajo quiénes sean! ¡Todos se inclinarán ante mí! Hace cinco años, su familia fue borrada de la faz de la Tierra, y el inútil Ye Chen era visto con desprecio como un gusano arrastrándose por el suelo. Sin embargo, han pasado cinco años y misteriosamente ha regresado con una mente llena de habilidades que desafían la comprensión. ¡Lo que es aún más aterrador es que ahora cuenta con el respaldo de la fuerza de cien espíritus antiguos! Con todo eso en su poder, Ye Chen ha regresado no para recordar, sino para vengarse de todos aquellos que lo han perjudicado, especialmente el misterioso Hombre.

"Serienmörder? Antike Kampfsportler? Schwertmeister? Es ist mir scheißegal, wer ihr seid! Alle werden sich vor mir verbeugen!" Vor fünf Jahren wurde seine Familie vom Angesicht der Erde getilgt, und der nutzlose Ye Chen wurde verachtet wie ein Regenwurm, der auf dem Boden kriecht. Doch nun sind fünf Jahre vergangen, und er ist auf mysteriöse Weise mit einem Kopf voller weltbewegender Fähigkeiten zurückgekehrt. Und was noch viel erschreckender ist: Er hat jetzt die Kraft von hundert alten Geistern im Rücken! Mit all dem in der Hand ist Ye Chen nicht zurückgekehrt, um in Erinnerungen zu schwelgen, sondern um sich an all denen zu rächen, die ihm Unrecht getan haben, insbesondere an dem geheimnisvollen Mann.

Through time travel, she transformed into an ugly commoner, her noble identity being compromised. After her death and resurrection, she disguised herself as a harmless little flower, carrying a space for refining medicine and secret techniques, and instantly killed all the beautiful men in the world. Let's see the common women turning over, fighting against stepmothers, stepping on legitimate sisters, collecting treasures, practicing sharp weapons, and all kinds of killings coming in one after another, subduing demons and eliminating evil spirits, recruiting a basket of beautiful men, and thriving in the alternate world. Stepping on the green cloud road, one person with a sword laughing in the flower room!

Living a normal life is boring, but I was happy with what I had. Even when I spent most of my life in regret and misery, I lived because I had someone that I loved dearly. And that said someone took my life... But fate had different plans for me... As if death wasn't enough for me. As if the gods were mocking me. I got reincarnated into a hardcore romance game that I used to play. That too when the prequel game that I played the most ended twenty-five years ago. A game where death is everyone's mistress. A game that people either liked or hated too much. Now reincarnated into the body of the Villainess's son. I became someone that I hated the most... "Hahaha..." I laughed at my own misery. As if that too wasn't enough, I also became the slave of someone else's desires. Now, one might say a mother is a mother even if the world sees her as a Villainess. But what if your mother is the very incarnation of evil? That your mother is the hurdle that you have to overcome? What if your mother is the very reason you might die? Gentleness and love are the last things one could expect from her. "Hahaha..." Again, a hollow laugh escaped my lips as the realization dawned on me. That I have been... Reincarnated As The Villainess's Son... =============================== [Discord link:- https://discord.gg/5Vgw4JCrBW]

"Warning: This stream might just hijack your mood, so watch at your own risk. It’s me, your friendly neighborhood mad dog, taking on games so hard they should come with therapy vouchers. Don’t even bother overthinking it—let’s be real, your brain’s gonna short-circuit halfway through anyway. Sit back, laugh, cry, and embrace the chaos!"

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was loved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension. Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

LAUGH TALE: COMING NEW YEARS DAY ‘25 CHAPTERS EVERY DAY AT 5:30 PM EST Daria isn’t your normal girl - you would probably be thinking of the nonchalant, comediedic girl that aired on TV in 1997 or the legendary island Laugh Tale in the story One Piece, right? Well, fuck you. This isn’t about treasure, or a girl who dosen’t give a shit about her surroundings! It’s about a theory. A theory that has been evolving for 11 years - Daria, a 16 year old girl continues to work on this theory with her friend Tyler, a theory of supernatural life above their knowledge. As Daria continued to get bullied due to her views on this fantastic world and Tyler’s popularity throughout their school years, orphan Daria Collins and early graduate Tyler Willams continue to improve the theory secretly - a theory where they would find out if Heaven and Hell actually existed in their universe. But a question still lies - does it exist, or does it not? Find out in a story of adventure, action, and comedy! This is Laugh Tale, not One Piece or that TV show Daria. Also, THIS IS NOT ENTITY: THE FULL SAGA!

The first day of school doesn't go as planned. Nikko is late and he's literally running to school. He's so nervous, and the random guy that laughed at him while rushing through a crossroad, didn't add up to his mood.... *I am not an owner of the cover photo*

Our youths times are the special times of our life. We get to explore the world, hangout with friends, go through some sad times and break ups but we always had friends to fall back on. This story is about 15 teenage Nigerian boys and girls studying abroad has they go through happy times and sometimes hardship, they are always and forever Laughing and Vibing.

--- In the Roan Kingdom, within the grand mansion of the Alestra family, Aron and Alena gazed lovingly at the child in their arms. "His name will be Ryan," they declared with smiles. "Ryan Alestra." The boy smiled back, as if content with his new name. Meanwhile, the ancient ruins of a forgotten palace were uncovered deep within the Dark Forest. Standing before them was Malice, one of the most powerful witches on the continent of Syria. As she took in the sight, a wicked laugh escaped her — the promise of knowledge and power was intoxicating. This is a tale of relationships. A tale of mysteries. A tale of magic. A tale of destiny. A tale of darkness and light. ---

"Tickled Tales: Laughter at Every Turn" is a collection of hilariously absurd short stories packed with outrageous characters, unexpected twists, and laugh-out-loud moments. From disastrous coffee runs to misadventures in everyday life, each tale is a rollercoaster of comedy guaranteed to leave readers grinning, giggling, and gasping for breath!

I had always seen myself a certain way, as good and loving daughter and a girl who enjoyed reading and laying on the grass in my clearing staring up at the sky. A simple and good person. But this world is cruel to simple, good people. ---- In the year 1674 I was sentence to death. The people I grew up with, laughed and cried with, the people I shared precious memories with abandoned me, scorned me, called me horrible things and laughed as I died. But the thing about death is... It's not always permeant! But theirs would be. Their deaths would be a long bloody nightmare! ---- Scarlet Grey was betrayed and abandoned by those she thought would always stand by her. So when the opportunity for vengeance is presented to her by a devilishly handsome stranger, she takes it and with it she became the eternal companion of an insane ancient vampire... Evan Evers. And sometimes... Insanity's contagious.

"You dared to disobey my words and tried to run away from me. Now your family will pay for your disobedience," he roared at her. "Please don't hurt my family. I'll not run away from you, please," the girl cried, begging him. "Welcome to hell, beautiful flower. He completely destroyed me, and now I'll destroy his most precious flower," he declared, laughing maniacally. "Please help me remove his touch from my body, please, I beg you," pleaded the girl. "You are not in your right mind, love. I can't do this," he restrained himself from devouring her soul. "If only I hadn't made that promise, you wouldn't have to go through all this. I'm sorry, my love," he cried while hugging her. Get ready to know the journey (twists & turns) of Sebastian and Petal's married life.

What does it take to be Mighty? Strength? Authority? Wealth? A GodKing would think he had it all and more. Then, the universe laughs and rips the things that matter most out of his hands. What does one do then? Follow Godfrey, as he makes sense of who he wants to be, in a universe far larger and more brutal than he knows. *Warning: It will be quite fast paced at the start. It will slow down after the first volume. Dialogue notes: "Godfrey" -> spoken out loud 'Godfrey' -> internal thoughts *BOOOM* -> sound effect

A normal everyday life for most boys in college, but consists of every kind of pain, disorder, and problem still having a smile on their face laughing, and trying to be normal in front of everyone, friends and family....Still, nobody really understands them, can they know him until he does something that anyone would regret???

As the wedding is approaching, her fiancé Lin Yun would rather become a monk than marry Qi Yuning. Princess Qi has become a laughing stock in Shengjing. The Lin family had asked for the marriage, and if Lin Yun regretted the marriage, he could have just called it off. But he became a monk and made himself a laughing stock. qin was humiliated for the first time in her life. When she was thinking about how to take revenge on her fiancé's family... she discovered that she and her ex-fiancé's brother Lin Ze, who was famous in Shengjing, had a three-year-old daughter! Mini-theater: In Xianglin Temple. The ex-fiancé Lin Yun looked at the cold rice bran rice, two small cabbages, and not a drop of oil in front of him, and regretted it deeply. Why didn't he marry Qi Yuning? Why did he have to suffer here! Lin Yun wiped his shiny bald head and walked to Qi Yuning's room: "Ningning, I regret it. I am willing to marry you. From now on, you are the only one in my heart. I will not become a monk. We will get married tomorrow..." The door of the room slowly opened. Lin Yun was stunned when he saw Lin Ze coming out. "Where is Ningning? Brother, I am willing to marry Ningning. I can't stay in this temple for even a day. I would rather marry Qi Yuning." Lin Ze Cold voice: "Can't stay in the temple? Then go to the Mobei City military camp!" Lin Yun: "???" Lin Yun saw Qi Yuning coming out of the house with a blushing face: "Princess Ningning, I am willing to marry you..." The little cute baby poked his head out of the house: "Daddy, does he want to marry my mother?" Lin Yun: "!!!" Who can tell him, he has only been a monk for three months, why his elder brother and Princess Qi have a three-year-old daughter? !

Betrayed and framed by a scumbag and a cheap woman, Olivia was forced to marry the notorious crazy young master and became the laughing stock of the whole city. It was said that the young master of the Johnson was ugly and insane but for revenge,she had to compromise until that night when she tore off the mysterious veil on his body,it turned out that he was...

When Lu Wu opened his eyes, he found that the world had changed completely. The world before him did not have fancy magic, nor ultimate Dou Qi. What it had were summoners that form contracts with summoned beasts. And coincidentally, he was such a summoner, although not a professional one, and his first summoned beast was a piece of crap. But that was fine, because he also had a golden finger!

I was upgraded to first class on a flight from London to New York. The food, champagne, and service were impeccable. The blue-eyed man sitting next to me, even better. He was suave and intelligent. We talked and laughed, and something clicked. Fate took over and the plane was grounded, and we had an unexpected stopover for the night. With no plans, we made our own. We danced and laughed our way around Boston and had a night of crazy passion that no woman would ever forget. That was twelve months ago, and I haven’t heard from him—until today. I started a new job and met the CEO. You can imagine my surprise to see those naughty blue eyes dance with delight when he saw me across the mahogany desk. But I’m not that carefree girl anymore. My life has changed, I have responsibilities. I just got an email. He wants to see me in his office for a private meeting at 8:00 a.m. Naughty blue eyes have no place in the workplace. What kind of private meeting does he have in mind?

Betrayed by his closest allies and left to die in a cursed dungeon, Dorian Grinn discovers the truth about his unique skill: he cannot die. Each death strengthens his body, sharpens his mind, and erodes his sanity. Trapped in an endless cycle of brutal deaths, he emerges from the abyss not as the man he once was, but as something far more dangerous—a laughing, unpredictable force of nature. Fueled by hatred for the weak and an insatiable thirst for vengeance, Dorian sets out to destroy the comrades who betrayed him and the system that empowers them. With every step, he builds an empire from chaos, turning misfits and monsters into his loyal army. But the gods of this world don’t take kindly to rebellion, and Dorian isn’t just fighting for revenge—he’s fighting to break the world itself. Madness is his weapon. Immortality is his curse. And death? Just another joke.

Follow Mathúin (Moon) as he guides an odd group of kids across Paldea on their individual journeys to find their own "Treasure"! Sightseeing, training, laughing, relaxing, and getting a girlfriend are his main goals. From trying to emulate his dads training methods to drop kicking his best friend across the campsite for pulling a prank. From giving his students life and love advice to boxing his crush over who has the better Ace. He will do his best for the kids under his wing.

The roar of motors could be heard from an airplane in the sky over the coast of America "You have 10 seconds to return or you will be shot down!" The air force yelled over the radio, "You hear that boys?" Max asked the people in the back of the plane before they all started laughing "Get down there and teach them a lesson!" The back of the plane opened up and 100 people started jumping off the plane with parachutes before Max himself ran out of the cockpit and jumped off leaving the plane to explode by itself in the sky.

Under the vacuum of death and decay, watch yourself. Do not trust what they speak of, for only those worthy to defy the laws of this world are worthy to become the unknown. Are you ready to see the truths of all things? Can you bear the sight of God without dying? Can you laugh at the kings and empires that rule your laws? Can you speak to the dead? Will you know when the day comes, the night falls, and the stars descend like lightning and fire? Are you ready to meet your maker as "He" is?

What if? Naruto is raised and trained by Konoha's S-Rank missing-nin legendary Snake sannin a.k.a. Orochimaru the Mad scientist, how it will change Naruto's nature? Will he become cruel and cold person? Will he become mad scientist like orochimaru? Will he remain prankster like before? What influence will Orochimaru do on Naruto? Warning : 1. Story is gonna be slow, quite lot of initial chapters are around training arc (ex. first chakra training, basic ninjutsu training, basic weapon training). 2. There will be lot of killing, massacre and lot gore (maybe). 3. No harem, also not much romance either 4. This Naruto is not going to be op from starting for long time, he will gained his power and experience through hard work, his journey will start from weak to strong 5. I haven't read Boruto Manga, no offence but I watched Boruto anime and i didn't like it very much, so probably there will be no Boruto plotline. 6. Our Naruto is going to be battle maniac like his original ancestors Uzumaki and Senju clan members 7. Plot will mostly stay same as original (with slightly changed and some different new characters). What to expect :- 1. Lot of training 2. Lot of original arcs (with slight change) 3. Smart and cunning mc Disclaimer :- First i don't own Naruto and it's characters (except original characters that i will create) PS :- it's my first fanfiction that I'm writing, I'm hoping it will turn out well and good. All reviews and criticism are welcome. English and grammar will be fine, i will try to create good dialogues and scenarios.