Orochimaru Laughing

“I, alpha Dylan, reject you, Anastasia, as my mate”. “An- and, I, Anastasia, accept your rejection, alpha Dylan”. I forced myself to say, before I ran away in tears. As soon as I arrived in my room and shut the door, I burst out laughing to my heart's content. “I can't believe this. Finally, Alpha Dylan is off my back!”. You may all be wondering why I am happy to be rejected by my mate, right? That's because I'm not the real Anastasia.

"Des tueurs en série ? Des artistes martiaux anciens ? Des maîtres d'épée ? Je m'en moque complètement qui tu es ! Tous s'inclineront devant moi !" Il y a cinq ans, sa famille a été rayée de la surface de cette Terre, et le inutile Ye Chen était considéré comme un ver de terre rampant sur le sol. Cependant, cinq ans se sont écoulés, et il est mystérieusement revenu avec une tête remplie de capacités à couper le souffle. Ce qui est encore plus terrifiant, c'est qu'il est maintenant soutenu par la force d'une centaine d'anciens esprits aînés ! Avec tout cela en sa possession, Ye Chen n'est pas revenu pour se remémorer le passé, mais pour se venger de tous ceux qui lui ont fait du mal, surtout le mystérieux Homme.

"Serienmörder? Antike Kampfsportler? Schwertmeister? Es ist mir scheißegal, wer ihr seid! Alle werden sich vor mir verbeugen!" Vor fünf Jahren wurde seine Familie vom Angesicht der Erde getilgt, und der nutzlose Ye Chen wurde verachtet wie ein Regenwurm, der auf dem Boden kriecht. Doch nun sind fünf Jahre vergangen, und er ist auf mysteriöse Weise mit einem Kopf voller weltbewegender Fähigkeiten zurückgekehrt. Und was noch viel erschreckender ist: Er hat jetzt die Kraft von hundert alten Geistern im Rücken! Mit all dem in der Hand ist Ye Chen nicht zurückgekehrt, um in Erinnerungen zu schwelgen, sondern um sich an all denen zu rächen, die ihm Unrecht getan haben, insbesondere an dem geheimnisvollen Mann.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Elias' world was destroyed right in front of his eyes. Only after his transmigration did he learn that there was nothing natural about its destruction. The person who destroyed his world was the eldest son of the family he was transmigrated to, the Ashborns. He could never forget his sister's cries when she suffered and eventually died from the virus that wreaked havoc in his world. And here he was, the person responsible, laughing. Elias wanted to repay the favor. He wanted to bring absolute ruination to these people. And for that, he had to play by their rules. He had to become the Architect of an Apocalypse…

—¿Asesinos en serie? ¿Artistas marciales antiguos? ¿Maestros de la espada? ¡No me importa un carajo quiénes sean! ¡Todos se inclinarán ante mí! Hace cinco años, su familia fue borrada de la faz de la Tierra, y el inútil Ye Chen era visto con desprecio como un gusano arrastrándose por el suelo. Sin embargo, han pasado cinco años y misteriosamente ha regresado con una mente llena de habilidades que desafían la comprensión. ¡Lo que es aún más aterrador es que ahora cuenta con el respaldo de la fuerza de cien espíritus antiguos! Con todo eso en su poder, Ye Chen ha regresado no para recordar, sino para vengarse de todos aquellos que lo han perjudicado, especialmente el misterioso Hombre.

Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel. Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it. If you've seized what's mine, return it. All scumbags, clear off. A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..." Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

"Serial killers? Ancient Martial Artists? Swordmasters? I don't give a rat's *ss who you are! All will bow before me!" Five years ago, his family was wiped off the face of this Earth, and the useless Ye Chen was looked down upon like an earthworm crawling on the floor. However, five years have passed, and he has mysteriously returned with a head full of earth-shattering abilities. What is even more terrifying is that he is now backed by the strength of a hundred ancient elder spirits! With all of that in his grasp, Ye Chen has returned not to reminiscence, but to exact revenge on all of those who have wronged him, especially the mysterious Man.

Born of a celestial bloodline, raised in the heart of Konoha. Sent to Earth as a child to escape the brutal civil war of the Ōtsutsuki Clan, he was taken in by Uzumaki Mito and hidden among the shinobi of Konoha. Mistaken for a half-Hyūga due to his strange chakra and eyes, he embraced the misunderstanding, living in the shadows of his true identity. But as he grew stronger, the weight of his lineage became impossible to ignore. When he develops a unique technique—an evolution of Yamata no Orochi, transforming his obsession with knowledge into a path toward an information-based existence—he takes his first step toward awakening the dormant power within him. With each battle, he inches closer to reclaiming his heritage, refining his chakra into something never seen before: an Ōtsutsuki bloodline of his own creation. Yet the path to ascension is fraught with danger. As his power draws the attention of Madara Uchiha, Danzo, and even the unseen hands of the Ōtsutsuki beyond the stars, he must navigate a world that fears and covets his abilities. With allies like Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sakumo Hatake at his side, he sets out to unify the ninja world, unravel the mysteries of chakra itself, and prepare for the looming war against the celestial invaders. But power alone will not be enough. To carve a future free from the cycle of destruction, he must become more than a warrior—he must become a leader, a creator, and the first of a new kind of Ōtsutsuki. The question is… will the world be ready?

Under the vacuum of death and decay, watch yourself. Do not trust what they speak of, for only those worthy to defy the laws of this world are worthy to become the unknown. Are you ready to see the truths of all things? Can you bear the sight of God without dying? Can you laugh at the kings and empires that rule your laws? Can you speak to the dead? Will you know when the day comes, the night falls, and the stars descend like lightning and fire? Are you ready to meet your maker as "He" is?

Hercules, Greece’s greatest hero. The son of Zeus. The champion of the gods. Until Hera made him her greatest victim. He woke up drenched in blood. His wife. His children. Dead by his own hands. He was a hero. Now, he is a murderer. The gods look upon him with pity—some with sympathy—but Hera, Queen of Olympus, will not rest until he is utterly destroyed. With every step he takes, with every enemy he faces, she is there, laughing in the shadows, waiting for his fall. To redeem himself, he must complete twelve impossible labors—each designed to break him. But Hercules is not a man who bows. If Hera wants him ruined, then he will show her what the fury of a demigod truly means. A fallen hero. A cursed champion. The sworn enemy of the Queen of Olympus. The legend is reborn—darker, bloodier… with a vengeance worthy of the gods. Glory to the Lion of Greece. Glory to Hercules!

Living a normal life is boring, but I was happy with what I had. Even when I spent most of my life in regret and misery, I lived because I had someone that I loved dearly. And that said someone took my life... But fate had different plans for me... As if death wasn't enough for me. As if the gods were mocking me. I got reincarnated into a hardcore romance game that I used to play. That too when the prequel game that I played the most ended twenty-five years ago. A game where death is everyone's mistress. A game that people either liked or hated too much. Now reincarnated into the body of the Villainess's son. I became someone that I hated the most... "Hahaha..." I laughed at my own misery. As if that too wasn't enough, I also became the slave of someone else's desires. Now, one might say a mother is a mother even if the world sees her as a Villainess. But what if your mother is the very incarnation of evil? That your mother is the hurdle that you have to overcome? What if your mother is the very reason you might die? Gentleness and love are the last things one could expect from her. "Hahaha..." Again, a hollow laugh escaped my lips as the realization dawned on me. That I have been... Reincarnated As The Villainess's Son... =============================== [Discord link:- https://discord.gg/5Vgw4JCrBW]

Ahmed, a 29-year-old jobless Tunisian man, lives a mundane life between home and a 'maqha' (café) until fate-no, pure bad luck-throws him into another world. Instead of a heroic adventure, he's cursed with the most malicious AI System ever, a trolling nightmare that bullies him nonstop! From getting abducted by elves, scammed by a devilish merchant, and treated like a living plushie, to being the center of a war between a noblewoman and an orphanage mom, Ahmed's life spirals into a never-ending circus of suffering. Every scream of frustration earns him more humiliation, every attempt to regain control is met with new, ridiculous punishments, and worst of all-his sarcastic tormentor, the System, never lets up! Will Ahmed survive this relentless mockery? Will he break free from the System's grasp, or will he forever be a premium-grade victim of its trolling? One thing is certain-this black comedy adventure will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts!

He had made it, he broke so many, many dreams, he decided the future, broke the destiny and accepted the inevitable, changed the impossible and finally laughed in the face of all that pass. So why? Why was he alive? Why was he seeing things again? Why were people smiling seeing him? Why? Why didn’t his final hope success?

The first day of school doesn't go as planned. Nikko is late and he's literally running to school. He's so nervous, and the random guy that laughed at him while rushing through a crossroad, didn't add up to his mood.... *I am not an owner of the cover photo*

Through time travel, she transformed into an ugly commoner, her noble identity being compromised. After her death and resurrection, she disguised herself as a harmless little flower, carrying a space for refining medicine and secret techniques, and instantly killed all the beautiful men in the world. Let's see the common women turning over, fighting against stepmothers, stepping on legitimate sisters, collecting treasures, practicing sharp weapons, and all kinds of killings coming in one after another, subduing demons and eliminating evil spirits, recruiting a basket of beautiful men, and thriving in the alternate world. Stepping on the green cloud road, one person with a sword laughing in the flower room!

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/EVEjCxccjW --------- Li Bai, The Cruel and Merciless Assassin gets killed and reincarnates into the Cultivation world as a son of an influential Dragon king. However, he is currently at the lower realm because his spirit root was destroyed. # is he powerful? > Yes! # Is it harem? > Yes! # cultivation? > Are you courting death? Of course, Yes! # is it just like other villain novel? > No comments! *** Author laughs at your stupidity*** # please tell me? > just read the story.

In this story, the character goes through trouble, hardship, death, and has some good laughs with friends, and maybe a lover. And most important to a mercenary, Money. This story is Has a lot of dialogue, because I wanted to make it A slice of life, and basically just whatever I wanted.

It's not all fun and games like the name implies.

The Laughing Demon, Zǔ Zhòu, who had plunged the Nine Heavens into despair, met his demise by defying the Laws of the Dao. However, fate intervened. Transmigrated into a new body millions of years later, with his forbidden bloodline still bound to his soul, he seeks to live this new life as he did before, stopping at nothing, even if it means destroying the Heavenly Dao itself!

Deities from distant lands turn the earth into their newest past time show. However, to mitigate loss of 'important life' as the divine beings said, the countries of the world have to pick a representative to develop a territory that will outlast the others or face elimination. Enter Amar, the U.S representative that got stuck with... turtles. The other areas laughed as the US began to lose hope. Amar however took this in stride and shocked the world with what he's capable of.

" ch... Choi... Yoo-ona ... I am sorry ... Ple-please let... Let me... Go...." he cried for mercy but it did not affect her. Her eyes was carving for revenge. Her whole body was turned red and she was burning as fire. This time she was definitely looked like the assistant of devil! " please l-let me go... Ple-please... " he endlessly begged to her but she react as she didn't hear him. Now that he has saw his end he want my mercy. She laughed crazily on his request like it was some kind of joke to her. She controlled her laugh and a devil smile appeared on her face. Eyeing him she said, " what is the meaning of begging, when you already did wrong thing." Saying this she knifed him on his heart.. He widened his eyes in pain and fear, this girl before him has totally changed. He begged her but she cruelly killed him. And she laughed watching his expressions like what happen just now was nothing but a satisfaction for her. She will kill everyone who did wrong to her. She is seeking for revenge....

Transported to the world of the Hokage and arriving as a student alongside the legendary Sannin, Xu Ming remained unfazed. He possessed a unique ability: after binding himself to a chosen target, he would receive ten times the benefits whenever that person grew stronger! Without hesitation, Xu Ming chose to bind himself to Orochimaru. "Orochimaru, work hard! The harder you strive, the better my life will be!"

Sailing far and wide in the turbulent waves. Drinking and laughing amid the fire. This is the hymn of pirates! Tonk had a pirate system in his head after realizing he was in a different universe. He could assemble tuna death squads, buy ghost ships, install magic cannons, and recruit elf sailors via the system. This is the age of great sailing in another world. The sailboats invented by dwarves have become tools for conquering the sea. The hot weapons invented by goblins have changed the way of war. The arrival of Tonk has added a rich color to the history book of the other world. Those who conquer the land are Kings, and those who conquer the sea are Legends!

*****WSA 2025 Entry***** Discord : https://discord.gg/UUjz93G2B5 When 40-year-old fashion mogul Arisa wakes up in her 20-year-old body after a fateful ice cream mishap, her life takes a wild turn. Thanks to a quirky app called SCAL, she’s suddenly a magnet for love—surrounded by eccentric admirers armed with cringe-worthy pick-up lines and outrageous romantic gestures. From awkward family dinners brimming with cultural taboos to laugh-out-loud encounters with old flames, Arisa finds herself tangled in a chaotic web of red flags, mixed signals, and hilariously bad decisions. Will this unexpected do-over help her rewrite her love story, or will she stumble over the same pitfalls of her past? Join Arisa on a riotous journey of self-discovery, belly laughs, and love in the most unexpected places!

Eighteen years old, worn down, and stuck in the repetitive grind of a dull college life, she’s convinced she has nothing left to offer—no energy, no joy, no hope. Life feels like one endless loop of exhaustion, dragging her through the motions. But just when she thinks she’s slipping into an abyss of monotony, her spirited little sister storms in like a whirlwind. From outrageous arguments to laugh-out-loud misadventures, their chaotic bond turns every mundane day into a rollercoaster ride. Beneath the teasing and eye-rolls lies a quiet truth: sometimes, the ones who drive us crazy are the very reason we stay sane. This is a heartfelt tale of sisterhood, resilience, and the beautiful mess that is family—a story of two polar opposites learning to survive life’s trials, one exasperated laugh at a time. Because when the world feels heavy, it’s the maddening chaos of love that keeps us afloat. "I can't even stand on my own two feet, and you want me to help you?" I grumbled. "Aww, I know you care about me! How can you not?" she teased with a sly grin. Maybe love is nothing more than chaos in disguise. Want to find out? Dive in.

Super-genius Ellen Young, creator of countless tech products, retires. At the height of her career, she turns down numerous high-paying offers, yearning only to return to the countryside and lead a peaceful, laid-back life. Unexpectedly, her long-lost family comes looking for her, and a celebrity sister requests to live-stream their countryside life online. Ellen Young: ? A big, fat no! Netizens around the world think that this newly found daughter in the celebrity’s family is illiterate, lacks manners, is completely crass, and without any redeeming qualities. Becoming a laughing stock of the internet. Until..... Why is a world-renowned professor calling her teacher online? Why does a well-known CEO furiously comment 'If you don't come back, I'm not managing this company anymore'? Why are numerous consortiums sending barrages online, appealing for lower patent fees? —Isn't this just a country girl selling radishes online and making ads?

It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?---------------- This is a story where Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!

Edmund Aldrich has spent his life trapped in the shadows of his past, never expecting anything—or anyone—to change his fate. That is until he meets Elora Noelle, a woman as breathtaking as she is mysterious. She isn’t just another fleeting presence in his life—she is the force that shakes his world, the light that pierces his darkness. But she is also something more… his immortal soulmate. Bound by destiny yet torn by secrets, their love is tested by forces beyond their control. When Elora is faced with an impossible choice—Edmund’s love or the haunting truth behind his past—everything they’ve built is at risk of unraveling. As painful memories resurface, Edmund must confront the secrets Elora has kept hidden and decide whether love is truly stronger than fate. Can they defy destiny and rewrite their story, or will the past forever hold them captive? In a tale of passion, sacrifice, and undying devotion, their love will be tested like never before. . . . *A part from story* I kiss her again, then move down her jawline to her neck. I trace my fingers across the thin skin of her collarbone. She closes her eyes, her cheeks are flushed and she bury her fingers in my warm hair. Telling me how much she likes this, likes me, loves me... "I have loved you for a very long time, Edmund", she whispers against my breath. "From even before that farewell. And that's why I insisted Charlie on taking me to the farewell so that I could meet you." Meeting her again was never a coincidence. Her words surprised me. "But I was at the farewell you know." "Yeah I got to know that but not before I met you the day of our introduction and I read your mind." I smile. I don't know why I smile but thinking about all these, how we met and how we fell for each other makes me smile. But it came out bit like a chuckle. She laughs. When she laughed I wanted her again. I love the sound of her laugh. I take both her hands on both of mine. "Pretty dramatic way of founding each other I see." "Surely". "Oh wait! I'm thinking I'll take that as my inspiration for my novel." "OH MY GOD! EDMUND." She laughs even louder this time. . . Cover credit: Author Hesreth

“Im not evil”, Is what “they” used to tell me in therapy , I never believed them though, I’m what the world would call a dark triad, A True Psychopath. Seen my first body when I was 11, I didn’t throw up, look in disgust, I laughed, I was the one who killed him, Why would I look in disgust it was my own work. I was proud of my work.