Family Guy No Cuts

A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

Handa na ang lahat, planado na ang lahat at ang mahabang listahan ng mga taong iimbitahan. May petsa na ang araw ng iyong kasal at pati na rin ang iyong wedding gown ay nakahanda na, isa nalang ang kulang... Ang lalaki na iyong pakakasalan. Wait....what?! Dahil sa isang tradisyon ng inyong pamilya, mapipilitan ka ngayong maghanap ng lalaki na papayag para pakasalan ka. Magiging madali ba ang lahat kung ang lalaki na iyong mapupusuan, ay isang bad boy at allergy sa mga babaeng kagaya mo? Mapapa-oo mo kaya ito sa iyong kagustuhan?

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

In a reality where fate governs all, one being was never meant to wake. Severence was a name long lost to time, a figure buried so deep in history that even the gods dared not speak of him. Yet, despite their efforts, he has awakened. Not by fate. Not by design. But by something else. He remembers everything. The battles he fought. The gods he defied. The moment he took up The Unmaking, a weapon that does not kill but erases. The war that should have ended with his existence vanishing forever. And yet, here he stands once more. Whole. Alive. Awake. But he does not know why. Cast adrift in a multiverse of endless worlds—where heroes wage war, where gods weave their schemes, where titans clash and destinies are written—Severence searches for an answer. Every world recoils at his presence. Every being, mortal or divine, whispers his name in terror. Every force in existence seems desperate to deny him the truth. Something woke him. Something brought him back. But why? From the burning battlefields of the Holy Grail War to the war-torn realms of gods and monsters, from futuristic dystopias to cosmic battlegrounds—Severence walks the path beyond fate, seeking the answer hidden even from him. And with each world, the whispers grow louder. "He has awakened." "The blade that unmakes walks once more." "Even the gods cannot escape its cut." Severence simply tightens his grip on The Unmaking. Let the gods tremble. Let the universes break. He will carve his own path—until he finds the truth. A/N:**The art used for the cover is AI generated.** A/N:**All other characters except the OG belong to their respective creators.** **This is a fanfic**

Lila Evadne's life is as composed as her music—until an invitation to her ex's wedding threatens to unravel everything. Lured to a secluded, private island for her past lover's nuptials, she only had two things in mind: the past and the future. Surrounded by her friends from high school, Charlie, a determined journalist and Rafe, a man with a hidden past of his own, Lila expected nothing but a weekend of forced politeness and distant memories. As the island grows more isolated with each passing day, strange things begin to happen. In the isolated paradise, no one is safe from the web of deception spun by Nathaniel’s obsessive desire to reclaim what he lost. Love, betrayal, and deadly secrets collide, leaving Lila with an impossible choice: escape the island—and the tangled web of her past—or face the consequences of a love that might just kill her.

As the world embrace the joy of Christmas, Diane dreads the season_a time that haunts her with painful memories. Christmas, once a symbol of love and family, has become a day she fears, the day everything she cherished was taken away. Why does Diane despise Christmas? What left her so broken? Can she ever overcome the shadows of her past? With a heart weighted down by grief and a relentless determination for justice, Diane embarks on a journey of love, lose, and revenge. She embarks on a journey to reclaim her family's legacy. Will she reclaim what is rightfully her's, or will the ghost of her trauma keeps her imprisoned forever?.

Summary: Haruto, an overworked and sleep-deprived novelist, finally finishes a novel after being forced to write 100 chapters in two days by his terrifying boss. Exhausted, he vows to start a new life—but before he can, he collapses and dies. Instead of finding peace in the afterlife, he wakes up in a mysterious white void, greeted by a seductive yet mischievous goddess named Alice. Alice reveals that Haruto left 50 of his past stories unfinished, and as punishment (or perhaps a twisted reward), she offers him a deal: he must enter his own unfinished stories and become the protagonist to complete them. If he succeeds, he can finally rest—or claim Alice as his reward. Thrown into the worlds of his own creation, Haruto must navigate dangerous adventures, face the characters he abandoned, and somehow finish his stories while dealing with Alice’s constant teasing. Will he survive his own plots, or will his own writing be the death of him… again?

From the dawn of time, the boundary between Heaven and Hell had been clearly fined. Once every thousand years, the Day of Judgement - the day when supreme justice is carried out, when the souls of mortals are judged, and when the order of the world is forever altered - takes place. The gates of Heaven always remain open for righteous souls, those who hold unwavering faith in the light. Meanwhile, sinners must pay the price for their crimes, cast into the depths of Hell, whether they want to deny or escaped from the truth. However, God is merciful to those who sincerely repent and strive to refairn from committing forbidden acts. They will be considered for absolution in the next Day of Judgement. Yet, it's difficult to abandon cruelty when it has seeped into one's very blood. From desperate attempts to escape Hell to uprisings in the mortal realm and even in Heaven, chaos was inevitable. Then they appeared - the first demons born from Hell - who made the choice to fight along side Heaven. And, of course, there were conditions. They crush the rebels, asserted dominance over them and gradually became the ruler of Hell. They came to be know as a family of fierce, determined and powerful Hellborn - yet ones who still retained their conscience - the Darker Family.

Pumayag si Matet sa kasunduan na ginawa ni Javi. Magpapanggap sila na mag-asawa sa loob ng 3 buwan para sa kapakanan ng Lola nito na may taning na ang buhay dahil sa sakit na kanser.Kapalit nito ay bibigyan sya ng malaking halaga bilang sahod nya sa mga buwan na pagpapanggap nilang mag-asawa. Dahil hindi pa naman sya kinokontak ng agency na pinag-aaplayan nya abroad (nag-apply sya bilang OFW sa bansang Turkey) at paubos na rin ang ipon nya kaya sya pumayag sa kasunduan. Nagkakilala sila ni Javi sa resort kung saan sila nagbakasyon ng 3 araw na magpamilya. Ito ang may ari ng resorts na yun. Inakala nya na tahimik ang buhay nito dahil sa mayaman ito pero mas magulo pa pala ito kesa sa kanyang buhay. Ngunit, sa likod ng kanilang pagpapanggap, may natuklasan sya, may mga lihim na interes ang pamilya ni Javi sa mga "family Heirlooms" na maaaring mamanahin kapag namatay na ang matandang donya. Ano kaya ang nakatagong sekreto sa "Family Heirlooms" na yun para pagkainteresan ng pamilya ni Javi?Paano kung mas may malalim pa na sekreto syang matuklasan? Ipagpatuloy pa ba niya ang kasunduan kung pati buhay nya ang nalalagay sa panganib o tatalikuran nya ito? Tutulungan nya itong malutas ang misteryo sa likod ng "Family Heirlooms" na yun?

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... About a dog with a dream... In a monster populated planet filled with different beasts there is one beast who reins supreme. This beast, a half man, half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! To do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses across the galaxy and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone however, so he leaves his home to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." "HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* Aaaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator. The name's Spike Dogtooth and this is my story!

What will Summers do when her past , she ran away from finally chatchs up with her. In the from of a man she is dating. Wil she ran away from him or will she stay with him and solve her problems for once. Summer is convinced by her friends to go on a blind date they set up. when the blind date doesn't go ass planed summer meets Marcos who is waiting for his brother and a restaurant. How will Marcos react when he finally meets the woman that changed his life and the woman he is promised her hand in marriage.

Orion Windwood died betrayed, condemned without trial, and executed before the crowd. However, instead of disappearing, she wakes up in the past—on the day of her mother and twin sister Arian’s funeral. Now, with her memories intact and a second chance, she is forced to take Arian’s place in a world where danger lurks in every shadow. Her aunt, Gabriela Caldwell, covets the Seal of the Gods, a power meant for Arian that never arrived. Ethan Solaris, the crown prince who sentenced her to death in her past life, begins to notice that the "Arian" who has returned is not the same. And Lucian Eldrit, Arian’s former fiancé, seeks answers that could uncover the truth about her identity. As she navigates the treacherous ambitions of the nobility, Orion must uncover why she was brought back, what secrets the Seal of the Gods holds, and who is truly pulling the strings of her fate. But one thing is certain—this time, she refuses to die without a fight.

The World ended in fires and screams. Civilization fell, Entire Cities got wiped out. Survival is the only law left in a world filled with monsters. Ethan doesn't believe in miracles-only in bullets,blades and the will to live on. But when Ethan stumbles upon a frail girl who shouldn't have survived this long then everything changes. She knows something the monsters fear. And now Ethan has a choice- Either to stay the lone wolf that he has always been or be part of something bigger. Mercy is a weakness in a world where Gods are long dead. But maybe-just maybe there's hope, If He is willing to bleed for it.

A writer’s flawed work was what Lin always got annoyed at. The protagonist’s golden finger was too broken, the villains were all easily defeated with a pinky, and such. He tries to point it out to the writer but everyone just thinks of him as a hater. One day, a screen popped in front of him. “Go inside and fix the novel? Y/N”

Haruto Sato is a lonely Tokyo writer who died surrounded by 350 half-finished books (yikes). A sassy goddess who looks like his old characters gives him a harsh deal: *Finish all your abandoned stories, or get erased forever—even that cringe fanfic you hid in 1998.* Reborn as random side characters in his own messy worlds, Haruto’s stuck with a buggy “game system” that roasts him nonstop. Skills include *surviving deadly hits 10% of the time* and *making enemies pause to hear his bad jokes*. His first mission? Fix *Sky Samurai*, his edgy samurai-vs-dragons story, except he’s now the hero’s brother… who’s supposed to die in chapter two. Oops. Between fighting dragons with a butter knife (don’t ask) and hacking robots in his half-written cyberpunk mess, Haruto sneaks back to Earth to eat ramen and awkwardly befriend Aiko, his neighbor who thinks he’s just a weird guy with “vitamin issues.” Over time, he learns to write better characters (no more naming elves *Glitterbutt*), makes a grandma librarian cry happy tears, and realizes stories aren’t about perfect endings—they’re about fixing your mistakes. The goddess? She’s just a tired book nerd who wanted him to stop being a hermit. In the end, Haruto opens a café, finishes ALL his books, and maybe (finally) asks Aiko out. But when a kid hands him a new story to read, he grins: *“Let’s see what you’ve got.”* **Basically:** A funny, heartfelt story about a guy who sucks at finishing things… until he gets a second chance to fix his life *and* his terrible drafts.

I never thought I'd be important. Just an ordinary guy in a world of heroes, royals, and ancient bloodlines. But one day, I got caught up in something way bigger than me, a war between different kingdoms, gods who don’t care about us, and monsters that shouldn’t exist. I wasn’t chosen by fate. I didn’t have special blood. I wasn’t the son of some legendary warrior. I was just… me. But I made friends. People stronger, smarter, and braver than I could ever be. And I promised to never let them down. So when the world started falling apart, I did what I always do, I made stupid decisions, ran straight into danger, and refused to die. If the world needed a hero, it wasn’t gonna be me. But if my friends needed someone to believe in them, to stand beside them even when things got impossible… well, that I could do. This is my story. The story of The Last Ordinary Guy.

Fae kesal bukan main pada pemuda yang baru saja tinggal di sebelah rumahnya. Saat baru pindah saja, dia sudah berani menyemprotkan air ke wajah Fae yang sedang mengangkat jemuran pakaiannya. Sialnya, pemuda itu malah menertawai Fae habis-habisan dan berkata, "Salam kenal, tetangga baru. Oh ya, tadi aku lihat ada tanktop berwarna pink. Punyamu, ya?" Sialaaaan! Lagian, rambut pemuda itu kok berwarna oranye? Oranye, lho! Memangnya dia idol? Sudah kesal bercampur malu begitu, eh tahu-tahunya besok paginya Fae melihat pemuda itu masuk ke dalam kelasnya dan memperkenalkan diri sebagai anak baru. Dengan senyum lebarnya, pemuda itu berkata, "Hai. Perkenalkan, namaku Riel Orion. Panggil aku Riel, ya. Oh ya, aku bertetangga dengan Fae. Salam kenal." Jadi, di musim gugur itu, Riel datang kepada Fae secara tiba-tiba...dan membawa sejuta rahasia bersamanya.

"Life sucks, seriously!" ***************** "Walking down this path, I cannot provide for my family" Looks up, as the clouds in the sky drifts away, he considers earning by doing illegal stuff. He shakes his head as soon as he remembers his family. He walks towards his home which his father left behind, 'Ding!' a notification appears in front of him.

Tom, lucky investor and new rich guy, made a big mistake, then another, and another... resulting in his predicament of having a family of 4 wifes and 5 kids. follow his life as he tries to survive and take care of his new family. . . . this story is not realistic and has many aspects that might get a lot of criticism, I'm just writing this cause I couldn't get the plot and ideas out of my head, so if u don't like it, or u feel offended by it, please know that this is in no way how I see the world, but just a fantasy born from my bizarre brain.

An old man who was a former apartheid regime soldier has lost everyone in the family. He decided to look for a last member of his family who was a little girl born to a black woman whom the father is his son.