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Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ
WillSM268 · 122.9K Views

Little Goliath

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)
THADDEOUSSo7 · 4.2K Views

Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A-穿成古代愚孝文渣A

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.
Memes_Ki_Duniya · 1K Views

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels [穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a]

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan
Memes_Ki_Duniya · 820 Views

The Radiant Ascendancy Chronicles

Jackson Ryder is a model student studying at Hoover Crest High School in Hoover, Alabama. With a flawless academic record and a passion for knowledge, Jackson's life seems perfect, at least on the surface. But deep down, he feels an unshakeable void that no amount of straight-A grades can fill. Despite his academic success, Jackson yearns for something more. Every time he walks past the football field, he longs to be out there, leading his team to victory as a star player. But his dream seems impossible with his thin frame, geeky demeanor, and reliance on spectacles. Everything changes one fateful evening when Jackson chances upon the Solar Heartstone, a mystical relic with the power to harness Sun Qi. As the stone bonds with him, Jackson unlocks the secrets of the Eternal Radiance Scripture, a cultivation technique that allows him to utilize Sun Qi for personal growth and strength. As he delves into the teachings of the Eternal Radiance Scripture, Jackson undergoes a remarkable transformation. His once-frail body becomes robust and athletic, and his vision improves, freeing him from his dependence on spectacles. Now armed with newfound strength and confidence, Jackson is determined to pursue his dream of becoming a football star. Balancing his academic commitments with the rigorous demands of the sport, he continues to cultivate his abilities using the Solar Heartstone, his efforts destined for greatness on the football field.
Mujunel_the_Mystic · 47.8K Views

Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
DamnPlotArmor · 2M Views

Chrono Charmer: A Timeless Harem Odyssey

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it
latheef_shaik · 21.8K Views

My Mommy is a Priestess

A deity who works in a company but always attacks with gossip. Zelena Henderson, as a single mother, no one believes she's 30 years old when she looks younger than her age. Gossips circulate her apartment building, saying she gave birth to her twin when she was 15 and now dating random men in the city. However, she only shrugs her shoulder. Why would she care about this kind of gossip? No one knew her story. All she lives for is to survive and offer comfort to her twins, the center of her life: Janus and Aisha. For her, mortals are just ignorant of making up stories, not knowing who she is behind a MASK. • • • ZELENIA, Goddess of Moon. Violating the PRIESTESS SYSTEM, she did not regret a single thing. However, she must run away from the Celestial Universe to keep her children by her side. Living in the human world, she struggled to fit in, and she crosses people whose habit is to judge other lives... As time passes by, Zelenia grows fond of and loves the mortals. Meeting different Earthen individuals, she admires their capabilities to survive without having magic or power like the one she possesses. However, there is a reality she cannot hide from forever, but she has to face it. Excerpt: "Janus, Aisha... Let's go. It is time to meet your father," I told my children. Janus rides his Familiar, Lionel, and Aisha does the same with her Familiar, Sora. I wield my sword; a portal opens toward Niflheim Mountain, and tens fold of thousands of Dark Armies are waiting for me as I announce my arrival. * * * ENTRY to WPC 121: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SINGLE PARENTHOOD (Winner of Bronze Tier) Ongoing Novels: HIS CONTRACTUAL MISTRESS BURNING PASSION MY STUBBORN MISTRESS Follow me on Instagram and Facebook Page for videos, memes, and photos of the characters! instagram.com/eliseelleneth facebook.com/elise86elleneth Discord: https://discord.gg/8Uq28ef Happy Reading! (Disclaimer: Art credits to the owner. Found it on Pinterest. ^_^)
Elise_Elleneth · 145.9K Views

Mythical Droid Academy

With the Almighty Guardian System that was accidentally discovered by the Five Great Pioneers, almost every human has a droid that was given to them since they were born to be their guardian. However, some people were given a mythical droid that was based on the myths that exist on Earth. Unlike ordinary droids, mythical droids have the ability to fight with extraordinary destructive power. Therefore, the Five Great Pioneers decided to build an academy called Mythical Droid Academy to train those who were given mythical droids with the aim of preventing them from doing anything they please and becoming a threat to the world. Edgar Hoover was one of those who received a mythical droid. On his 18th birthday, he received an invitation to attend the Mythical Droid Academy. Unlike others who aim to learn how to use their mythical droid powers properly, he aims to uncover the secrets behind the Mythical Droid Academy and the Almighty Guardian System. Will he be able to uncover the secrets behind the Mythical Droid Academy and the Almighty Guardian System? What secrets are the Five Great Pioneers hiding from the world? Find the answer by reading this book! #Disclaimer: Everything in this book is just fiction based on the author's imagination with a few real elements added. The similarities in people's names, place names, and so on are just coincidences. #Author Words: Science is power and what comes with power is greed. Those who study science without being accompanied by the ability to resist greed will only fall into it and become one of those who are consumed by it. Then, what if those people who were consumed were out there and became the rulers? You already know the answer without an explanation.
Afishonally · 1.3K Views
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