Sasuke Roasts Kakashi

Yun Jiu was an ace special agent, but after escaping from her organization, she ended up transmigrating into the body of a girl called Yun Chujiu. And she was... the weirdest girl in Ye City... Useless, ugly, trash who can't cultivate, ungrateful wretch who backstabbed her adopted family for the enemy family. But excuse me, I'm ugly?! I'll turn into a butterfly and blind all of you with my beauty! I'm TRASH?! I have celestial lightning in my hands! I'll roast all of you to a crisp! I'll walk across the lands with my sharp tongue as my weapon, and you can all fawn over me! But a certain supreme lord just held his weapons and cut down all of the people who admire her... And a certain girl just smiled. "If you cut down my admirers, I'll destroy your admires. We're both evil wretches, if we're together, aren't we just a match made in hell?" 　　

Kakashi had lived his whole life with his mother, Ako and sister, Tokah in a barrier. Each time they asked their mother, why they have to stay in the barrier, she always reply them by saying that the world is a dangerous place and it's too dangerous for special people like him and his sister. One day, their home was invaded by some unknown men, the next day. Even though his sister was able to escape, his mother was killed right in front of him and he was kidnapped to be use for some experiments. Kakashi was able to escape years later after the building collapsed and was saved by an academy that trains people with powers. Kakashi decided to join them as a means of finding his sister and in a quest for revenge. It's slow pace from the beginning, so please be patient. This book might contain bloodshed and sometimes erotic moments, so please beware.

Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother. "My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!" He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options: "1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed)." "2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient)." "3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast)." "Tell me," Finn said with a mouthful of delicious roasted lamb, "do I really have a choice here?"

Alexander found himself in the world of Naruto. His soul merged and tangled with the Kakashi Hatake, right after the events of the Kyuubi Attack. After regaining his composure Alexander resolves himself to gain real strength, reaching Kakashi's true potential in strength and beyond, affecting the plots of the story to his benefit and becoming the most feared and influential ninja in the world. (A/N) This fanfiction is a complete rewrite of 'Strongest Kakashi' I happen to like that story but I couldn't get over how poorly put together the story was so I decided to remake it in my image. It won't be the complete same, as there will be original arcs, characters, etc. but for the most part, I'm keeping what I liked and getting rid of the bad while adding needed grammatical changes.

In a future where Rifts unleash monsters upon the world, humanity’s survival depends on awakeners—individuals born with the ability to fight back. Eren Vale, broke and powerless, wasn’t supposed to be one of them. But after losing his best friend to a Rift, Eren awakens a mysterious System that offers him immense power at a cost: the Abyssal Devourer. --- Eren: "Wait, wait, wait. Let’s make one thing clear—I didn’t ask for this System. It forced itself on me. And it’s the most annoying thing in my life, second only to this author." A/N: "Annoying? I gave you the power to literally eat your enemies and grow stronger!" Eren: "Yeah, and you also gave me a System that roasts me 24/7, made me an F-Rank, and sent me to fight goblins with a glorified butter knife. What’s next? Fighting a dragon with a toothpick?" A/N: "Character growth, Eren. You’ll thank me later." --- Armed with Devour, a skill that allows him to consume enemies and evolve, Eren ventures into deadly dungeons to grow stronger. But power draws attention: the Association mistrusts him, hunters mock him, and a cult whispers of Zarketh, a Sovereign Beast capable of ending the world. With betrayals, assassins, and a snarky System, Eren must fight to uncover the truth behind the Rifts and his own abilities—before Zarketh descends. --- Eren: "Truth? You mean the fact that you don’t even know why the System chose me? Admit it—you’re winging this." A/N: "That’s rich coming from the guy who forgot to buy health potions before fighting the Goblin Chief." Eren: "Because you made me poor!" Editor: "Shut up, you both. Let him finish the synopsis." --- Packed with action, humor, and unexpected twists, God of Humans is a thrilling ride where power comes at a cost and survival means rewriting destiny. Will Eren rise to become humanity’s protector, or will the System consume him first? Eren: "Finally. Though if you have questions, just comment , and I’ll personally set the record straight." A/N: "Or you could ask me—" Editor: "I said shut up!" A/N: "I post 2 times weekly, Sunday and Wednesd-" Editor: "Shut upp!!"

By a stroke of fate, Uchiha reincarnated as a rock and sets out on a grand quest to head for the hot spring. Fanfic

A few days ago, Sasuke found himself in a new world, a world that is nearly identical to his yet different. With no money, food and a job, he was rented by Professor Ayanokoji to keep an eye on his son. Thus, Sasuke attended Advanced Nurturing High School and started his new life. Sasuke will also be in Class 1-B. He is also a lot different from the cannon Sasuke we know in Naruto. He is basically Charasuke and Sasuke in one body. Don't worry I will explain his backstory. Just know he is ruthless but still have the perverted side of Charasuke. Also this is a Classroom of the elite story which will have chakra as a system of power, so yeah all characters can use stuff such as ninjustu, genjustu and blah blah blah

tras haber sellado a Kaguya "La diosa conejo" en Naruto con ayuda de Sasuke, sakura y kakashi y haber liberado a todos del "tsukuyomi infinito". Naruto y Sasuke fueron a "Valle del fin" para resolver para saber cual es la verdadera forma de salvar el mundo. Tras haber chocado sus últimos ataques, donde los dos murieron en el proceso. en un lugar oscuro donde no había fin se encontraba Naruto donde se encontraría con un viejo conocido, que le contaría que le iba a pasar algo muy grande con el y su nueva vida con regalos y ayuda de familia, viejos amigos, nuevos conocidos y antiguos ¿enemigos? como el nuevo Dios Shinobi. Aclaraciones: Los personajes de naruto, naruto shippuden, highschooldxd, de otros animes y películas no me pertenecen si no a su respectivos creadores

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

Did you know that the flesh of the little demon boasts a protein content six times that of beef, capable of providing an individual with their daily hydration needs? Its tender texture is infused with various vitamins, making it suitable for stewing, roasting, frying, or grilling, and it is renowned for its beautifying properties. This green and healthful delicacy has garnered fervent admiration from the aristocracy of Byronwell, with numerous demon hunters amassing wealth through the trade of little demon jerky, despite many of these offerings being fraudulent, comprised of the flesh of wretched fiends. However, Alan wishes to convey that he would rather consume a mouthful of weeds than swallow even a morsel of little demon meat. Because… the taste is reminiscent of excrement.

In a world where martial arts reign supreme, the tale of "The Supreme Master of Celestial Swordsmanship" follows the journey of a young, unassuming swordsman named Zhang Wei. Born in a humble village, Zhang Wei possesses an extraordinary natural talent for swordsmanship that surpasses the greatest warriors. However, he is unaware of the deep, ancient bloodline that runs through his veins—one tied to the legendary Celestial Swordsmanship, a mystical technique said to grant its wielder ultimate power and mastery over the elements. When his village is destroyed by a powerful sect seeking to control the secrets of the Celestial Sword, Zhang Wei embarks on a quest for vengeance and self-discovery. Along the way, he encounters powerful allies and deadly foes, including the enigmatic Lady Xian, a master swordswoman with a tragic past, and Wang Zhen, a rival swordsman consumed by greed and ambition. Together, they uncover the lost teachings of the Celestial Sword, but they also draw the attention of dark forces intent on harnessing its power. As Zhang Wei trains under the ancient martial arts masters scattered across the lands, he begins to unlock the true potential of the Celestial Sword, becoming a symbol of hope and a beacon of strength for those who fight for justice. But as his power grows, so too does the burden of his destiny. To defeat the corrupt sect and prevent the world from falling into darkness, Zhang Wei must make the ultimate sacrifice, facing both inner and external battles that test his spirit, honor, and the very essence of the sword.

A Life of Parallels! The Original World’s Sasuke: Deceived by Uchiha Itachi, misled by Uchiha Obito, and brainwashed by successive Hokage, he remained oblivious to the truth. Throughout his journey, he relied on the path laid out by Itachi and the power boosts from the Sage of Six Paths. He sealed Kaguya to save the ninja world, only to leave Konoha alone in the end. With just one daughter, he faced the impending extinction of the Uchiha bloodline… The Parallel World’s Sasuke: He immersed himself in study and reflection, diligently searching for clues to uncover the truth and settle the score with all his enemies! He cultivated his own power, mastering sage techniques, gaining the Sage Body, Rinnegan, and the power of tailed beasts—ultimately even achieving the legendary Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan! With absolute strength, he unified the ninja world, vanquishing the Ōtsutsuki clan and bringing genuine peace to the realm, ushering in an era of interstellar exploration for the ninja world! With numerous wives and descendants, he single-handedly rebuilt the Uchiha clan… -------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I am not the author of this novel and hold no rights to the original work. This translation is created purely as a fan project for entertainment purposes only. No profit is being made from this translation, and while donations are highly appreciated to support future projects, they are not required. I encourage readers to support the original author and their work.^_^ If you’d like to support my future translations, you can donate via PayPal:https://paypal.me/MagicReader?country.x=PH&locale.x=en_US

What if Tsunade had a kid before the 3rd great shinobi war(kakashi's age). Genji is a reincarnated person but doesn't have there previous memory or experience, but mentally they are older. I do not own Naruto this is my first fanfic not a miracle story so expect bad writing, grammar, and story. I will upload on my free time and I will look at ideas in the comments so I can write the story. No hate comments I know writing and grammar is horrible so if you dont like story go read a other story or comment what I'm doing wrong. Hopefully you like the story.

Formally known as: "Reincarnated as Kakashi in a MHA Universe" Status: Currently on hold Reason: A lot of stuff are happening irl I'm currently trying to focus on that, not to mention forgetting a big chunk of MHA story, sorry about that. So only when I'm free or not mentally exhausted I'll start continuing again bit by bit but till then please be patient Martin lived his usual life happily until he died of unknown circumstances and has the option to go to heaven or reincarnate into a random world with his memories intact. God as and apology let him choose how he wants to look alike and at the last minute he said that power in the next world also will be given to him randomly and wished him good luck. After he woke up he saw a white haired woman holding him in her arms and says "Hello there little Kakashi I hope you're feeling well." while a nurse came in and said "Here's your meal Mrs Hatake and then come to get checked." At that moment he realized that he was reincarnated as Kakashi Hatake. ____________________________________________ There are a couple of other Naruto characters there but not much unless the majority requests to add more. It starts as sort of like 'slice of life' genre but when the story progresses enough there will be action too. I'm pretty new to this and English isn't my first language so if you see a word written wrong or in wrong form please inform me please. I recommend to read the first arc before you guys review cause first 2 chapters are for his sort of backstory and then childhood until chapter 10. And no this will not start OP or become instantly OP after a few days of training. Also the cover isn't mine either it's created by WIZYAKUZA originally Anyways guys enjoy ^•^

Sasuke: Give me back my Nissan sharingan.! ... A certain young man, by chance, crossed over to the Douluo Continent, bound to the stealing system! From now on, not only the treasures of the heavens and the world, the exercises... let him steal! You can also travel through the heavens. ......................................................... This is Chinese novel. Google translate I Author thank you for reading this this is just hobby of mine expect 10 chapter a week

Sakura felt like she was dying of shame.. Behind the TV he could see the exit door in the distance. What would happen if just that night Sasuke returned? She could almost see it, walking in to find a totally disgusting sight. His best friend's son and his wife, fucking like animals on the dining room table. She scared, but couldn't almost contain how good she felt. "Look at me, Sasuke-kun," she would say, lost in sensation, "this child does what you can't. Look at me, you damn bastard! Because of you, he has control of my desires." /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ |Boruto X Sakura | BoruSara | Light NaruSaku| NOTICE: Sakura is 37 and Boruto is 17. Strong adult content. If you do not agree with the age difference, or with the possible language, do not enter. WARNING: If you don't want to hate characters like Sakura Haruno, Boruto Uzumaki or Sasuke Uchiha, don't read. /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ people I hope you like, I also want to apologize for the possible spelling errors that English is not my first language

When I open my eyes, I see something different that is not from my World. The world is Imaginary, all characters are Imaginary, This this has nothing to do with real life.

Sasuke is what many would call a Loser Demon. He's fat, average looking, and worst of all, he has a short horn. Everyday during his adolescence, he was picked on and tormented for his many deficiencies. He decides to leave the place he grew up in, so that he could go to a new High School to get a fresh start. There, he realizes that this High School is not for normal kids. It's a school to test your strength as a Demon! Sasuke decides this is his best opportunity to change the way people look at him. His one demand... Respect! Join Sasuke and his newfound friends as they journey to take over the top spot at Demongate Academy... the Student Council President!

Springs and rivers of different flavors of fruit juice? A giant boar with a roasted and sizzling hot body? Turtle with cabbage-like shell and is edible? Flocks of sheep with sweet cotton candy wool? A big greasy tree with leaves made out of crispy bacon? In the era of unraveling the undiscovered taste of exquisite ingredients and imminent dangers. Meet Nil a broke young man from his world who died from a tragic and senseless death whose now reborn in this mysterious world as an aspiring battle chef who luckily stumbled upon a legacy of who knows who in the mysterious and delicious world of Gourmetopia. Join him as he paves his way as a newly enrolled student at the prestigious school of the River Fork University at the great Stew Republic of East! In this world where marketing, gourmet, and battle skills could decide the fate of a nation. What can a foreign 'system' do to help Nil reach his dreams to stand on top together on equal footing with the 10 food saints? The Gastro-Battle System!

this is an isekai based story, between sasuke and the world of percy jackson and dxd, there will be all the mythological gods, even if i don't mention them. I am creating this story with the intention of having fun and it may not even be in the chronological order of the movie, since I have not seen it 100%, I hope you like it.

Travel through the Hokage and reborn Sasuke! Gain heaven-defying Comprehension at the start! In the original world, Sasuke had a tragic life experience, his entire clan was wiped out, he was deceived by Itachi, brainwashed by Obito, and played with by applause, and everything was clearly arranged! On the spur of the moment, you will get a severe beating! In the end, he cut off his hand, carried everything on his back, and left Konoha alone. The Uchiha clan fell... Sasuke after rebirth. [You feel the movement of Chakra, have an insight, and create unlimited Chakra practice! 】 [You sense the operating rules of Sharingan, have an insight, and create a perfect bloodline pure method! 】 [You observe the Eight Inner Gates Formation, have an insight, and create a physical training method - Dao Star Nine Palaces! 】 [You learn the Five Attributes Chakra Nature Transformation, have an insight, and create the Yin and Yang Technique! 】 … Heaven-defying skills, supernatural powers, and escape techniques were created one after another! What is a genius? This is genius! In addition, Tsunade, Terumi Mei, Sunset Red...etc. will also bloom for me and revitalize Uchiha! In this life, I will control everything! Konoha Village? No, the entire ninja world must believe in Uchiha!

A Otaku fan of Naruto who retained all his memories for unknown reasons Transmigrated to the world of Naruto and became Naruto Uzumaki, the son of prophecy who could bring changes to the world. After meeting and accepting Uchiha Sasuke, whose character was not distorted by the genocide in his childhood, he resolutely changed his original idea of ​​​​acting steadily and following the original historical development trajectory. , destroy Danzo, subdue Orochimaru, and fight against the Akatsuki organization, just to break the death fate of our partners!Welcome to join the ① group, group number: 307685821 Now System! I am Translating It And Editing It Dont Own Naruto or This Fanfic.

In an unexpected twist, Sasuke Uchiha experiences an anomaly triggered by Obito's ill-fated Kamui attempt after the fateful clash with his brother Itachi, resulting in Itachi's tragic demise. Within Sasuke a secret countermeasure, Itachi's final gambit against Obito a space-time sealing technique. In which he dedicated years to the point of unhealthiness. Further shortening his lifespan, awakens, poised to enact its purpose. However, no technique is perfect when this enigmatic technique collides with Obito's Kamui, the unthinkable transpires a reality-bending event propels Sasuke Uchiha into the bewildering world of Jujutsu Kaisen. Now faced with the daunting task of navigating this alien world, Sasuke must grapple with the burning question: Just how far is he willing to go to return to his own reality and resurrect the Uchiha clan?

Qin, your average high schooler, went to bed late one night. When he woke up, he realized that he was in for some deep shit; really deep shit. In a new body. In a new world. With a new... system? ---------- Bad Guy #1: "Hey! Wake up!" ..... MC: "Stop! I'm not sexually oriented to the same sex!" *Ignored* ..... MC: "WOW! Look at that!" *Points at nothing in particular* Bad Guy #2: "Where? Where?" MC: "Sike!" *MC Disappears* ---------- Follow along as Qin rises up to challenge the heavens, defeating enemies, roasting people, and acting shamelessly (wait, no, he was born shameless). Armed with his [Legendary Decree], Qin dominates the world!- "If I see you once, I'll smack you!" "If I see you twice, I'll cripple you!" "If I see you thrice, I'll f*cking kill you!" ..... *Sorry for the interruption, but some exceptions will be made. The aforementioned rules shall be revised in favor of those that piss me off a lot the first time. They shall be... killed instantly. Of course, this decree is only for men. Women (only hot ones) with minor misdemeanors shall be subjugated and converted to the MC's cause. Thank you and have a nice day* ..... The Boys: "What the HELL? That is so unfair!" ----------

Isamu Tatsuageru is the last known survivor of her clan. She is also the first born and heir chieftain. Her home was destroyed during a raid as she got out just barely with her life. She heads to the Hidden Leaf Village to start a new life as the 3rd Hokage takes her in. They place her in the ninja academy to see if she has any valuable skills to provide. She goes through her training and stages. Isamu returns home after a long solo mission. Now 21 she is returning to her home village and meets up with Kakashi her lifelong friend. She is placed as the second leader of Team 7 and is expected to help train them to become chunin. This is an action packed romance between Isamu OC and Kakashi Hatake...will their friendship turn into more? Will Isamu be able to control her clan's secret upon her return?

Aiko moves to Konoha looking for a job and becomes a babysitter for Naruto. But what happens when she meets a certain man who is the brother of Sasuke, Naruto’s best friend. Read to find out.. - This story contains sexual content. - I do not own any of the Naruto characters. They all belong to the rightful owner. - This story will not follow the plot of the anime/manga. - Modern AU. - I own the storyline.

A guy transmigrated as Sasuke and set his goal to kill the gods.

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