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Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

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Kalea Orlin Lovaata is a poor girl who only lives with her mother, who is an alcoholic and has a mental illness. Her life is miserable only because she looks very similar to her mother's ex-husband, who cheated on her 12 years ago and left them both. No matter how much work she does, she still cannot fulfill all her current needs. Out of desperation, Kalea thinks of asking for help from her famous college friend with a myriad of bad rumors following him. "The job is very easy, you just need to accompany someone shopping or something like that. Quickly, a large sum of money will come into your bank account." "Really?" "Yes, I'll arrange a meeting with him if you agree." Without thinking, Kalea agreed. Little did she know, however, that the job waiting for her was to become a sugar baby for a young businessman named Arthur Jefferson. She would have to satisfy his lust, including sacrificing her virginity just for the sake of money.

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Captain Joe Bower, Berryville’s seasoned captain, starts receiving anonymous letters that hint at unsolved crimes from the past. The letters, meticulously detailed and eerily accurate, lead Joe on a twisted journey through a series of cold cases that have haunted their city and surrounding cities for years. The messages not only unveils a new piece of the puzzle but also exposes the dark underbelly of the city he thought he knew.

(CONTAINS R18+ CONTENT) Enemies to lovers- check Slow burn- check A cute naughty dog- check Spice? (The author is keeping her mouth zipped) No third-party breakup or misunderstanding. But there are lots of banter and witty comebacks. (The story is planned to be around 200 chapters. No drag) Mu Yiren I never imagined I'd be faking a relationship with my biggest enemy—the untamed, ridiculously charming Feng Junjie, known throughout the city as the "golden boy" of business and a billionaire playboy with a reputation for breaking hearts. But when he dangles a life-changing offer in front of me, the kind that could secure my inheritance, I find myself agreeing to be his "girlfriend." But the thing is….. What if I start seeing the real him? Pretending to be Junjie’s devoted partner is like walking on a razor's edge. He’s everything I can’t stand—sexy, cocky, and devilish, and yet a sweetheart by heart that leaves me flustered by his actions. I know better than to fall for a man like him; my mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s has convinced me to never fall in love. But Junjie isn't just any man. Beneath his easygoing charm is an intensity that leaves me breathless, and he knows exactly how to crack through the walls I have built around me, awakening a passion I never felt before. JUNJIE I need my life back. A sorry attempt at love had me question everything and forced me away from my brothers. Since my ‘ex best friend’s’ constant accusations had gotten out of control, I might as well pretend to date someone and shut her mouth. My definition of a fake date- Beautiful, sexy, tempting…..umm…. insufferable, annoying, and with a mouth that won’t stop running. The mouth with red lipstick. The mouth I want to…. This arrangement was supposed to be simple: fake dating, clear boundaries, no feelings. But the more he plays the role of her devoted partner, the more the lines between fake and real start to blur. And now, he’s no longer sure where the act ends and his true feelings begin. The catch? Mu Yiren doesn’t believe in love. And she certainly doesn’t believe a man like Feng Junjie is capable of anything but heartbreak. But Feng has never been one to follow the rules. Boundaries? He’s about to break them. Deals? They were made to be rewritten. He’s going all in, and this time, he’s not playing pretend. ******* "Are you saying you'd let any man get this close?" "ABSOLUTELY NO!" The words burst out of me, too quick, too honest. His smirk deepens. "Tell me, if I leave you like this, all wound up and aching, will you be sneaking off to use one of your little toys?" "Yes," "Tell me, were you waiting for me to initiate something this past week?" he tugs my shorts more and kisses my navel. My heart hammers and my voice comes out shaky. "N-No." I won't give him the satisfaction of knowing he's right. He chuckles darkly. "Wrong answer. Let's try again." ****

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the fuck is up with that description in your novel?” someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know!

In the city of Ridgewood a city of 160,000 people and soon they will be haunted by a killer. Who is the killer? Who is going to bring him to justice? All of that will be answered by one detective Jacob Collins a rookie and Michael Hensley a veteran.

Danman Uuam, a powerful being born directly from reality, is a member of the Captain's Guild and one of its 7 captains. Unbeknownst to him, he is the prophet foretold by Ra'al, a dark mage who predicted the coming of Doom. As the story unfolds, Danman will eventually discover his true nature and the catastrophic fate that awaits the world.

a Sci-fi story about a group of friends enlisting in a space navy. somewhere between star treks exploration based setting and space operas. ( this book is currently a closed project willing to reopen if there is interest.)

Fourteen years of war nearly destroyed the world. Seven years of peace have barely held it together. The Seven Nation Army, forged from the ashes of World War III, stopped the bloodshed and vowed to protect the fragile balance. But peace has a price—and not everyone is willing to pay it. A shadow looms over the fractured world. The New World Order, a ruthless organization born of chaos, plots to tear apart the fragile ceasefire. Their vision? Burn the old world to the ground and rebuild it on their terms. At the forefront of this conflict, Bravo Squad stands as humanity's shield. Led by Captain Sohel Choudhury, callsign "Ghost," this elite unit faces a daunting task: unravel the NWO's plans before the world is plunged into World War IV. But trust is scarce, alliances are fickle, and the battlefield is no longer confined to nations—it’s everywhere. Victory isn’t guaranteed, but failure means the end of everything. — “If taking one life can save a thousand, we have to pull the trigger. If that one life is at the end of your barrel, and you won't be able to take the shot, leave this room right now. Because if you don't take the shot, your enemy will. And he won't hesitate. I assembled you here to win a war, not to turn all of you into cannon fodder.” Sohel took a deep breath and looked out over his squad. “Now, let me ask again, does anybody want to leave? Does anyone here think that he'd not be able to pull the trigger?” The room buzzed with one synchronized sound, “No, sir.”

Jeanne was told she needs to go out and have fun after a breakup so her friend, Ilse, set her up with a blind date.

Victar Willeam is the exiled son of King Sungartas, Emperor of the Empire of Sun. Once known as Leyu Sungartas, the rightful heir to the throne, Leyu was stripped of his title and cast away, left to live under a new identity—Victar Willeam. Living in the distant corners of the world, far from the grandeur of the capital, Victar has learned to blend in as a commoner, adopting a new persona to survive. He wants to live a normal life now as a commoner and not a prince. The situation becomes dire when his younger brother, Aleric Sungartas, is named the new heir to the throne. Aleric, though charismatic and well-liked, is a man who lacks the wisdom or compassion required to rule. His unchecked ambition and thirst for power threaten to plunge the Empire into chaos, straining alliances, igniting rebellion, and leading the people into darkness. If Aleric ascends to the throne, it will be catastrophic—not only for the kingdom but for the entire continent. Victar, despite his estrangement from his father and the throne, is the empire's only hope. He is seen as a Messiah by the Faith of the Pointed Star, a religious group that believes he holds the key to restoring balance to the land. But Victar is skeptical of their prophecy. He does not believe in his divine destiny. All he wants is to dethrone Aleric and put someone on the throne that is responsible and worthy he himself does not want to be the Emperor.

The golden bachelor Qin Chuan is reborn in 1995, a time where ideals and reality intertwine. Towering smokestacks belch out thick black smoke, the sky is tangled with chaotic power lines, and low-rise buildings stand in uneven rows. The trolleybus creaks under the weight of its load, while street vendors, thin and weary, peddle their goods. On campus, students are full of youthful passion, singing with abandon, and the last traces of innocence and shyness can be seen on the faces of boys and girls. Qin Chuan feels the heartbeat of this era, intoxicated by it, and begins to write his own chapter in the story of his life.

Will wakes up one day with a Dating Sim Choice System that's sole goal is to help him achieve his happy ending, but the only problem is that the system has a personality that would even put the Devil to shame. Follow the story of Will as he tries to navigate the thing called 'Love' while being forced to make choices that could turn his life upside down.

What would you do if one day you woke up having forgot all your memories? Well then you dont have to as we can welcome Leo and his adventures on the waters of Akili. With a mysterious past and a very carefree personality how will our poor Leo survive on the dangerous place that is the ocean? Maybe there might even be more than just water included in this spicy adventure to the point you may even lose your breath. Get it? Im so funny Rated Pg-13 I guess. I suck at this

A girl whose parents sent her to earth to protect her. Will she able to escape from the clutches of the government and scientists who want to perform experiments on beings like her (supernatural) or land in enemy territory. Or will she finally be united with her parents and her beloved people?

In the year 3070, a failed military experiment plunged the world into chaos, leaving humanity on the brink of extinction. As the remnants of civilization fight to stay alive, a controversial dating app offers a lifeline to the survivors. This app, however, takes a deadly turn when the once mindless zombies start to evolve—with sharpened instincts and an eerie intelligence. These reanimated predators now form organized attacks, targeting humanity’s last hope through the very system that was meant to connect them. In this high-stakes, post-apocalyptic world, trust is a luxury, betrayal is inevitable, and romance is as deadly as the zombies themselves. Will you swipe left on humanity’s last hope, or will you run?

"Congratulations, you have been chosen as host of the Doki Doki Dating System!" He was someone who could barely talk to a woman, but then he suddenly received a dating system. Did that mean his life would change? But why don't these girls seem like they're from a dating system? Will he be able to escape with his life? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

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Eve Rosewild is no stranger to power. As the CEO, she commands rooms, turns heads, and crushes rivals without blinking an eye. But when her ex-fiancé’s wedding turns into an unexpected spectacle, she finds herself in the company of Arsh Winewood, an enigmatic tech magnate with a reputation as ruthless as her own. Arsh thrives on control. He’s a man who bends the world to his will, one hostile takeover at a time. But being dragged into Eve’s chaotic plan to humiliate her ex? That wasn’t on his schedule. What starts as a moment of annoyance quickly spirals into something far more intriguing when he realizes they share more than sharp tongues and sharper minds, they both have something to gain. As shadows of ambition, betrayal, and unspoken desires loom over them, Eve and Arsh must decide, can they trust each other in a world where trust is a weakness? Or will their mutual hunger for dominance destroy them both before they can uncover what they truly want? In a game where hearts are as dangerous as power plays, nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

Synopsis: "When the war is over, we'll get married and I'll grow flowers like you, and our story will be one of the most beautiful love tales in the universe." A letter found in the pocket of a dead soldier; Captain Jungkook Jeon, 1895. This AU (ff) is written by @ARTSEOULVK in twitter. I just writting it for the people who don't use twitter and want to read this masterpiece. And also cause her account is deactivated now so yeah enjoy! Thank you. Ps. The book cover does not belong to me nor does the novel.

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Little Zain was peaceful living with his family in happiness, this kept on going for a while until when they stepped into the house! Zain father, Mr Green left the house to join the other mages in eliminating a powerful beast along with some mages, while he was happy he survived, he went home only to start wishing he was dead. Zain was lying dead on the floor soaked in his own blood. His mind shattered but he figured out a way to reincarnate his son. He then ran away along with his family to a village across the human settlement to stay. It was at that point everything changed, Zain changed and reality broke it's back bone because Zain took the tide. He is one of a kind and was born into a powerful bloodline, born to achieve great things. But death changed every thing....... And he ended up changing reality.

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang failed to go on a blind date, he was bound to the love assistance system! As long as you increase a girl's favorability towards you, you can get various generous rewards! In the afternoon, I met with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the plump and charming wife, Shen Lang casually praised: "You are so young, sister!" The landlady had a smile as bright as a flower, with wisps of blush appearing on her face. She was shy but happy and said: "Young man, you are not ashamed. I am almost 40, I am getting old!" At this time, the system gives three answers. What is your answer? 1: Are you 40 years old? That's awesome, at this age I would have died! 2: You are not old at all. You are still young when you fight with me in the future! 3: It’s true, sister, you are a beauty who is unbeatable with time. You are old because of your age, but you are beautiful because of your person!

William Scott, a soldier, returned to the city with the goal to live the rest of his life peacefully. He would practice the lifestyle of a retired person. However, his mother set him up on blind dates time and again. Unwilling to keep up with her arrangements, he was left with no choice but to pretend to be in a relationship with Yvette Quinn, a female CEO who was also forced by her parents to go on blind dates. To his surprise, this was only the beginning of many troubles to come. Before he could get to settling those troubles, he first needed to sort out an even more pressing problem. The girl looked at him and asked, “Take a guess. Am I the elder cousin or the younger cousin? As my boyfriend, you should be able to differentiate between the two of us, right?” His contract girlfriend was so unprofessional. Although they had an agreement, she was always asking her younger cousin to take her place and pretend to be her around him. What should he do about that?

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Leo was living a boring life until he received a notification on his cellphone. [Otherwordly Dating App has been installed.] He found it weird when he saw it, but he skill clicked on it where things got even weirder. The app was asking usual questions that any app would ask like age, gender, where he came from, etc. However, everything changed once he finished his profile and that the matching process began. [Matching Completed] [Moving to planet EB-17] When Leo opened his eyes, there was a beautiful elf just like he had seen in the movies standing right before him. “Hm…you’re even cuter than I thought~!” The elf cutely muttered. ----------- Join my patreon for free to see some NSFW Illustrations of my characters! Link: patreon.com/NightWolfX_ Join my discord - https://discord.gg/phj5Z2Wz