Book Humor

Kim Mugen encounters a dark man in the alleyway, before he can say anything, the dark man begins telling Kim a story. “How a man once picked up an empty, blank book, once the man opened up the book he disappeared… entirely”. After the strange man told Kim the story, Kim ran away but when he looked back to see the strange man, he couldn’t see him… almost as if he had disappeared…. almost as he never existed…. Running to school, Kim found an empty cover book, he stood in disbelief and decided to open the book, in the book, Kim sees that the first page was moving, where he can feel the breeze that’s was coming out of the moving page, the book fell…. not a person in sight… the book haven’t even move an inch and Kim… he was gone… almost as if he had disappeared into a new world… A world where anything can happen, a world where a book can become both reality and fictional… What will Kim faced in this new world?

“Robert must be told,” Ned said. “If what you say is true, if even a part of it is true, the king must hear it for himself.” “And what proof shall we lay before him? My words against theirs? My little birds against the queen and the Kingslayer, against his brothers and his council, against the Wardens of East and West, against all the might of Casterly Rock? Pray, send for Ser Ilyn directly, it will save us all some time. I know where that road ends.” “Yet if what you say is true, they will only bide their time and make another attempt.” “Indeed they will,” said Varys, “and sooner rather than later, I do fear. You are making them most anxious, Lord Eddard. But my little birds will be listening, and together we may be able to forestall them, you and I.” He rose and pulled up his cowl so his face was hidden once more. “Thank you for the wine. We will speak again. When you see me next at council, be certain to treat me with your accustomed contempt. You should not find it difficult.” He was at the door when Ned called, “Varys.” The eunuch turned back. “How did Jon Arryn die?” “I wondered when you would get around to that.” “Tell me.” “The tears of Lys

List of Books I will be reading on Qidian.

"Right now, you are the best version of yourself. 'Why?' Because... You're alive." Humanity is on the brink of a new era. Freedom is a luxury, one that is becoming scarce, and when faced with it all, does the world need a liberator? Or a person who finds that freedom themself? Karlos Lippe is a young man who's forced by fate to dance to that question. Leaving his monotonous yet fulfilling life, he travels with a silver haired companion to seek out belonging in a tumultous world entering Industrial Revolution. Dotting the lands like stars in the night sky, Neuromancers are those who have harnessed the power of constellations, Psyche. Their use of Talismans, Rituals, Powers, and Ideals create a webs of conflict that entangles the pair and their journey. When that happens, try to follow them. Because at the end of it all, this story is about perspective. So it's up to you to decide how to perceive it.

The Book Of Legends. A mystical of unknown proportions, with knowledge foretelling the past, present, and the future. Of time, space, and fate. Of nigh omniscience and nigh omnipotence. A book coveted by many, yet beholden to none. What secrets does it hold, and what does it entail? Yet it somehow managed to land in tne hands of a young, down-on-his-luck man. Find out what happens when the book starts to reveal the secrets of old, and what it will do for our young protagonist. Will he drown in the knowledge of the book, or will he rise and conquer it, ushering his own era?

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** This story is slowburn that contains fluff and will contain some mature scenes soon.

Yuki has always felt like he's searching for something, but he's never quite known what—until a chance meeting with a mysterious woman at a deserted train station thrusts him into a surreal world hidden beyond his own. Given a notebook titled The Book of Paths, he finds himself on a journey across otherworldly landscapes filled with ancient symbols, talking animals, and mirrors that reveal fragments of his past. Each page of the notebook unlocks a new part of Yuki’s path, guiding him through strange encounters that stir memories and hidden truths within him. With the enigmatic woman as his occasional guide and a mystical silver fox as his companion, Yuki is challenged to confront who he is and what he truly desires. The Book of Paths is a fantasy novel that blends mystery and introspection, exploring themes of self-discovery and destiny. As Yuki’s journey unfolds, he realizes that the answers he seeks may lie not in distant lands, but within the depths of his own heart.

It's a book to increase points

In a world where magic and mystery reign, human greed and selfishness have perverted the arcane, transcending human limits; a dark future looms. The gods, offended by this affront to the natural order, have decided to unleash their wrath through the Ancestor, an omnipotent being destined to overturn the reign of the living. The Ancestor sent the Draugr to punish human existence. These fearsome phytomorphic creatures sow death in their wake. As chaos ensued and humanity teetered on the brink of annihilation, an alliance was formed to confront the threat. The 11 states joined forces to eradicate the Draugr and restore peace. These champions possessed a mastery of arcane magic and were prepared to do whatever it took. That is, until one day, they learned of a discovery...

Time often can slip through ones hands if not careful, within the tower time means nearly nothing for those at the top and for those born of high grade species. When he is summoned inside the tower he doesn't panic like most but his future is in for a upheaval as he changes the very foundation of everything once believed through his refusal to be anything less then the best even as who he himself is slips from his mind.

A boy is given a book called The Book of Light, which is blank and can only be read by people with a pure heart. From that moment on, he obtains the ability to summon, control and become any creature and be good within the book. . Stories, characters, objects and things originally created by my Luis A., any resemblance to reality is mere coincidence, I do not accept plagiarism and I do not approve of it either, respect originality and be creative, any copy of this story is prohibited, a totally story registered in Webnovels.

You find yourself faced with a old rotten book. Will you take a peak inside and see what it holds? See what it's pages have to offer or what's left of them. Maybe you are the one meant to read this story..

Book on hold

abandoned book

A story about a teenage boy trying to get through his HighSchool life all while hiding his new secret.

Otis, the man who caused chaos before leaving the earth. Before his reincarnation, he was given a mission by the messenger of the heavenly one to find the book of laws. Given three wishes to accomplish his task, he wished for his psychopathic alternate personality to be his system and was blessed with a shape shifting ability after requesting for the strongest power. Alas, a certain being added a clause of you take from me, I take from you twice. Fast forward and here he's in a new world entirely different from his former. Here where magic is supreme, the world is ruled by the strong and everyone ultimate goal is to get the book of laws. My only advantage is I have a system, which is the psychopathic me from my previous life that's if we see eye to eye. Anyways, like a wise man once said; "For he who holds unto the book of laws, knows the truth of the universe". Και αναζητώ την αλήθεια

BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE. "We all have a part of ourselves that we wish was locked away. A part of us that show us who we are. A part of us that is vulnerable. Either way, yes! We want it locked far away. It's in us, and we know it will never leave." "Love has broken and repaired many souls." "Why didn't you ever tell me?" He was drunk. I felt it from the way he paused before talking. The man of my dreams had called. "What are you talking about?" I responded. My mind had the picture, while my heart was the frame of our love story. He had called, but I wasn't ready. Will the ghost of my past make me lose the man of my dreams? Well, my house had become a mansion which was pretty quiet in there. Enjoy,... Like. comment and..., rate All love my dearest reader.

Observe Ren's journey to survive the new apocalyptic world. Book cover is not mine!

What will you do when you fall asleep and found yourself in a different place about which you don't know anything. Everything is very new to you. Place, people everything and now you have to survive in this place. This is the story of a psychiatrist who works hard to earn money for her family. One day she came across an old beggar who gives her a book and that night when she fall asleep she found herself in another place. Here she meets some people. Now what she is going to do to come out of this world. A lot of new things are waiting for her, the new journey which will give her trouble, new friends, enemies and some puzzles which she has to solve to save her life. Come and join the journey of Amy and her mysteries which make her meet two people in that journey who fall for her, now how she is going to handle them, let's find it out together. I will clear it first that English is not my first language so you can see mistakes in my grammar. I hope you will bear it but I promise to make it better. The cover doesn't belongs to me, I just modified it. Let's enjoy this story.

book closed

Toni was born from darkness, in a life filled with cruelty and pain. He is the sole survivor of a repulsive child organ trafficking business run by his own father. From a very young age, Toni witnessed children his age being destroyed, reduced to nothing more than flesh and blood sold for vile profit. However, Toni managed to escape the same fate, yet the shadows of the torture he endured still haunt his every step. He tries to live as normally as possible, striving to keep his emotions locked within his wounded self. But each day is a battle to banish the dark shadows that plague his mind. Every time the sun sets, he is reminded of the horrors he experienced, unable to escape the memories that make him want to cry blood.

"As the sole guardian entrusted with the ancient tome of Cyllus, I beseech you once more, Master, reveal unto me: What is your final, most profound wish?" "I.I...wish...for..."

In a world filled with wild beasts, ability users and summoners. A teen boy named Damon blade that has been cursed with the ability to bring rainfall. Discovers it's more to his rain abilities than he initially believed after an ancient Obsidian Dragon called shield gives him a system. He learns the reasons behind his strange and thought to be harmless power is actually from a Demonic being that has been trapped within his body since birth, locked away deep inside his subconscious. His power to control rain, transforms into an ultimate revolutionary power as he sharpen his ki and experience with countless battles and overwhelming obstacles. Damon finds himself experiencing life first hand as someone who can finally compete with others with abilities and the power to summon beasts. As the system he receives grants him the power to obtain a mythical first of its kind beast. along with his newfound powers and the help from his best friend named Jolly. Damon achieves and learn many things in the beginning of his journey for understanding. A world compromised of guilds and squadrons. Damon becomes the second in command of his own squad after a race called mongrels arrive on their planet running for their lives from a new foe with the natural ability to conceive thousands of creatures for mass war and destruction. As time goes on many paths are chosen leading to many deaths and hardships. relationships are questioned as betrayal and deception are in every war and battle. unraveling secrets of the world and galaxy leads Damon to discover powerful beings from the underworld lead by a potential eating Demonic being that is set to free its master from the gates of hell. friendships will be tested. loved ones will parrish, but Damon will keep growing and fighting for something much more than his own life.