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Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

Lurking in the shadows, there is a Vampire who has no desire to consume Human blood. Because he loves SAUSAGE.

Adrianna, an ordinary girl got pregnant after a one night stand with a mysterious man in a luxury resort. After the incident, Her life turned upside down when she discovered her pregnancy with twins. Left with no option, she was forced to work as a secretary to a supernatural creature who presented a deal to her, for his desires. A bargain was made to survive the war between Vampires, when Adrianna unveiled the secrets of her past and find her card of fate as a breed of a revolution. Will she able to tame the beast with the power of Bargain?

Georgina Baker is an average teenager who often goes unnoticed. However, Georgina falls for the mysterious newcomer, Elijah Wilder, her life changes for the better.

Tayar is currently embroiled in a brutal war. The races of light are on the verge of exterminating the races of the fallen. Led by humans with fearsome powers from another world, their victory becomes more and more assured with every passing battle. But when the last member of a now extinct race of fallen suddenly appears, the entire world will be turned upon it's head. ——————————— Additional Tags : Monster Girls, Some Yuri later in the story

Thelo is the last remaining member of the Most feared bloodline know to vampire kind every noble blood wants him gone so to try and remove him he is sent to Larisha A land where Vampires are persecuted and murdered.

[Warning: This novel features Mature Content 18+] Separating from her mother after 11 years brought out a lot of change in Ayana. Her cheerful self was gone, she was quieter and reversed. When she thought everything would change for the better, she was betrothed to a vampire. It was a political marriage. If that was not the worst, that man hated humans. The rumors said he killed humans just for pleasure. Just when Ayana thought she was ready, life gives her another surprise, her husband is a handsome swindler that likes to aggravate her with his sweet talk. He is an expert actor who likes to pretend his love for her. Can she resist her husband's charm and walk out of the marriage with an intact heart? Excerpt: “I will go first. I, Luca Winter, would assist and help Ayana Winter on her revenge plan and would never harm and hurt her. In return, I will ask for something Ayana Winter possesses and she had to give it to me willingly as the payment of my help.” Luca said casually. Ayana frowned as she looked at Luca. “Is it my father's journal?" Ayana said as she looked at the man, voicing her suspicion. Ayana noticed as the man's smile freeze for a millisecond. The man tried to act casual, but Ayana has got her answer. Ayana smiled as she finally got the response. The man was after her father’s mysterious journal. “I will give it to you if it is on my hand,” Ayana said still with a smile on her face, "and if not, you would have to ask for another thing with a similar value, take it or leave it." In her heart, Ayana promised to herself that she would never claim the book as hers, therefore Luca would never have a chance to claim it as his. She cannot believe the man, but she knew she needed his help if she wanted to make evident progress in her plan.

In the shadowed halls of Čachtice Castle, the infamous Countess Elizabeth Báthory’s dark reign ends, but her legacy is far from over. Through a forbidden ritual performed by a coven of powerful witches, her soul is transferred into an unborn child, ensuring her thirst for blood and power endures. The child, named Elizabeth, grows up unaware of the darkness within her. Raised by witches and later taken under the wing of the enigmatic Count and Countess Szabó at Bran Castle, she is taught the ways of magic, nobility, and seduction. But as Elizabeth matures, she begins to experience an insatiable hunger for blood and an inexplicable pull toward the dark forces shaping her destiny. As she struggles to reconcile the innocent girl she once was with the monstrous power awakening inside her, Elizabeth discovers she is the key to an ancient prophecy that will change the course of humanity. Torn between love, betrayal, and her own bloodlust, she must decide whether to embrace her vampiric nature or fight against the darkness threatening to consume her. Mother of Vampires is a spellbinding tale of power, destiny, and the eternal battle between light and shadow, where the choices of one woman will shape the future of both mortals and the undead.

Year 1540 Nicole is a lowly human from the mainland trying to make ends meet as she would often paint for middle and high-class people sometimes even Purebloods which was rare in her case. She receives little money which doesn’t financially support her living. Until one day she received an invitation from the Snow Kingdom to paint the great Lord Jasper Gervassius. She reaches the kingdom and Meets Lord Jasper in the hopes of making a big income she receives more than what she bargains for. ---------------------------------- Teaser: Jasper placed both of his hands on either side of Nicole's head trapping her with his body. He stared down at her looking at his sweet innocent lamb, he couldn't help but smile at her widely. Her doe-like eyes staring back at him only made him want to devour her "Why do you play these games with me darling you know I don't like it. I think you forgot who you're dealing with." He leaned down against her lips slightly flicking his tongue in her mouth making her crave for more."My Quahneah Woman" Nicole gasped in shock as she wondered how he knew her tribe's name. Before she could say another Jasper had cupped her cheek softly placing his lips on hers and kissing her softly as he slowly removed his hands against the wall. He was wrapping his arms around her waist bringing her body closer to his as there was no space between them. As they continued Nicole started to become breathless pulling herself back to breathe, she couldn't help but look up to see Jasper looking at her with a smile that was Duchenne. His purple orbs looked into her seeing the love and adorn affection he was showing her.  "Jasper I have a question to ask you" Jasper hummed waiting for her question" What are we going to do about the tirade ." Jasper's smile suddenly became sinister as he narrowed his eyes "Why don't you leave that to me, darling."

My first time publishing please read patiently. Jack is always surrounded by mystery born in the 20th century where they are more evils that good. He is aware of the changes around him and he didn't care since him and his loved ones are happy and save. Happiness is forever so he thought. When tragedy struck at those around him, he taught law was the solution and that the law enforcement officers (police) will help and bring him justice. Then, he saw the bad side of society, the system that no one could help him. That when he decided to put the matter into his own hands. JOKER ---------------------------------------------------------- Context: There are two people in the middle of a deserted street at 4 @am. Rain falling heavily creating a sound proof around. One of them standing and stepping on the other person on the floor with their backs touching the cold floor and the rain is watching their bleeding body that never seems to end. "Please Joker forgive me, I have wife and kids waiting for me to come home", pleaded victim 1. Joker responded menacingly while starting at the man with a cold glear and blood shot eyes, " so you have a life to live? you choosed this path. You should have made a better decision 2 years ago". The man seeing that Joker wouldn't let him go cried while looking at the floor thinking that it was truly his fault he made that mistake and moved on which was wrong. But it was too late to say sorry. Joker stared at him nonchalantly getting impatient to go home and sleep since was past his bed time. Pissed off by the man attitude and state, he said to him. " Stop being a man baby no matter how you cry you are going to die anyways". After speaking, he took his rider gloves from his back pocket and started to wear it getting ready for his next act. Bending down to swat to mach the man's eye level, he holds his victim chin to make eye contact. Tilting his head to the right he asked his victim coldly, any last words? The man started at Joker for a moment by now he had already stopped crying and the rain automatically stopped too. It seems that time was slowing down. Opening his mouth slowly he wanted to tell his wishes but it was already too late. Joker had already snapped his neck in an instant. "Tsk on a second thought when you took action two years ago you didn't give them a chance either, right?", he said talking to the already dead body. After taking his gloves from his hands and putting it in his back pocket he used his pinky finger to clean his ear and said, " Good luck on the other side". He then stepped over the body while on his way back home. After some distance he paused and turned around. "That is..... if some over there will take you of course", he said after thinking then continued on his way.

Hailey is a beautiful and feisty princess. Her rude nature makes her exceptional. She dislikes the idea of being betrothed to a prince of a neighbouring county, but she has no other choice than to marry him owning to her habit of driving suitors away. Damien Grey, King of the Vampires in the Persia Empire disguises himself as a knight of the Royal Palace Of Wintercrest. His motive is to take Revenge on Crown Prince Lokki, Elder brother of Hailey. Damien's biggest mistake was to listen an act on the lies told by his sister, Princess of the Vampires. Damien knows his future lies with a human,but he didn't expect his mate to be a rude feisty Princess. Will Hailey accept her fate? Will the Elders of the underworld accept a human as their Queen.

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

a vampire named logan moves to a new small town hoping to have a normal life when he meets a girl who will soon change his life

Qi Si Han, the New Design Department Head at Wang Cooperation, has a loving and caring family and of course a rich boyfriend or should I say b**** boyfriend that cheated on her with Dai Yu while she was on the to the Wang Cooperation for an interview. She is also the daughter of Qi Graphics Design Company which is the top company in City B and one of the top company in the world. Wang Yu Ran, boss of Si Han, CEO of Wang Cooperation and he is a royal vampire, Prince of the Midnight Vampires has eyes on Si Han since young. When Yu Ran and Si Han were younger, Si Han had a birthday party and Yu Ran was invited as one of the VIPs for her party. As their eyes met, Yu Ran fell in love with her at first sight and her blood makes him want to suck her so badly.

selepas di tinggal pergi kedua orang tua nya Christopher Hidup sebatang kara dia menjalani kehidupan nya seorang diri sehingga ada seseorang wanita yang datang dikehidupan nya dan bersedia menemani nya dan merawat luka nya apakah yang akan terjadi di antara mereka dan siapa kah yang akan menjadi vampire kalau mau tau ahkirnya sila baca Vampire and the gastel

Are Werewolves and Vampires real? Liam an ordinary university student suddenly had his view of the world shattered within 24 hours. His cherished grandmother was killed right in front of him by a monster. His best friend suddenly became a Vampire and nearly killed him due to the insatiable hunger of blood. In search for revenge, Liam discovers that he was a "Spec" - People with extraordinary abilities. When he tried to discover what he really was, he discovers that he had a split of himself living inside of him. A stubborn monster child that has his looks. "I spawned in a brainless human." The baby said shortly after he came to being. Trust me, the thrill is worth it!

EXCERPT: “At first, all I wanted was to satisfy my curiosity by finding out who he is. But the more we keep crossing paths, the more my feelings starts to grow. There is something about him that draws me every time, something I am going to find out.” _Scarlet Winters “You died, Scarlet. You would never have made it alive even if you were taken to the hospital. I had to save you with my blood and now, you are a vampire like me. You showed symptoms only after four years. You are turning.” _Damien Grey * You would probably want to ask these questions; Why? Who is Scarlet? What is she like? What is her relationship with Damien? Why did I come across this book? Will it be a good read?... Why not try the first ten chapters and see if you would love to continue reading?

Zack never imagined that Vampires and magic are real,the king had been lost in the mortal realm for to long. The creatures of the night, need the king of Vampires to bring order to the realm of the Lands of Night. When Zack discovers he is the Vampire King,he is pulled into a world of magic and monsters,he must rise to the challenge and embrace what fate has decided for him,before darkness falls and all is lost to the Shadow king, and his demons forever.

In a magical world where everyone is born with powers, a nameless boy struggles to survive on the streets. Orphaned and alone, he has no family, no friends, and, worst of all, no powers. Living in a world where strength defines one's worth, he endures countless hardships and brushes with death, his spirit refusing to be extinguished. Despite the cruelty of his circumstances, he never admits defeat. He fights, claws, and survives in the living hell of the streets, believing that perhaps the gods have forgotten him if they even exist. But one day, everything changes. Out of nowhere, a mysterious system awakens within him: [the Primordial Vampiric System] This is his chance, his awakening, the power that could reshape his destiny. But with great power comes great challenges, and the boy must now navigate a world that has never been kind to him, armed with a power that could make him feared by all. come here if you want to see how he

Nathan, a sixteen year old boy known for his hot temper, is forced to leave his friends and relocate to the countryside with his family after his father loses his job. In the new environment, Nathan finds solace in a nearby forest. One day while he was walking around the forest, he encounters a mysterious woman with blue hair and red eyes. Before he could react, the woman transforms into a beam of light and causes Nathan to undergo a transformation. At the same time, a huge energy blast occured and it could be seen by everyone on earth. The blast caused earth to undergo a drastic change and people with abilities called gifted appeared. When he wakes up sixteen years later, he discovers he has become a vampire with elemental powers due to the mysterious woman he saw inside the forest. He also found out that she was inside him and she also had a mission of her own, but he still remained sixteen years old due to her freezing the time around him. In return for the power she gave him, he was given a dire task to become the king of the vampires. Determined to find his family, Nathan embarks on a thrilling journey, using his newfound abilities and the system given to him by the mysterious woman to navigate a world filled with danger and mystery. Join Nathan as he rises to the top and uncovers the secrets that lie ahead while also searching for his family. ******************************************** Note: This is my first novel, so I will improve the more I write. Please support me with power stones, golden tickets, gifts and comments. It'll motivate me alot. Thank you. Join the discord please: https://discord.com/invite/8JcgTgrcV7 Please check out my other novels: Reincarnated With A Revenge System The Extra Seeks Chaos

Nacht Rivenia was born with a rare mutation that made him something more—and less—than human. Labeled a ghoul by some and a vampire by others, his life was spared at birth through a twist of fate, allowing him to escape certain death. Now, driven by a powerful wish, Nacht embarks on a secret mission to the Sovereignty. Along the way, he encounters friends who aid him, facing challenges of pain, sorrow, sadness, and even love. As he navigates these trials, his once cold, undead heart is tested. Will it begin to beat again, or will it grow even colder and crumble? The bonds he forms will either become unbreakable or be torn apart by bloodshed. Nacht's journey will determine whether he can achieve his goal and change his fate forever.

In 2035, 10 TOWER appeared in several regions around the world, besides a tower, a strange portal also appeared and from inside the portal came out a monster that killed almost 40% of the earth's population. In Indonesia, it is one of the countries that experienced a fairly large impact, but even though it received a fairly large impact, the death toll in this country is only around 5% of the total population of Indonesia, and the number of portals that have been found by the government exceeds 2500 portals spread across Indonesia, and Indonesia is the only country that has a TOWER throughout Southeast Asia. So with the existence of TOWER, Indonesia has an important position in the ASIA region, especially in Southeast Asia.

Humans gained superiority over vampires and killed all of them. Only one managed to survive and escape, but he was on the brink of death. Can he survive and take revenge on these hateful humans? Only a miracle will change everything...

[Mature Content] What do you do when your only ruler is about to lose their life to an illness? Do you seek out every medical specialist you can find? Or do you bargain for the help of something supernatural? And what do you do when they come knocking for payment? Ever since Empress Arabella took the throne, there has been peace in the Empire, but she lacks a husband and an heir. When tragedy strikes as an unexplained illness takes over her body, her advises rush to the aid of someone who is only willing to help, if she agrees to marry him... With enemies turning to loves, and a love story that reaches through time. Will Arabella agree to the terms or allow death to take her? Tropes Included: Vampires - Who hurt you? - Dark Romance - Fated Mates - Enemies to Lovers - Touch Her & Die - Force Proximity - Supernatural - Morally Grey Villain - Spice - Dark Gothic Atmosphere.

A human transmigrated with 5 wishes.

Emma Anderson who once suffered an unfortunate past begins her senior year in another high school and meets Flyyn a bad boy In a world where witches and Vampire are at odds will love spark and flourish or will depression takeover

This is the journey, of a young urban youth as he goes through the good and bad jobs working in this crazy world!