Static Shock Shebang

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes! [Ding! Task failed] [But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________ Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected dragons to take him seriously—or for the School Belle to form a contract with him. And what? she’s an Ice Dragon? And her sister, the Dark Dragon, wants to be tamed too? Veer’s life just turned into pure chaos, and it’s only getting crazier! ...... Additional Tag - Yuri

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

[Enjoy the completed masterpiece without waiting for updates, and indulge in the thrill of a one-sitting read] After acquiring 24 Calming Sea Pearls, each one granted a unique ability... The underachieving loser Lin Feng made a comeback with superpowers, possessing a photographic memory, his academic performance skyrocketed! With incredible strength, he sent the bully Huang Mao flying with a single kick! He caught the eye of the innocent school beauty and left the gorgeous teacher gaping in shock! The academic underdog transformed into the school idol, speaking confidently about dreams and the future in front of everyone! This is our youthful campus, where we all share our common youth and dreams...

For three years as a son-in-law, he suffered every humiliation. Yet no one knew he was once the scion of a wealthy family! Until the day the family came begging for him to return! Only then did his mother-in-law's jaw drop in shock!

In the vast and boundless fantasy world, there is a young man named Yun Che, who has lived in a remote village since childhood and his life story is a mystery. One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly appeared in the world, and Yun Che awakened a shocking ability - the ancient holy body of the sign-in system! This ancient holy body is the supreme physique left by the ancient gods. The owner can devour the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and condense the supreme divine power. With this physique, Yun Che's cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds. It only took a few months from obscurity to shocking the world. However, with the growth of power, Yun Che has gradually been involved in disputes and conspiracies on the continent. Major forces coveted his ancient holy body and rushed to snatch it. In the face of numerous crises, Yun Che was indomitable. With the help of the mysterious treasures obtained by the sign-in system, he overcame all obstacles and embarked on the road of strength. During this journey full of adventures and challenges, Yun Che met a group of like-minded partners, and together they explored the true secrets of the ancient holy body and the shocking mystery hidden deep in the continent. Through thrilling battles and breakthroughs on the brink of life and death, Yun Che will eventually stand at the top of the world and write his own legendary chapter!

A quiet, unnoticed student hides a shocking secret: a double life as an online sensation. When a school project forces them to team up with the school’s most popular classmate, an accidental discovery threatens to expose everything. What starts as a tense revelation soon uncovers hidden truths neither expected, leaving both questioning who they really are—and who they can trust.

betrayed by her childhood boyfriend, Hazel Gray who now goes by the name Emily Lawson daughter of one of the most richest men in LA comes back to take revenge on her ex boyfriend, but to her greatest shock, she realized she was bethroded to thesame man Alex Wilson, when she was just 1 month old, after her wedding with Alex whom she hated so much she discovered he was the biggest mafia Boss in all of NYC, will this discovery change her suppressed love for him or will it make her love him even more

“9th Class Low Grade Familiar.” He was shocked to find that he had summoned the weakest familiar that could be. Only when he saw the status, he couldn't help being more shocked. "Hypnosis? Why can no one else see this? What even is this skill?"

"Don't you have someone waiting for you in Itaca Captain? Maybe a wife or a son?!" I was so furious I didn't even notice the complete shock on Odysseus' face, and his shock rapidly turned into anger as well. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU KNOW THERE'S NOBODY IN ITACA WAITING FOR ME!" "HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT? WHAT ABOUT PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS?!" "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE NOW?!" And that was the moment everything I thought I knew crumbled. [!attention! Detected false knowledge and incongruity within the soul] [please remember that the odyssey from your world is a fiction created several hundreds years after the story took place] [this is not a book]

*VOL.1 - Main Story - 40 CHAPTERS* When a mysterious stranger hires an adept journalist at a MIND INVESTIGATION firm GAMESCAPE, the journalist discovers the shocking truth— his life is a dream world, and he is forced to choose between his lover and his career. *VOL. 2 - Side Story - Missions Cases Files*

Ye Mumu found that the ancestral vase in her home could magically connect to the ancient times two thousand years ago. So she met an ancient young general. The general guarded the important city on the border and was surrounded by 300,000 barbarian troops. There was a severe drought, the riverbed dried up, and 200,000 people starved to death, leaving only 80,000 people. With nowhere to go, the general and the people of the city could only wait to die passively! He begged the gods for water and food, hoping that the people would survive. Ye Mumu waved her hand and approved it! She hoarded a large amount of supplies to feed the soldiers and the people. Steamed buns, steamed buns, flower rolls, and meat sandwiches... every day is different, giving the ancients a little shock of modern food. Sending military books, hoarding food to recruit soldiers, building factory arsenals... giving the ancients a little shock of modern military. When she was deceived, the inherited family business faced bankruptcy. To repay her kindness, the general gave her a lot of money, paintings, antiques, and porcelain... With antiques, she saved the family business, became the richest woman, and reached the peak of her life! The general relied on Ye Mumu to provide modern military equipment to conquer the barbarians, recover the nine states, pacify the six kingdoms, and unify the world. He promised to build a temple for her and worship her for generations. The general sent a marriage certificate: With the mountains and rivers as a witness, I look forward to meeting you when the sea is clear and the river is calm. Under the marriage certificate is a phoenix crown and bridal robe. What a good young general, so this is what you are thinking!

At 35, Laine’s life amounted to little. His cultivation was pitiful and his wealth even more so. After years of saving spirit stones, he finally scraped together enough to buy an artifact that could change his fate. When he discovered the artifact was counterfeit, he dropped it in shock and shattered it. To his surprise, amongst the broken shards, a tarnished key lay hidden inside. Tags: Polygamy, Incest, Pregnancy, Gore, R-18, Xuanhuan, Harem-Seeking Protagonist, Enemies Become Lovers, First-time Intercourse, Older Love Interests, Marriage, Male Protagonist, Underestimated Protagonist, Smut, Mature Blacklisted Tags: NTR, Bestiality, Scat, Vore, Rape, Necrophilia

Kui lang's fingertip gently grazed his painting. Beautiful pair of blue gem like eyes seemed so lifelike. The glistening green tail shone brightly in the sunlight. "Beautiful...." Suddenly, a hand reached out and grabbed his fingertips. The lifelike tail swisher around slashing mist on his face, and the merman's blue eyes blinked down at him. Kui fell down from shock. "W-What.. what is this..." The merman tugged at his hand, and the next second, he was in a different world. The world he had drawn with his own hand.

After Darsh passed away, he was shocked to find himself transmigrated onto an unfamiliar alien planet. He was completely devoid of any advantages, lacking even a guiding system to assist him. Now, faced with a world shrouded in mysteries and perilous unknowns, how will he manage to survive?

After being chased out of the Li family home following her foster mother’s death and ruthlessly abandoned by her fiancé Mei Ting learns that she was married to another man. Little does she know, the tides of her fate are about to turn. Soon, it’s revealed that Mei Ting is the true heiress of the prestigious Li family and her accidental husband, was none other than the wealthiest man in the country. Now, Mei Ting must navigate a world filled with power, wealth, and secrets. Will she be able to keep her position as the heiress of the Li family, with the Li siblings against her? Excerpt “Do you regret it?” Mei Ting asked softly, her gaze lingering on the view outside the floor-to-ceiling window. Her husband chuckled, pulling her gently into his arms. “Regret what?” “This,” she whispered, “Us. The accidental registration …” He tightened his hold around her waist, lips brushing her ear. “The only thing I regret is not finding you sooner.” Mei Ting’s heart raced as she glanced up at him, eyes wide with surprise. “You’re more than just the Li heiress, Mei,” he said, his voice low and possessive. “You’re mine.”

Travis is just an average guy, living an average life in New York City. He’s nothing special—mediocre at school, plain in looks, and with a love for nothing more than a good nap. But one fateful day, while in the middle of his cherished slumber, Travis is unexpectedly transported to a strange new world. To his shock, he discovers that he has been granted an "SSS-Rank" talent, one that increases his mana with every breath he takes. With a power unlike anything he’s ever imagined, Travis is thrust into a world of magic, danger, and adventure. Now, with the entire world at his feet, Travis must decide how to use his new powers and survive in a world where nothing is as ordinary as it once seemed. --- Super Gift - 5 Bonus Chapters!

Hannah is absorbed in her school project when she hears her mother calling her downstairs. However, there’s something unsettling in her mother’s tone, a growing urgency that she can’t ignore. Intrigued yet cautious, Hannah begins to make her way down the stairs. Suddenly, she’s pulled into the nearby laundry room, a hand clamped over her mouth to stifle her reaction. To her shock, it’s her mother—eyes red and filled with terror. With a trembling whisper, her mother warns, “Don’t go down there, honey. I heard it too.” A cold chill washes over Hannah as she realizes that something, or someone, is downstairs, calling to her in her mother’s voice. But if her real mother is here, then who—or what—could be waiting beneath the stairs?

Taida haru, A normal guy trapped in some weird circumstances, after uncovering a shocking truth about his favorite streamer both of them were blamed for a crime they didn't even commit! Now they're forced to live with each other under house arrest!

Qin Chen, a legendary figure in the Tianwu Continent, met his end in the martial arts realm due to a friend's betrayal. Three hundred years later, he was reborn as a bullied bastard in a royal family. Using his previous accomplishments, he focused on divine skills and refining his magic pills, and rose up against the destiny. He embarked on a shocking journey that shocked the continent.

After the last tomb robbery, Canran had no contact with others, but when Zeng Lingze appeared, he brought good news that he could make money. But in the group, a person of unknown origin came... Inexplicale beginning, shocking ending, one ring by one, and who is controlling us?

Jake Dane died in an accident. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a hospital. “It's good you're doing fine, Cadet Jadel Wayner." The doctor called him by a different name. Upon knowing where he was and who he was, he was shocked. ‘I got transmigrated to a novel that I dropped and to this guy’s body. He was transmigrated to the body of a character named Jadel Wayner that the protogonist and main characters absolutely despise—a supposedly dead character. But what shocked him more was that his body is a mess and he is basically a normal human. 'Fuck, how am I going to survive in this world with this body? I don't even know half of the story. SHIT!’ In his former world, Jake Dane was a coward. But now that he has transmigrated into a new body and a new world—a world ruled by power—will he still stay as a coward?

Rahul’s life takes a dramatic turn after the sudden death of his father. While grappling with the shock and grief of the loss, Rahul learns that he is the heir to the prestigious Stuart family legacy. His uncle, Suresh, takes him to New York, where Rahul discovers the vast fortune and responsibilities awaiting him. To claim his inheritance, he must complete his education at a royal institution, a tradition of the family. This chapter explores themes of loss, legacy, and the heavy burden of responsibility that Rahul must face as he steps into a new, uncertain future.

Our mc is reincarnated in a game world were magic exist but he's Shocked to find out that his new is an unplayable character that didn't appear in the main story line but with his knowledge he will try to become stronger so he's doesn't die in the future while keeping a low profile

The means to an end does not have a static final shape. Only you; the creator of it, can give it a final shape.

On a depressing night, our heroine woke up to the ringing of the phone that conveyed the news of her parents’ death. She did not recover from the shock until she learned that she had a brother, so she moved in with him.

Mariam's childhood aspiration was thwarted by the haunting memories of her first love Jameson, the only child of the famous Jameson Welbeck's, of Lurkshire Capitol. The tragic death of Jameson in their secret love room had left her shocked as his ghost continually haunts her in her adulthood. Mariam had only two options: confess and be free or keep mute and be haunted for life.

The world's strongest Seraph awakener who fell in a shocking conspiracy was reborn on the eve of the outbreak of the apocalypse. Carrying the system, with the advantage of foresight, he rose from the bottom and started a legendary journey of collecting awakening stones, cultivating forces, and seeking revenge. When he stood on the top of the world again, a shocking secret that could break the world's limits would also surface...

My life is surrounded by misfortune, where I have to endure the greed of men out there. No one pities me; instead, they treat me as an object to be sold. The amount mentioned was so enormous that it made my eyes widen in shock. Never before had I heard of such a sum for my frail body. Even so, who would want their body sold to a lecherous man? But then, the deep voice of a man who had just arrived broke the auctioneer's concentration. He was so different, though I couldn't see his face. But that voice had a profound impact on me.

A young man returns home, exhausted, only to feel invisible and overlooked by his family. But beneath the surface of this ordinary evening, a shocking truth lurks, one that will shatter the facade of his reality.