Baccano Opening Parody

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

People in the myriad realms began cultivation by opening their spirit meridians and condensing a Qi sea in their daitian through the absorption of the essence of heaven and earth. "All living things are not born equal under the Heavens, yet the Great Dao is fair as far as one is willing there is a way " Zhan Shenwei was not useless, although he had crippled meridians, he was born with " Innate Divine Strength " and was known for his humongous appetite and battle strength, even among his generation none could defeat him. Of course since he couldn't cultivate, with time the gap between him and his peers would only get wider . Only he knew his strength wasn't as simple as just " Innate Divine Strength ". ....

Kai, a theif is planning the biggest heist of his life, a priceless diamond hidden in the depths of a big mansion, this diamond holds the way to the past, a weird time travel, a noble and the story of destiny, fate, love, just when things are Falling in place, a Curse?, befalls them, opening the wounds of time, the bond and the dark powers of nature and Gods, entangling the two souls, across the lifetimes, and giving the way to destroy Note:- This story is totally fictional and has no connection to the reality, the history shown has no relation to reality, everything is a piece of my own imagination.

There is a low-level skeleton species that can slay a golden dragon with a single strike. There’s a guard dog with the secret techniques of ten legendary beasts. And there’s also a self-proclaimed goddess working as a part-time employee… This is a story about opening a shop with the help of a system, and cultivating magical beasts in a broken ancient world. When glory falls, bloodlines reverse, and former existences will return once more. Everything leads to destruction!

"I have avenged you." William, having avenged his dead friends, blew up the enemies along with himself by detonating a bomb. However, in the end, he noticed a smile on the face of one of them. He knows, William thought. When I opened my eyes, I saw a familiar office in which I often worked. But when the door opened... was it really God?

In 1991, the USSR, the biggest country in the world dissolved. The country's leader has betrayed their people again and again. But, what if, in 1979, before the Soviet army invaded Afghanistan, the whole country was transferred to an Isekai, that existed with magic, the undead, elves, dwarfs, and others. The undead empire invaded them, opening the Pandora box. The red bear has now awoken, and the world will see his might.

In a world where every light novel universe collides, a chaotic place called Isekai Infinity has formed. This world hosts every trope, cliché, and overpowered protagonist ever written, creating a mess of epic proportions. Our hero, an average guy named Yuuji "The Meta Protagonist," gets hired by the "Overlord of Tropes" to manage this crazy world. Yuuji's job? To prevent over-the-top storylines from spiraling out of control and ensure that no protagonist becomes so powerful that they break the balance of Isekai Infinity. Yuuji, along with his quirky companions, uses his unique ability, Ultimate Fourth Wall Breaker, to rewrite reality itself. The characters are fully aware that they are in a parody, frequently breaking the fourth wall and making fun of clichés, bad writing, and over-the-top plot twists.

Lex has never felt content. His life been mostly devoid of meaning and his seems truly lost. Until one day he is sent to a strange space resembling his school. With dangerous creatures forcing him to either confront his fears or turn his back he has a choice. Will Lex be able to confront and overcome these spaces or will he eventually fall into despair, for when he returns back to reality not everything is the same as it was...

A parody of romcom itself...with a blend of unique genres...Ion wanna give spoilers though. !! But maybe something like last of us meets deadpool

Lu Shian, an employee burdened by personal struggles and an allergy to cats, dreams of opening a cat cafe. His life takes a turn when he remembers his past life and awakens a powerful "Tycoon System" that provides him with unlimited wealth. This money is not useful in his world but can use in Underworld. As horror games and guilds emerge, Lu Shian leverages his newfound riches to navigate this tumultuous realm, balancing his dream of the cat cafe with the demands of his extraordinary power. Can he overcome his allergy and make his dream a reality while shaping his destiny in a world where money can truly buy anything?

Jiang Yun died in his original world, and his spirit traveled to a cultivation world as the Holy Son of the Sacred Land of Mist. However, his new body was severely injured from being attacked by demonic cultivators and having his Sacred Bones stolen. As he was in despair, a voice from a System, known as the Villain System, sounded. Initially, he was shocked because of his experiences, which seemed like the destiny of a protagonist. However, when he discovered that his junior disciple was the true Son of Destiny and had stolen his Sacred Bones, hiding them, and was a spy for the Demonic Sect, Jiang Yun realized he was being framed. The junior disciple created false accusations against him, causing other disciples to dislike and reject him, including senior and junior disciples who shared the same master. Without hesitation, Jiang Yun decided to become the Villain. He planned for survival, gathered resources, amassed forces, and acquired subordinates. Eventually, his master decided to remove him from his position as Holy Son. He then chose to leave the Sacred Land. When he encountered an Emperor Spirit, he learned that the world was about to undergo a dramatic change in the near future. Thus, he established a Sacred Land for those who were despised and abandoned by heaven, or for those who shared his ideals.

She was a nun and devoted her life in serving God. Everyone thought that she was the most faithful one. And yet, when the monastery was invaded. God saw the bloodshed she had caused. Transmigrations, rebirth, returner, these special keywords are a hit when it comes to fictional themes. But never in her wildest dream that she would come to experience it herself. It would have been better if it was like those romance and disgustingly sweet journeys, yet it wasn't. Opening her eyes, she transmigrated into the [Layers of Desire], an R-18 novel that was illegally read by the nuns. While the main leads have their sweet endings planned for them, here she is, being pushed to her last sanity.

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After suffering through mystery and disaster, two teens want more from the world. Joseph craves adventure and Tyler, with his portal opening umbrella can show him just how amazing and terrifying the world really is. Following the disappearance of his best friend Joseph stumbles upon a look alike with a similar name. Keeping this copycat with an incompatible personality by his side the two work to find the truth. Spending everyday so close together, they struggle to keep eachother at arms lengths to protect their own secrets. An adventurous boy who lost it all, an otherworldly version of his friend with unexplainable abilities, and one random undying dog. With each trip being their last a lifetime of adventure awaits.

Find the lost key to open the dream box

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

At the turning of a new century a blood moon rises opening a portal to the underworld of which evil seaps through corrupting the land turning once innocent creatures into horrendous monsters. None are safe from the corruption, and no one knows where it is until it was too late. Rian a small village hunter is one of the unfortunate people who are corrupted. As a boy from a family of misfortune, he grew up in a cruel world. Targeted by the corruption he changes into a terror inducing beast he is unable to change from. His life forever changed, whether for the good or not is yet to be determined.

One day during January 2023, a chest named "Pandora's Box" was opened, causing Yokai, Oni, Mythical Beast, and more to be brought out into the world, and that's where Kaden, a 15-17 highschooler who opened the chest, and Glutton, A monster who was wrongfully trapped in pandora's box, plan to stop them and to bring the world back to normal!

In 20XX, Kyoto's Hanami festival takes a terrifying turn when the "Sacred Sakura" erupts with supernatural light, opening a vortex to a world teeming with yokai. This unstable portal chaotically connects both worlds, forcing Japan to adapt to the existence of yokai and the magic seeping into their reality. When his younger sister is dragged through the vortex, a young man must face his fears and venture into the unknown to save her. I will be posting this story on Royal Road and other platforms... Apoyame en Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/estebangarofano/membership

Opening his eyes, he finds himself in the "unfamiliar ceiling" scene. After going through the body's memories, he finds that he transmigrated into a cultivation world. However, there is a problem: Why does it appear from everything around him that he is the young master who is slain by the MC, also known as the plane's child? How would he implement his "try not to die" plan? {This is not going to be one of those forced Pokémon harems, so let the romance build...} Discord link: https://discord.gg/SC9HNKVj5e

People despise me because I don't have a good job or money. Even my fiancee is considering breaking up with me because I don't have a new house or car. But everything will change! With the gateway to the Elven Realm, the stats and abilities I will develop, and the riches I will gain will be enough! I will shout to the whole world; "My name is Eren!"

Rudra was a comprehension genius living as the servant in a martial family ostracized by the fellows people in the family because of his looks and his inability to cultivate exiled from the family. forced to fend for himself in the outskirts. miraculously after a minor accident he now has the ability to cultivate. Witness his story as with his terrifying comprehension talent and now his ability to cultivate he changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had.

"On that day, not a single clansman was willing to follow me..." In the early days of the founding of Konoha, when Madara Uchiha left Konoha, he called upon the whole clan before his departure. However, in the vast clan territory, not a single person was willing to follow him... Just as he was feeling disheartened, a young boy stepped forward! Madara was shocked to find that the young boy, at such a tender age, had actually awakened the Mangekyo Sharingan! The young boy not only had incredible strength but also knew the whereabouts of the Uchiha's secret weapon from years ago - the Light of Uchiha! Just like that, three Uchiha formed a new team... ... Years later, Shenyu reached the peak. Gazing down at the ninja coalition army at the foot of the mountain and the Ōtsutsuki floating in the sky one by one...

Derek’s life couldn’t be more ordinary—until the night he wakes up to find a towering, menacing demon ghost claiming to be his clone. Bound by an ancient soul contract, Derek gains the power to control the ghost, opening the door to an extraordinary new world. But power comes with a chilling condition: to grow stronger, Derek must harness the fear of humans.

Lady Sophie’s husband, Duke Lucas of Rogethen, asks her for an open marriage after she finds out he's been sleeping with another woman for months. The powerful dragon in the woods proposes a scheme for revenge and it involves tricking her husband into believing that his perfect, docile wife is falling for someone else. The first step of their plan? Purchasing her with gold.

She is the daughter and heir to the most powerful crime syndicate in the city. They own the historic theatre, and use it as a cover for their family. On her opening night on stage, she witnessed her father being murdered in shadowed light. Now she has to take her fathers place and find his killer, and her place as the new head of the family.

Isabella Blake. She is brave, perfect but an adrenaline junky. Her life is going the way she wanted. Always. In her last year of high school, all of it seems to change. She can't find herself nor can she recongnize who she has become. A mystery opening one after another. Every step, every clue leading her to a path she thought she would avoid. She was lied to, betrayed and so, the thirst for revenge begins. But is it the path she wants to choose? What if there is another solution? What if there is another problem? What if there is another twist in the story? Will she look for the right path, or will she leave it up to fate? There is only one way to know...

Our marine hero Alex a transmigrated individual faces garp and a rift opens...

Suddenly being born into something not quite human nor beast, a seemingly ordinary man must find a way to adapt his new life. Dealing with the absolute absurdness of the new reality forced upon him, only Vivillian Ambrosia can take a stand and guide the otome game to its proper end, donning many identities, he and his thousand faces must find why he exists. [Rewritten as a parody of the original work made many years ago, keeps all strange names and abilities revealed. Updates somewhat consistent.]