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Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change. His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns. ====================== Check out my other works! On [Webnovel]: Maids VS Apocalypse. On [Patreon.com/Nomanalive]: Last Man On Earth, When There Is No Earth? Eating Souls In Another World.

"The Demons I Face And Her Love That Gives Me Strength" follows Asahi, a 17-year-old high school student in Tokyo harboring a secret—his superhuman strength. Asahi lives a double life, attending school with his friends, including his girlfriend Ai, and fending off demon attacks as part of an underground organization. Ai is the only one who knows about his secret. The narrative balances Asahi’s high school life and his responsibility to protect the city from malevolent forces, portraying his internal conflicts, unyielding loyalty, and close bond with Ai, who is his confidante and support system. Asahi’s powers attract endless challenges, but he faces each threat head-on, embodying resilience and heroism. The story delves into his past and the trauma that molded him, revealing his protective instincts towards his sister Natsumi and deep-seated guilt over his parents’ tragic fate. "The Demons I Face And Her Love That Gives Me Strength" is a tale of courage, companionship, and the relentless drive to protect loved ones, set against the backdrop of a supernatural war.

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

After his village was destroyed by an E-Ranked demon horde, Augustus was titled the failed lord and mocked by other noble lords. Until, he died. Augustus regressed with the knowledge of the future and his SSS-Ranked skill “Talent Evolution,” fighting to change the D-Ranked village of Iona into an S-Ranked Empire. Need resources? His villager's 10x Resource Multiplier Talent was evolved into 100x! Enemies coming? His champion's Two-Hit Critical Attack was evolved into a One-Hit Critical Attack! Gods? He reared a couple in his courtyard. While other lords slept on their villagers’ talents, Augustus’s villagers transcended gods. While they mocked him for picking a dead village, he would transform it into an oasis. — What to Expect: OP MC FROM THE START NO NTR/YURI/INCEST NOT FAST-PACED MORALLY WEAK MC What NOT to Expect: Caricature MC/Characters Pokemon Harem Forced Romance MC is touchy with killing Kind, Loving, and Clueless MC — Power Stone Goals: 200 PS: Weekly 1 Bonus Chapters (on Sundays)

Kaito Aragami, a high school student, was summoned to another world as a Hero. However, when evaluated for his magical abilities, he failed miserably and was swiftly banished to the outskirts by the King. Left to die at the hands of demons and ferocious beasts, he was abandoned and forgotten—until it happened. This is the story of a failed Hero who, against all odds, became a God.

Yu Holea was a genius ghost exorcist. Cursed for being a loner she embraced the path of exorcism. At the age of 26, she died. Opening her eyes she realized that she has transmigrated to a character who has the same name as her. Yu Holea was the newly found young miss of the Yu Family. Though everyone disliked her since for them Yu Mei is the true young miss. Everyone looks down on her even her biological brothers. Her Eldest Brother, "Don't even try to get close to me. I hate gold diggers like you. Yu Mei come I will bring you to shopping." Her Gentle Second Brother," The door to get out of here is on the left. Remember not to bully Yu Mei" Her Third Brother, "Uh, don't let me see your disgusting face. Let me see my cute Yu Mei's Face" However, Yu Holea ignored them. She was used to all of this. She focused on her career and earning money instead of love. She was penniless? Huh, she has a long queue of bigshots begging to give her money. Her business empire expands from City S to Capital. She was untalented? She can even summon thunders!! At a high-end party, one of the relatives of the Yu Family saw Yu Holea surrounded by the bigshot of different fields and was shocked to the core. Just as everyone was confused her three brothers arrived and started pampering her. "Lea'er do you want to eat strawberry cake? Call me Big Brother I will feed you the cake." "Lea them, here drink this juice, by the way, why don't you call me Second Brother?" "Little Sister don't listen to them I will protect you from everyone, you just have to call me Third brother." A certain Handsome, Ceo of a top 10 company, "Lea Baby, when are you going to say yes to my proposal?" Yu Holea: Why is everyone looking at her with a doting glance? Follow Yu Holea in her adventure filled with thriller, suspense, and pampering.

Updates @ 21:00 (+8 gmt) Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say. (I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.) Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD) The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

When disaster strikes, all order collapses, money becomes meaningless paper, and discussions about order lose their significance. The only assurance that remains is power. And I, possessing power, can do as I please. In this post-apocalyptic world, besides growing stronger, Li Ming must also deal with the persistent neighbor who continually sends the wife to borrow food. "Ma'am, you can't always request food without offering anything in return, can you?"

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang's blind date fails, he binds with a Love Assistance System! As long as he increases a girl's affection for him, he can receive various generous rewards! In the afternoon, he meets with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the voluptuous and still charming married woman, Shen Lang casually compliments her, "You look so young, sister!" The landlady smiles sweetly, her face blushing with both shyness and delight, "You're quite the flatterer, young man. I'm almost 40, you know, getting old!" At this moment, the system provides three responses. Your response is? 1. "You're 40? That's impressive, if it were me, I'd be dead by now!" 2. "Not old at all, in fact..."

Ren found himself reincarnated as an heir to the Duke of Challice. he steeled his heart to avoid every ML/FL like character in this new world, but is unaware he keeps setting flags. "why don't you leave me alone Al" , "I'll die if I don't kiss you for 2 hours, you know that" Care to join Ren as he digs a deeper grave for himself everyday? help to set up flags every other sentence? Well what are you waiting for , to the infinity and beyond

Will sunny be his dream will sweet be hers. This romance is centred around a love of desserts and these two cannot avoid the idea that cakes are the spark and the heart of their feelings but is that enough?

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

Vale Nerine was a strange cake. A cake with different flavors, holding a taste impossible to replicate by human food. And this perfect creature, the perfect cake, could only be gotten by the person in him being crushed to tasteless flour. Mixed with hypnotic sweetness, leavened by a sprinkle of torture. A crack of psych, a melting of resistance, and a glass of defensive apathy. Before being baked by the bakers with precision into this pinnacle of excellence. The five forks had a change of mind. They all wanted a bite.

With the bestowment of "God's awakening" a virtual reality game and ample information on what was to come, Earth was given all the resources it needed to succeed in its ascension, but in the end, to the shock of all they horribly failed. Earth's failure was so bad that they lost their status as sentient beings and were demoted to the status of primal animals. Years later, the prideful human race is facing extinction and the few who still live have become the best of slaves anyone could have. Cash is a man unfortunate to have been born in this era of humanity's rise and downfall, but while the rest of his race wallow in their sufferings and beg for death, Cash desires for something. "Desires are meant for only the strong." This was a lesson Cash had been taught and had taken to heart, but now the only problem for people like him is that their strength lay in the past, having been missed. Returning to the past seems like an unbelievable feat, but when you can have a world Lord die for you, it becomes a piece of cake.

A Mara must marry a Rivers and give birth to the child of the promise. This was a covenant between two best friends over fifty years ago. But both ended up with only sons. Now the Mara family has two young men, David and Gabriel, while the Rivers family has two daughters, Asia and Violet. Violet, being the older one, is betrothed to David, who manages his family's vast business empire. Asia, working in the Mara Business empire, is David's best friend, causing friction between the sisters. Asia soon finds out that David is in fact gay and will not marry her sister. Now Gabriel is forced to marry Asia, causing Violet to be her number one enemy as she is left out in the cold. In her bid to marry a Mara, Violet pleads with Asia to let her marry Gabriel as Violet is the older one like Gabriel. When Asia refuses, Violet plans to sabotage her. Violet works with Allan to kidnap Asia. The plan works. Asia is drugged and ends up in bed with Allan while Violet presents herself to Gabriel as the innocent sister. What Violet and Allan do not know is that Asia had anticipated sabotage and had already married Gabriel in secret and she was expectant. David shifts his loyalty from his own family to the Asia. He is ready to fight Gabriel for breaking Asia's heart. He loves Asia and will fight the world to see her happy. When the Mara family decides to kill Asia for becoming majority shareholder of the Mara empire, only her best friend can keep her safe. Asia and David must subdue their enemies, work on their friendship and build the Mara empire to greater heights.

A mother gives birth to a baby girl, and then the baby is taken away to be experimented on using Hex crystals, putting the Hex crystal in a machine then using a beam to try fusing both. After trying to fuse the baby girl with crystal shards, the shards shined brightly and then shattered. Jayce and Viktor thought she was a failure and cast her away in Zaun AKA The Undercity but little did they know, she was indeed one with the Hex crystals and now has magic powers like no one has ever seen or thought possible. She could focus her energy on any part of her body, make physical weapons with her mind, and enhance her speed and strength, but the baby girl didn't know. A random woman was walking around cautiously watching her surroundings since in the undercity, anything could happen, especially with a woman who is alone. She found the baby girl in an alleyway. Feeling bad for her, she picked her up and decided to name her Rose, then took care of her for 10 years before being killed by Piltover guards for absolutely no reason.

"This is a story of about an entire race how they grew to be so powerful and what they did with that power to earn themselves different nicknames showcasing both their kind but also powerful strength that was before a single member folly lead to the once peaceful race going on a quest for conquest around several galaxies from hundreds of millennials. The hate, curses and prayer for their destruction which they accumulated from the denizen of thousands of different worlds they have invaded harassed an oppress was finally heard and answered The prayers awoke a nightmare, a terrible concept, an illusion, an impossibility to rain down wrath upon them which spread to their younger generation has they must fulfil a certain goal to finally free themselves and the next generations from this being's wrath. This is my first book ever, so I would like to hear your opinions and thoughts on the novel."

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

A teen love story. The orphan Fred is a savage yet sensible individual. He never imagined that he would fall in love with anyone, much less a young girl like Lynn, and he certainly never imagined that he would love her despite all the shortcomings.

Plop, swing, flutter — the motion of life. You can't trust her, or maybe you can. Acceptance may be a key to a lock... we have yet to know. Round about it goes and Mia finds herself kneaded like clay being sculpted - and she could be the one sculpting the clay on herself.

In a world where one's worth is determined by Archons—godlike entities who watch over everything—the least you can hope for is to get picked by the most lowly of them. Raith was chosen by the Archon of failure and death. Having emerged from one of the three greatest family, he was forced to leave the family and began a lonely journey of being a Hero as he has always wanted. Hero–that was the only way Raith could redeem himself and be acknowledged by the world. But this Archon is just too useless! However, everything changes on the day when Raith dies for the first time. [Congratulations! You have met the first condition] You can join this discord server for interaction with the author and character illustrations. https://discord.com/invite/9UPNyQN4

#Yandere #Obsession #Bloody #Manipulation It was a known fact. Everyone would enter the circle of reincarnation upon their deaths, eventually forgetting their own memories before starting a new life. It was their libration. Alastor knew that, and when he was faced with either being caught and tortured or jumping down, he decided the latter. As much as this life meant for him, Alastor knew he wouldn't be missing much. His potential was too great to waste on this life. However, something went wrong. Once Alastor opened his eyes again, he had to arch his brow in disbelief, “What the heck is the meaning of this?” A floating shadow formed a holographic screen in front of him, with clear words written there on it, [Welcome, Player Alastor! Unfortunately, something wrong happened and your reincarnation had failed. However, now you have a chance to play in our glorious world, Esme!] Alastor had many things running through his head, especially once he noticed the additional line at the end, [Esme Game is going to start in 29:23:59]

The Series Is Flop So I Will Drop It. Thanks for reading. see you later bye bye

Standard story of a guy dying and transmigrating. Follow the journey of Lucas as he punches beauties, smashes villains and reaches the pinnacle of life. I have a feeling I messed up somewhere, I just can’t pin point where.

#SMARTMC #MULTIPLELOVEINTEREST #MYSTERY #FACESLAPPING

A story about a man with great ambitions aspiring to be a great detective that would shake the underground world a man with moral in a world filled with immoral people a man striving for justice for the truth. A world set in the early modern period in a country said to be lost forever in time said to be erased forever in the history of humankind

Stories which remain unsolved and unspoken.

A young man is faced with long odds after the death of his family leaves him destitute. Forced from his home he wakes out in the slums of a near lawless city filled with, street toughs, gangs, and theives. Plagued by starvation and his families fall from grace he seeks to survive in a world devoid of compassion where the strong survive. Quick wit and innate talent is all that separates Cem from death. Will he find his own path or will he fall alongside the faceless huddled masses? The face of thieves is a tale that wears as many masks as a sagely magic shop owner. ;)

Xandros, the former Demon King, awakens in a desolate landscape with no memory of his past. He is met by Arachne, a mysterious and powerful figure who claims to be his ally. As Xandros navigates the twisted landscape of the underworld, he discovers that he has been reborn with a fraction of his former powers. Arachne offers to help him reclaim his throne and powers, but at a steep price. As Xandros embarks on his journey to reclaim his former glory, he must confront the darkness within himself and the evil forces that seek to destroy him. Will he be able to reclaim his throne and powers, or will he succumb to the darkness that threatens to consume him? *Themes:* - The struggle for power and identity - The blurred lines between good and evil - The corrupting influence of power and ambition *Target Audience:* - Fans of dark fantasy and epic fantasy - Readers who enjoy complex characters and morally ambiguous themes - Anyone looking for a gripping and intense fantasy novel

After waking up, he found himself in the world of Lord of the Rings. Became the dragon Smaug! In order to prevent the tragedy that happened to him from happening again, he decided to summon craftsmen to cast scales! Poor Dwarf King Thorin and others were captured by it and made craftsmen before they entered the Lonely Mountain. Then he supported his puppets to rebuild the river valley city, and he could get as many gold coins as he wanted! Gandalf? You dare to come here and see if I don't bite you to death! The orc army cried out and wanted to surrender, the woodland elven kingdom surrendered collectively, all humans became its believers, and the northern continent was basically dominated by it! Sauron in Mount Doom said viciously: "We are villains!" Smaug was furious when he heard this, "Ah, bah, for a guy like you who was killed by a thief, I am ashamed to be associated with you." Until the night in the North The king appears... Smaug wakes up when the apocalyptic plague sweeps through Middle-Earth, orcs travel from another dimension, and the Qin army from the east presses the country. It turns out that the Middle-earth world he lives in is not that simple... Exclusively signed novel: "The Lord of the Rings, Beginning with the Dragon Smaug"; this novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and do not imitate. .