Cake Face Smash Fail

Chen Yuan found that his superpowers refreshed every week. The first week, he noticed a red number attached to any object that exhibited signs of life, ranging from hundreds, thousands, to tens of thousands, and more. The smallest number he had ever seen was 0.00001, atop a teddy bear. A second later, a large truck crushed it. The second week, he discovered he could hear others' inner voices, uncontrollable. Whatever they thought, they would continuously pour into his head, keeping him from daring to visit places like subways and shopping malls. Moreover, he no longer dared to directly look at the girl with bangs sitting in the back seat who usually kept quiet... Subsequently, he refreshed other special abilities such as Dream Connection and Body Swapping. Several weeks later, his superpowers stopped updating. After several peaceful days, he was ready to return to his normal life. Yet, a girl wearing red stood under a gingko tree, tilted her head at him, and asked: "Can you see me?"

Fu Qian gracefully removed his skull, as if a gentleman were taking off his hat to pay respects. … Everything began with a transcended-dimension invitation. It's a story of a high-quality Thug turning the impossible into the possible. Of course, on that day, the great being behind the invitation was still unaware of what it had done.

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

Updates @ 21:00 (+8 gmt) Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say. (I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.) Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD) The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change. His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns.

A modern chef, Chu Yao, finds herself transported to ancient times, where her family coerces her into marrying in place of another into a general’s household. Utilizing contemporary culinary creations and novel ideas inspired by the mystical Book of Revelation, she inadvertently rises to fame. Despite falling in love with the cold-hearted General Chen Lin, their bond is tested by a web of conspiracies, forcing them into a long-distance relationship. Undeterred, Chu Yao overcomes countless challenges, ultimately reuniting with Chen Lin in bliss while bringing the villains to justice.

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang's blind date fails, he binds with a Love Assistance System! As long as he increases a girl's affection for him, he can receive various generous rewards! In the afternoon, he meets with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the voluptuous and still charming married woman, Shen Lang casually compliments her, "You look so young, sister!" The landlady smiles sweetly, her face blushing with both shyness and delight, "You're quite the flatterer, young man. I'm almost 40, you know, getting old!" At this moment, the system provides three responses. Your response is? 1. "You're 40? That's impressive, if it were me, I'd be dead by now!" 2. "Not old at all, in fact..."

Eka is a successful career woman, liked by many people around her, an ideal loving husband by her side, and adorable children. In short, a fulfilling life. Eka is a independent teenager who has just turned 18, a fresh university student. Nothing much can be said about him, but he leads an honest, good life. But then, they met, and their threads of destiny intertwined. —A chaotic urban relationship! Updated every Thursday! —Creation is hard, support me on Patreon for early chapters access! patreon.com/EBBYRITH

Desperate to save his universe, James Logan goes rogue by activating "The Last Resort" and is reincarnated into another world. Working against the clock and other obstacles, he faces his greatest challenge to fulfill what could be his final mission. One that he cannot fail.

Julian is a 42 year old guy who experienced a lot of suffering in his old world and then one day he got involved in an accident and died. He got reincarnated into another world and was reborn as one of the chosen heroes but he was rejected by humanity due to the fact that he got the lowest rank of magic. He work hard for himself and became the strongest fallen villain in the new world.

Reincarnated into War of the Last Celestial wasn’t in my plans when I played this game—especially not as a character I despised: a villain with no battle instincts, who can steal half the power of any opponent he fights. The world is an alternate Earth abandoned by gods who left blessings and powerful weapons behind. Now the world is on the brink of a second Asura invasion—evil demigods hell bent on destruction. This villain I inhabit has untapped potential but lacks skill, doomed to fail in-game. Now it's up to me to change that. _______ The cover image is not mine. If the owner wishes for it to be removed, please inform me.

In a world teetering on the brink of destruction, a formidable threat emerges as Xalirion the Abyssal and his vast army launch a devastating assault on Earth. The planet's last hope lies in the hands of four extraordinary heroes, each wielding incredible powers and facing their own personal battles. Funneh Kalana, the celebrated speedster and master of water abilities, leads the charge against the invasion. Her incredible Crystal Water Dragon transformation becomes a beacon of hope as she rallies her allies. Joining her are Chloé Strom, a fierce Celestial Dragon Ascendant with control over celestial fire, and Chloe Kalana, a compassionate healer with a rare talent for restoring peace. The enigmatic René Dupré, known for his shadowy skills and strategic prowess, partners with these heroes to face the overwhelming odds. Together, they must unlock their ultimate forms and unite their strengths to confront Xalirion's terrifying power. In their quest, they are also joined by the indestructible Inquisitor IL-Suk and the invincible Belemon, whose combined might proves crucial in the fight. As the battle intensifies, the heroes navigate personal challenges and forge unbreakable bonds. From devastating confrontations to moments of profound bravery, they strive to prevent Xalirion from annihilating their world.

Living in a loveless marriage shifted my perspective of love. The abuse, pain, and torment shaped me into the powerful woman I proudly am today. His infidelity saved me. But what’s a strong woman without a brutal, possessive, and obsessive loving man? I took the streets’ advice ‘the best way to get over a man is to get on top of another’. Now regret is the air Jason lives and breathes. He wants me back… and I can feel my heart slipping. The true question is will I slip and fall for him once again or will another hand grab me before I repeat my past mistakes? Don’t be shy, this story is Veryy harmless

[Developer showdown] A Novel about.... Well a guy (oh no it's one of those!) Essentially Speaking This Novel is about me wanting to take down A.M but unfortunately... I'm too weak actually.... so instead of giving up.... I decided to gather a team.... large team.... Large Team. what is A.M? just a nation that just so happens to control most of Asia. How evil? not really but I don't like them so uhhhh. Yeah.... this is a good synopsis! totally!

Chang Nam Woo, A South Korean male, Gets Taken adrift to another Galaxy By A Yandere Fox Woman Named Veldona. Chang, Tasked with the vauge goal of "Becoming The Lord of Explosions" now has to make his way though a new world. But Various different Threats have teamed up together in order to kill Veldona. Enter. Crisis Events. in which the Universe is put at steak. can they win? don't know

My man has only his face. This face is not just handsome, but it also happens to match that of a financial tycoon. Atticus is poor and lazy, and he has a criminal record after serving his time. Apart from his good looks and great physique, he's got nothing else going for him. People can't understand why a fine policewoman like her would marry him. Freya gives a nonchalant smile: "He's got a good face." Until one day, Freya finds a cover of a business magazine among some evidence. Her husband not only shares a name with a stock market prodigy, a financial behemoth, but also their face...

In a world where one's worth is determined by Archons—godlike entities who watch over everything—the least you can hope for is to get picked by the most lowly of them. Raith was chosen by the Archon of failure and death. Having emerged from one of the three greatest family, he was forced to leave the family and began a lonely journey of being a Hero as he has always wanted. Hero–that was the only way Raith could redeem himself and be acknowledged by the world. But this Archon is just too useless! However, everything changes on the day when Raith dies for the first time. [Congratulations! You have met the first condition] You can join this discord server for interaction with the author and character illustrations. https://discord.com/invite/9UPNyQN4

What!?! I Became a Male Gong with a Peach Blossom Face! Alternatively, how I transmigrated into a fairy immortal. Being on top of everything in her life, her classes, her relationships and her job she has to now deal with drama and romance. Can she survive this world that is keen on punishing her for breaking it? Started April 6, 2024

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

"hahahaha,is life playing joke with me"Alison Jones who has was recently betrayed by her fourth boyfriend in one year said angrily smashing the mirror into thousand piece. read for more.....

“I’m the king now? This is going to be fun.” “Fun? I’m stuck in a dress, surrounded by scheming women.” Two best friends find themselves in a cultivation world—one’s a king, the other’s a concubine. “You charm, I’ll smash.” “Sounds like a plan.” Between court intrigue, catty concubines, and a kingdom falling apart, this duo plans to charm and smash their way to the top. If the world burns along the way? Well, no one’s perfect. (^_^) Warnings: -Dark humor -Manipulation and palace intrigue -LGBTQ+ themes -Scheming concubines -Mild violence and adult themes -Subtle emotional manipulation by an innocent-looking king! This duo isn't playing by the rules, and neither should you.

Une rivalité entre frères qui dure depuis l'enfance, une mère un peu trop aimante. Suivez cette histoire où se mêlent secrets, trahison, amour, jalousie, meurtre...

In "A Whacky Little, Short Story: A Whacky Beau!", we meet Beau, a charmingly clueless protagonist whose name is as puzzling as his life. Faced with the daunting task of buying a cake for his sister's birthday, Beau finds himself in a hilarious predicament involving a hotdog theft and an angry man. With a witty voice that speaks directly to the reader, Beau takes us on a journey through his quirky world filled with unexpected challenges, family love, and a healthy dose of humor.

Kim Minhyun , 21 years old university student , manifested as an omega and suddenly something made him change his mind fully. he tried to live at his fullest. Jeon so-hyun , 28 years old, working as an surgeon at W hospital. His is cold outside but never misbehave with his patients. There seems to be a line in between them. but then both of them meets and changes are happening in both of lives. .... Minhyun had to go to the W hospital once again for his sister's friend. He went to see this so called friend and only to learn that it was her boyfriend! Minsoo is just 17 years old. She is already having a relationship! She needs to talk with her. When he was scolding her for keeping it a secret, someone from behind pushed Minhyun away from Minsoo. Which made everyone shocked. "Brother! " "Brother! What are you doing!" Minsoo and her boyfriend Both shouted at the same time making everyone stopped except the man who pushed Minhyun. He again approached Minhyun who was on floor. Minhyun looked at the guy who just pushed him with a glare.. "What do you think you are doing!" Minhyun asked with a glare. The guy stopped for a moment and then approached Minhyun slowly and sat down in front of him. "It's really him. I didn't think he would have this type of personality!" The guy mummble as if talking to himself. Which made Minhyun frown. "Hey man, move out of my way while I am asking nicely. If not then I might sue you for harassing you. " Minhyun threatened. And it seemed to get the guy's attention. " You will sue me? It's not unheard of having alphas fighting. Who will listen to you?" The guy replied. Minhyun crossed his hand over his chest and replied " they might listen when I say I am an omega idiot!" This made the guy stop for a second, "W-what! So you are an omega?" " Is that what you get of all the things! Move out of my way!" Minhyun pushed that guy away and take Minsoo's hand and left the room. Jeon So-hyun(top) X Kim Minhyun(bottom)

*On Hiatus* New chapters are being accumulated but will not be posted until a later date. In the distant future, humanity is just one of thousands of races amongst the stars of the Milky Way. Warfare is forbidden, and so sporting events featuring paragons of each species serve as the battlefields, with wagers between worlds defining the stakes. But for wagers that involve entire worlds and governments, there is only one sport that serves as the arena for such momentous bets: Warsport. The rule is simple: Knock all of your opponents out of the arena by any means necessary. But for Arin, a Cait Sith demi-human psyjock with magnetic powers, that one rule will be hard to live up to... because Humanity is one loss away from losing all sovereignty. And no species that has lost the right to self-govern has ever returned to the arena. But the solution to the problem is simple. All Arin has to do is SMASH her way to victory. Special thanks to Sharkie Bite for her amazing cover art! https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sharkiebite/

In a time when Europe trembled beneath the shadow of Messerschmitt planes, when submarines prowled deep waters of the British channel, and the fearsome Tiger tanks smashed the walls of Moscow, a man named Akado stood resolute. Facing a sea of reporters, his smile was unwavering as he declared, "No one can stop the expansion of the Third Reich—except God."