Rasputin Anastasia

"Yo, alfa Dylan, te rechazo a ti, Anastasia, como mi pareja". "A-y, yo, Anastasia, acepto tu rechazo, alfa Dylan". Me forcé a decir, antes de huir entre lágrimas. Tan pronto como llegué a mi habitación y cerré la puerta, estallé en risas a gusto. "¡No puedo creerlo. ¡Por fin, el Alfa Dylan me ha dejado en paz!". Todos se estarán preguntando por qué estoy feliz de ser rechazada por mi pareja, ¿verdad? Eso es porque no soy la verdadera Anastasia.

"Eu, alfa Dylan, rejeito você, Anastasia, como minha companheira". "An- e, eu, Anastasia, aceito sua rejeição, alfa Dylan". Forcei-me a dizer, antes de fugir em lágrimas. Assim que cheguei ao meu quarto e fechei a porta, caí na gargalhada com todo o meu coração. "Não acredito nisso. Finalmente, o Alfa Dylan saiu do meu pé!". Vocês devem estar se perguntando por que estou feliz em ser rejeitada pelo meu companheiro, certo? Isso porque eu não sou a verdadeira Anastasia.

"Ich, Alpha Dylan, lehne dich, Anastasia, als meine Gefährtin ab". "An- und ich, Anastasia, akzeptiere deine Ablehnung, Alpha Dylan". Ich zwang mich, das zu sagen, bevor ich unter Tränen davonlief. Sobald ich in meinem Zimmer ankam und die Tür schloss, brach ich in herzhaftes Gelächter aus. "Ich kann es nicht glauben. Endlich ist Alpha Dylan von meinem Rücken!" Ihr fragt euch sicher alle, warum ich glücklich bin, von meinem Gefährten abgelehnt zu werden, oder? Das liegt daran, dass ich nicht die echte Anastasia bin.

Je ne suis pas une demoiselle typique ! ###### "Moi, alpha Dylan, je te rejette, Anastasia, en tant que ma compagne". "An- et moi, Anastasia, accepte ta rejection, alpha Dylan". Je me suis forcée à dire, avant de m'enfuir en larmes. Dès que je suis arrivée dans ma chambre et j'ai fermé la porte, j'ai éclaté de rire à cœur joie. "Je ne peux pas croire ça. Enfin, Alpha Dylan est hors de ma vie !". Vous vous demandez tous sûrement pourquoi je suis contente d'être rejetée par mon compagnon, n'est-ce pas ? C'est parce que je ne suis pas la vraie Anastasia.

Anastasia Konstantinos despite being the daughter of an Alpha, was bullied by everyone and even her own family because she had selective mutism. This affected her life, her confidence, and her mental health, but she was willing to endure everything since she had nowhere else to go. However, on the day her father had announced she would be demoted to an omega, her knight in shining armor showed up. 'Who dares to demote Alpha Viktor's mate to an omega'. Never in a million years did Anastasia imagined she'd find her mate, let alone turning out to be the most powerful Alpha of all time, Alpha Viktor. Now, they were all going to fall on their knees and ask her for a second chance, but will she ever forgive them to all the pain that they caused her? Well, let's find out together...

Imagine: A stone-cold Russian billionaire heir—Viktor Mikhailov (picture: brooding, black turtlenecks, eyes like a winter storm)—gets his entire life nuked when a secret baby appears on his doorstep during a thunderstorm. The twist? - The mom’s a manipulative party-girl who drugged him to get pregnant (trauma). - Baby Misha is half-Korean, all cheeks, and already inherits his "I will end you" glare. - Viktor’s family? Literal villains. Think: evil stepmoms, icy patriarch, and a mansion full of backstabbers. Now he’s juggling: - Harvard poetry classes (his one soft spot), - Diaper explosions (Yuri, his himbo bodyguard/BFF, helps… sorta), - Mafia-level family drama (they want the baby gone). Vibes: - "John Wick but with baby wipes." - "Succession meets Masha and the bear." - Angst so thick you could drown in it… until Misha babbles and Viktor’s cold heart melts. Why you’ll cry: - Viktor whispering “I don’t deserve you" while sobbing into Misha’s curls. - Misha throwing mashed potatoes (Ah, I think it was yogurt? shii, I don't remember) at Anastasia’s $50k fur coat. - The jellyfish hair clips. Always the jellyfish clips. TL;DR: A man who’d never held a baby becomes DAD OF THE YEAR while fighting his psycho family, falling in love with his kid, and low-key redeeming his soul. Feat. Russian lullabies, baby fencing lessons, and emotional damage.

“I, alpha Dylan, reject you, Anastasia, as my mate”. “An- and, I, Anastasia, accept your rejection, alpha Dylan”. I forced myself to say, before I ran away in tears. As soon as I arrived in my room and shut the door, I burst out laughing to my heart's content. “I can't believe this. Finally, Alpha Dylan is off my back!”. You may all be wondering why I am happy to be rejected by my mate, right? That's because I'm not the real Anastasia.

"Wait," President Mason uttered, his tone low and biting.  Anastasia turned slowly, her heart sinking.  "You looked happy back there when George was flirting with you," he accused, his eyes bored into her. Anastasia froze, her eyes widening in disbelief.  "Flirting?" she repeated, a bitter scoff escaping her lips. "He was drunk, Mason. Everyone could see that." "That's not what I saw." Mason stepped closer, his voice cold. "You were laughing, enjoying it...just like you were with Nicholas."  At the mention of Nicholas, Anastasia's stomach churn.  "Ex...excuse me?" she asked, her voice trembling with restrained anger.  "You heard me!" He yelled at her. "First it was Nicholas, now a coworker. How low can you go?"  The words cut through Anastasia, her fists clenching as she fought back the tears threatening to spill.  She stared at him, fighting the urge to pounce on him when she finally raised her fingers, pulling out her wedding ring. "Let's get a divorce!"  ★★★ Anastasia Stones never expected her life to turn into a whirlwind of power plays, and deep-seated secrets when she got into an arranged marriage with Mason Harrington, the enigmatic, cold-hearted President of a billion-dollar company because of her family's debt.  Their two years secret marriage was built on formality and indifference, with Mason's world revolving around business and control until Anastasia began working in his company, without anyone knowing she's the president's wife. And everything worsens when Nicholas, Mason's estranged half-brother and the company's COO, unexpectedly returns after five years.  His reappearance stirs old rivalries, pulling Anastasia into the center of a storm between the President and the COO of Harrington Tech Corporation. Will Anastasia find her voice and reclaim her independence, or will she remain a pawn in the game of two powerful men? And what happens after finding out she's pregnant for the President?

Five years ago, Anastasia Laurent broke his heart. To her, their college romance was just a careless game—toying with a love she never took seriously. To Dante Alexander Montgomery, it was the ultimate betrayal. Now, he’s back. No longer the lovesick senior she abandoned—but a ruthless billionaire who owns half the city. When Anastasia’s best friend begs her to go on a blind date in her place and ruin it, she agrees—after all, how bad could it be? Bad. Very bad. Because her date? Dante. And he’s not just here to rekindle old flames. He’s here to destroy her. Before she can run, Dante traps her in a deal she never saw coming: Marriage. Publicly, they’ll be the perfect billionaire power couple. Privately? He’ll make her regret the day she walked away. But as the lines between revenge and obsession blur, Anastasia realizes one thing— She thought she was done with Dante. But Dante was never done with her. --- Excerpt "You think you can run from me again, Anastasia?” Dante's voice was calm, but the storm in his eyes told another story. She backed into the wall, pulse racing as he stalked closer, his towering frame cutting off every escape route. “I-I’m not—” she stammered. His fingers tilted her chin, forcing her to meet his cold gaze. “You didn’t just break my heart,” he murmured darkly. “You shattered it. And now? Now, you’ll pay for it.” Her breath hitched. “Congratulations, Anastasia,” he whispered, leaning in until his lips brushed her ear. “You just became my wife.”

She signed a contract. He signed a grudge. Now they’re bound by a mistake neither of them can undo. Anastasia Rae thought she was accepting a freelance design deal. Instead, she walked straight into a marriage contract—with none other than Christian Blake, New York’s most private and untouchable billionaire. For Christian, the marriage was a means to an end—a loophole to unlock his late grandfather’s empire. He never planned to fall for anyone. And definitely not for her. But fate doesn’t care about their intentions. Now, trapped in a cold marriage built on secrets and legalities, Ana and Christian must act like a perfect couple in front of the world. But when fake kisses spark real feelings, and revenge collides with vulnerability… What happens when love was never part of the deal— but becomes the only thing either of them wants?

Living as the fifth daughter of a noble family, Amira found herself adrift in the fog of her home, neglected and overlooked by those she once called her own. Her days were spent in the solitude of the attic, a hidden oasis away from the bustling world outside. However, when the tumult of war erupts and she is thrust into the role of a truce offering between two formidable nations, she grapples with the uncertainty of surviving in a new kingdom known for its icy demeanor and ruthless nature. Will she navigate this foreign terrain and carve out a new existence she never fathomed? (Excerpt) "Clean it," Zyran commanded. "Yes, your Highness," the servant acknowledged with a respectful bow, ready to fetch the cleaning supplies. "Not you," Zyran interjected, causing the servant to freeze in confusion. "Her," he added, nodding in the direction of Anastasia, whose eyes widened in disbelief. Anastasia blinked rapidly, trying to process the situation. "Pardon?" she asked. "Clean the mess on the floor," Zyran instructed. The crowd started murmuring and Anastasia shifted uncomfortably on her knees. "That's the servant's job, not mine. Why should I? I don't think I understand what you are trying to say Prince Zyran. My father will never approve of this," Anastasia began only to be abruptly cut off by Zyran. "Don't make me repeat myself. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if I interfered with your task," Zyran warned. Anastasia's lips trembled as she fought to hold back her words. She knew Zyran's reputation for being ruthless, and she didn't want to make her situation any worse than it already was. "Get me the cleaning supplies," she instructed the servant, who was prepared to follow her command until Zyran interjected. "No one will help you," he declared. Anastasia's chest heaved with anger as she locked eyes with Amira, who was standing behind Zyran. She rose to her knees, intending to fetch the cleaning supplies herself, but Zyran stopped her once again. "Where do you think you're going?" he demanded. "To bring the bucket," she replied with a hint of annoyance, but she quickly reminded herself to remain composed. "I never asked you to stand up," Zyran stated. "Then how am I supposed to clean the floor?" she inquired. "Use your dress," Zyran replied. The onlookers in the crowd were visibly shocked, exchanging bewildered glances and murmurs as they witnessed the unfolding scene. Anastasia's cheeks turned crimson with embarrassment.

"Your fate has been decided. You knew this when you made that decision years ago. The only way out for your family is for your son to marry the Daughter of Destiny. Only her fate is strong enough to save your lineage," the priest said. "Then we must find this Daughter of Destiny," the king declared. After committing many evil deeds, a dying king tries to save his family from the wrath of heaven. He had defied heaven once, and he was confident he could do it again. Anastasia, the unflavoured daughter of Duke Thompson, becomes the prey whose good fortune will be used to save the royal family. Would he succeed?? Find out!! Image credit goes to ImagineArt generator

Dark Night. Black Ties. Unserved Ties. “The best part about hiding a secret? The harder you try to bury it, the more it demands to surface.” After the harrowing night of justice, the world was convinced the Devil was no more. Preston University seemed liberated from the grip of its dark tormentors. But at what cost? LarksVille, a high-end town of powerful people, conceals a long-forgotten tale of crime, injustice, and secrets. And this time, Anastasia has more than just one clue. But the real question remains: if the Devil is dead, who had been aiding her all along? Another stalker? Another Devil? Or was everything a lie? Torn between freedom and justice, Anastasia is more determined than ever to uncover the truth. Her only restraint: Everything she believed so far was all a lie.

In a world on the brink of apocalypse, Anastasia Jael Hills is reborn three months before the catastrophic event, armed with memories of a past life. Driven by a thirst for revenge against those who wronged her and a vow to protect her family, Anastasia navigates the treacherous landscape, stockpiling resources and trying to make sense of her fragmented memories. Her journey becomes intertwined with that of Cassius Stormbringer, a mysterious warrior with his own secrets and fragmented memories. Bound by her space soul crystal containing his imprint, Anastasia and Cassius are drawn to each other, but their relationship is complicated by the apocalypse's cause - Cassius's past actions. As they confront the impending disaster and the dangers surrounding them, Anastasia must decide whether her desire to protect her loved ones can coexist with her growing feelings for Cassius in the face of all odds. Would she choose to stay with him trust while potentially putting her loved ones at risk, or would she leave him behind to protect those she cares about? The fate of the world hangs in the balance, as Anastasia faces an impossible choice between love, loyalty, and survival.

Cinderella, ten years after her father's suspicious death, suspects her stepmother and stepsisters, Anastasia and Drizzla, of foul play. Living as a servant in her own home, she secretly investigates, gathering evidence of their crime. Supported by her animal companions - mice, a dog, and a horse - and her mysterious Fairy Godmother, Cinderella embarks on a dangerous path to seek justice. This darker reimagining of the classic tale focuses on betrayal, vengeance, and the uncovering of long-hidden secrets. As Cinderella delves deeper into the mystery surrounding her father's death, she uncovers a complex web of deceit and manipulation. Her quest for revenge, driven by grief, forces her to confront her own inner darkness and the moral complexities of retribution. The journey is perilous, testing her cunning and courage, but Cinderella remains resolute in her determination to bring her tormentors to justice and find closure.

At eighteen, Anastasia returns to her birthplace—a city she once considered her safe haven—only to find that nothing is as she left it. What was meant to be a quiet homecoming becomes the spark of a storm she never saw coming. In a society that expects girls to stay silent, obedient, and content with what they’re given, Anastasia chooses rebellion. She refuses to be a blank page for others to write on—she wants to write her own story, even if it means being the heroine and the villain. As she reconnects with childhood friends and forms powerful new bonds within her gym group, Anastasia begins to rediscover herself—through laughter, loyalty, and unexpected emotions. But when love enters her life from the most unlikely person, everything begins to shift. What starts as a warm breeze quickly becomes a hurricane. Hidden behind every glance is a secret. And behind every relationship, a truth waiting to shatter everything. Haunted by a past that won’t stay buried, and surrounded by friends who may not be who they seem, Anastasia must learn what it truly means to rebel—not just against the world, but against her own doubts, fears, and desires. This is not just a story of love and friendship. It is the journey of a girl who chose to rise when the world wanted her to bow. A girl who dared to burn down expectations— And from the ashes, find her voice.

TITLE:THE ALMIGHTY (RESURRECT ME AURORA) THE ALMIGHTY (RESURRECT ME AURORA ) PROLOGUE: Here in the deep woods of London,a large kingdom The Nightshade hollow, There is said to be a mystery,a child born from both a vampire and werewolf, He is bestowed upon by seven dark rare magic,no one in the kingdom has seen He is said to be a half wolf and half vampire, Mystery foretold,he was casted a spell by the moon goddess, rise and fall of the moon in every 3000 years,he is said to fall asleep. And Can only be awakened by the rise of a new moon , but the curse was not permanent, only when he finds his Luna will he resurrect. Prince Hades Randolph,was said to be a brutal and heartless monster He was feared by All both vampires and werewolves, only a stare from him could make you vanish Everyone bow's at his sight, his Aura is dark and dominates All, never in his life had he fallen in love and never planned to. The humans feared him too, His heart is made of stone Stories said he looked like a God, his skin white and glowing like the star, women fall at his sight princess from different kingdom falls on him but none has he chosen, His lips as red as Rose, his nose Sharp and with the physique of a god,as tall as ever His voice as sweet as melody. Eyes as a crystal, but deep in it his eyes always dominates darkness. His powers can never be challenged, Some called him a monster, some said his born in darkness, some said he's a Satan. Mercy was never in his dictionary,it was said he hated his mother right from child and never had the thought to forgive her. His mother had a story behind. A prophecy was said that in the rising a new moon that he'll be resurrected by his fated Luna

"He was supposed to kill her. Instead, he claimed her as his obsession." Antoine Vellaria is a cursed immortal—a blood heir of the fallen Vellaria dynasty, known for their unmatched power and madness. For centuries, he’s lived in the shadows, bound by a prophecy that the woman born with the mark of moonfire would be his salvation… or his destruction. Anastasia Beurie is a gifted witch raised among humans, hiding from a world that once hunted her kind. She’s independent, clever, and completely unaware of her connection to a forgotten war of Elites—until she accidentally unlocks a power she was never meant to wield. When their paths collide during a blood moon ritual gone wrong, Antoine realizes two truths: 1. Anastasia is the reincarnation of the woman who once betrayed him. 2. He can’t kill her, because his soul craves her. Haunted by a past life she doesn’t remember and hunted by enemies she never knew she had, Anastasia is dragged into Antoine’s dangerous world of vampire lords, witch councils, and ancient curses. As secrets unravel, the line between revenge and love blurs. But loving Antoine means risking everything. Because if she awakens fully… She might just be the one to end him.

Leon Russo. The 30th mafia man. Italian. Influential, tough, possessive, but when it comes to her.. When I first saw her in that damn club and the way she sang... My heart broke into a thousand pieces. Anastasia... You will be mine. You're already mine.

In a world built on forgotten truths, a scattered people are hunted to extinction, their history erased and their homeland now a memory of dust and whispers. Their exodus is led by Kael, a man burdened by a destiny he never sought, who must guide the last survivors through a treacherous and unforgiving world. He is not alone, yet his companions are a fractured alliance. Among them are Clara, a scholar of forbidden lore; Lucian, a master of shadows and secrets; the steadfast warriors Dorian and Rocky; and the enigmatic Anastasia. Together, they are the only hope for their people, but the secrets they keep from each other may be as dangerous as the enemies that pursue them.

I was seven when they burned me. My family was slaughtered. They called us traitors. Witches. Monsters. But I remember the truth now. The man with the smile. The crowd that laughed. The fire that devoured me... it never left. I was reborn in a world of gold and titles, into a house that calls me “lady” and dresses me in silk. But I am no lady. I am the ashes of the girl you killed. And the flame that remembers everything you did. Now the fire lives in me. It shows me your names. Your faces. It whispers one promise: Burn them all.

Jumpers have the abilities to jump into other bodies and can do whatever they want without knowing it. Jean, sixteen years old, was having fun until he met Anastasia. Together they are on the hunt for other Jumpers. They discover dark secrets, have high obstacles and also save the world. What else will happen?

I find my place In between your arms, In between your tender kisses And soft whispers of 'it will be alright', In between the warmth of your embrace, I find my place lost inside your soul. Anastasia Prescott (19 years) An alluring and a naive girl who once lost her little world thrives to set everything right in her life at her own terms and wishes. Always shielded from the harshness of the world, she is the epitome of innocence, unaware of the evils that linger around her under the protection of her loved ones. However, she's determined to come out of her shell to experience everything that has been kept away from her whether good or bad, to fulfill her every dream and aspiration, to feel love and much more. What happen when she meets someone who is her exact contrast? Ashton Watson (26 years) An ambitious and a thriving businessman at day and a hard-hearted Casanova at night. He likes to play whether it's business or women. Drowned in a never ending darkness, his world is filled with hate, fury and vengeance. What happen when he meets someone who is his exact contrast? What happens when simplicity meets complexity? Join the journey of Anastasia and Ashton to unfold their chemistry who are different like poles apart yet so much similar. Join the journey of their unconditional love followed by the heart-rending separation that will throb your heart with varied emotions. Join the journey of their intimate love to witness them to become the light of each other's souls. #Excerpt 1 "Do it Ashton. Let it go and free yourself. I am here to hold your hand if you need me. I promise. " He looked at her outstretched hand towards him. They were drenched in the heavy downpour indicating a storm on its way but it wasn't as huge as the storm that had started whirling in his heart. He clenched his fists, reminding himself that he was not weak and he'd never let anyone see him vulnerable. But the way she spoke made him realize that she was right. He was avoiding the obvious since so long for he couldn't quite handle the thought of being vulnerable to anyone. For once, he wanted to feel the peace that had escaped his soul since long. #Excerpt 2 "There are people around. Please, leave it", she pleaded, discreetly looking around the curious throng. "Relax! It's just your shoelaces", he replied disregarding those gazes.

Un amor atrapado en el ego. Después del asesinato de Murad Yildiz, su sobrino favorito busca venganza. Anastasia, su asesina y madre de Alekxandra, busca protección en manos de Emir, cuñado de Murad II. Tras la supuesta y misteriosa muerte de Anastasia, Emir toma la custodia de su hija. Poco después de conocerla, se obsesiona con ella y le hace una propuesta indecente. Cegado por el deseo y su necesidad de poseerla, la lleva al límite con amenazas y juegos sucios. ¿Podrá Alek escapar de las garras de Murad o del deseo desbordado y obsesivo de Emir Evliyaoglu?

Anastasia Harrison, eine junge Frau, die von ihrer grausamen Familie missbraucht wurde, dachte, ihr Leben sei vorbei, als man sie zwang, Richard, das schwarze Schaf der wohlhabenden Familie Wallace, zu heiraten. In der Zwischenzeit sollte ihre bevorzugte jüngere Schwester Michelle Xavier, den älteren Bruder, heiraten, der ein CEO war. Durch einen Fehler im Rathaus wurden jedoch die Namen der beiden in ihren Heiratsurkunden vertauscht. "Was soll das?! Wie kannst du mit Xavier Wallace verheiratet sein?" "Du bekommst weder Essen noch Wasser, bis du die Scheidungspapiere unterschreibst!" Um noch mehr Öl ins Feuer zu gießen, verstarb das alte Ehepaar Harrison und hinterließ sein gesamtes Vermögen Anastasia und nicht dem Rest der Familie. Das brachte die Harrisons an den Rand ihrer Belastbarkeit. Um ein friedliches Leben zu führen, war Anastasia bereit, auf ihr Erbe zu verzichten und die Familie zu verlassen, aber die Harrisons hatten andere Pläne. Sie wollten sie loswerden. Und zwar für immer. Durch einen glücklichen Zufall wurde Anastasia jedoch von ihrem neuen Ehemann Xavier gefunden, bevor es ihrer Familie gelang. Entschlossen, sich zu rächen, schloss sie einen Deal mit Xavier. "Bleib meine Frau und ich werde dir helfen, dich zu rächen!"

Anastasia Harrison, une jeune femme maltraitée par sa cruelle famille, pensait que sa vie était terminée lorsqu'ils l'ont forcée à épouser Richard, le mouton noir peu recommandable de la riche famille Wallace. Pendant ce temps, sa jeune sœur préférée, Michelle, allait épouser Xavier, l'aîné, qui était un PDG. Pourtant, une erreur à l'hôtel de ville a fini par inverser leurs noms sur leurs certificats de mariage respectifs. "C'est quoi ça ?! Comment se fait-il que tu sois mariée à Xavier Wallace ?" "Tu n'auras ni nourriture ni eau jusqu'à ce que tu signes les papiers du divorce !" Pour envenimer les choses, le vieux M. et Mme Harrison sont décédés, laissant tous leurs biens à Anastasia et non au reste de la famille. Cela a poussé les Harrisons à bout. Pour échanger contre une vie paisible, Anastasia était prête à abandonner son héritage et quitter la famille, mais les Harrisons avaient d'autres projets en tête. Ils voulaient se débarrasser d'elle. De manière permanente. Cependant, ce fut par un coup de chance qu'Anastasia fut trouvée par son nouveau mari, Xavier, avant que sa famille ne réussisse. Déterminée à prendre sa revanche, elle a conclu un pacte avec Xavier. "Continue d'être ma femme et je t'aiderai à prendre ta revanche !"

Anastasia Harrison, a young woman abused by her cruel family, thought her life was over when they forced her to marry Richard, the sleazy black sheep of the wealthy Wallace family. Meanwhile, her favored younger sister, Michelle, was set to marry Xavier, the elder brother, who was a CEO. Yet, an error at city hall ended up swapping their names on their respective marriage certificates. "What is this?! How are you married to Xavier Wallace?" "You're not getting any food or water until you sign the divorce papers!" To add fuel to the fire, the old Mr. and Mrs. Harrison passed away, leaving all their assets to Anastasia and not the rest of the family. This drove the Harrisons to their breaking point. To trade for a peaceful life, Anastasia was willing to leave her inheritance and leave the family, but the Harrisons had other plans in mind. They wanted to get rid of her. Permanently. However, it was by a stroke of luck that Anastasia was found by her new husband, Xavier, before her family succeeded. Determined to get her revenge, she struck a deal with Xavier. "Continue to be my wife and I will help you get your revenge!"

I died a virgin. I lied about having a girlfriend named Anastasia (definitely not AI). Then a truck hit me hard. Next thing I know, some hot goddess with a clipboard throws a “You’re emotionally bankrupt, but we’re giving you a second chance” system in my face and shoves me into MILFHEIM: a dungeon where lonely, stressed-out MILFs with emotional baggage need a handyman-slash-heartthrob. My quests? Fix plumbing, soothe crying toddlers, and maybe fight off the wine-swigging werewolf-aunt who’s mad at her ex. Level up my charm, unlock bizarre passive skills like “Backrub Proficiency” and “Scent of a Reliable Man,” and try not to embarrass myself while romancing these battle-hardened, busy moms. Who knew surviving midlife crises and managing tantrums was the ultimate endgame? Welcome to MILF Conquest Online. Your divine system rewards all your terrible life choices.