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Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

In a distant future where humanity thrives in the far reaches of space, the Skeld II, a colossal research and exploration vessel, serves as a beacon of hope and progress. Manned by a diverse crew of scientists, engineers, and military personnel, the ship’s mission is to push the boundaries of human knowledge. But beneath its polished exterior lies a creeping darkness—a sinister force that threatens not only the Skeld but the fragile fabric of human civilization. When a series of gruesome murders shatters the ship’s tranquility, rookie crew member Jean finds himself thrust into a nightmare of betrayal and fear. As paranoia spreads, Captain Max must rally his dwindling team against an unseen foe. Meanwhile, Kenneth, a trusted officer, descends into madness, invoking ancient powers and summoning the Dark One, a malevolent entity from a forgotten age. As alliances crumble and the body count rises, the survivors must confront the truth: the parasite that plagues them isn’t just physical—it’s spiritual, tearing apart their minds and sowing distrust. Their mission becomes clear: unite or perish. But in the face of overwhelming darkness, sacrifice becomes inevitable, and each character must wrestle with their own humanity. Hell on Earth is a gripping tale of survival, betrayal, and redemption, blending visceral horror with intense action. In a universe where shadows linger and light feels scarce, the Skeld’s crew must fight not only for their lives but for their souls. For on this ship, even the stars can’t save you from what lurks in the void.

Twenty-one-year-old Ryder Callahan is a misunderstood high school dropout with a reputation for being a delinquent. Getting suspended countless times from high school and, in the end, just dropping out. The only things that seem to interest him are smoking and knitting, a hobby he picked up from his late grandmother. Despite his rough outer shell, Ryder is loyal to his family and helpful around the house (when he isn't high), qualities that his mother loves and the only reason his parents haven't kicked him out yet. One day, Ryder finds himself in a situation where, while indulging in his usual routine of smoking and knitting in a secluded corner of a park near his house, he sees a brutal altercation between rival gangs that leaves him confused as fuck. Little does he know, his presence didn’t go unnoticed. Dominic Caruso, the notorious mafia boss known for his ruthless killings and feared reputation, catches wind of Ryder's witness to the crime. Initially angered by the potential threat to his whole way of life, Dom's curiosity is piqued when he learns more about the young man. Despite the empire he has built himself into, Dom is intrigued by Ryder’s indifference to the danger he's stumbled upon and his unconventional hobbies, and he can't get enough. He wants him. He needs him. And he's going to get him one way or another. This is I can't move on by yours, truly.

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Princess Ivana is as dazzling as she is daring, ruling her kingdom with confidence, charm, and a sharp wit. Caught between royal duties and secretive missions, she thrives in the shadows—until Edmund, her childhood rival-turned-ally, reappears. Their complicated past brims with unresolved tension, flirtation, and a shared history that neither can escape. As the kingdom’s fragile peace teeters, Ivana and Edmund’s bickering escalates, drawing them into a game of hidden motives and unspoken desires. In a world of alliances, secrets, and unpredictable twists, one thing is certain: their rivalry is far from over, and their fates are entwined in ways neither can resist.

Close Friends who turned strangers after getting into a relationship find out if they return back to being just friends or did they see to the end of the relationship

Chalassyians are a human race considered a curse. Therefore, Chalassy and its deep roots in the ancient Gods threaten the entire world, and their eradication serves the greater good. Cover Photo rights all belong to me!

Kevin... an 18 year old guy that transmigrates into a new world of magic and cultivation. watch as he uncovers the reason why males can't cultivate and reach the top of this world. [I'm new to writing and willing to learn with an open mind]

To you, who taught me what it feels to be loved…

Faced with the unfamiliarity of a fresh academic life, Susan's determination to succeed is unwavering, nevertheless, she quickly realizes that she can't do it alone. As Susan strives to make her mark, she catches the attention of two different classmates: Edmond and Augustine. Caught in a whirlwind of choices, Susan finds herself torn between two paths. She struggles with her decision, feeling the weight of her future hanging in the balance. The dynamic between Edmond and Augustine adds a layer of complexity to her journey, and as their personalities clash, so do their influences on Susan's life. As the semesters unfold, Susan's reliance on the two men in her life deepens, leading to unexpected friendships, personal growth, and even moments of love and heartache. Will Edmond or Augustine be the key to Susan's better future, or will her own actions be her downfall?

Vanessa died on her first life right after her break-up with first boyfriend of three months. Still confused Vanessa got hit by a car whose smoothly going on road a moment ago. To her surprise she reborn what's more into magical fantasy world and as noble she felt like she hit the jackpot or she thought.

We all have a story, this is mine!

[DISCONTINUED] Teen angst mixed with drama and hormones makes you do crazing things. It's a dangerous cocktail. And once those die down, and you are crossing the door to adulthood, you look back and analyze what you would have done differently. Unfortunately, that's a little hard to do when the world has gone to shit, and you have five kids and an estate to tend to, crops to grow, food to process, a big house to clean, and on top of that a stepbrother to find. But Rory rocks it like it's nothing. Planning his days to the minute and dealings with unforeseen events as if he had them planned. Don is far from his home, and family. He is constantly looking over his shoulder. He is tired, famished, and just wants to pull the plug on reality. Have a feast on a memory foam mattress - covered with pillows, and fluffy blankets - and watch a movie with his mother and sister. But he can't, his small group relies on his leadership to survive another day. He never thought his little sister would come and rescue them.

Yuki Hazakura’s life took a nosedive when his family’s debts landed him in the clutches of the yakuza. Now, he’s more used to dodging punches than taking exams, but all of that changes when he’s suddenly thrown into high school as a transfer student. Navigating teenage life feels almost as dangerous as the world he knows, and Yuki finds himself hilariously out of place. Things take an unexpected turn when he meets Haruna Miyazono, a blind girl who handles her own challenges with quiet strength—leaving Yuki wondering how she’s so calm in the chaos. As he struggles to fit in, dodge questions about his past, and deal with his growing responsibilities, Yuki begins to question if saving others might be his ticket to saving himself—or if he’ll forever be stuck in a life he can’t escape.

Tabata Shinji, receives orders from the Japanese High Command that the Philippines plans on building a fleet of Battleships that would rival even Japan's to-be-made Yamato battleship. And that he was to investigate; find out of it's construction in Manila, and other parts of the Philippines; and if possible, destroy the ships before they would even touch the seas. Outlooking the Manila Harbor, he sees a forlorn, macabre future awaiting it.

"What the f**k are my eyes seeing?!" “I..is this human?” ... A new world where there are no humans, but they consider them to be animals that became extinct long ago A new world where vampires and werewolves rule the world But the question here is where did this person come from?! “Hello, my name is Louis Tomlinson,” says the young man lying on the floor cheerfully, waving gently at them. ..... The year 2018 is where it all began Everyone was preoccupied with the stories of the vampires and the werewolf, which were considered fairy tales at the time until... Until a mad scientist thought about these creatures that were running his curiosity and because he did not find any trace of these creatures and discovered that they were really mythical And in order not to place himself in the circle of depression, he committed a great sin, a sin whose result is the end of all mankind. . . “You succeeded!!!” the world shouts with joy, followed by the applause of the rest of the crew and their happy cheer and encouragement to break this happy moment, the sound of bottles containing chemicals falling "Damn it, it's moving," says one of the trainees, terrified, so the scientist smiles at his side, grabs his syringe and compresses it with the body of the experimenter, emptying what's inside the syringe with his veins. "Don't worry, everything is fine," he says arrogantly, and did he say it's okay??? Because this was never what it was, it was quite the opposite!!

Lucy watched as her life burnt down before her eyes. And she was determined to make those responsible pay for it. "Sign, and I promise you we'll make them all pay for what they've done". Samuel smirked as he stared at her.

An Enemies to Lovers Story Xavier Woods is the CEO of Woods Enterprises Ltd, who is a ruthless, heartless, and unforgiving businessman. After being betrayed by his ex-lover, he now sees quiet and shy women as opportunists, selfish and untrustworthy. Rosaline Barker, a quiet, shy, reserved and ambitious young woman. Who has a lifelong dream of working in one of the best company in New York, but growing up in an abusive home and a very small town had her doubting herself. What will happen when these two crosses path with each other? Will Rosaline’s charms be enough to win the ruthless billionaire over?

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I Live On : Join Cain as he journeys through different worlds the multiverse has to offer with the power he was given by a Diety. Watch as our protagonist explores his way of life and gathers wisdom throughout his journey as he LIVES ON. A/N : This is my first time writing anything and this piece is purely to satisfy my imaginations. So enjoy and please leave feedbacks. p.s. I have done zero research for this so please bear with me as I go wild with this literature.

I always wondered, Why there is no revenge stories on NTR? Well there is ...

"They began to make love against the library shelves which creaked with their movement. It is common enough at such times to fantasize arriving in a remote high place. He imagined himself strolling on a smooth, rounded mountain summit, suspended between two higher peaks. He was in an unhurried, reconnoitering mood, with time to go to a rocky edge and take a glimpse of the near-vertical scree down which he would shortly have to thrown himself. It was a temptation to leap into clear space now, but he was a man of the world and he could walk away and wait. It was not easy, for he was being drawn back and he had to resist ... She was calling to him, inviting him, murmuring in his ear. Exactly so. They would jump together. He was with her now, peering into an abyss, and they saw how the scree plunged down through the cloud. Hand in hand, they would fall backward." Here are many Hottest Sex Scenes,... Because Words Can Turn You On Too Just read the first couple of scenes in this book and you’ll find steamy, romantic, arousing sex writing. Writing that doesn’t make you cringe from bad prose. Writing that offers a number of pleasures to be had — psychological, word-play, beautiful descriptions. These are some damn fine love scenes. Please know that I tried my best to write racy scenes that illustrated a wide range of human sexuality. If I did not happen to hit upon your specific form of sexual entertainment, I humbly apologize in advance (but seriously — there must be something here that entertains you).

I often asked myself why I didn’t like to show my feelings for him. It’s been a decade to look forward to his tantalizing heart, yet a thorny heart craved to push him to the dark clouds which help me to totally forget him. Can’t imagine, I have been infatuated with his precious face and enticing eyes since high school, however, I feel afraid to reveal it for him. A million nights to cast back his seductive face, which turned my life into a beautiful star, no matter how terrible the night is. But the moment to meet him, which courageously displayed my anger at him. I could not explain why, his personality likes a lofty wind, however I was not captivated by that. Indeed, I treated him like a tiger most of the time, till he got mad at me in the University. Countless nights of thinking about him, which made me insane to cast back how crazy I am. I wanted to die just to totally forget him, nor to feel hatred to think about him. However, my heart longed to meet my dreams, can’t deny, he’s part of my dreams. One day, I trudged inside the campus where the guy hit my silver eyeglass which totally broke. Looking back, I have been taking care of it since I was a young. This is actually expensive like how I loved him, indeed I can’t buy this anywhere, except my daddy who made it before he died. I trembled in my cells while staring at him, the moment the guy ceaselessly asked for an apology to me. I wanted to accept, since I have been putting my heart for him secretly, as expensive as it is. However, I felt enraged in front of him,” sorry, sorry, sorry,” I never listened to his words anymore,” you broke my day, you could not heal it,” I could not imagine how terrible my face was. Endlessly the guy apologized to me, I said to him,” stop saying like that,” then I slapped his face many times. That time, the guy hugged me tightly, which quaked my feelings for him. Nevertheless, I walked out from the man, since I don’t want to unconsciously reveal my hidden feelings. I wanted to die and carry his love to the unexpected planet, so I made up my mind to transfer to Ateneo University, where I met the other guy, who healed my feelings to the man, whom I loved the most. However, my heart has been longing forward to meet and be heard by feelings for. Every time I looked at the mirror, I saw his tempting face, which pulled my feet to go back to the University, where I met him before. I don’t want to force myself to be loved by his enticing heart, but I wanted to reveal how I often got mad at him since high school. Would I still meet and be heard my feelings for him? Letting you know that she’s a lovely girl, indeed many men have been longing for her tantalizing heart. Her name is Kaye, who did not have a family to financially support her. With the help of her effulgent mind, it was the reason why she's about to finish her medical course in the University. In her life, there were many storms, which never ceased to slap her way. With that, she wanted to be loved to someone whom she put in her silver heart. However, she felt enraged to face him, except if the hot man faded to her eyes, indeed the moment she unexpectedly saw him in the fast-food chain where she trembled her eyes. Under the counter, she loved him more than herself, no matter what the wave was, putting her life to the zoo, where decried a peculiar man, whom she has been putting in her dreams. A ravishing guy sighted at Kaye’s actions, which made him construct an objective meaning, based on what the eyes saw at the shaking body, while he looked at her. To know more about him, his name is Denver, a handsome guy, who studied in the prestigious University where he met Kaye, whom he never understood her treatment. Every time he found some broken glasses, casted it back on the woman whom he broke the glass with, so he wanted to meet and pay the amount of that glass. Believing that it is worth one billion dollars, yet he’s willing to pay for it. Do you think Kaye would accept it?