Potato Glados

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After retiring from the National Team, Qi Yue devoted herself to the study of agriculture. At a certain gathering, someone instigated a challenge, proposing that whoever lost at the shooting game would have to be kissed by Qi Yue. Seeing Qi Yue in the test fields, carrying a hoe, covered in mud and planting potatoes without any care for her appearance, turned everyone’s faces green with unease. Everyone scrambled to aim for the bullseye, terrified of being penalized. The final result was that the male god of University A, Gu Huai, raised his hand and shot a zero. The second time they met, Gu Huai was being maliciously provoked and overwhelmed at the Fencing Gym. Qi Yue couldn't stand by and was compelled to intervene. The third time they met, Gu Huai was homeless on the streets. Qi Yue spent all her living expenses for three months to help him. Years later. Qi Yue looked at the world shooting records certificate, the fencing championship trophy, and the dozen or so real estate certificates, all bearing Gu Huai's name, and fell into deep thought: "......"

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 27 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link if you want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

(End of the World + Rebirth + Space + Stockpiling Supplies) Suddenly, natural disasters hit and the world changed drastically. First, it was extreme heat, then extreme cold, followed by earthquakes, thick fog, eternal night, and acid rain. Liu Ruyan, who had struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse for ten years, finally died in the pouring acid rain. When she opened her eyes again, Liu Ruyan found that she had been reborn, and there were still three months before the apocalypse. After discovering a huge portable space in her family heirloom, Liu Ruyan set herself the first small goal after rebirth - spending 2.1 billion yuan to fill the space with supplies! From then on, Liu Ruyan started the stockpiling mode. Rice, flour, cooking oil and salt? Buy! Chickens, ducks, fish and meat? Buy! Clothes, hats, shoes and socks? Buy! Dried meat, chicken feet, mini hot pots, potato chips, spicy strips, and luosifen, none can be missed! (A survival story in the apocalypse, the male lead will be absolutely unexpected!)

The Jin Empire, one of the oldest and greatest empires witnessed by human civilization, especially during the reign of Emperor Jin Shi Roku, who enjoyed unparalleled intelligence and beast-like intuition, which allowed him to conclude the largest agreements and alliances witnessed in that era.... But wait a minute!... What's wrong with the emperor recently? He keeps looking for partners for his sons. This is the work of old women in hot springs... What happened to our emperor?! It has turned into...a matchmaker ?! ....ignoring his wives and trying to interfere with the going and the coming....Is this one of his secret plans to gain more power?!.....or perhaps signs of old age?...Of course, there's no way that his body was possessed by someone and their soul was transferred to a parrot?!....... right ?

Feng Suyin never thought she would lose her life and years of hard work on her wedding day. Adopted by the prestigious Feng family, she strived to prove herself a worthy member. However, who would have thought that her younger sister and her fiancé were secretly in love? It was only in the end that she realized that the person who truly loved her was the one she deemed as her academic rival for many years. After dying miserably in their hands and waking up one hundred days before her death, Feng Suyin vowed to prevent it from happening again. With her newfound knowledge, she was determined to protect herself from the betrayal that had led to her demise. As for Ji Yuzhe, who loved her secretly for many years… "How about we marry?" The blind man snapped his head towards Feng Suyin and glared at her, although he couldn't see her anymore. This woman had suddenly drunkenly barged into his home only to propose marriage. "You must be out of your mind." He said coldly. "Well, pardon me for asking. Your brother seems to like my sister more than me. He probably thinks I'm a potato." She shrugged. Ji Yuzhe pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache coming his way. It didn't occur to him that Feng Suyin moved to his side, her face inching closer towards his, catching him off-guard. “I might be a potato, but at least I’ll be your sweet potato.”

‼️[Warning, this novel contains elements of Gore, Violence, Sexual Content, Incest among other things. Proceed at your own risk.] ‼️ Ever wondered what happens after we shuffle off this mortal coil? Aiden's life has been a series of unfortunate events, and it all culminates in one freak accident. While wandering through the Garden Of Eden, he eats the fruit of Yggdrasil without understanding the implications. Now, he finds himself in a realm called Arcadia, where individuals known as EVOs can ascend to unimaginable heights of power. Gifted with this new chance, he will make sure to reach the very top. But wait... is that a System? Additional Tags: Action | Adult | Adventure | Artifacts | BDSM | Beautiful female lead | Complex family relationships | Cultivation | Cunning Protagonist | C*nnilingus | Demi-humans | Demons | Dragons | Elves | First-time Interc**rse | F*llatio | Handsome male lead | Hardworking protagonist | Harem-seeking protagonist | Human-Nonhuman relationship | H*ndjob | Incest | Male protagonist | M*sturbation | Master-disciple relationship | Master-servent relationship | Older Love Interests | Overpowered Protagonist | Paizuri | Perverted Protagonist | R-18 | Romance | Ruthless protagonist | Slaves | Smut | Soul power | Succubus | System | Sister Complex | Threesome | Younger love interests

Lenford Ruthard is a seemingly normal and plain man. However, he holds a secret he never dared bare to the world. He was a homosexual. In this day and age, such preference are tolerated but still seen as vile and disgusting. He never dared to come out to his parents let alone tell his secrets to anybody. His current infatuation with Rayson, the most proficient and talented worker in his office has now suddenly been uncovered. With his sexuality and secret uncovered due to Doyle Richardson, Rayson's best friend and another proficient worker. He is now put in the spotlight with how earnestly he has to work to satisfy Doyle's cravings to keep his secret. WARNING!!! DUBIOUS CONSENT / NON-CON, ABUSE AND RAPE! But if that's okay, you may proceed. You may support my work by buying me a cup of coffee on Ko-fi.com/nicole9924496

Eryx Vales, a reclusive game developer, is reincarnated in a medieval world with the god-like Ascendant Sovereign System. With the power to conquer realms and manipulate fate, he quickly rises to unimaginable strength. But as his influence grows, Eryx uncovers a hidden darkness, threatening to unravel everything he’s built. Will he control his power, or will something far more dangerous consume it all?

Jack Cooper, abandoned and ridiculed for his appearance, survives the harsh streets through sheer willpower. His life takes a dramatic turn when he meets Paul, a master assassin who offers him a chance to gain power and respect. Under Paul’s rigorous and often painful training, Jack transforms into one of the world’s top assassins, mastering the art of assassination and weaponry. Tragedy strikes when Paul is killed by a powerful adversary. Jack, driven by a desire for revenge, meticulously plans and executes his retaliation. However, during the final battle, he is poisoned and succumbs to his injuries. Jack’s story doesn’t end with his death. He awakens in a mysterious new world as Lucas Reed, the third prince of the Reed royal family. Armed with his past life’s skills and experiences, Lucas vows to become invincible and powerful in this new realm. The legend of the Prince Assassin is about to unfold, as Lucas navigates this new world with the determination and cunning of an assassin.

There are many games in the world but who would have guessed that this would be different. The beta testing he unluckly got chosen for he gets tossed into this world with no warning how will he survive.

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

I just wanted to slurp my instant noodles and enjoy another trashy series, that’s all I was looking forward to. But instead, I got kidnapped. Then, I died. That's what I remember, at least. But hey, I didn't stay dead. Somehow, I got reincarnated into the body of a young master of the Rainbow Sect. The problem? He was your typical arrogant, spoiled young master. A guy with a ridiculously inflated ego who loved flaunting his power and wealth. So, yeah, not exactly a great deal for me. Instead of waiting for my inevitable doom, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I wasn't about to play the part of some arrogant, entitled brat. I wasn't going to fight other geniuses, and I sure as hell wasn't going to waste my time trying to reach the top in some ridiculous power struggle. Nope. I was done with that nonsense. So, I fled. I ran as far away as I could and found myself a nice, quiet life... cultivating herbs in the peace and solitude of my own little garden. Who needs to challenge the heavens when you can grow your own food in peace? Farming was where the real satisfaction was for me. Fighting, scheming, and trying to outsmart everyone? Not my thing. But growing the perfect batch of herbs? Now that was a true art. ---------------------- This is a slice-of-life series, where a lazy dude just wants to stay out of the power struggle. I ain't no pro or anything, and honestly, this is the first time I’ve written a novel. I'm also a potato, and not a gun owner, so English ain't my mother tongue. But don't worry, I went to school, and it wasn’t an art one.

[Military Fiction] [Light System] [Slice of Life] Back then, the fire service was still a branch of the military. Countless dreaming youths clutching steel guns were assigned to the firefighting forces that only used water guns and cannons. Fang Huai, a seasoned firefighter, has been reborn? Of course, he's out for money! Returning home, he found that even the camouflage bags from the Armed Forces Department had been brought back. ...... In an interview. Fang Huai points to the myriad of Military Merit Medals on his chest. "Each Military Merit Medal represents a step of my progress." The reporter nods, "I understand the thrill of being rewarded, I was a soldier too!" Fang Huai laughs and shakes his head: "No, you really don't understand." ...... This is a story about a military unit, but also a story about life.

When 2 worlds collide, and meet right in the middle. A detective and a smart CEO. Who knew they would be perfect for each other? Emilia and Alexis surely didn't know.....

[WSA Entry] Priv Tiers low cost this month!!! Up to 15 Chapters! Let us get the 1000 unlocks! James, a bored supermarket worker who loves reading cultivation novels, dies in a car accident and gets reincarnated into the body of Tian Li, a talentless cultivator from the Cloud Sect. Unhappy with his new life, he decides to leave the sect and pursue his dream of starting a farm. Along the way, he makes friends with a big toad named Big. T and finds a cheap house in a remote village. However, he soon realizes that his peaceful life is not as simple as he thought. He will have to face dangers and mysteries that will challenge his beliefs and test his courage. Will he be able to follow his own path in a world where power is everything? Find out in this hilarious and heartwarming cultivation novel! All of that with the help of his incredible System! [Spiritual Farming System] A potato Tian Li plants becomes a rare 100 Year Old Potato, which increases cultivation! The animals Tian Li takes care of became Spiritual Beasts, and even the fish he fishes were rare golden carps! ~~~~ The Slice of Life will truly start after he leaves his sect the second time, and makes his own sect. It will also start the kingdom building aspect. Also, he might become dark in the future for some reasons related to his cultivation and his demonic energy!

# chief assistant Zhao Chuchu was reborn in a time before the apocalypse. As soon as the space was filled with supplies, something fell from a high altitude and killed her. Then, she transmigrated, becoming a small villager in an unknown dynasty. She started this new life by taking out the natives, dealing with the plague, and becoming a divine doctor in one fell swoop. Using her fists, she gained high status. She bullied those scums until they cried for their mommy and begged for mercy. She produced large quantities of rice, beans, and sweet potatoes… She could do everything, and she earned a lot of money with that. Everyone watched as she reconciled with Xiao Xiucai. They watched until a baby was born, as well as until Xiao Xiucai became the top scholar and smoothly became the Chief Minister. Then, everyone waited for the day the Chief Minister would divorce his wife, who went through hardships in life with him. They waited and waited until the couple had grown old, the two living together for the rest of their lives.

Is it too much to ask for something magical, something extraordinary, something out of this world? Being raised in a conservative family regarding relationships, and in a society where fear is prevalent everywhere, I went from a kid who used to dream about doing everything alone, traveling, going on hikes and adventures, starting business ventures, to a young adult who wishes, even prays desperately for a prince, her soulmate who could make her feel secure, who could fulfill her fantasies, as she realized how impossible they have become. Sometimes I wonder maybe I am creating these invisible boundaries for myself, and I just need to break them, while other times it’s the society and my family. And I cannot break those barriers without consequences. There is so much I want and I don’t know how to get it. There's so much I want to experience, and I keep stopping myself from the ridiculous reasoning such as it's raining, to a few realistic ones like I don’t have money or I have to save money. Honestly, I don’t know what to say. I want something, and I don’t know how or what it is.............................

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Axel Cruz is a Salesman in DL supermarket in the Philippines an otaku, and a reader of webnovels. He always nag about why he was born in a poor family and that he have a boring and repeating life. He always dreams of being reincarnated to another world or be born with talent that nobody have like what fantasy books and novel character always have and as if giving him that opportunity a God descended and said that they will despair and bear a life with endless fear yet the God have certain mercy and gave them something to resist and that was the birth of "Awakening and Skill system(God eyes)" This is a story of a being who wants to rise into something that no one can reach with the help of his skill "Fantasy Manifestation".

In a hidden dimension, older and wilder than our own, an ancient power plays games with fate and destiny. Bored with endless eons of lonely cultivation, this entity has become obsessed with manipulating mortals as they struggle with love, betrayal, and trifling squabbles. But when a mortal dies, an insignificant action brings about an irreversible change. On Earth, Sith lived a monotonous life. Days bled into nights, no goal in life, except the unattainable Hailey Constantine. His pathetic simping reached legendary proportions, finally causing his death in the name of love. His reward? A swift death and a voice ringing in his now formless mind: "Hidden Mission Completed: Die for Love. Welcome to the Simping System. Objective: Become the Playboy Supreme." Now, armed with mysterious powers and an even more confusing system, he must navigate this new world. Ancient powers, supreme bloodlines, arcane lands, and the relentless pursuit of love (or is it lust?) await. One misstep, and he risks becoming a pawn in a vast universal game. It seems his old simping ways might have inadvertently prepared him for a much greater battle: survival in a world where the gods themselves are a little bit petty.

Romance, Comedy-drama. “Are you trying to resist my charm, sugarplum? ” he smirked and took a step close to her, cornering her near the staircase. “You are just too full of yourself, cupcake.” She said with a smug smile. “Oh, so you mean that you're not affected by all this hotness?” He said. She tsked and circled her hands around his neck and whispered. “Do you want me to be honest? You are really hot; as hot as smashed potato.” She smirked and pushed him and walked away with her head held high. Kitten has claws, eh! He thought to himself. Damien Ryder is a hot, arrogant, and ruthless business tycoon. He is nothing but pain is ass. But behind all this arrogance, there is a secret that Damien is hiding from everyone. A secret that is is painful at the same time his only healer. Vaidehi Aggarwal is a sweet girl next door, who lives with her big family in India. Sarcastic, Sweet, and clumsy Vaidehi is in a search of job and lands herself in New York, away from her family. What will happen when Ms. Sarcastic will stumble upon our hot arrogant Mr. Asshole? Romance will brew or they will strangle each other's neck? Cover credit- I don't own this cover. All the credit goes to the creator of this cover. ** Will be updated twice in week

Skeletons filled the warehouse with tomatoes and potatoes, death knights milked cows, vampires gnawed on watermelons, succubi were busy in the kitchen, and the Lich King was quietly licking ice cream...

Cent, short for Crescent, recently finds out that she is the daughter of the great demon, Beelzebub, when she got a pair of horns on her eighteenth birthday instead of a pair of skating shoes. She finally got her answer why she never once felt that she belonged, turns out, she is not entirely human. When her estranged dad came knocking to take her away from her wretched foster life, Cent grabs the opportunity to be with her only ‘living’ family. But, he is called the great demon for a reason. After disturbing her life, he drops her like a sack of potatoes in front of the gloomy gates of Transylvania Academy. Turns out, before her great demon dad can accept her, she still needs to prove herself worthy. Does she have what it takes to carry the privilege as an only child of a great demon? Does she have what it takes to be a monster?

It was said that before the Primal God came into existence, there was a being, created from the purest form of dark energy. This being was the embodiment of chaos and destruction! This being had many names, Darkness, Evil, Destroyer, Universe Ender... to name a few. But the one widely used was the Accidental God! But after the Primal God came into existence, he created the universe and fearing for its safety, from the influence of the Accidental God, created powerful warriors known as the Sentinial Soldier. With his Sentinial army, the Primal God defeated and imprisoned the Accidental God! But that was never the case, as the Accidental God had already escaped and made his way into the universe, forever haunting it with chaos! . . . PS, the Book cover isn't mine. Found it on Pinterest.

Bob was on a ski trip in the mountains. However, after getting caught up in an avalanche, he wakes up underground cave. He soon realises that he did not die and is still on Earth. The only issue? A talking magical cat has decided to bring him along to save the multiverse. Being forced to come along despite barely receiving any explanation as to what is going on, Bob figures out how to use magic and attempts to survive while discovering the truth behind all the nonsense that keeps happening. "Before you get ahead of yourself, you are not a chosen one or anything. You are just some guy I decided to bring along. That is all there is to it. Totally." Be warned this book is stupid.

After waking up from their slumber, the entire world transmigrated to a parallel universe. Every adult automatically received a private plot of land, each of equal area. At the same time, a robotic female voice sounded. It told them that each person would be ranked and graded based on their farming process and harvest results. Then, they would receive their rewards or punishments accordingly. With that, humanity returned to the farming era. Li Tianxiang transmigrated over and awakened the Heavenly Market System. He discovered that his farm space was connected to other dimensions. This allowed him to bring in superior seeds, higher-leveled farming tools, and more powerful labor from other worlds…... As such, while others were still trying to cultivate their barren land, over a hundred orcs lumbered in Li Tianxiang’s farmland. While others were lugging over water from afar to water their saplings, Li Tianxiang was inviting the dark elves to help him dig the Moon Well. While others were building fences to increase the defense of their farmland, Li Tianxiang had planted rows upon rows of peashooters and potato mines. While others were struggling to expand their farmland, Li Tianxiang was sitting in his manor that spanned tens of thousands of acres.