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Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

A normal boy moves into his dad's childhood town with his dad. What can go wrong?

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ygSAnYJu Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

Jonah Serene is a normal Highschooler until his Dad gets into trouble. he knows that his dad is a scientist but, he didn't know that his dad has invented a dangerous item called 'STR CHIP' which allows a person who put this chip into his brain to be able to see a.... 'SYSTEM'?! using this, he wants to take revenge for his father who got killed by an unknown organisation.

I was hit by a truck and died. Then I met a goddess. I thought she would send me to a fantasy world to learn magic. Instead, she transmigrated me to a parallel universe very similar to Earth. Now I have a wife and two children, I have to work hard to give them a good life. Oh, did I ever tell you that I was sent to a 3rd world country in 1999?

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

It's a revenge story of a guy whose dad was a drug dealer and got killed by a very powerful man known as Juan Pablo.In the novel,the guy had to find the killer of his dad and take revenge.Along the line,he found out that the death of his mom and nanny was also linked to Juan.He goes to find a partner at Juan's club in order for him to gain much access to Juan.Not knowing,the partner he found was Juan's daughter,Jade.At first,Jay is found locked up in a series of romance but later jade finds out that the people she lived with weren’t her parents and so does Jay.Time passes as Jay and Jade find out that their mothers exchanged them over a shady deal.Jade automatically became the girl whose parents were killed.Will jade oppose his fake dad?,will Jay help jade fulfill the desire for revenge? or will Jay side with his long lost parents?.

A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Content Warning ] [ Comedy Ahh.. Romance ] [ Dirty Ahh... Jokes ] [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

On a bustling university campus, Su Chen thought life couldn’t get any more mundane. That is, until the school’s most idolized girl dramatically called him “dad” in front of everyone. As jaws dropped, Su Chen’s world turned upside down. The truth behind the shock? Nineteen years ago, during a hazy night, Su Chen had a brief but life-altering encounter with Lin Wanxue, a beautiful and fearless policewoman. Now, their child has grown into a brilliant young woman, and Su Chen suddenly finds himself thrown into the deep end of fatherhood. Living with his headstrong daughter and Lin Wanxue proves to be both a challenge and a blessing. But things take an even more bizarre twist when Su Chen discovers the “Selection System,” a mysterious mechanism that rewards him for simple fatherly tasks. Spin his daughter around? Earn a hefty cash prize. Participate in family activities? Unlock luxury rewards. It’s a game of choices where family life intertwines with extraordinary gains. As Su Chen adapts to this chaotic new reality, he learns that family means more than just shared DNA—it’s about the laughter, struggles, and unbreakable bond that comes with it.

Izuku is hit with the biggest bricks ever. This wasn't as devastating as being told he was quirkless, but it was up there. All for One is his dad! Or Dad for One happens and everyone should be scared of Inko Midoriya.

I am a super rich second generation and is experiencing life and doesn't want to go back to inherit the trillion-dollar fortune, but my wife thinks I have no money T_T

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

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"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

A teenage boy meets with an coincident which made him a cosmo-holder. but his dad was a brutal villain. also the cosmo-elementary is on the way to find 7 remaining 7 cosmo-stones.

[MATURE CONTENT] Betrayed by her sister, Nidia South ended up having a one-night stand with a random man. Eight months later, her premature pregnancy made it to the news. Jackson Cunningham, Baile City's business tycoon, immediately recognized her on the news and forcefully took custody of their child. However, the child only wanted his mother's breast milk, hence Nidia was brought to the mansion as well. She had thought that this was a cold and cruel man, a cold-blooded capitalist, but in reality... she was the girl of his dreams, he had been longing for her for ten years. Jackson did everything in his power to be able to keep her in his life, all he wanted to do was take care of her and spoil her.

Me, dad, paladin, The first baby PK under the stars! I am not convinced to come to war! ------------------------------------------- I'm back, message to the readers Hey, everyone! Long time no see, right? I've had some personal issues and ended up taking a break for a while, but I'm back! I'm excited to pick up where we left off. I have a special request for you all: I'm planning to review all the chapters, but there's a small obstacle—I'm not fluent in English. So, I thought about asking for your help. If anyone is willing to collaborate, please comment on the paragraphs with any errors you find. I promise to do my best to correct each one. I appreciate everyone's understanding and support in advance. I can't wait to get back. Thank you

Synopsis: Lin Xuan's life takes an unexpected turn when he reunites with a woman from his past and discovers that he is the father of not one, but two beautiful children. As fate intertwines their lives once more, Lin Xuan finds himself embarking on a new and extraordinary journey of fatherhood. With the activation of the perfect dad system, Lin Xuan embraces his new role with determination and love. A man of remarkable talents, he possesses top culinary skills and the gift of a musical virtuoso, not to mention his staggering fortune worth billions. His striking looks, exceptional talents, and a charming figure make him a magnet for admiration and envy alike. Devoted to providing the best life for his babies and his wife, Lin Xuan spares no expense, showering them with love and luxury. But amidst their happiness, countless women can't help but wonder why such an outstanding man belongs to someone else's family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't own this novel, i am merely translating this Original title: 人在大学，开局成为奶爸 Author: Luan Yi Source:https://sj.uukanshu.com/book_amp.aspx?id=160525

Synopsis: Lin Xuan's life takes an unexpected turn when he reunites with a woman from his past and discovers that he is the father of not one, but two beautiful children. As fate intertwines their lives once more, Lin Xuan finds himself embarking on a new and extraordinary journey of fatherhood. With the activation of the perfect dad system, Lin Xuan embraces his new role with determination and love. A man of remarkable talents, he possesses top culinary skills and the gift of a musical virtuoso, not to mention his staggering fortune worth billions. His striking looks, exceptional talents, and a charming figure make him a magnet for admiration and envy alike. Devoted to providing the best life for his babies and his wife, Lin Xuan spares no expense, showering them with love and luxury. But amidst their happiness, countless women can't help but wonder why such an outstanding man belongs to someone else's family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't own this novel, i am merely translating this Original title: 人在大学，开局成为奶爸 Author: Luan Yi Source:https://sj.uukanshu.com/book_amp.aspx?id=160525 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lux Ashford, is a normal boy who enjoys solving mysteries and dreams to seek ancient artifacts. Just like his dad who went missing few years ago. He thought it will just be a dream. Little did he know that there are groups who wants him and the secrets his dad left with to him.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

Mo Han was in a tough spot. His daughter, Chen Chen, needed a lot of money, three hundred thousand, for an operation to treat her leukemia. He didn't have the cash and didn't know what to do. So, he tried to come up with some sneaky plans near a bar, hoping to raise the money that way. But things went from bad to worse when an old classmate who had rejected him in college caught him red-handed. She made fun of him and made him feel even worse. When Mo Han's wife, Luo Ning, found out about the situation, she rushed over with Zhang Hao, who had a crush on her. But instead of helping, Luo Ning shocked Mo Han by suggesting they get a divorce! And just like that, she left with Zhang Hao in a car, leaving Mo Han feeling alone and confused. After a night of heavy rain, something amazing happened to Mo Han. He unexpectedly inherited something really special from someone called Ye Lingfeng, a fallen medical expert. From that moment on, Mo Han's life took a turn. He decided to take charge of his own destiny and set out to change the world, no matter what challenges came his way.

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"hahahaha,is life playing joke with me"Alison Jones who has was recently betrayed by her fourth boyfriend in one year said angrily smashing the mirror into thousand piece. read for more.....

PS: Steamy with an interesting storyline. //Matured content// Ayla, Brielle, and Aria were abandoned by their Dad. Their Mum, Sienna was left to take care of them after being left with nothing by her husband. Aria died when there was not enough money to pay for her surgery. Ayla and Brielle swore to take down their Dad and all he has built. Join them in their journey to bring down one of the greatest empires in the whole of Wenmark. This is going to be an interesting read!!! Ensure you read till the end!!!