Only Fools And Horses Time On Our Hands

In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

I never had any friends. Yes, there were people I called friends, but deep down, I knew they didn’t truly care about me, and I didn’t care much for them either. So, I did what I thought was right—I pushed them all away. I convinced myself that being alone was better, and for a long time, I didn’t hate it. But as much as I loved being alone, I didn't want to be lonely. I also wanted someone and something special—a real bond with someone I could call my Best Friend. I wanted to care, to be cared for in return. Then, against all odds, something I believed to be impossible happened. I found that person. For the first time, I cared for someone. I believed that I had found what I was looking for. But as time passed, I was forced to realize the cruel truth I had been too blind to see. Something I had tried my best to ignore. It was my biggest mistake. I was the only one who cared. I gave it my all only for it to be thrown away. In the end, I was left standing in the same lonely place. But this time, it hurt...

Treated sorely by his one family Would he be able to make it..?

"Her protector. But who will protect her from him? If there was anything Former General Smirnov cared about , it was his precious and sheltered daughter, Vasilisa. After a second attack that threatened to take her life, he realized that his daughter was being stalked by a dangerous serial killer. He then sought out an old ally from his days, a literal terminator Former Brigadier General Alexei Aslanov Voronin. "Protect my daughter’s life, and I will give you the one thing you most desire.". ------ Spoilt Obnoxious Bratty, I didn't care what anybody called me. Except him His taunts, words, jabs, and insults goaded me, turned me on yet chipped at my soul. Despite the impending and looming threat to my life, all I seemed to care about was proving him wrong, wiping that stupid smirk of his divine lips. He was drawing me in, dragging me to the fiery depths of hell and with my two wide and opened eyes, I followed. You know why? That's what Fools do for Love Book one in the #For Love series. The For Love series captures the essence of Love and what even the most unlikeliest of people would be willing to do for Love. Despite creating the cover image myself, I do not claim rights to the background picture and also to my character images. All gotten from pinterest. Thank you for Your time. Trust me, you're gonna love this story. ~Rahma.

Kazuya Hoshino possesses an unnerving ability: with just a touch, he can bend anyone’s will to his own. Beneath his calm exterior lies a mind that sees people as pawns to be manipulated, their wills bent to his desires. Will This Puppet Master Succeed?

After being reincarnated as a female lead in a reverse harem novel. Avery, who possessed Avyanna Brooke's body, a female lead who us beautiful, wise and strong. Every man wanted her to be their muse. And there are four male leads that seek the lady's hand. But, turns out the soul that possessed her body is a lesbian. Avery was loved at first sight at the innocent faced villainess Yelena Royal, a woman who is also candidate for the throne.

Why Is everyone acting like they're alive, This must be a dream. I have no concept or a lot of knowledge just doing this for fun. and my spare time. This is a parallel time line. also it's going to get dark... Dark fantasy if you like it if you don't you can move along before you get shocked. so if you are interested join if not move along. I DO NOT OWN GAME OF THRONES Or ANYTHING THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. IM JUST DOING THIS ON MY SPARE TIME.

What if there's a vampire apocalypse? and you're one of the only humans left, well, that's what happened to Leviathan

The world has never been fair to Ronan and bad luck seems to be his middle name. Going about his business, he is suddenly transported to another world which seems to be very familiar to him, yet the ride to the destination was anything but desirable. Rather than endure and give up, why not laugh? "HAHAHAHAAHA! Nothing ever goes my way!" PS. This is for fun. This is my first book so there might be grammar mistakes or mistakes in general, but I hope to learn. Summary might be changed but I don't want to put too much into it since I like surprises. Thanks for reading!

Nolan Rook is a sorcerer who wants to master the magic of time in order to return to the past. After spending years studying and experimenting with this magic, Nolan has been able to increase the time in which he can go back in time, but this magic has a great limitation. In desperation, as he grows older and older with no further progress with this magic, Nolan sacrifices everything in a ritual that will change everything.

Waking up to find himself in an unknown land and as a half - vampire, Kho decided to do what any reader of web novels would do - have fun. At least, that was the plan; until he was forced to kill traitors, topple empires, and commit heinous sins - simply to survive. With his past unknown and his life in constant danger, follow Kho on his journey to the top (semi - top) as he makes friends, enemies (a lover?) and slowly unravels the mysteries of his past. © All rights reserved. PS: If you like the novel, would you like to show your support? Join my patreon! Where you can get at minimum 5 chapters ahead! And also discord! https://www.patreon.com/SoManyAngels

A world where carnage and war is natural, a girl who yearned for perfection is reincarnated and seeks to be with the woman she loves. Briefly encountering each other in her previous life, she fell in love with a powerful tyrant who saved her life. She dies a disastrous death at the hands of fate and is offered a second chance by a demonic being known as a fairy. Twisting time, the demon has the power to grant her wish and give her a chance to be with the one she loves in exchange for bringing it back to life in its own body. She encounters and faces many dangers in order to obtain the ingredients for the ritual while trying her best to become stronger and be with the love of her life. Zara has an unhealthy obsession for her love partner Cera, who is extremely possessive over Zara. This is a story of demons, death, fighting, and love.

In a world that has long felt too ordinary for Kira, everything changes the day a mysterious and impossibly gorgeous deity descends from the sky. Announcing the start of a deadly and transformative game called the ACTS, the deity reveals that Earth’s inhabitants must now fight for their survival, facing 30 brutal and unpredictable trials. Each participant is granted a unique power, a starting skill that will be their lifeline through the Acts. For Kira, this is no nightmare—it’s the moment he’s been waiting for his entire life. While others panic and crumble in fear, Kira embraces the chaos with excitement, finally feeling alive in a world that had always bored him. The deity’s promise is simple: Survive each Act, grow stronger, and ascend to godhood. But the journey won’t be easy. PvP and PvE challenges, hostile environments, and the other participants themselves stand between Kira and his dream. Alongside nine other MVP candidates, Kira must rise to the top and secure his place as the ultimate champion. As the First Act begins, Kira chooses the path of Shadow Manipulation, unlocking powers that allow him to control darkness itself. With each Act more dangerous than the last, Kira will have to rely on his wits, strength, and skill if he hopes to become the one to ascend to godhood—and rule over this new, ruthless world.

"[A refined good-for-nothing thug in a suit vs the evil but sweet-looking financial magnate. A sweet romance novel where both leads pursue each other.] Su Xianyi was nineteen when she fell in love with Lu Shiyuan. She mustered her courage to say, “Dr. Lu, thank you for saving me. Can you give me your contact number? I’d like to thank you properly.” The man casually flicked away the excessive ash on his cigarette and smiled at her, blatantly flirting. “Do you like me?” Su Xianyi ran away. When they met again, her elders introduced him saying, “You can call him ‘Uncle’.” Su Xianyi felt nervous and guilty in his presence. She carefully hid away her thoughts, but then… The man donned a black suit, white shirt, and was slowly tugging his tie loose. When mesmerizing black eyes framed by golden rimmed glasses, he asked gently in his hoarse voice, “Would you like to come to my place?” Later on, Su Xianyi became famous because her reputation was tarnished for robbing another’s fortune, bullying, and being lawless. Yet, she had a clean and innocent face, making her look harmless, when she was actually a typical evil financial magnate capable of winning arguments and clobbering phonies. Her family clarified, “Our child is most obedient and sensible.” The public apologized, “… Forgive us for being blind!” Someone suggested that they should release a piece of breaking news to subdue undesirable gossip. And then… [Su Xianyi and Lu Shiyuan are already married] became a trending search."

Jack finds himself inexplicably transported from his mundane life as a busybody adventurer into the magical realm of Avalon after stepping into the deeper parts of the Cave Of Echoes. Confused and naked, he navigates the enchanting yet perilous world entirely different from the Avalon we've all known. Add To Library & Do Support This Book.

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[Mature Content] English is not my first language. ||| All the seven families would be granted a sip of the immortality dew that they would get from sacrificing Cain and Cassandra Wintergrave, the Emperor and the Empress, as well as their three children: Imperial Crowned Princess Ravenna, Imperial Prince Lucius, and Imperial Princess Scarlat, who were 7, 4, and 2 years old respectively. They got to the youngest heirs first, killing them mercilessly, then parted to the Empress and the Emperor, as they couldn't find the Crowned Princess, and as they were sacrificing them, the immortality dew was being made in front of them. Ravenna watched it all happen from where her mom had hidden her in the throne room. When they were not looking, she grabbed the vessel of the dew. She had her mother teleportation ring on, that her mother had given her when she hid her in the throne room, telling her to turn the magic on it, on, and go to where her mother had set the magical portal to. So, she turned the dew it all down her throat in front of everyone, yelling a promise that she'd one day comeback to make them pay for what they did, and before they attacked her, she teleported away. Ravenna was 7 and never found. I am Ravenna. And I remember it all too well.

The worst thing to happen to me was a horse. A horse, you asked? Yes, a one of a kind, a Belgian Draft talking mare named Elly. I was separated from my platoon after a unexpected firefight when she captured me against my will. Who was this talking mare and why does she want anything to do with me, a lowly corporal in the US Army during America's invasion of Iran. She said she needed my help and wouldn't take no for an answer. Nor will she let me out of her sight, even for a moment. Better to stick with her I reasoned than take my chances with local residents and roaming militia on the hunt for lone American soldiers like me in the besieged city of Ahvaz. When I do finally get back to my platoon the first question they'll ask is; "James Smelly, what the hell have you been doing with that horse."

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After awakening to his incarnate, Ryokai Ejiero makes his claim on the world and seeks the power to prevent another Heart Fruit disaster.

In the far future humanitys galaxy-spanning Empire is attacked by two bloodthirsty aliens from beyond our galaxy. In the midst of the desperate struggle against these new enemies, a fanatical soldier of the Empire loses his life in glorious combat. Now lost in the void between life and death he then is sent back in time to prepare humanity for this coming danger. To help him do this, he is reborn as something more than just a regular human. With this and the help of extensive knowledge of old technologies and weapons, he will try to rewrite history. The only problem is that his knowledge of the long-forgotten past is extremely vague. According to old archeological findings on old Earth, it is believed that 3 world wars were fought. The knowledge of when and where isnt known but what is known is that the Second World War was a direct cause for the Third World War starting. And, the one who started the second world war was Charlie Chaplin and his evil red regime that killed millions and attempted to conquer the world. All seemed hopeless until the U,N came and defeated Charlie Chaplin and brought peace to the world for a while. This might look like its inspired by Warhammer, Diablo or other movie or game titles but its not, I promise. This book takes place in World War 2 Germany. This is an alternative take on World War 2 and beyond.

Are you tired of the oppressive Government system? The rich remain wealthy, while the poor stay destitute. The law favors the powerful and influential, showing special treatment to those with status, while ignoring the plight of ordinary citizens. They proclaim "ignorance of the law excuses no one," yet those in power easily manipulate and control the law to their advantage, trampling anyone in their path as long as they have money and wealth. In this compelling novel, a seemingly foolish character emerges, not as a hero, but as the remedy to the unavoidable ills of society. Through his journey, He will challenge the status quo, confront the corruption, and offer hope to those who have been oppressed for far too long Shedding light by using his own blood on the injustices of the world and inspiring a call for change.

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Sang Sang, seorang pelayan kelas rendah di kediaman Gu. Datang dari desa nelayan dekat pesisir pantai dengan membawa harapan besar ingin mengubah roda kehidupan keluarganya jadi lebih baik, tapi siapa yang akan menduga kalau roda kehidupan nya berputar sangat cepat hingga membawanya ke puncak tertinggi dalam hidupnya. Disamping itu, dia juga harus bertahan hidup di tengah-tengah konspirasi besar yang mempertaruhkan hidupnya.

Get ready to gallop into the world of Stargate Equestrian University, where passion, friendship, and romance come together in a thrilling ride! Join Cellie on an unforgettable adventure filled with: New friendships that will make your heart soar, Ponies that will capture your heart, Romance that will leave you breathless. Saddle up and ride along with Cellie as she takes on the challenges of university life, self-discovery, and first love. The starting gate is open - are you ready to take the reins?

Second Young Master Shen, the richest man in the capital, was a living man in a vegetative state. He had been lying in bed for seven years. Old Master Shen had chanced upon a fortune teller who claimed that the daughter of a widow living in the countryside with the surname Wang could bring Second Young Master Shen good fortune. Maybe he might still have a chance to live. This widow with the surname Wang was Qu Yue's adoptive mother. Her adoptive mother could not bear to part with her precious daughter, so she coerced Qu Yue to marry into the Shen family. "Your younger sister has a good boyfriend and is currently pregnant. If she marries over, the Shen family will not let us off! We've raised you for so many years, and now we're sending you to be the young lady of a wealthy family. What else do you have to be unsatisfied about?" Eventually, Qu Yue became the bride that was supposed to turn the Shen family's misfortune around. She knew that once she was sent to the Shen family, she would become the scapegoat if she could not cure Second Young Master Shen's illness. Everyone was waiting to see this ridiculous superstition fail. Unexpectedly, Second Young Master Shen awakened on the night of their marriage. Even so, there were still people who laughed at how the Second Young Mistress was a country bumpkin. The next day, someone revealed that the Second Young Mistress, Qu Yue, had the face of an angel but the body of a succubus. The public continued to lash out at her. "No matter how good looking she is, she's just a flower vase. Second Young Master Shen would never fall for a woman who came from the countryside like her." Despite the rumors, Shen Ting defended her. "My precious wife is my lucky star. Today, all the lights in the streets light up for you, Yue'er."