Work It Trolls

Jaden Rook, a 22-year-old gaming addict and master of min-maxing RPGs, dies in a ridiculous accident involving a vending machine and a runaway truck. Instead of heading to the afterlife, he gets isekai’d into Arcadia, a fantasy world with magic, monsters, and kingdoms at war. Excited to finally live out his power fantasy, Jaden is given a customizable system that lets him break reality. The catch? The system is a sarcastic, trolling AI that nerfs him for fun, gives him humiliating challenges, and forces him into absurd scenarios before unlocking his true power. SNEAK PEAK: I didn’t expect to die today. But as I lay on the cold pavement, crushed between a vending machine and an outofcontrol delivery truck, I had only one thought: This is the dumbest way to die. A moment ago, I had just been trying to shake loose a stuck soda. Then, BAM! Instant roadkill. As my vision faded, the last thing I saw was the smug grin of the vending machine, as if mocking me. When I opened my eyes, I was no longer on the pavement. Instead, I floated in a pristine, glowing void. Before me hovered an old man with a white beard, a golden toga, and the same deadpan expression as a DMV worker. “Oh, great,” I muttered. “I’m dead, aren’t I?” “Yes,” the old man said, stroking his beard. “And you have been chosen for reincarnation in another world.” My eyes widened. “Wait. Hold up. Are you telling me… I’m getting isekai’d? Like in the anime?” The old man nodded. “Indeed. You have been selected to wield a powerful system, one that will grant you abilities beyond mortal comprehension.” I fistpumped. “Hell yeah! Overpowered skills, here I come!” The old man coughed. “Yes, well… about that.” I narrowed my eyes. “What do you mean, about that?” “You see, we have too many reincarnators lately. We can’t just be handing out godtier powers like candy anymore.” I folded my arms. “Okay, so what are we talking? A slightly nerfed cheat? A balanced growth system?” The old man looked away. “You’ll… figure it out.” My stomach dropped. “Oh, hell no. You’re about to scam me, aren’t you?” “I would never!” the old man said, voice dripping with totally believable innocence. “Now, off you go!”

Ahmed, a 29-year-old jobless Tunisian man, lives a mundane life between home and a 'maqha' (café) until fate-no, pure bad luck-throws him into another world. Instead of a heroic adventure, he's cursed with the most malicious AI System ever, a trolling nightmare that bullies him nonstop! From getting abducted by elves, scammed by a devilish merchant, and treated like a living plushie, to being the center of a war between a noblewoman and an orphanage mom, Ahmed's life spirals into a never-ending circus of suffering. Every scream of frustration earns him more humiliation, every attempt to regain control is met with new, ridiculous punishments, and worst of all-his sarcastic tormentor, the System, never lets up! Will Ahmed survive this relentless mockery? Will he break free from the System's grasp, or will he forever be a premium-grade victim of trolling? One thing is certain-this Golden peak comedy adventure will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts!

Seong Yu-jin, who was an ordinary person, was recognized for his potential as a hunter and entered the Hunter Department of Kookchon University. However, even at the age of 21, his ability showed no signs of awakening, and he became the only non-awakened person in the department. However, one day, while lying in bed and thinking about going to school, Seong Yu-jin succeeded in awakening his ability to play. Suddenly, information about playful life entered his head, and according to that information, Seong Yu-jin clicked on an app that appeared on his smartphone. After that, he invested 5 points to increase the size of his penis to 16 cm and slowly began to examine his ability. Then, through a random draw, he obtained several items and a full recovery skill. After that, he confirmed that his ability was the ability to enter a creation. He chose SV-7495, a pornographic video he had seen a week ago, and entered the creation.

A chance encounter led him to search for her, and in his quest, he scandalized the city with her semi-nude advertisement. A contract bound her to him, and as she greedily fell for him, she realized she was just his stand-in. When his true love returned, she proudly walked away. Years later, she reappeared before him, pregnant and arm-in-arm with another man. As he made his move again, she smiled indifferently, "Mr. Ye, your game is over!"

Gadis malang yang baru saja lulus dari sekolah, untuk mencari sebuah pekerjaan. Namun harus menerima kenyataan bahwa dirinya tewas sebelum menikmati masa masa hidupnya di dunia perkantoran. Apa yang terjadi padanya, dan bagai mana hal ini bisa terjadi padanya. Itulah yang Rino fikirkan sebelum ia berpindah ke dunia yang baru.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Imagine waking up after a year-long slumber, only to find your own life a blank slate. Carl, drift in a sea of forgotten memories, a stranger to your own past. But then, he meet Mia, a girl who sparks a flicker of something familiar within him. As he investigate the world, a chilling sensation creeps in. It's like an unseen camera constantly trained on you, making you feel watched, judged. The whispers start, the cryptic glances, and the unsettling feeling that you're being followed. As days turn into weeks, fragmented memories begin to surface, like pieces of a shattered puzzle. You uncover a trail of clues, a string of whispers, and a stack of old newspapers that shouldn't even exist. The more you piece together, the more you realize you're not just chasing your past, but secrets from the government where important information that related to him has been keep.

Sypnosis Updated 1/3/2020 Alen, a 21-years-old college freshman is a well-known gamer. That is being weak. He was shunned, avoided and bullied for always losing in PVP and thus he was labeled as the weakest. Lost, disappointed and hurt, he decided to leave his house to breath some fresh air hoping that the world will comfort him. Only to find out his body sliced in half after he had left his own house by a crashing helicopter. On his last breath, he had regretted that he wasn't able to prove his worth. His soul was sent to the soul realm where he heard a voice calling for help. That voice came from a witch. Her name was Lillie. Upon ending their conversation he found himself in another world in another body, vomiting. He was neither summoned nor reincarnated there but he found himself under the shade of the tree surrounded by an abundance of nature. Suddenly he heard an angelic voice. ///Initializing System/// "What the..." ------ This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. ------ The book cover is not mine and is only temporary. https://www.pinterest.ph/pin/402579654176049368/

The actual story starts on chapter 2. Lily was heartbroken after she got out of a toxic love. She then met Malachi who she was immediately smitten with. He brought back color to her world, But she knew she had to get over him. She was about to put it all behind her after the publishing of her book and album but then... She entered her own book Malachi had also gotten out of a heartbreak but he did not like Lily. He didn't mind her company at school but was irritated by her presence after school. Later however he met a beautiful girl who he started talking to. His mother also got sick recently. He warned lily that they can only stay friends as classmates and that he wouldn't say it again. Yet every day he saw a new side of her... One day he woke up in a different world He was the crown prince of a fire kingdom of the North-East in a world named Zodiac. He had read manga before but wasn't sure how this world worked. Luckily he had a system to guide him. Unknowingly that this system is his classmate Lily. They were in a time before the first queen died. This caused natural instability in Malachi's new body making him weak for attacks. To his dismay he learned that he needed to marry his already chosen princess consort or he'd surely die and never return to his world. Lily's emotions were everywhere. She was happy, confused frustrated, because she would be spending her new life by Malachi's side. "You know My bride she is so-" Malachi started. "Lalalalala. Nope, nope. I don't want to hear it. you can keep your gossip to yourself, Vin- I mean prince Malachi." Lily responded "What did you just call me?" He said. "Prince Malachi." She replies "No before that." He said sternly. "I said the name of my previous person why?" She said back. "Previous person huh? You sure you don't mean crush? He said. "I... Well he was a fine specimen." She said with a smile on her lips. "But I will never see him again. Most likely." "Hey, don't sound sad." He said. "I didn't know systems could get sad." He comforted but joked "Unless you aren't a system," Lily let out a scowl. "I'm going bye." She shut herself off, "Hey, hey, hey. Wait come back."

In the snow-kissed town of Evergreen, heartbroken Eliza Harper finds love in the unlikeliest of places. When Finn, a charming stranger, accidentally hits her with a snowball, their connection sparks a winter wonderland romance. As they explore the picturesque town, laughter and adventure reignite Eliza's passion for life. But with Finn's departure looming, they must confront the reality of their long-distance relationship. Will Eliza risk her heart again, or will fear hold her back? Dive into this enchanting tale of love, vulnerability, and the promise of spring, where the seasons of life mirror the ebbs and flows of the heart."

At this very moment, on Earth, there are about 20,000 people suitable to be your life partner... (George Bernard Shaw). If you knew that no matter which direction you head, there would always be 1/20000 of the people in the world waiting for you, would you still be content with continuing to be an unattached introvert?

Pandora Ashmore is engaged and soon to be wedded to her highschool sweetheart of eight years. However, things don't follow the path she had planned. On the night of her wedding, things go horribly awry. A mysterious murderer claims her life, cut short at the tender age of 25. Salem, the demon of death, answers her cries. A deal is made between the two. If she fails her soul will be his, forced to work as a Demon of Death. If she is successful she can return to the land of the living. With one condition: she only has thirteen days. Through trials and hardships, mysteries and betrayals, will she find out who ruined her life? Or will she fail and give her soul to the devil himself?

Lily Mason is a perfectionist who is determined to find the most compatible person for herself. Her plan to make a boy fall in love with her has failed for the first time, but she remains persistent in breaking more hearts until she finds the perfect match. However, what if one of her victims curses her to fall in love with the most incompatible person? Will Lily be forced to let go of all her standards and plans for the perfect life? Could she find herself falling helplessly in love one day?

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Trapped in a prison, unable to remember his past, Toll searches for a way to survive. This is a horror story that meanders through litrpg/tabletop rpg/puzzle game tropes, including saving princesses, gathering harems, and fighting for his life-all the while stuck in a cursed body (but not a werewolf) he can't always control. As dice are involved, I don't know where this will go.

A Middle Eastern man, he loved football; he couldn't join a football club because his family moved to Saudi to work. After his death he was reincarnated as iItalian

Destiny lead us both to meet my love, a once-in-a-lifetime blessing such as you deserves the world.

"I don't believe you." I answer him calmly, trying to convince him that I know that he was just spewing bullshit to make me go crazy, that this is all just a sad pathetic joke. This can't be true. "In fact, I don't believe anything you've said to me." I say more to try to convince myself, although I'm starting to question everything, but he doesn't need to know that. He just smirks, looks too proud of himself and begin to walks backward, away from me. "You don't have to believe me, darling. You'll see for yourself, soon. Very soon." It sounds much like a promise of the unknown future that they stop me on my track. Goosebumps spread all over my hands and the back of my neck. A bad premonition clouds my my heart. No, wait. What's with him? Does he think that he is a fortune teller too, now? Am I supposed to believe his words, no question asked? The fact that I'm considering any of his words are just enough prove that I'm indeed going insane. No, he is insane. And maybe, I'm a tad bit desperate to find answers to all of this mess that's my life these past few weeks. And he's taking advantage of it, I'm not sure how he knows but I'm pretty annoyed that he could sways me easily like this. I need to stay the hell away from this nuisance. Just as I'm about to turn around and forget what he says, he decides to say something that I will remember long after my journey begins. "In fact, never believe in anyone, Elena. Not even The One's above." are the last word he says before he turn around and completely disappear from my sight. His words leave me puzzled and speechless. I don't know what to think anymore. All of this new information only further my confusion as it is. If any of what he says turn out to be true then what's meaning of this? I don't know anything anymore. Only one thought clouding my mind. What in the world is going on?

Ivy—once known as Rainfall—yearned for a normal life. But those closest to her shattered that dream with their betrayal. Now she stands alone among the gods, uniquely capable of bringing divine judgment to the Lux who caused her so much pain. The slaughter will begin, and when her vengeance is complete, nothing will remain.

I might not have known her for long, but Ill fulfill her wishes. No one fan stop me from having the most fun here!

I gave up this series and gave it over to a new author whose username is StorytellerScraps. If you want to read it then go over to there to read it.

"Where’s your flying broom?" "Ah, I already turned it into a chair. Sitting on a wooden stick make my groin hurt." Under the night sky stands Mistheaven Academy, a school filled with mystery. A young boy who shouldn't exist in this world walks through the night to attend the academy. The dim starlight guides him to unravel the academy's mysteries, one by one. Revealing the bloody tragedies that have occurred throughout human history.