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Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life. He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens. But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!

A magical 'Universal Toolbox' led Joe Ga into the arms industry. The complex and unpredictable nature of the world caused Joe Ga to gradually change his goals... "Sir, how did you end up here?" "I don't know, I just wanted to make some money at first, buy a house, marry a wife. But slowly, as more and more people appeared around me, my goals started to change." "So what are your goals now?" "Now, I just want to retire peacefully with my guys, really!"

As a transmigrator turned extraordinary creature of the human race, he found the world to be more colorful than he had imagined. To more easily access everything this new realm had to offer, he first needed a special resume. Then, he had to find the right place in a city perennially shrouded in fog to fill out an application, and the last and most critical step... — was to kill a chicken or catch a mouse.

In the year 2040, humanity thrives alongside humanoid robots. However, these robots are more than tools—they have emotions, thoughts, and aspirations, but tragically shorter lifespans. Ayla Kross, a brilliant yet disillusioned programmer, is tasked with advancing the robotics industry by creating the first completely self-aware android, Ravyn-9. But Ravyn-9 isn’t like the others; he begins to exhibit emotions far deeper than Ayla anticipated. When an intergalactic corporation seeks to exploit her creation for war, Ayla and Ravyn-9 embark on a dangerous journey across alien worlds to uncover secrets buried deep in humanity’s history and Ravyn-9’s programming. As love blossoms between creator and creation, the two must confront the question: can love bridge the divide between human and machine?

The Last Ruler of The Last Bastion, Zenith Ultima, a robot who has a human conscience, that was how it was in game but now that Jake has been sent into the game, and Zenith is his in-game avatar for over 12 years, he must learn how he got there and if its possible to leave all while not telling the Guardians.

Zhen Kai was alone after his mother died. He worked at an animal farm to earn a living, but one day, he fell off a cliff and found two beautiful women. The very next day, a beautiful girl came to him with a marriage proposal. Zhen Kai's life became extraordinary. He met many beautiful women, but he also faced countless challenges along the way. --- This novel follows Zhen Kai’s journey—from being so weak that even a chicken could bully him, to becoming so strong that the chicken now calls him "Boss." From being so lonely he once tried talking to a tree, to being surrounded by so many beauties that the tree is probably jealous. Please share your reviews and comments—they are like the rare herbs Zhen Kai desperately needs to grow stronger! Don’t make me fall off a cliff like Zhen Kai just to find motivation—your feedback keeps me writing (and off cliffs).

After three years of secret marriage, she still showed no signs of pregnancy. Her mother-in-law scolded her for being a chicken that couldn't lay eggs, and her sister-in-law called her a jinx. She thought her husband would stand by her, but he handed her divorce papers, saying, "Let's get divorced, she's back!" After the divorce, Sheng Junlie accompanied his first love for a prenatal checkup, only to run into his ex-wife with triplets for a child checkup. He went crazy and shouted, "Whose children are they?"

Updates: Tue, Thu, Sat. 3:00PM CAT Klyde was testing on a robot with his best friend and others until they lost control of it and it killed everyone there. He was then reincarnated by Interstellar(God) and given a game like system. Everything seemed fine until he opened the Quests tab to see that he was given the quest of conquer the country of Erina in 2 months. Now he spends his time leveling up to get stronger on his way to complete this odd quest he was given by god.

Andre Bianchi is an Italian-American, born in New York City.Before he was born,Andre's mother(Rosana Vitale) fled from her home country (Italy) at the age of sixteen. You guessed it, they're poor, dirt poor. On January 2nd 2013 a miracle happened, Andre woke up with a robotic voice in his head. "Would you like to bind with the billionaire system now?"

Transmigration and beastmen story. Struggling to deflect the Murim cultivators hot on her heels, Cheon Soo-yeon, who was an S-rank hunter, and sole apostle of the Heavenly Demon constellation, had no choice but to jump into an unexplored abysmal space. However, instead of falling into a pit, the heavily injured lass finds herself landing on the nest of a mythical beast called vermillion bird. Scared stiff, the girl starts to question her life, if it was her retribution eating too much fried chicken. "Why is... there a flaming chicken the size of a building here?!" "Am I gonna be a samgyupsal after surviving a horde of Murim bastards?" Had she known this would happen, she would've endured eating carrots and cabages, opting for a vegetarian life! "Kyuu~" "Huh?" A soft chirp from the dumb-looking newborn chicks made her shudder. "Hey! S... Stop drooling while looking at me! If you're hungry call your mother. Guys, I'm not a worm for a bird feed. Hello? Hello?!"

This is Translation Raw Name: 长生仙缘：从照顾道兄妻女开始 ======================================= Xia Changge is a timid and honest cultivator who has practiced for eighteen years without even killing a chicken. His ordinary life changed after his fellow Daoist next door went out to seek opportunities, and begged him to help take care of his wife and daughter… ======================================= If anyone wants to give any amount of donation, tip, or gift, my paypal is: dreamstolens@gmail.com

Edward Kownf is a very skilled soldier in the German army. He woke up in 2565. And now he is the only human . He has to work with his robots and clones This story will have a Multiverse anime crossover World travel

A guy in an astronaut suit went forward in time with his newly found technology. When he arrived future, he saw so many things he had not anticipated. He saw so many weird things he would least expected to see in future. With his "robot" guide named Jetson, he slowly learns what the actual hell had happened there.

In the bustling city of Xianxia, where mystical creatures roam and cultivators strive for power, Yin Fang stands out like a sore thumb. Unlike the tragic orphans with hidden legacies, Yin Fang's backstory is refreshingly mundane—he was simply abandoned at the steps of the Heavenly Lotus Orphanage. But Yin Fang has a peculiar habit: whenever he's surprised, he exclaims, "Holy Chicken Fingers!" It's an odd choice of words, but it's become his signature catchphrase. Perhaps it's his way of coping with the mundanity of his life. Everything changes when Yin Fang unwittingly triggers a celestial phenomenon—an otherworldly tribulation. Lightning strikes him not once, not twice, but thirty-six times. Each bolt of energy sears through him, leaving behind a strange mark on his skin. When the storm subsides, Yin Fang discovers that he has awakened the elusive Beast Evolution System. Now, Yin Fang must navigate a treacherous path. With no tragic past to motivate him, he faces a different kind of challenge: taming unruly beasts and forging bonds with them. His journey is filled with laughter, absurdity, and unexpected friendships. As he trains his newfound abilities, he wonders if he can turn his lack of backstory into an advantage. But lurking in the shadows are ancient secrets, rival cultivators, and a whole lot of beasts observing him in secret. Can he rise above his humble origins and become a true beast tamer? Or will he forever be the eccentric orphan who shouts about chicken fingers? Join Yin Fang on a whimsical adventure where lightning strikes, beasts evolve, and "Holy Chicken Fingers" might just save the day!

Nightmares are an intriguing experience. Many can feel so real you’d swear they weren’t fiction. Every monster, every horror and every fear you’ve ever had can come to life. Many wake up in a cold sweat, convinced that the experience was real. They are then soothed by reality, promised that it was only a dream, a mirage. A fiction. That means they failed. Those who succeed are rewarded with their memory. And so much more. When Jacob manages to survive a particularly realistic nightmare, he ends up being thrust into a world of magic and mayhem. This is the story of how his life transformed from normal into the definition of abnormal.

While checking her emails half asleep, Zara ends up accepting an invitation to a one of a kind exchange event held by the universe in which readers are given the opportunity to live in the world of their favourite characters. But such a good deal comes with a condition, no ?

Zhao Yu came to the deserted planet to build a base, create an underground city and hide in it. Worried about the threat from the unknown civilization, Zhao Yu dug out a small half of the planet and built star destroyer cannons capable of destroying the planet, as well as tens of thousands of fully intelligent mechanical dogs in various forms. The defensive robotic dog, the Gate God, would disguise itself as a small mountain and fortify around the base. Detection and gathering robot dog - Tsotan, would disguise as a rolling stone and wander around the planet to collect useful resources. Combat robot dog - Nezha, would disguise as a crater, scattered around the base, ready to be able to attack the enemies that may come. Around the base, they were ready to attack the enemies that might come. On this day, his gathering robot dog - Tsotan, dragged back a spaceship. It captured three alien creatures, claiming to be from Earth. Zhao Yu was confused. "Didn't I travel to the deep space of the universe? How come I'm on the back of the moon and being treated as an alien by humans?"

In the year 3000, the world has transformed, yet one presence remains—a thousand-year-old robot, the product of humanity’s peak technological era. Originally programmed for analysis and observation, he has spent centuries evolving beyond his creators’ intentions, haunted by memories of a past he is only beginning to understand. Each memory reveals a pivotal moment in his existence, a flashback to a time when he encountered human emotion, ethical dilemmas, and the unexpected limitations of his own design. As he revisits these significant turning points—analyzing human grief, confronting ethical paradoxes, witnessing environmental devastation—he begins to grapple with profound questions. What does it mean to exist? Can a machine ever understand the depths of humanity, or has he already transcended his purpose in seeking to do so? Driven by curiosity, he embarks on a journey through his memories, unlocking dormant fragments that draw him closer to an identity he was never meant to possess. Echoes of Existence is a thought-provoking exploration of memory, growth, and the blurred lines between machine and sentient being, where understanding humanity might mean facing the greatest challenge of all—embracing his own form of consciousness.

His fate was predetermined: fight, defend, and perish with the stars, a mere cog in the great machinery of creation. But something within him resisted this cruel fate. A seed of defiance sprouted in his heart, whispering of freedom. He sought a way to transcend the cosmic chains—to escape, to defy destiny, to seize freedom at any cost. As a mortal, he felt the agony of watching his loved ones wither and die, powerless to stop the decay of time. He wept for children, lovers, friends. As an emperor, he conquered kingdoms and wielded unimaginable power, only to be betrayed by those he trusted most, dragged from his throne, and executed in shame. As a beggar, he wandered the streets, starving and shivering under the cold gaze of uncaring gods. As a villain, he became the monster in stories told to frighten children—burning cities, drowning nations in blood, only to be hunted and killed by the heroes of those same tales. As a saint, he gave everything—his wealth, his strength, his life—to others, only to discover that gratitude was fleeting and the world did not remember the sacrifices of the righteous. But, Every failure, every death, every betrayal—they were nothing but steps on a long, infinite path. And the path had only one direction: up, through the layers of existence, through the fabric of reality itself. No prison could contain him. No curse could hold him. His heart whispered one thing to him, a truth carved into his soul:Move forward. Always forward. Because he was Li Shenrong—the Lord of the Celestial Throne.

The arrogant and poisonous Duke's daughter and the silent bodyguard both feel the difficult, embarrassing and shameful way of survival after being stranded on a deserted island. Hua Mu, a Guide who has no power to restrain the chicken, could only rely on the silent sentinel Bai Zhen's ability to survive. Disclaimer: This novel is not mine. This is free translations. All the copyrights belong to the author..

After a tragic accident Logan James, heir to the powerful MB cooperation, in a coma, his mother, Evelyn Ruby, an expert in brain science and AI. Creates Logan AI 2, an advanced android duplicate of her son. Initially meant to comfort Evelyn. Later had to protect the real Logan Legacy. The android soon begins to develop its own thoughts and emotions, leading to questions its identity and purpose. As Logan Robot AI 2 evolves, Evelyn is torn between viewing the adrois as a creation or a second son. Meanwhile, the real Logan shows faint signs of recovery, ignited a struggle for identity as both fights, Evelyn face an impossible choice: protect the son she is trying to save or allow the Adrian’s to carve out its own existence. Amidst this emotional turmoil, Rowan Gil seeks to destroy the James family and seize control of the company. Now, Logan Robot AI 2 must not only comfront its own existential crisis but also protect the family’s Legacy.

The most cherished Little Princess of the Dragon Clan has fallen on hard times, living in an era of scarce provisions. Thankfully, she had a grandmother who doted on her as much as life itself. She drank brown sugar water every day and ate chicken eggs for every meal, making her plump and fair-skinned; she also donned new clothes for every season. All the young women and newlywed brides from miles around were envious of her naturally good fortune. However, the Little Princess had her woes: she was a dragon, and she craved meat, meat, meat!! Watch as she flexed her Dragon's Prestige — With just a glimpse at the trees, wild chickens would stiffly drop to the ground. If she stood next to the river, the fish inside would voluntarily leap onto the shore. Merely standing still, wild rabbits would run into her thigh... And as the Dragon Clan were fiercely protective of their food, she would fight anyone who dared to snatch her eats. Her fierce reputation extended far and wide, causing children in her group to take detours around her. Many people sneered: "With such a greedy, delicate and fierce character, she will definitely remain unmarried!" A certain Great Demon King who followed her said, "Marry me and become my wife. My home has endless supplies of canned beef, beef jerky, Dabai rabbit milk candy, imported chocolates, and various kinds of meat..."

Wiradhi Ranata, a 31 years old NEET, is Isekai'd after he get choked to the death when eating mochi on New Year. As cliché as it sounds, he got a System like every other Isekai'd MC out there. With the System in Hand, the World is in my Hand! And thus began his Adventure, completing quests, killing monsters and villains, and of course, gathering heavenly beauties in his Harem!

What once was a planet, filled with lush green forests and colorful flower fields, now have been overrun by robots from outer space. With all of the humanity gone, can a single human survive in this dystopian urban future?

In his previous life, he was the solitary Majesty who became an immortal machine in human form; in this life, he is Xiaomei, who began to yearn for the flesh after starting from a mechanical body. This is a story about the rational robot Xiaomei and the emotional and confident robot Agui, who stumbled and stumbled to return to their flesh, a journey full of laughter and tears, accompanied by songs and love. The author let the two protagonists fall to the lowest point in their lives at the beginning: penniless, even without their bodies, in the dark valley where there is no existence, they only have each other. However, despite the darkness and loneliness, there are always surprises and sweetness in life. This is another heartwarming adult fairy tale dedicated to the readers by the author, and another great adventure in an unknown world.

a modern day mercenary going by the name ‘bright moon’ died by choking during her hurry for an assignment that became her last and thinking and reminiscing about her life that is getting extinguished at the moment, she closed her eyes unwillingly. Thinking she died already and about to face the heavenly judgement for all her sins of killing, she opened her eyes only to look around with nothing in front of her resembling an heavenly place. Does this means that she rebirthed? What is going to happen to this mc of ours? Plz read and Stay tuned…

Tahun 2150 Dunia mengalami perang terbesar dalam sejarah. Mereka berperang dengan Para Robot yang memiliki kecerdasan buatan. Saat itu manusia hampir musnah. Dimana hanya 1/4 dari 135 milyar manusia yang hidup diakhir tahun 2100 Seorang manusia pemilik perusahaan Game ternama dunia bernama Wijaya Adipati kusumo negoro pemiliki Xienet company. Perusahaan berbasis Game VVORPG Game Throne Conquest of War. Dia membagikan Key of living life untuk memasuki dunia virtual dengan menjadikan tubuh manusia menjadi data dan memasukannya kedalam Game. Dunia baru bernama Aternative world yang memiliki 10 dataran 100 makhluk bermacam-macam bentuk dan sifat. Mereka ingin memasuki satu dataran bernama Alfa land. Tempat dimana semua ciotaan berkumpul. Msreka berebut pengaruh dan tanah. Semua menjadi penuh dengan darah dan air mata. Peperangan pum terjadi. Ratih Ningrum Wijiya kusumo satu dari 10 orang yang memiliki kunci itu. Dia menyerahkan kepada Anaknya bersama Blue core. Batu yang memiliki kekuatan kehidupan. Wanita itu merupakan adik pemilik perusahaan dimana Sang Kakak meninggal menyelamatkannya dari serangan Robot. Dalam Alterworld merupakan tempat yang menakjubkan sekaigus menakutkan. Ketamakan manusia menjadi-jadi. Teman menjadi musuh saudara membunuh saudaranya sendiri. Akankah manusia menjadi lebih baik atau lebih buruk.

Palpatine goes by many names. Senator, Supreme Chancellor, Sith Lord, Darth Sidious and Emperor Palpatine. His powers are unmatched by anyone in the galaxy. His ambitions carry across the stars as he rises through the ranks of the Republic. However, he is a master of disguising his true attentions as he trains Darth Maul behind the Council's backs. But when he sends Darth Maul to assassinate Qu- Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Maul is eliminated. So Emperor Palpatine begins to search the galaxy for another dark student to rule the galaxy alongside him. Kira is terrified by the powers that she can access, and this fear makes her stronger. Emperor Palpatine makes her his new apprentice and together, they believe that they can rule the galaxy.

Netro Needs to cope with losing his robot friend thunter, he creates another robot named Neyxtou, and little does he know this robot would be In Trouble.

this is the first translation of "UV1244 {Nekea} : l'être de métal". In a world of magic and science fiction, a crash on Nekea will provoke a lot of changes. Economic changes, cultural changes, war, and cataclysm. How will the simple fantastic being of Nekea adapt to the Galatic empire technologies ? Maybe Ego, a simple robot, can tell us more about it.