Woohoo Storytime

"Speaking of knowing things…" Kyle said slowly, "You still haven't given me a chance to tell my story." "I know," said Andrea. "I was having too much fun speculating. Finding you like this is a gift, and I don't want to tear the wrapping off all at once. ‘Building up the anticipation makes it better.’" Kyle blinked again, then gave a quiet snort of recognition at his own words being thrown back at him. "So what is your speculation?" Kyle asked. "Oh I don't know, probably something utterly disappointing. Did they pick you up for speeding on the way to the farmers market? I guess that wouldn't explain the uh…" she gestured at his injury again. "It wouldn't explain that now, would it. Oh, I know! You got into a fight over the last piece of bluefin!" Kyle just shook his head slightly. "No? I guess it's too much to hope you did something really exciting like rob a bank—You're not secretly a cat burglar are you, Kyle? Lose your balance breaking into an art gallery? No…?" Kyle looked unamused. "Very funny, Chuckles, would you mind taking this a little more seriously?" "Of course," said Andrea. "Very serious for a lawyer to have been arrested. You could be disciplined. Disbarred! Why, we might not see each other in court anymore. Wouldn't that be a shame." "Wouldn't it though," replied Kyle. "So that's the kind of guy you think I am? Stealing fine art and fighting in fish markets?” Andrea pondered some more. "I know!" she exclaimed. "Did you get into a fight with someone's boyfriend? Did it turn out that you were your young lady's bit on the side, and you ended up having a domestic dispute?" Kyle winced. "Is that it?!" Andrea had been teasing, but it seems like she had touched a nerve. To whatever degree Kyle had seemed like he'd been playing along, even as worn down as he was, that last remark had left him deflated. Kyle hung his head. "It wasn't like that…" "Oh sure, like you haven't been collecting notches on your bedposts." "I'M not like that." "You're not? That's not what your reputation says, out there collecting numbers and breaking hearts. I heard that you were a real ladykil–" "Andrea! I'm not–" Kyle shouted, grabbing her hands. His hands were strong, and his grip so tight it almost hurt. His expression so intense, frustrated and hurt and… scared? Andrea knew she had been twisting the knife a little into something that bothered him, but what had caused this reaction? It was only for a moment, then Kyle seemed to catch himself and let go. He slumped back in his chair and slid his shackled hands back below the table. Andrea leaned back as well, adding to the distance, and folded her arms, no longer smiling. She glanced at the duress button out of the corner of her eye. If Kyle had kept holding her as tightly as he had been, she wouldn't have even been able to reach it. "I think we're ready for storytime now," she said seriously. “I think you had better start at the punchline. What have you been charged with, Mr Wynn?" Kyle took a deep breath before he raised his head once more. "Murder, Ms Mason. First Degree Murder." *** Andrea Mason, a defense attorney who cares more about justice and protecting her clients than just winning cases. But the one man she hates to lose to is her rival, the arrogant prosecutor, Kyle Wynn. Kyle represents everything Andi hates about unscrupulous win-at-all-costs lawyers, and for years they have traded arguments in the courtroom and barbs in the hallways. Their paths cross again when they find themselves on a high-profile murder trial. As much as Andrea might despise Kyle, she can’t believe it when HE is charged with the horrific murder. But she is even more shocked when he asks for her to represent him at trial… *** #SLOWBURN #STRONGFL #CRIME #MURDER #FLIRTY #ROMANCE If you want to know what to expect, check the reviews! ฅ^-ﻌ•^ฅ Burrito says to join here: https://discord.gg/qr7eUnxT2F

Someone appears, silent as a shadow. They understand every thought, every wound, every quiet dream you’ve hidden away. Who are they? They look at you with your own memories in their eyes, wearing a life that feels like yours—and yet it’s not. They claim to be you. Would you trust them? Would you let them in, knowing they might reveal the parts of yourself you’ve buried the deepest? And if they are indeed a part of you… are you forced to accept them? Do you want to? Their presence stirs something you can’t define—a connection that feels fated, an understanding that runs deeper than you can explain. They slip through the fabric of your life, binding themselves into your existence, as if they’ve always been there, waiting to step forward. Yet behind that familiarity lies a tension, a question that lingers: What if they’re here to reflect not only the best parts of you but also everything you fear to see? Are they here to free you from your own shadows… or to pull you into theirs? Currently Improving Chapters, If some dont make sense, well it will soon. Quality over Quantity (finished polishing! I think, anyway 60 Chapters Woohoo!!!) (Currently busy due to school D; )

Absolute Romance - Yes, Cunning Villain - Yes, Intelligent Protagonist - Yes. Overpowering Ultimate War, Action, Adventure - YES. Mind Manipulation - Yes, Powerful Encounters - Yes, Badass Villain and Protagonist - Yes, Weak, Pathetic Side Characters - No. "Wow, I've been transported to another planet. This is going to be fun. I'm going to conquer every mature woman in the world. Woohoo!" Ayro thought, jumping with excitement. However, an unexpected incident occurred a few days later. He signed a magical contract with his beautiful aunts. "What did you say about magic powers? How is that possible? I don't have any magic. " Ayro asked in astonishment. "Yes, young master, we have acquired magic powers through a contract formed with your and our hearts. You are now our husband, and we are your wives," the three stunning, mature aunts declared in unison. "Yes, young master... or should I say, husband? Don't even think about another woman. We've entered into this magical agreement with you, so you must take responsibility," Aunt Jena said, capturing his face with her hands and planting a kiss on his lips. 'Damn, this happened without my knowledge. How did a magical agreement form in our hearts? I didn't realize it,' Ayro thought, his thoughts momentarily interrupted by the kiss. 'She's incredibly sweet.' As they claimed, Ayro observed their bodies. 'Becoming the husband of these mature women wouldn't be so bad after all. Look at their amazing bodies,' Ayro thought, his desire intensifying. "Alright, I accept you all as my wives," Ayro declared sweetly as they embraced. 'I have to care about them, if I didn't and they get hurt, I'll feel immense pain if anything happens to them. I must protect them at all costs. But there's one positive: I won't be able to experience betrayal. Hahahaha,' Ayro thought, looking at them. Well, who cares? They're simply too beautiful. Due to the magic, they are currently the most beautiful wives in the world. As their power grows, so will their beauty. It's an absolute win. For more details, please read on. The story truly unfolds from Chapter 35, where you'll witness character development and their deep love for each other. Don't worry, the story won't be abandoned. At least 500 chapters are planned. Additionally, I'll improve my writing skills as English is not my first language. [IF YOU WANT SPOILERS, READ BELOW. OTHERWISE, STOP HERE. I BELIEVE YOU'LL ENJOY MY WORK.] (SPOILER ALERT) Ayro woke up in the world called "White Moon." He couldn't remember how he was transported here. The only memory was being in his research lab on the planet "DARK." He suspected he might have died and, coming from the advanced civilization "TYPE 5," found himself in the primitive "TYPE 1" world. He decided not to waste time striving to become the strongest, as he had on his previous planet. Instead, he would enjoy life to the fullest and avoid becoming a world leader, as this world lacked the knowledge he possessed. To savor his life, he planned to conquer every woman in the world, but an accident involving his aunts changed everything. Now, even if he didn't want to learn about love, he would have to experience it.

Hi guys I would like to say that I am not the original author. Synopsis: Traversing into a world where many male novels are merged and becoming a villain who is forced to slap the face by the protagonist, the beginning is the return of the crooked dragon king to the city? Jiang Feng said that he did not panic at all, the system is in hand, and I have it in the world. Dragon King protagonist: Woohoo, Jiang Feng is not human, he robbed my wife and my daughter. The protagonist of the son-in-law: Jiang Feng, you **** dare to green me, when I return to the Asura Hall, you will be ordered to die ****** The protagonist of the seven senior sisters: Jiang Feng, I *************, you actually robbed my seven senior sisters*** The killer landlord, the women’s clothing boss, the genius doctor came down the mountain, the city god, the genius physicist, the strongest abandoned young man, the northern god of war, the return of the immortal emperor… From then on, Jiang Feng, as the villain of destiny, tortured and killed various protagonists. Jiang Feng: I am the hero of the world

Have you ever heard about Terra? The world where everyone doing a quest for a gold coin, and yes, my friend, the palace where Magic and technologists coexist. Yang Ji Sung was an average young man lived in poverty. He work hard for his Mom medication bill. Everything turns upside down when the god gives him a chance to rewrite his fate. Ji Sung discovered a strange gate that connected Earth and Terra. There he finds that he was gifted with a super rare system called 'Hero System'. Ji Sung undertook his first quest on Terra and was rewarded with a gold coin. "Oh my god, one gold coin means one hundred dollars? Woohoo! I'll be rich in no time!" However, just when things start to go smoothly, problems arise in both worlds. The God, have secret, yet, he must covered it self. . . .

After enduring endless years of frustrations, Yu Jin a part-time writer and college student was about to throw out her pen and give up writing for good. Then appeared a system out of thin air, bringing out the inner sadist in Yu Jin. =[Welcome Host to Supreme Sadistic System]= ‐-------------- #Realistic, #fluff, #novel, #multiverse, #sadist, #hiddengem, #psychological, #writer, #kr #comedy, #adventure, #r-18, #strong, #fl language, #author, #money, #second chance, #knovel, #kromance, #debt, #weird mc, #novelette #novella #academy, #system, #face smacking, #storytime, #poor to rich, #weak to strong

A collection of short stories based on writing prompts I gathered. Their genres will most definitely vary :)

A normal day and a normal boy. Nothing going wrong everything is just casual. Everything was just fine...

John Steve, who's already in 3rd year in his University. He dreamed that one day he can become a Superstar in Sports. He joined the Basketball Team of his University but he faced the reality that he has no talent regarding Sports. Then accident happened that changed his life. "System! Make me the best player in Sports History! Woohoo!" Note: This is actually my first story written in webnovel and now I plan to picked it up and update it from time to time but the updates would be irregular as I would only writing this story as hobby. But...if it gains traction in popularity then I wouldn't mind writing it along side my other work "Stronghold In The Apocalypse"

A group of short stories helped to be created by an AI

Life is something, you have to go on with. It is something that if you want to see the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. My whole life is such a mess. And I know everyones life is. We are living with a hope that tomorrow is gonna be fine, but that tomorrow is not going to come.

I realized that I can't really add more so if anyone wants to continue this feel free. A man named John is reborn in star wars and must find a way to change its fate. It will be more difficult as his very existence has changed the course of history. Will he be able to save this universe without being able to predict everything that is to come Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z... Oh wait, wrong thing. *Authors note* Yay, I finally figured out how to change the cover. woohoo

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[Gou + Billion times return + Empress + Passionate struggle for hegemony + Burning + Decisive killing + Invincible horizontal push and crushing]Su Changge traveled through fantasy and awakened to the tens of billions subsidy system.As long as you give others a chance, you can get subsidies, and there is a high probability of triggering the [Super Critical Hit] subsidy reward!【Ding! You give the Divine Phoenix Empress the low-level fire technique, trigger a super critical hit, and get the Sky Fire Funeral as a subsidy! 】【Ding! You give Daxu Immortal King the low-level five thunder skills, trigger super critical strikes, and receive Thunder Punishment as a subsidy! 】【Ding! You give the Yuehan Goddess the Yuanchu Demonic Bead, which triggers a super critical strike and subsidizes you to obtain the source of the dark taboo! 】While others were still bleeding their heads over a pill, Su Changge already had a big basket!——Divine Phoenix Empress: Woo hoo, Mr. Su, you have given me the most precious opportunity to attain enlightenment in the world. Only by committing myself can I repay your kindness…Immortal Emperor of Daxu: Fellow Daoist Su is my great benefactor, I want to marry my daughter, the Divine Phoenix Empress, to him! Su Changge travels through Fantasy and awakens the tens of billions subsidy system. As long as you give others a chance, you can get subsidies, and there is a high probability of triggering the subsidy reward of [Super Critical Strike]! 【Ding! You give the Divine Phoenix Empress a fairy fruit, which triggers tens of billions of super critical strikes, and subsidizes you to get a Hunyuan good fortune fruit! 】 【Ding! You gift Daxu Fairy Wang Xuan level weapons, triggering tens of billions of super critical strikes, and get the ancient Divine Armament as a subsidy! 】 In just one year, tens of billions of subsidies, hundreds of billions of subsidies, trillions of subsidies... Each subsidy has become more terrifying, and the treasures obtained have skyrocketed geometrically! ——Shenhuang Empress: Woohoo, Mr. Su, you even gave me the most precious opportunity to prove the Daoism in the world, and only a promise of your body can repay your kindness... The fellow daoist gave me a secret method, and I wouldn't have achieved what I am today! From now on, anyone who dares to touch a hair of Su fellow Daoist will bear the consequences at their own risk!

Every chapter is a completely different story. Perfect for a bedtime storytime!

Woohoo.

A regular office worker died in an accident and was reincarnated as a child named Lex Mikaela. It was an ordinary Isekai transfer story that Lex went through. Still, even in this ordinary event, there's something that Lex always wanted. (Woohoo!! Fantasy World of Swords and Magics, and my Harem!! Here I come!!) ... ...Hmm? The year... 2025...? China... ?? Asia... !? NOOO!!!! [This is a work of fiction, The characters, organizations, and names are fictional and have no real relation to any real people, it's all a coincidence] [The image above wasn't mine, if the owner doesn't want me to use it, please let me know]

Short Storys to keep you up thinking at night, care to join me on our little storytime?

Su Mo travels through the realm of the gods, awakens the godhead of luck, and binds the card drawing system When Zhengchou couldn't fool people, he suddenly received an invitation to chat skirts. Helper of the World Association: Since the card was drawn, the peerless sword is gone, the Xueyin mad sword is gone, and my heart is empty... Yao Lao: What is the remodeling card that only needs 100 million divine stones, the old man bought it... whoever robs who Son of the Strongest Man: Profiteer, come out! Daddy's coffin was all destroyed by me... Now it almost killed me, woohoo... The most beautiful princess of Konoha: In order to draw cards, I smashed the ninja world... The result is still a big guarantee? Ghost Killing Squad Butterfly: Can ghosts exchange for divine stones? Meow meow meow... Ye Hei: Why is there a Treasure Pavilion? The magic medicine in it can be purchased with only the marrow. Can I trade the Holy Maiden of Yaochi!

Jiang Feng who transmigrated into a world where many novels are merged became a villain who is forced to NTR the protagonist's... Dragon God: Woohoo, Jiang Feng is not human, he robbed my wife and my daughter. Son-in-law: Jiang Feng, you bastard dare to take my wife, when I return to the Asura Hall, you will be ordered to die! The protagonist of the seven senior sisters: Jiang Feng, you actually robbed my seven senior sisters!? The killer landlord, the women’s clothing boss, the genius doctor came down the mountain, the city god, the genius physicist, the strongest abandoned young man, the northern god of war, the return of the immortal emperor… From then on, Jiang Feng, as the villain of destiny, tortured and killed various protagonists and took their woman with a prideful expression plastered on his face! Jiang Feng: I am the true protagonist!

John Steve, who's already in 3rd year in his University. He dreamed that one day he can become a Superstar in Sports. He joined the Basketball Team of his University but he faced the reality that he has no talent regarding Sports. Then accident happened that changed his life. "System! Make me the best player in Sports History! Woohoo!" I can only release 2-3 chapters a week depending on how busy my time is and of course if I have a lot of free time maybe I can even release 5 chapters for that week. Note: All chapters will be release by the end of the week so that you guys won't suffer from cliffhangers by only reading a single chapter. We will follow my timezone (ex. USA residents would probably read at Saturdays instead of Sunday) Support the novel and unlock extra chapters on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realmmonarch

John Steve, who's already in 3rd year in his University. He dreamed that one day he can become a Superstar in sports. He joined the Basketball Team of his University but he faced the reality that he has no talent regarding sports. Then accident happened that changed his life. "System! Make me the best player in Sports History! Woohoo!"

*After The War Of The Gods* Nearly half of the celestial beings and deities met their demise. Planets, innocent bystanders of the cosmic clash, were obliterated into cosmic rubble. Legendary Beasts, once revered, now lay in ruins. And at the heart of the cataclysm stood the figure known as "The Supreme." *A Million Years Later* "Woohoo!! Time to set forth on cosmic adventures once more!" Flames danced around a man whose laughter echoed like a nefarious symphony across the galaxy as he headed towards a small, mysterious planet.

The Balance Keepers or the Astari is a community of immortals residing at the centre of infinity (nowhere). They are known as gods and are responsible for keeping the circle of life across the multiverse healthy and in order. One day the current god of death picked up a child on one of his missions to earth. After discovering that the child was immune to death, he decided to train him as one of his heirs. Thoromo's journey as a junior god of death in training begins now. I'm using basic English so keep ya expectations on the floor. ----- I don't own art on the cover photo you can be sure of a new chapter every day and a bonus on Friday Give the storytime to land on its feet Not an English native.

Su Changge travels through Fantasy and awakens the tens of billions subsidy system. As long as you give others a chance, you can get subsidies, and there is a high probability of triggering the subsidy reward of [Super Critical Strike]! 【Ding! You give the Divine Phoenix Empress a fairy fruit, which triggers tens of billions of super critical strikes, and subsidizes you to get a Hunyuan good fortune fruit! 】 【Ding! You gift Daxu Fairy Wang Xuan level weapons, triggering tens of billions of super critical strikes, and get the ancient Divine Armament as a subsidy! 】 In just one year, tens of billions of subsidies, hundreds of billions of subsidies, trillions of subsidies... Each subsidy has become more terrifying, and the treasures obtained have skyrocketed geometrically! ——Shenhuang Empress: Woohoo, Mr. Su, you even gave me the most precious opportunity to prove the Daoism in the world, and only a promise of your body can repay your kindness... The fellow daoist gave me a secret method, and I wouldn't have achieved what I am today! From now on, anyone who dares to touch a hair of Su fellow Daoist will bear the consequences at their own risk!

Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Lucy, I am a 16 year old boy who lives alone, I have no relatives and parents, that's why I've been living all alone this entire time with only the money that I make from my job... Now then, do you wanna hear my story? If yes, then you know what to do. Let our storytime, begin.