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Khloe left her home searching for something that was not special, an ordinary lifestyle and then meeting Simon seemed like an escape route, oblivious to the fact that he was a vampire, they fell In love and then dragged each other into their family feuds...

Man summoned to another dimension- Check! Reincarnated as an elf- Check! A dwarf with a plan to go to the Mo- Wait, wut!? Simon Steelrun dreams of going to the Moon, to fulfill his mother's last wishes. Though he has the will and drive, he does not have the...necessary capabilities to go there. Though he tries his best to get there, he all but fails. Just as he was about to give up, a stranger came from a faraway land. A land called Earth... Joining him on this journey is a reincarnated elf, a warrior orc with a mysterious past, and a host of myriad other beings, as they tackle various challenges to create a rocket ship to take them to the Moon. Yet their journey is all but smooth... Hampered by a technologically backward world, a human-centric empire, monstrosities of inhuman proportions, and Goddesses with unknown agendas, they must navigate through these difficulties to reach their destination. Further wrenches are thrown in when the planet's dark history starts catching up to them, forcing them to take action on behalf of others. Secrets that should have been hidden... Join us in the adventures of a dwarf with a dream, as he navigates his way through his journey to reach his destination, all the while being dragged into adventures which changes the course of the world. "All I want to do is go to the Moooonnnnn!" (Inspired heavily by the YOGSCast Moon quest series. That series was the GOAT back in the days! Please stick around for more!)

In a seemingly idyllic marriage, Gloria believed that she had built a life with her childhood sweetheart, Simon, the leader of the Willow clan. However, when the clan faced a critical financial crisis, Simon was forced to negotiate with Xander, a rival clan leader. To Gloria's horror, Xander's terms included her as a bargaining chip, igniting fears of his ulterior motives. Determined to protect her clan's reputation, Gloria made a heart-wrenching decision to divorce Simon, believing it's the only way to safeguard her family's legacy as well as the clan’s reputation. After joining Xander's clan, she uncovered the shocking truth: Simon's betrayal ran deeper than she ever imagined, revealing a manipulative side she never knew existed. As Gloria grappled with the pain of betrayal and the weight of her choices, she vowed to reclaim her life and sought vengeance against those who wronged her. Amidst that tumultuous journey of self-discovery and revenge, she yearned for genuine love. However, will she be able to open her heart again after enduring such profound betrayal? In a world filled with deceit and ambition, Gloria must navigate her new reality and find out if true love is still within reach.

Simon decides to leave his home in a journey of self-discovery but discovers way more than he ever wanted. Follow Simon’s story as he uncovers the deep secrets of his own power as well as the bonds crafted between family and friends alike.

EXCERPT "Do you know what I love about you, Stella?" he whispered, his voice low and dangerous as his eyes darkened with desire. Before she could respond, Simon leaned closer, his breath warm against her neck. Slowly, his fangs emerged, glinting in the dim light. His fingers traced a path along her skin, slipping beneath the fabric of her shirt, sending a shiver through her. "Those pure, innocent doe eyes of yours," he murmured, his voice almost tender, "the way they plead with me, like you think you can stop me." Panic flared in her chest, and she pressed against his firm body, trying to push him away. "Sir, please... I am married. This is wrong—it’s a sin to go after a married woman." His response was a low, rumbling chuckle that sent chills down her spine. It wasn’t just the sound of it; it was the darkness behind it. The amusement in his laughter terrified her. "And I am a sinner, my little fish," he replied, his voice dripping with menace as his eyes flashed with hunger, before sinking his fangs in her neck.

What if your greatest weakness became your ultimate power? Simon Reid was an overworked office worker—until life gave him a second chance. Awakening in a parallel world ravaged by monstrous Dreadbeasts and ruled by superpowered Astral Lords, Simon quickly realizes survival isn't guaranteed. In this brutal reality, strength is everything, and only the gifted thrive. But fate isn't done with him yet. During the Astral trials—his one shot at gaining powers—Simon seemingly fails... until he discovers something extraordinary. He doesn’t just awaken an Astral skill—he gains the ability to replicate any power he touches. Fire manipulation, flight, earth-shattering strength—if someone has it, he can copy it. With a skill this overpowered, Simon could dominate the world—but only if no one finds out. In a society where the strong rule and the weak are crushed, secrets can be deadly. As he navigates deadly trials, rising corporate empires, and the ever-present threat of Dreadbeasts, Simon must play a dangerous game of power, deception, and survival. In a world where everyone’s fighting to be the strongest, what happens when you can steal their edge? Dive into an action-packed adventure filled with deadly monsters, epic powers, and a hero who's rewriting the rules of the game—one copied ability at a time.

> "Well, child… I am not a leader." My breath caught. Then, just as suddenly, Aunt Simone appeared by my side. "My dear, you need not be frightened," Diane whispered, holding my hands. She muttered words again—and Aunt Simone vanished. Ashely had always dreamed of leading her clan, believing the title came with power, respect, and destiny. But when the veil between the living and the ancestral realm begins to thin, and the true weight of leadership is revealed, Ashely finds herself at a crossroads. Haunted by visions, bound by ancient rites, and caught in the delicate war between the seen and unseen, she must decide: will she rise to the calling that has chosen her—or flee from the shadows behind the facade?

She cannot speak. She cannot die. And for as long as she remembers, she has known only pain. Cursed with immortality and stripped of her voice, the girl has been passed from hand to hand—some seeking answers, others driven by fear. Torture, experimentation, reverence, and revulsion… all for a mystery she cannot explain. Then came Simon, who bought her from a traveling seller, as one might purchase a cursed relic. Like the others, he seeks to unravel the secret behind her immortality. But as Simon digs deeper into the truth of her curse, he begins to uncover a darker horror than either of them could have imagined. Because some things are not meant to be understood. And some souls were never meant to be saved.

“That is the throne meant for the Deathless Phoenix. Do you want to be pummeled to death?” One of the spectators cried out in panic as Simon moved towards the golden throne. “This useless son of mine, do you want to put us in trouble? Move away from there!” His mother commanded. He ignored them, took his seat, and with a slight tap on the armrest, the throne floated into the sky. With a resounding voice, he bellowed, “I am the Deathless Phoenix!” “Y-you? How can that be?” His mother’s face paled. — A thousand years ago, a terrible war broke out in the upper world. Betrayed by one of his people, Simon lost part of his memories and strength. Forced to retreat, he had no choice but to descend into the lower world and assume the identity of a nobody, to slowly regain his powers in order to avenge himself. He is ridiculed by his parents and sister who are unaware of his real identity. But now, the greatest monarch shall rise again. The Deathless Phoenix— Simon Wang!

meet Simon, chosen as one of heavens favorites against his will. all he wants is to free his father from heavens shackles but his journey takes him further from his goal than he can imagine

Simon was just starting to get his life together. With a stable career, a budding love life, and a found family he truly cared about, things were finally falling into place. Life was finally settling into something good. Then he woke up in another world, trapped in the body of a disgraced prince. Weak, spoiled, and politically toxic, the prince was more of a cautionary tale than a ruler. Now Simon has inherited a crumbling reputation, a kingdom on the brink, and a throne surrounded by enemies who smile in public and plot in private. He has no allies, no combat training, and no idea how to wield the magic he's expected to control. Surrounded by backstabbing nobles and ambitious generals, Simon must play the role of prince convincingly enough to stay alive, and clever enough to reshape his fate. Words alone won’t save him. Neither will force. To survive, he’ll need both. And if he wants to do more than survive, he’ll have to rise above the petty squabbles of men and stand among the gods who rule them.

Simon Callus is a rare type of werewolf. The rare that borders on myth, but he's no myth. Except, he might as well be. ~ Eighteen-year-old, Simon Callus, lost his pack and parents at fifteen. Having barely escaped, he ends up in the clutches of rogues. After that, he spends three years in their captivity until he is freed by an attacking pack. Except, he only ends up a prisoner once again. Then, the Head Alpha comes and Simon is shocked to find out that he's his mate. Soon enough, he's freed and gets thrown onto the path of finding the truth about himself and what he is. ~ 'There is a prophecy. One as old as time---some would say---that tells of a king born of two worlds. A king that is said to be able to command the entire werewolf population. The Alpha-King.'

The Devil’s Favorite: Ariel thought the worst thing that could happen was being betrayed at her own wedding. She was wrong. After collapsing from heartbreak, she wakes up to even darker news—Alex Moretti, the man who left her years ago without a word, is back. But he’s no longer the boy she once loved. He’s colder now, sharper… and dangerous. Simon, her ex-fiancé, is suddenly hospitalized. Fiona, her ex-best friend, is spiraling out of control. And in the middle of it all, Ariel starts to see pieces of a bigger, crueler puzzle—one with Alex at the center. Was it revenge? Was it justice? Or had she always been a part of Alex's twisted game? In a world of secrets, power, and lies, Ariel is forced to make a choice: Trust the devil she once loved… or lose herself trying to escape him.

In a world on the brink of extinction, Simon is no ordinary survivor. Haunted by memories he doesn’t understand and driven by a power he can’t control, he fights demons, monsters, and the darkness within himself. But as the final war unfolds, he learns a terrifying truth: he isn’t just fighting to save humanity—he is the very force that threatens to end it all. In a battle of gods, soldiers, and desperate souls, will Simon choose redemption… or embrace the monster he was always meant to be?

《Love You as a Love Song》 — A love that plays on repeat. In a world where everything moves fast — love, messages, breakups — she met a man who still lived like a vinyl record: slow, soulful, and deliberate. Simon has no Instagram, no TikTok, and no interest in social trends. He reads real books, brews his own coffee, and dreams of a quiet life on a sheep farm in Scotland. She thought it would be a fleeting crush. But that text — "The door's unlocked." — was the beginning of something far deeper. Between two-week shifts at a remote mining camp and a long-planned trip to Colombia, she and Simon navigate a rhythm of missed calls, shared books, awkward silences, and stolen kisses. This isn’t a whirlwind romance. It’s something quieter, deeper, like a song you play on repeat when the world gets too loud. A slow-burn love story about distance, timing, and two people learning to speak the same emotional language — one message at a time.

Darkness reigned before the dawn of light... Who would have thought that his mundane life would take a chilling turn one day? Trapped in the monotony of his office existence, Simon suddenly finds himself thrust into an extraordinary realm beyond imagination. Death was merely the beginning... When Simon opened his eyes next, a fantastical landscape vastly different from his familiar office cubicle awaited him. A marvellous sight, a different world. The cruel life... Althaea, a realm of merciless brutality where the law of survival dictates: eat or be eaten, kill or be killed. Born not as a human... Simon emerges as a demon, a being shunned by humanity and embroiled in a relentless war between humans and demons. The Seraphims, protector of humanity, and the Demon lords who rule across all demonkind. Amidst all the chaos, he must navigate the treacherous hierarchy of demonkind as one of the lowest-ranking Demon Nobles. The unique power... The art of dungeon creation—a golden opportunity to ascend above the chaos and establish his dominion. With power comes adversaries... Now he must delve deeper, unveil its hidden powers and forge alliances that will dictate his fate. Fight rival demons, vengeful seraphims, and ancient evils who were up to no good. . Join Simon on his odyssey through a world teetering on the edge of destruction, where every step forward is fraught with danger and every decision could mean life or death. Will he rise to the challenge and defy the odds, or will he succumb to the unforgiving darkness that threatens to consume him? ----- Join our discord for Q&A and to chat with fellow members- https://discord.gg/bXexmSNeqn You can support me by helping me buy illustrations:- patreon.com/ViciousPepper.

Di dunia yang dikendalikan oleh sistem kasta brutal, setiap manusia lahir dengan Halo — lingkaran cahaya yang mencerminkan kekuatan, kepribadian, dan emosi mereka. Semakin besar Halo, semakin tinggi derajat dan kuasanya. Tapi satu hukum langit tak bisa dilawan: jika Halo hancur, pemiliknya ikut lenyap. Simon Aetherius, pewaris kekaisaran, lahir hanya dengan satu Halo — sebuah aib bagi darah bangsawan yang biasanya memiliki dua atau lebih. Setelah ibunya dibunuh karena melindunginya, Simon dibuang dari istana. Kini ia hidup sebagai rakyat jelata, menyembunyikan identitasnya… dan menyimpan luka yang membusuk dalam diam. Tapi di balik penderitaan, Simon menemukan satu kebenaran: dunia ini rusak karena mereka yang berkuasa tak pernah merasakan sakit. Dari reruntuhan masa lalu dan bara dendam, Simon memilih satu jalan: mengguncang tatanan dunia, menyalakan pemberontakan, dan memutus rantai takdir — meski harus mengorbankan sisi manusiawinya. Genre: Action • Dark Fantasy • Dystopia • Mystery • Philosophical • Political • Psychological • Revenge • Sci-Fi • Supernatural • Tragedy • Thriller Update: Setiap Kamis dan Minggu

Quand Zack Reed a déclaré ses sentiments pour la nouvelle étudiante attirante, tout le monde s'attendait à ce que j'aie une crise émotionnelle et crée un tumulte. Cependant, je n'étais nulle part en vue, même après que sa confession fut terminée. À l'insu de Zack, j'étais en fait dans la chambre de son colocataire, portant son sweat à capuche et demandant avec exaspération : "J'ai trempé ton lit. Où vas-tu dormir ce soir ?" Simon Yates détourna le regard, sa gorge bougeant visiblement alors qu'il me passait une serviette. "Sèche tes cheveux d'abord. Je changerai les draps avant que tu te reposes." Zack prévoyait de révéler ses sentiments à cette jolie étudiante transférée. Il avait demandé à tout le monde de me le cacher. Mais il ignorait que certaines personnes bavardes n'avaient pas pu résister et m'avaient déjà informée. C'était de notoriété publique que j'avais des sentiments pour Zack et que j'imaginais un avenir avec lui. Cette fois, il semblait que Zack était complètement épris de cette fille. Les gens s'attendaient à ce que je devienne hystérique, pleure et crée un spectacle. Tout le monde aime être témoin de tels drames romantiques. Ils attendaient tous mon effondrement et ma précipitation pour perturber la situation. Cependant, à leur déception, même après la confession réussie de Zack, je n'étais pas apparue. La foule de spectateurs, sur trois rangées de profondeur, commençait à perdre son enthousiasme. Même l'expression de Zack manquait de beaucoup de bonheur. Il embrassa sa nouvelle petite amie et vérifia son téléphone. Il n'y avait ni appels ni messages entrants.

Sylvia Rogers a partagé une image d'échographie sur Facebook, avec la légende : [Tellement reconnaissante pour mon donneur de sperme. J'avais presque abandonné... mais maintenant, regardez, je suis enceinte !] Elle était l'ancienne petite amie de mon mari, et il était le donneur. J'ai aimé la publication et commenté : [Félicitations !] Juste au moment où je l'ai soumis, Simon m'a appelée, paniqué, "Allez ! J'aidais simplement Sylvia ! N'en fais pas toute une histoire, Grace. Je t'en supplie." J'ai raccroché, envisageant le divorce !

"Simon, a 21-year-old high school dropout, dies tragically when a truck hits him on his way home from his dead-end job. But instead of moving on to the afterlife, Simon finds himself transported into the body of William Barlowe, the protagonist of his favorite novel, 'The Hero's Odyssey'. As Simon navigates this strange new reality, he's shocked to discover that he's not just a random extra in the story, but the actual hero. "'Don't people usually transmigrate as extras?' Simon thinks to himself, bewildered by his unexpected luck. 'Why did I get stuck as the main character?' As Simon struggles to come to terms with his new identity, he must confront the challenges of William's world, including treacherous dungeons, ancient magic, and a destiny that threatens to destroy everything he holds dear. With no clear way to return to his own world or restore his physical body, Simon must adapt to his new life as William and uncover the secrets behind his mysterious transformation. He must also contend with the harsh realities of William's world, where death lurks around every corner and the line between heroism and villainy is constantly blurred. Can Simon, a former high school dropout, find a way to survive and thrive in this new world, or will he succumb to the dangers that surround him?" ..........

Mason Satrev grows up in the foster system with fragmented memories of his past. Haunted by trauma and dreams of fire, his early years are marked by isolation, except for a mysterious girl named Olivia Compostal, a fellow child in therapy with whom he shared a powerful bond. After losing touch with her, Mason drifts through life, eventually reuniting with Olivia during high school on Skrylimpo-7, sparking dormant memories and emotional recovery. Now older and seeking purpose, Mason joins the Corvenian Military Space Corps (CMSC) Academy on the planet Corven. He's paired with Simon Petrogev, a tactical-minded yet sarcastic cadet with a harsh upbringing in a militarized research colony. Together, they begin orientation, learning the CMSC is a meritocratic, high-pressure institution where only the most capable cadets advance. Mason is determined to forge his path, not through privilege or luck, but by enduring and excelling. With the academy grading trials looming, Mason and Simon steel themselves for the battle ahead, knowing that survival in the CMSC isn't just about making it through training-it's about becoming something more. Beneath this military coming-of-age story lies a deeper mystery: ancient temples, powerful god-like phoenixes, and a galaxy on the brink of something darker. As Mason trains to become a soldier, forgotten truths from his past begin to stir.

Simon took on simple jobs around town to make quick money. He believed he had landed a decent gig with the military but soon realized it was one of the worst mistakes of his life. After his friend's murder, he found himself enmeshed in a world teeming with monsters, hunters, and horrors typically confined to nightmares. Driven by revenge for his betrayal and a desire to grow stronger, he confronts both monsters and humans, aided by a peculiar system. As he levels up, the system evolves. He got a list of names he needs to eliminate, and as he grows alongside the system, they slowly become something terrifying to his enemies on the list.

A story of a man named Simon who seeks to regain what he has lost, though he is unsure of what it is he seeks out. A story of a man who seeks to move on and seek closure however he is yet to find out how to do so.

After Princess Ruana's sister is murdered, and her parents insistent behavior, she leaves to bromithel to not only find who kille her sister, but to also marry the king. Simon, the praised king of Bromithel and the known player, is being suspected of being the princess' murderer. Will Ruana find who killed her sister and learn to fall all over again for the ruthless king? Or will the past consume them, and make them miss the hidden clues?

In a world of blessed humans, Simon Velthorne was forgotten and ignored by the god yet beloved by the Zodiacs. [The 24 Zodiacs Chooses you, Simon Velthorne, as The Saint. Will you accept?] The story of a fallen genius once again ascending to be reborn as a Saint of some distant beings Simon Velthorne was thrown away by his family due to his unnatural disability and not being able to gather and control mana. This story follows not only Simon but his allies to as they grow into influential figures and powerful individuals (if there are any typos please help and point them out so I can quickly fix them)

Can too many experiences truly reshape a person? Simon, a twenty-year-old young man, lives a quiet and empty life… until a growing storm of questions pushes him into a long, personal journey. He seeks the meaning of life—and an answer to the question that haunts him: “Will I always be like this?” This journey won’t be easy. But it may transform him forever… Or awaken something inside him that he never knew existed

The Beginning of The Beginnings by Simon Smolnik In the endless expanse of eternity, where multiple realms converge and the God decides on the very fabric of existence, there is born an outstanding tale. The Beginning of The Beginnings is not just a tale; it's an experience-born love for imagination, storytelling, and biblical scripture that takes readers deep into the breathtaking worlds of vibrant characters down to the ultimate struggle between good and evil. The Almighty God stands in the midst, and then Sarnel the Eternal Prince of Heaven, a figure whose presence radiates an aura of strength, authority, and grace. Then there is the company of the Seven Great Archangels, who are celestial beings who serve in roles so grand yet deeply personal. It is through epic battles, profound moments of vulnerability, and steadfast devotion that each one of them-Michael, Raphael, Uriel, and the rest-play their role in the unfolding narrative. This story was born from my desire to create something meaningful, something that could bring people closer to each other while also introducing them to the truths that I believe in. I have always loved the idea of crafting worlds from my imagination: worlds of wonder, beauty, and conflict. The Beginning of The Beginnings truly reflects that passion: a mixture of grand cosmic battles, intricate characters, and amazing settings. Growing up in Poland and living in the UK for almost five years surrounded me with the beauty of different cultures, environments, and ways of life. These experiences shaped my view of this world and inspired me to channel that sense of wonder into the stories I write. I hope this reimagining of biblical figures such as Michael or Gabriel can show their stories in a new light, deeply rooted in scripture with creative expression. I love writing epic fights that echo across heaven, creating this huge and expansive cosmology to connect every layer of existence from the Throne of God down into the darkest depths of Hell. But this is not a novel of mere battles and world-building. It's about the relationships between these beings: the struggles, the triumphs, and the unwavering sense of purpose that they have. It's about exploring what it means to be part of something greater than oneself, to stand firm in the face of unimaginable challenges, and to fight for what's right-even when the odds are against you. The Beginning of The Beginnings is my means of sharing this wonder with any who would consider such tales and mortals who genuinely love epic tales, faith, and creativity. I thus hope that this book will allow people to see beauty in these realms and feel the inspiration that strength and love bind them together. This is just the beginning of a larger vision I have, and I can’t wait to share this journey with you. If you want to support me or see more things I'm working on. These are links for Exclusive Content like leaks and early access to future chapters that I will release here: Patreon: https://patreon.com/SimonSmolnik?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Kisah anak-anak remaja yang beranjak dewasa, dimana masing-masing dari mereka memiliki masalah hidupnya masing-masing. Refan, Reisya, Ruri, Simon, Miko, Zahra, Nando, Nindy, Lucy, dan Gavin. Mereka semua memiliki kisah hidupnya masing-masing, dimana ego dan perasaan menjadi landasan dari sebuah perubahan besar dalam hidup mereka. Di saat hati sudah menguasai, apakah logika bisa melawannya? Baik sadar atau tidak, nyatanya perasaan lah yang selalu menang atas perdebatannya dengan ego. Anak muda adalah awal dari kisah mereka, setelah beranjak dewasa barulah mereka mengerti arti perasaan yang sebenarnya. Lalu jika masalah terjadi di antara kehidupan mereka, apakah rasa itu ikut bersalah? Hati seseorang tidak bisa di tentukan oleh kehendak orang lain, karna kekuasaan sepenuhnya ada pada si pemilik hati sendiri. Apakah ia menerima perasaan itu, atau malah membuang. ( Mengandung beberapa part 21+)

Electronic games are one of the important ways for people in the new era to entertain themselves. However, Takayuki, who crossed over to parallel-world Japan, found that the game industry in this world was extremely bleak, as if it had never flourished. So Takayuki decided to bring the ninth art to this world. This is a world that is single-mindedly focused on developing the entertainment industry of games. /!\ I will try my best to correct the error in the MTL novel, but my first language is not English. So, please be indulgent. Thank you ! Author : Chicken pecks millet