Skibidi Toilet Needle

In the realm of super-hit masterpieces, one glance is all it takes to realize you can't afford to miss out! The adorable little one hangs on the brink of peril, in desperate need of treatment. But fear not, for the seal is about to be broken, heralding the return of the sovereign! Once more, the divine healer of the primordial age emerges. With the unveiling, the golden needles shall traverse the realms, as the sovereign returns, carrying the adorable little one. Together, they shall defy the laughter of a myriad worlds! And there's more to the tale! The stunningly aloof mother, who also happens to be a formidable CEO, joins the fray and becomes a part of their journey!

Long ago when he was only a little boy the dark lord attacked his town and killed all adult males. He was captured along with his mother and two sisters. One of his sister got separated from them. To keep his remaining family alive he has to fight in the cage and bring profit to his cruel masters. If he ever looses a war then his family dies. So far he has never lost and has been bringing massive profits to his masters. The are happy with him and promised to let go of his sister after 5 more fights. But today he made a grave mistake; he got distracted while fighting. It cost his masters a lot of cash. The distraction was a beautiful girl he has never seen before. His masters punish him by sticking a needle where it hurts the most; his family. In his mind he can only blame the stranger who distracted him. He his devastated and hungry for revenge. In this magical world he has only been taught enough magic to fight in the cage. How will he ever attain freedom or his much desired vengeance?

Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

I closed my eyes with a sigh and let the needle slip through limp fingers. It wasn’t like anyone would miss me. They could always find someone else to beat or rape. The nothingness was a relief. At least now I have peace. Only...since when did 'nothingness' have so many gods? As one of ten heroes chosen by the Divine, I was sent to another world to fend off a demon invasion. But, the gods aren’t all helpful, and treat this as a game. Waking up in the magical world of Enusia, I found myself cursed and alone, clapped in chains and despised. This world was worse, far worse than the playground I so naively left behind, filled with betrayal, pain, and death. I've heard that the brightest lights cast the longest shadows. Perhaps, in this life, I can find if that's true. I'm tired of living in the dark. It's time to find the light. Discord: https://discord.gg/PX3xqJdZMY

In the bustling city of Seattle, sixteen-year-old Ben Ternt leads an unremarkable life—until a series of strange phenomena shatters his perception of reality. It all begins with a tiny strip of pixels on his arm, flickering like a glitch on a screen. As the days pass, Ben notices more of these pixelated anomalies, sparking a growing suspicion that the world around him is not what it seems. Driven by an insatiable curiosity and a burning desire for answers, Ben embarks on a quest to uncover the truth. His journey takes him to famous sites of conspiracy and mystery, from the enigmatic Space Needle to the secretive depths of Area 51. Along the way, he meticulously documents each glitch, piecing together the clues that could reveal the true nature of his existence. As Ben's investigation deepens, he discovers that he is not alone. A group of like-minded individuals, also convinced that their world is a sophisticated simulation, joins forces with him. Together, they traverse the globe, unraveling secrets and confronting challenges that test their resolve and ingenuity. Years turn into decades, and Ben's mission becomes a legacy passed down through generations. His successors, armed with the knowledge and evidence he has gathered, continue the fight to break free from the simulation. Their ultimate goal: to destroy the artificial construct that confines them and set humanity free. "Pixelated Reality" is a thrilling exploration of reality, perception, and the unyielding human spirit. It delves into the power of belief, the quest for truth, and the lengths to which one will go to uncover the mysteries of existence. Join Ben Ternt and his successors on a journey that challenges the boundaries of the known world and ventures into the uncharted realms of the digital cosmos.

Faith, fear, and fury. The strongest, most inalienable things that make us human. While the people of the world learn and grow, they shed feeling and emotion as time passes. Much like how matter cannot truly be destroyed, the energies of these sentiments never dissipates. Instead, it feeds beings born of all types of things, from ancient cultural followings to widespread societal discourse. In turn, these beings give back to the world--for better or worse. After the traumatic incident of his father's death, young DeMain is thrust into a world of turmoil and a hidden people right under the world's nose. As he harnesses a rare and unique ability gifted to him in exchange for his suffering, his view of the world unravels as he converges with others given the gift of Witchblood, an ability to see and interact with spirits. This book will take on its narrative based on the first-person views of three separate protagonists. I will remind those reading that 'protagonist' does not equate to 'hero' in all cases. A forewarning: This story includes many heavy themes and I felt the need to write them with the reality of how they happen. As such, be cautious. This book contains mentions of sexual assault, murder, violence, substance abuse, and overall conflict. There are also quite a varied amount of scenes with some 'gross' aspects to them. Though I imagine this would only affect those with vivid imaginations, you deserve to be warned regardless. Updates will done be once weekly if not more. (Things are subject to edits and changes!)

"""Stroke? I can cure that. I'll just use my silver needle to release the pent-up gas inside your brain."" ""Sir, what you have isn't hypertension. Your body is just lacking certain nutrients. I'll get you some herbs."" Zhao Chen was the disciple of a Master Doctor. He decided to work as a factory doctor to repay his debt to the owner. However, he could not understand why all his female patients were a little weird. They would always take their shirts off for him to perform his diagnosis. One day, the owner, Su Qianxia, ran into the factory while being chased by debt collectors. Zhao Chen looked at the debt collectors, then at Su Qianxia, and said, "It's 20 million, right? I'll help you earn that money."

I was using the bathroom all the sudden I got teleported to this desert, and then gremlin stole my toilet paper

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh

In Kyle’s Dark Ascent, Kyle finds himself transported into the world of Harry Potter, where he gains access to a unique power known as the "Emo Chest" system. By provoking intense reactions and raising the blood pressure of those around him, he can unlock magical treasure chests. His first reward grants him a dark talent: the "Heart of Black Magic," which corrupts any spell he uses, transforming it into dark magic. Even as a young child, Kyle's reputation grows. At five, he roams Knockturn Alley as the infamous "Blood Demon." By the age of seven, he's already been sent to Azkaban, where the dementors crown him as their king. At Hogwarts, Kyle's chaotic abilities become a constant source of frustration for his professors. Professor McGonagall reprimands him for turning a needle into a dementor with Transfiguration. Professor Flitwick is bewildered when a simple levitation charm sends part of the castle flying. Even Professor Snape warns Dumbledore that Kyle is destined to become the next Dark Lord. But Kyle has grander ambitions. "Dark Lord?" he scoffs. "Call me Satan. One day, even the devil will be ashamed not to have my name tattooed on his back." Darkly humorous and filled with magical mayhem, Kyle’s Dark Ascent chronicles the rise of a boy determined to make his mark on the wizarding world, one chaotic spell at a time.

Bob is an unlucky guy who loves toilet jokes, but when he dies and wakes up in a fantasy world, he gets more than he bargained for. Instead of becoming a powerful fire mage like he dreams, he’s forced to be a Poop Mage, with gross spells and a stinky magic system called P.U.M.A. With the help of his “Fiery Fecal Flame” spell, Bob must earn "Stink Points" to unlock new abilities, but all his magic revolves around poop. The villagers hate him, he accidentally causes chaos wherever he goes, and even a group of holy knights called "The White Order" sees him as a threat. Desperate to change his fate, Bob sets out to find a real mage who can teach him fire magic. Along the way, he meets weird allies like a sarcastic rogue named Roxanne, young noble Cooper, a clueless fire mage mentor, and a strange daoist master.

“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she's not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I'll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she "offends" a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

Shocking! The Comatose Bride Has Risen! Yan Qianyi, who had been in a coma for two years, finally woke up, only to find that everything had been taken from her. Worse yet, she was sold off simply for being a "high-quality" human woman. Miserable, right? Not exactly. She casually picked up a little puppy, a cute and handsome one, who was clingy and lovable, making everyone around her envious. One day, she accidentally bumped into the galaxy’s top commander, who dropped his mask. It was rumored that anyone who saw the commander's true face would die. Yan Qianyi, trembling with fear, blurted out, "Wow, you look just like my husband!" The commander replied, "What a coincidence, I am your husband." From that moment on, the mighty commander desired children every night. Yan Qianyi, tearful and distressed, thought, "How did my sweet little puppy turn into a big bad wolf? I miss my cute puppy!" … System: "Master, that famous masked doctor could possibly cure the poison in your body." Commander: "There's no need. My wife’s silver needles can bring the dead back to life." System: "But the doctor also uses silver needles. Why not give it a try?" Commander: "Do you really need to ask? If someone dares to imitate my wife, ban them!" System: "Master, the galaxy’s most wanted criminal looks just like your wife... Oh, I get it! She must have had plastic surgery! I’ll issue the command to execute her on the spot!" Commander: "..."

In the aftermath of his grandparents' tragic demise, sixteen-year-old Ethan rummages through the attic of their ancestral home, searching for items to sell. Amidst the dusty relics of the past, he stumbles upon a mysterious cube, its surface etched with enigmatic symbols that seem to pulse with an otherworldly energy. Intrigued, Ethan reaches out to touch it, unaware of the profound consequences that await. As his fingertip grazes the ancient artifact, a hidden needle springs forth, piercing his skin and drawing a small droplet of blood. In a mesmerizing display of light and shadow, the cube begins to glow, its surface liquefying and melding with Ethan's flesh. A searing pain courses through his veins as the strange substance forms a tattoo on his wrist—a cryptic design comprised of a circle within a square, surrounded by a language unknown to him.he cube, infused with a mysterious energy, imbues him with the ability to traverse the boundaries of reality and journey to different worlds. To all my readers, please bear with the slow development in this novel as English is not my first language. If you spot any errors, I welcome your feedback, and I hope you still find enjoyment in the story. The story will focus on adventure, the worlds and the lore of the worlds, there will be action too but the story will still remain slow passed. if its not your cup of tea then please find other novels, (there are many good one) 

"There is a fully furnished, beautifully located villa in the eastern suburbs near the sea in S City. It has twelve rooms, each with its own bathroom and toilet. The owner is looking for twelve tenants who are careful about personal hygiene and willing to protect the environment and facilities. The rent is negotiable. For inquiries, please call XXX-XXXXX." Retired mercenary, Monster, became a landlord to cover the high maintenance costs after inheriting a luxurious villa worth millions from his comrade. Unexpectedly, his new tenants turned out to be twelve beautiful women, all members of a game studio. To alleviate population pressure, countries around the world have connected to the game, and Earth has entered the "Age of the Gods." Monster, an unemployed wanderer with no gaming experience, accidentally joined the Silver Maple Game Studio, consisting of twelve beautiful women. "Strength of a single hand: 110 kilograms. Evaluation result: Excellent! Strength: Maximum value of 20!" "Endurance: 15 minutes! Successfully passed the test. Agility evaluation: Perfect! Additional bonus of 11 points of agility: 30!" "Intelligence evaluation: Clever! Intelligence: Maximum value of 20!" After joining the game, with his initial attributes maxed out, he embarked on the path of becoming the strongest landlord, aiming to be invincible.

The Yan family's third daughter was a good-for-nothing. She was mute, disfigured, and incapable of cultivation. Her cousin falsely accused her of stealing, and her fiancé gave her the cold shoulder. However, one day, everything changed. She began her spiritual and martial arts cultivation. With a beast charm in one hand and a silver needle in the other, she could control any magical beast and heal any sickness! She regained her former beauty and took the world by storm! Her multiple identities were exposed one at a time... She was the ultimate beast tamer, a genius alchemist, and a well-rounded spiritual guru. Yan Xi leveled up throughout the journey of torturing scum. She even found herself a mysterious husband along the way. "My husband is handsome and sweet. He also has a mild temper and is extremely cute," Yan Xi said. Everyone cried out, "No! Your husband is cruel and possessive. It's scary when he loses his temper!" A certain demon king's eyes turned red. "Hmm?" Everyone shivered in fear. "She's absolutely right!"

Trigger Warning: Includes a lot of crude humor and toilet humor. Not recommended for reading during meals. Version 1: Mia transmigrated. Her father, with the face of a scholar, is cunning and deceitful. Her mother, though kind-looking, has a heart of steel. Her older brother appears simple-minded but is sly, and her older sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born to be villains, existing only to highlight the righteousness and virtue of the main hero. They work hard to commit all sorts of evil deeds, sinking deeper into the mire, destined to meet a tragic end. As for Mia—she possesses a mystical spring, but she’s timid and weak. All she can do is prolong her family’s lives just a little bit longer... Version 2: In a past life, Mia’s family died off early. In this life, they’ve formed alliances with the most notorious figures—the infamous lord and the rebel leader. They have no filial piety, no loyalty, no moral integrity, and no backbone. But they’re all alive, together as a family... Version 3 (Reader Summary): Dad’s a Medusa, Mom’s a polar bear, Brother’s a wolf, Sister’s a weasel, and the heroine is a giant panda, strong as an ox but mostly just there to be cute.

Alert. Run. Needle and thread have come. In a small town a woman captures and makes a dolly. After being accused for murder she somehow gets loose. Running with three children that are not her own. She will torture them make then her perfect Dolly's. Make them the perfect children she never had. Abby, Dewy and Wish. { Updates are a little slow. } Let me apologize early on for grammar and spelling mistakes.

In the eyes of outsiders, Hyuga Yuto was a genius in the traditional sense of the Hyuga Clan: resilient, strong, gentle, and calm, a reliable comrade at all times. However, no one knew that on countless quiet nights, this young genius of the Branch Family would caress the caged bird seal engraved on his forehead and fall asleep with a sharp needle in his mouth, fearing that in his sleep, he would utter the madness and anger buried deep within his heart – "What Uchiha Itachi can do, can I, Hyuga Yuto, not dare to do the same?"

Kurai Jigoku was often thought of as a misfit, as he was frequently picked on by those in his school. He was not particularly rich and had to purchase inexpensive shoes, and sometimes had to repeat the same outfit every day. Kurai endured numerous forms of torment from his classmate Sado Yorimitsu, such as stealing his money, giving him physical abuse that left his bones broken and his face disfigured, and even forcing his head into a toilet. He experienced every type of bullying imaginable. The unsympathetic and callous teachers and students ignored Sado's clear mistreatment and regularly put the blame on Kurai for initiating conflicts, although this was not accurate. Kurai caused his mother to be ashamed of him, leading him to sink into depression. He made attempts to end his own life, but ultimately lacked the resolve to go through with it. "I'm simply gonna die a loser because that's what the world wants? It's not fair, I can't stand it." "Good, hero? Screw that. There is no such thing as hero in this world." Kurai yearned for the opportunity to take revenge on everyone who had made his life miserable. One day, following Kurai's altercation with Sado, his dream came true as he and his peers were summoned by a Goddess to an alternate world. He was no longer the same as before; he could now life forever and is ageless, even if he was broken down to the last atom, he would be able to come back together again. He vowed to have his opportunity to exact retribution on Sado, who holds the title of hero, and to take him out by any means necessary.

Kai is a 28 year old nurse. He works in a nursing home called Shady Pines. He works the overnight shift three days a week. He has been at his job for four years and has many residents and coworkers he enjoys. Recently, a new nurse's assistant began working, who happens to work the same nights as Kai. Unfortunately, the coworker seems to like teasing him. Liam, the tall, muscular, handsome CNA seems to have a thing for Kai. A slice-of-life boy love story set in a nursing home, written by a nurse who works the same shift in one. Yes, these things really could happen in a nursing home. ‐------‐-------------------- Some common terms used in a nursing home setting: ‐------‐--------------------- CNA - Certified nursing assistant. They are licensed to provide direct patient care under the supervision of a nurse. They may assist with activities of daily living such as toilet use, transfers, showers and eating. QMA - Qualified Medication Assistant. Many nursing homes will have QMAs working. They are a cheaper alternative to a nurse and unfortunately are often interchanged with licensed nurses even though the cannot legally assess patients. They are CNAs that have underwent a special program that allows them to pass medications under the supervision of a nurse. Resident - For most patients, a nursing home is their actual home. The correct term for someone living in a nursing home is resident. It is seen as more respectful and humanizing. Lift - A device used to assist residents to and from bed, a wheelchair or the toilet. They are different types of lifts. The most common lift is a hover lift. This is used to lift a resident into the air then lower their body to a surface. This is safer for residents who are unable to move their bodies appropriately. It also helps to prevent workplace injuries. **** This is my zany BL where my ADHD is allowed to run free. if you are looking for a well-planned BL which has two people fall into a deep, soul mate, forbidden love which will prevail against all odds, please see "The King Loves the Court Bard" which I am proud of. http://wbnv.in/a/9diXXtk

1000 Years Ago, the Apocalypse struck. Mysterious creatures appeared from all over the world Humanity was powerless to defend against the all-powerful Skibidi Toilets. But then they appeared. Our grand great ancestor gigachad almight demon god Jogoat went and saved the world. Disappearing into the endless cosmos. Then 3 years after that event, Jogoat came back with news of the Seduction Demon Queen Hatsune Miku :Cold emoji: __________________________________________________________________________________ By your *FAVORITE* author MaxWellerson but you can call me GorlockCupCakeBabe :wink::wink:

As soon as she transmigrated, Ding Yao became a mute that was kicked out by her stepmother! It’s okay, don’t panic. She had a fiance who was willing to pick her up. However, her fiance’s family had very bad luck. Today, someone got injured. Tomorrow, the chickens were dead. The day after, there was no more rice to eat…Ding Yao: “Have I been possessed by an unlucky god?” Seeing that her younger siblings were about to starve, Ding Yao’s naive and innocent fiance comforted her. “It’ll be fine, Yaoyao. I’ll go hunting in the mountains tomorrow. I won’t let you starve.” Ding Yao glanced at his broken leg and knew that the credibility of his statement was low. If one relied on the mountains, the mountains would fall. If one relied on others, others would fall. Ding Yao rolled up her sleeves. Well then, let’s make fortune with our own hands! Thinking of the 21st century which she transmigrated from, she has superb medical skills. It was not a problem to treat illness and injuries. Not to mention, she had a system which allowed her to have her own medicine field. It wasn’t a problem to get rich! Under Ding Yao’s leadership, her fiance’s family leaped from being the poorest family in the village to the richest in the country in only three years. The days got better and better, but those who looked for trouble also increased…One night, a familiar assassin dressed in black appeared. Ding Yao was in a daze and thought, ‘Do I deal with this with silver needles? Or poison needles?’ At this moment, her weak fiance stepped forward and pulled her into his arms to protect her. “Don’t be afraid, my darling! No one will hurt you while I’m here.” Ding Yao was confused. Then, she was shocked when her weak fiance kicked the black-clothed assassin. This man had pretended to be weak in order to gain the upper hand!

WARNING: This is the second most degenerate novel you have ever seen. Read at your own risk. The main character of this novel Nion has time traveling superpower. With this power, he will fulfill his all-perverted fantasy. From fucking his own self from the past to fucking his own children and grandchildren 's in the future. This novel has every fetish in the world, from lolicon to necrophile and many more. Here are some tags: Loli, milf, shota, yaoi, gay, bisexual, lesbian, yuri, harem, reverse harem, shemale, threesome, foursome, orgy, swinging, ntr, netorare, netori, netorase and netoshare, incest, childbirth, pregnant, impregnate, milk, lactation, big breasts, huge breasts, gigantic breasts, small breasts, big ass, big dick, trans, futanari, scat, urinating, human toilet, cumdum, necrophile, fantasy, op system, boy cunt, traps, men with big Breasts, monster sex, interspecies sex, monster childbirth, mother-son, father-son, mother-daughter, father-daughter, kingdom building, huge harem, world harem, immoral sex, rape, gangbang, double penetration, three-ple penetration, sperm drinking, ebony, gal, etc and many more.

Su Yun transmigrated and became a live streamer. Suffering from no talent, he practiced all kinds of skills live every day in order to make a living. Such as flying cards slicing flies; wooden swords playing table tennis; flying needles shooting bulletproof glass; long jump landing on water without sinking... On the first day, Su Yun learned flying cards, and people thought he was here to be funny. On the fifth day, Su Yun's flying cards split the cucumber, and the people thought that was the best he could do. On the thirtieth day, Su Yun's cards cut through the stake from ten meters away and beheaded the fly... The crowd was shocked and then agreed that it was a special effect! ... Sometime later, when Su Yun was accidentally exposed and received a summons to file, more of his skills were revealed one by one: The flying skills that enabled him to cross the river! The sword art of splitting rocks with one sword! Flying needles that were comparable to the penetrating power of a bullet... Police: Are you sure this is just a live streamer? Immediately file for an s-level case!

# PHILOSOPHY # ANCIENTMARTIALARTS # PERIOD # FULLFLOW Qin Xi had been reborn. She was reborn in 1983 when her family married her off to a fool, and she had accidentally inherited the Mysterious Doctor techniques on the day of her rebirth. She only had four bare walls of the house? She was bullied by others? Qin Xi looked down at her own hands and her medical skills and decided to start her journey of self-improvement. Since then, with silver needles in hand, she has not only cured her foolish husband, but she also schemed and kicked out her outrageous relatives, leading to her husband’s family becoming prosperous…After successfully becoming a wealthy woman, Qin Xi thought she could finally breathe a sigh of relief. However, her husband hugged her from behind and whispered into her ear, “Darling, we haven’t had children yet…”

# two-faced # followers After transmigrating, medical expert Gu Qingxue became a widow with three small babies waiting to be fed. Armed with a Miracle Doctor System, she used the needles in her hands to snatch people from the god of hell, raised the craziest children possible, and abused the scum of all scums! But, no one could have expected her to accidentally provoke a famous war god from the frontier region! The man had looks, money, and status. He pulled her back to his place to become his regent consort. Gu Qingxue told him frankly that she was already married and had children, so it was a no! But then… Who can tell her why all her children looked like him?! Her second baby, Xiao Daimao, faced his father and said to everyone, “My mommy is very knowledgeable, so why would we need a father?!” Her third baby, Xiao Mian’ao, would boast whenever he saw people, “My mommy has a beautiful, sweet voice. It’s enough that I have my mommy!” Only her eldest child was mature, remaining calm and unaffected. Then, her fourth child shouted, “Brother! Dad is climbing the walls again!” Her eldest child, who had been unruffled a moment ago, picked up a big stick and rushed out immediately. He would guard his mother till the end!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"