Everything Wrong With The Hobbit

This is the story of a boy who was nothing special. He was one of the few students at his academy who was only as strong as a regular human. While the others could bend metal with their fingers, run faster than a cheetah, cast magic spells, etc., Archie could only lift a regular amount of weights and `take a bus to travel around. He had to use the fire on his stove to cook food while some could create fire between their fingertips. However, all of that changed when he discovered the crash site of what seemed to be something from outer space. When he touched the invisible alien technology, it melted like goo and wrapped itself around him. "What is going on?" he asked as he looked at the body lying on the ground. He was staring at his own body. Looking at the reflection of the body that he was in now, it had no face or any features. Only after customizing it did it begin to resemble a human. Follow Archie along as he uses the ability to control avatars, as well as being able to rebirth back to square one in exchange for faster growth, to become the strongest being in the universe.

weeee," "Weeeee" The two little guys kept on crying. My name is Fritz Dabson, I am the father of the two baby boys I am holdimg. I had just finished my final exams and got kicked out from home. There are three letters infront of me, the first one say, "Take care of the baby, I have a husband now and I don't need a child in my life right now, especially the one with your blood." The second letter reads, "I still want to continue my studies so take responsibility for your actions." The last and most ticking letter read.s, "You are a father now so take care of your family, take the 100 dollar note as a gift for my two grandchildren," I dont even know what to do am just sitting on a train going no where. I am probably going to get kicked out of this train thats for sure ----- The songs in the Novel are a dedication to my love for OneRepublic. The name of the chapter will be the name of The OneRepublic used in the chapter. So if there are any OneRepublic fans out there lets spread the love and send you picks of your best OneRepublic song.

``` Entering the world of the Scripted Murder Game isn't scary. Playing the role of the murderer is still doable. Playing the role of the victim is fine. Playing the role of a girl is manageable. Even if you have to deal with dark, strange monsters, and accidentally get tainted by them, it's no big deal. Shuo looked at the script in his hand and felt that he could still play the part! … But after adding a bunch of teammates with mental issues, he felt that he couldn't go on acting. This script is a bit off too! Shuo, "Can we not have a murderer, a victim, a girl, or psychos, and just have a normal person?" … —————— 【Non-traditional Scripted Murder Mystery Game】 【Attention: The plot will gradually shift from normal to bizarre, focusing on tasks. Each Scripted Murder Game script is original, not fan-made. Non-original scripts will be indicated.】 【Ensemble cast, with undercovers, role-playing, disguises, no female lead.】 ```

Abigail is the daughter of a once proud but now dying pack, a pack that would do anything to restore their position amongst the greatest packs once again. But luckily for them, Abigail catches the attention of Darius, alpha of the most powerful and dangerous pack in America. She is at once given to him as a bargaining chip more so than a bride, as a means to cement her pack's relationship with that of Darius'. Now Abigail will have to survive this prison she calls a marriage to the monster wolf Darius, while also trying to suppress her feelings for her true mate Elias. But this is easier said than done, because amidst finding the secrets to her past, and plotting with her true mate to escape and bring down Darius, she will find herself bearing feelings towards him, and learn everything to be more complex than she initially thought. And it all starts with Abigail trying to make Darius fall for her. "I don't know how you got that idea into your pretty head, but Darius doesn't fall in love." "There's a first time for everything." "A first time huh?" Darius' voice echoes into my ears. "You have two months to make me fall for you. But if you fail, I'll kill your best friend Rosemary, her mate, and every member of your pack."

En las Landas de Etten, un rincón maldito de la Tierra Media donde el viento gime como un lamento eterno y la tierra se quiebra bajo el peso de la desolación, un enano roto se alza contra la sombra que devoró su mundo. Tygran el Loco, exiliado de Erebor tras las llamas voraces de Smaug, carga con el dolor de un pueblo masacrado y el eco de un hogar perdido. No es solo un guerrero: es un alma arrancada de otra existencia, atrapada en un cuerpo curtido por la guerra, guiada por un poder oscuro y extraño que convierte la sangre en fuerza y la muerte en destino. Montado en su cabra de guerra, una bestia tan feroz como su espíritu, Tygran empuña un hacha que canta con cada golpe, liderando a los últimos enanos de las Landas en una cruzada desesperada contra las hordas trasgas que infestan el norte, un enemigo infinito que surge de cuevas profundas y torres de hierro oxidado. Desde las cenizas de un campamento aniquilado hasta el corazón ardiente de una fortaleza que amenaza con engullir Eriador, esta odisea desgarradora entrelaza el alma trágica de El Hobbit con la grandeza sombría de El Señor de los Anillos. Los enanos de Landas de Etten no buscan refugio: cazan con una furia que hace temblar la tierra, sus martillos de mithril dorado y catapultas de fuego forjando un camino de sangre y ruinas. Pero la victoria tiene un costo. Cuando la última torre trasga cae en un infierno de humo y acero, y los elfos de Rivendel hallan a Tygran al borde del abismo, su cuerpo roto entre gigantes despedazados, un grito silencioso resuena: ¿qué fuerza sobrenatural impulsa a este enano a doblegar titanes y comandar ejércitos, y qué precio pagará por un poder que no comprende? Sumérgete en una epopeya de venganza y sacrificio, donde el legado de Durin se enfrenta a un destino teñido de sangre y misterio. Los enanos rugen, los elfos observan, y la Tierra Media tiembla ante un héroe que podría ser su salvación… o su perdición.

First Novel so maybe the update will be long

A world that turned into a game in an instant. In the midst of it all, I awakened an EX-rank ability. Devouring all kinds of rewards and corrupting every female. Harem | System | Hypnosis | Apocalypse

whatEva Callahan has always been the unwanted daughter, overshadowed by her perfect elder sister, Lillian. Bound by an age-old contract between the Callahan and Carter families, she is forced into an engagement with Ryan Carter, a reckless womanizer who squanders his wealth and dignity. But fate has other plans. One fateful night, Eva finds herself entangled with Lucas Carter—the powerful, brooding heir of the most feared werewolf family and, devastatingly, her sister’s fiancé. Lucas has always followed the rules, set to marry Lillian and uphold his family's legacy. Yet, the moment he lays eyes on Eva, something shifts. When an unexpected night of passion binds them in ways neither anticipated, desire turns into obsession, and duty battles with forbidden love. As their attraction intensifies, dark secrets unravel, threatening to destroy the fragile ties holding their families together. Betrayal, sacrifice, and undeniable longing pull them into a dangerous game where love might not be enough to save them. Will Eva defy her father’s demands and claim the man she truly desires? Or will Lucas let go of the only woman who ever made him feel alive? How far will they go to fight for a love that was never meant to be?

Maya Carter’s life takes a deadly turn the night she answers a call meant for someone else. What should have been an innocent mistake plunges her into a dangerous conspiracy tied to the enigmatic Victoria Hale—a woman who vanished without a trace. With no one to trust, Maya is forced to go on the run, accompanied by her fiercely loyal best friend, Ava, and the unpredictable Reed—a man whose motives remain a mystery. As shadowy hunters close in, they must navigate a web of secrets, betrayals, and half-truths, all while racing to uncover why Victoria’s disappearance holds the key to their survival. But when Maya realizes that the real danger isn’t just the people hunting them—but something much deeper, much darker—she’s left with one burning question: Was answering that call her biggest mistake… or her only way out?

Pure instinct to aid the weak. A noble impulse, right? My 'sin,' or perhaps my supreme stupidity, was trying to save a woman and her daughter from a brutal death. In the heat of the skirmish, a moment of carelessness cost me a gunshot. And then, the ironic confirmation of an old suspicion: the God of this world finds amusement in fallen heroes. Just as the darkness was claiming me, a strange phenomenon tore me from its jaws... only to throw me into the body of a noble baby, a child born with privileges, yes, but also with a curse. Lucien Whiteheart, his parents' fifth attempt at having an heir, was a doomed body. A grotesque curse denied them descendants, and now, I, a trapped soul, faced a premature death at the hands of enemies I never provoked. A blessing or a cruel joke of fate? I’ll find out, if I survive.

Apocalypse: I Copy Everything The world has undergone a cataclysmic transformation. A mysterious mist has spread, mutating humans into terrifying zombies. However, as despair loomed, a system awakened, unleashing the world's dormant Origin Energy and granting humans incredible innate gifts. Maximus, an orphan who learned to survive alone after his grandmother's passing, was just another student at Dragon University when the apocalypse struck. Armed with a strange necklace left to him and a unique ability that allows him to copy everything, he must navigate this brutal new reality. As he fights against monstrous creatures, mutated plants, and unknown species, he soon realizes that his power may hold the key to standing at the pinnacle of this new era.

Yvienna Keith Mendoza is fearless and unapologetically bold, with a sharp attitude that keeps everyone at arm's length. After a painful betrayal, she lost all trust in men and vowed never to let anyone get too close again. But when a flirtatious man enters her life, his charm and persistence begin to challenge everything she believes. Will she let him break through her walls, or will her past keep her heart guarded forever?

My name is Sasha Pierce and this is a story of how night in Vegas changed my life forever, I wasn’t always the fast pick when it came to love and relationships, I was always the odd duck then he came into my life and everything changed

Battered, injured, jaded and marvellously wreaked. Luis Lee was one of the powerful ability users during the chaotic time of the apocalypse but that was until he found himself reincarnated in a magical world full of hunks and gorgeously powerful moon elves.  At that moment he thought, "Let's live a slow slutty life, (b)itches!" These long-eared hotties needed him for something and the new moon elf lord was determined to do nothing. However, an obnoxious system was added into the mix saying that he is reincarnated in a world of a book. System administrator: This world will usher an Apocalypse after a decade. So enjoy your stay (b)itch. Few days old moon elf lord: Will I ever get a proper rest? A story of a perverted soul who just wanted to get laid starts now. Author's Note: Bearers are another gender of the moon elves. They have PP but has the ability to 'bear children'. This concept is practically like an omegaverse- minus the heat. This is my first ever novel. :) The book cover is a commissioned art made by Kanl Art. Paid by the Author using all the love that the beloved readers gave to this book! Hihihi! Do not use without Author's permission. Contact me @ https://discord.gg/M6N3nDkA

Neris Truide was born with the legendary purple jewel eyes of the ancient warrior Elandria. Despite this, her peers at the noble academy bully her mercilessly, destroying her self-esteem. Adopted by the wealthy and powerful duke Elandria because of her jewel eyes, Neris eventually marries Crown Prince Abelus―only to be pushed aside for his mistress Megara, who led the bullying at school. Neris's life ends at age thirty when she is poisoned by her adoptive sister Valentin. However, instead of dying, she wakes up back at age twelve with her memories of her previous life intact. Enrolled at the academy once more, she sets about exacting revenge on those who ostracized, assaulted, and ultimately murdered her. But she didn't expect that in this life, she'd cross paths with Cledwyn Maindulante, the cunning future ruler of the north. As a determined Neris sets out to make her enemies suffer―and prevent her murder―will Cledwyn turn out to be a dangerous foe, or her closest ally ever? *********************************************** *Noticed* - The translation isn't accurate and the language used is considered informal or "messy". - It's recommended to add this to your reading list to stay updated. - Readers are encouraged to support the original creators by purchasing the official version when it's available. - There are links provided to support the translator financially. - Readers are asked to enjoy the fan translation quietly and avoid causing any trouble or seeking attention. That's all, happy reading everyone!

In the wizard world, the mysterious magic cube gave Lin Suo the ability to fuse all things. However, sometimes the recipe was a bit strange. The Evil God would shake his head when he looked at it. Horse corpse x 2 + stone + wood + clay + tent cloth = Double Horse Chariot. Octopus corpse + flower of enlightenment + black goat corpse = octopus flower with black hair? Skeleton + Bloodthirsty Vine + Vampire Eyeball = Thorny Creature Eyeball??? Lin Suo: As long as there are corpses in the recipe, it will definitely make the Evil God frown

Reborn into a new world with a cheat system, how will Seiya fare with his new life, eating worlds and slicing up gods? He had only one goal... "I'll become the World Devouring Slime!" ================================================================ Warning! Seiya is a careless, stupid, and almost evil main character. He does what he wants, and he doesn't think before he makes decisions!

Trinity Grove has everything you want. From rich parents to parties to very expensive things. She literally has everything money can buy, but still she feels empty inside. it's almost like something is missing, but what? After her parents divorce, when she was 7, she moves in permanently with her mother, and stepfather. The last thing she remembered of her birth father was him telling her this would happen. She finds out shes a human-dragon hybrid, and things start to seem normal, but that's when she finds herself between a war; a war between dragons and knights and humans. what will happen? will she survive? This is my 1st novel. I hope you like it. I'm looking forward to your feedback.

A saga of innovation, ambition, and the pursuit of a life well lived. In a world untouched by modern science, a disillusioned genius is given a second chance—not in a new life, but in an old one. Omnia, a brilliant yet aimless man from a technologically advanced future, finds himself inexplicably reborn as the fourth son of King Moniel II—a prince with no claim to the throne, destined for a quiet life in an average fiefdom. But within his mind lies the accumulated knowledge of an entire civilization, stored in the depths of an advanced brain chip from the world he once knew. Armed with centuries of technological and artistic mastery, Omnia sets out not to conquer, but to create. From simple luxuries like soap and fine instruments to grand innovations like steam engines and hot air balloons, his fiefdom flourishes beyond imagination, outshining even the capital of the kingdom. As whispers of his genius spread, he draws the attention of monarchs, merchants, and those who seek to control what they cannot understand. But Omnia has no desire for thrones or war. For the first time, he has a purpose—to live, to build, and to leave behind a world greater than the one he was born into. Yet, in a medieval world where power is measured in steel and blood, can knowledge alone be enough to reshape history? Or will his creations become the very tools that lead to his downfall? One man. One mind. An entire world on the brink of transformation.

Getting reincarnated into a comatose boy who was left for dead by the people around him Fair warning HEAVY SMUT

Mikail Fremawan, someone who has always been followed by bad luck since he was a child, and the peak was when both of his parents died simultaneously before his own eyes. But the sudden appearance of the System changes everything, from wealth, power, glory, and... revenge; Mikail begins his steps to achieve all of that one by one. Witness his story of turning his misfortune into incredible good fortune. Mikail: There might be something wrong with my System, Isn't it? ------------ Hi, it's me here; this is my second book. This book is still connected to my other book, but it takes place on a different Earth, so Another Universe, maybe? The update schedule is still irregular because I'm still focusing on my other book, so... well, that's it; please enjoy!!

no, no no! Don’t die on me.. Wally screamed holding tightly onto the life less body of this wife ,everything around him seem to have come to a stop,watching her stop breathing.. Few months ago, he wouldnt have pictured himself in that kind of position, caring, hurting ,loosing his mind and love? It sure was the last thing on his mind When he decided to make her his one year Project.. A project he lost himself in ……. Who is ready for my new story?

The drums of change are beating on the Nerathian Continent. The fall of the Adler empire and the emergence of the Demons have turned the continent upside down, while a new discovery of a mine shortens the path to chaos. In the middle of it all, the meeting of ‘civilisation’ and ‘savagery’ will either create a new centre of power on the continent or spell its doom. Can our two main characters, Corvus and Belisarius, emerge from the chaos to rebuild their kingdoms?

Yuki died. Her killer? Truck-kun. Now she's been isekai'ed, but slightly wrong assumptions during character creation complicate things, just a bit. - Before you start, here is what you can expect of the story: Characters make mistakes. Bad things happens. People are crazy. Characters lose sometimes. A bit of fluff and a bit of comedy. Can be pretty dark at some points. --- Here's the discord server, if anyone wants to ask questions, hang out, or make suggestions: https://discord.gg/pne3CaCUrX --- I've set a Ko-Fi and Patreon account with a few chapters if you want to support me! :) https://www.patreon.com/RotundElf https://ko-fi.com/rotundelf