Shebang Static Shock

What would you do if you were married to a yandere? And what would you do if your yandere wife turned out to be an overpowered vampire? Well, Mark is experiencing exactly that. He met his wife in a coffee shop, and married her a few months later. He was shocked at first when he learned that his wife is a yandere, and more shocked when he found out that she was actually a vampire! Everyone is scared of yanderes, especially if it is one close to you. But is being loved by one really a bad thing?

In the vast and boundless fantasy world, there is a young man named Yun Che, who has lived in a remote village since childhood and his life story is a mystery. One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly appeared in the world, and Yun Che awakened a shocking ability - the ancient holy body of the sign-in system! This ancient holy body is the supreme physique left by the ancient gods. The owner can devour the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and condense the supreme divine power. With this physique, Yun Che's cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds. It only took a few months from obscurity to shocking the world. However, with the growth of power, Yun Che has gradually been involved in disputes and conspiracies on the continent. Major forces coveted his ancient holy body and rushed to snatch it. In the face of numerous crises, Yun Che was indomitable. With the help of the mysterious treasures obtained by the sign-in system, he overcame all obstacles and embarked on the road of strength. During this journey full of adventures and challenges, Yun Che met a group of like-minded partners, and together they explored the true secrets of the ancient holy body and the shocking mystery hidden deep in the continent. Through thrilling battles and breakthroughs on the brink of life and death, Yun Che will eventually stand at the top of the world and write his own legendary chapter!

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

After being disassembled and banished from the Netherworld, I reincarnated from the Lord of the Underworld to a thoroughly ordinary person in the world of the living. The good news was that I managed to take a part of my original body with me before reincarnating. The bad news was I didn't closely examine what I took. ... Luckily, the supernatural was making a comeback in this world, and I still had a chance to rise again. It was time to give the living world a little Netherworld shock! ... "You must have misunderstood this BOSS; she is clearly my dear little sister," Jiang Lu said indignantly, holding a female ghost that was emitting a strange aura. [Infinite Streaming] [Original Copy] [Unrivaled Against the Heavens]

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Zara Monroe, a girl in her Early twenties. aspiring author, wakes up the day after her mother’s funeral in a world where humans don't exist and the powerful wolf kings reign supreme. To her shock, she’s swept into the plot of her own unwritten romantasy novel. But this isn't just fantasy—Zara is now living the life of her heroine, a girl fated to die at the hands of the Lycan Twins, the ruthless rulers of the werewolf world and her destined mates. With her life hanging in the balance, Zara must rewrite her fate before it’s too late. Can she change the deadly course of her own story, or will she be trapped forever in the world she created? …….. #ReverseHarem #LycanKings #ParallelWorld #WhyChooseTroupe

She was once a revered divine doctor but was betrayed and framed by a jealous senior sister, resulting in her soul transmigrating to another world. In a strange world, with her emaciated body, a poor family, a kind but bullied disabled father, and malicious relatives. An accident granted her the divine eyes, allowing her to not only see people's past and predict their future but also to discern the condition of their bodies. Even more peculiar was the worn bracelet on her hand, which turned out to be a space artifact from ancient times. The world was vast, and there were many eccentrics who ridiculed her family's status, unaware that in secrecy, she was a mysterious figure whom countless influential figures wanted to invite over for tea. Yet, as she relished the pleasures of being reborn, there were always people trying to provoke her! President Mo, what do you want?! If I can't provoke you, I can always hide from you, right?!

He is the most prestigious and mysterious man, the head of ZMI Agency's special agents. A person of immense influence. Just how influential? He says, find out for yourself! * She is a foreign-born master of criminal psychology, a psychological counselor at a correctional facility. A small fry who is always hungry for more. How small? She says, none of your business! * Zhan Se can't understand why, in just a short bathroom break, she was ensnared by such a cold, dignified, evil, domineering, awesome... a benefactor who is described with all the positive adjectives usually associated with the male protagonists in novels... What?!! She owed him six years ago? Not only did she owe him, but she also has a 6-year-old bun calling her mom? Holy moly! Since they both have a child together, who actually owes whom? ————————●Alternative Edition Introduction●———————— This is a guidebook for a nerdy girl's road to success. This is a must-have secret manual for marital roads. This is an encyclopedia on criminal psychology. This is the life journey of a woman who every man dreams of, working her way up. Urban marriage, rich family scandal, case tracking. All is revealed in "The Surprising Marriage Journey"… Indulgence is boundless, love and affection are reinterpreted! Nothing is the best, there is only better! Reading online novels, for the sense of satisfaction! Cracking melon seeds and peeling peanuts, sit in a row and taste together. Taste the power, color, fame, and wealth, and watch the various states of sentient beings with a smile. (Note: ① This book is one-on-one, absolutely clean, those who dislike the author and the author's writing style should avoid this pit) (Note: ② This book is purely fictitious, and there is no need to verify its authenticity. Reading the text comes with a lightning rod, no compensation for discomfort)

What would you do if you were born as a vampire? And what would you do when your overpowered vampire mother is obsessed with you? Well, Mark is experiencing exactly that. He died while cycling to his university when truck-kun hit him, sending him off to reincarnate.  He was shocked at first when he learned that he was now a vampire, and more shocked when he learned how obsessive his mother is.  Everyone is scared of yanderes, especially if it is one close to you. But is being loved by one really a bad thing?

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

*VOL.1 - Main Story - 40 CHAPTERS* When a mysterious stranger hires an adept journalist at a MIND INVESTIGATION firm GAMESCAPE, the journalist discovers the shocking truth— his life is a dream world, and he is forced to choose between his lover and his career. *VOL. 2 - Side Story - Missions Cases Files*

"Don't you have someone waiting for you in Itaca Captain? Maybe a wife or a son?!" I was so furious I didn't even notice the complete shock on Odysseus' face, and his shock rapidly turned into anger as well. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU KNOW THERE'S NOBODY IN ITACA WAITING FOR ME!" "HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT? WHAT ABOUT PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS?!" "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE NOW?!" And that was the moment everything I thought I knew crumbled. [!attention! Detected false knowledge and incongruity within the soul] [please remember that the odyssey from your world is a fiction created several hundreds years after the story took place] [this is not a book]

Lucas was your normal 21-year-old guy with a loving family and a beautiful girlfriend. But one day, when he was with his girlfriend, a strange woman appeared to be in their room, claiming to be his gf's mom. She said that she was the succubus queen and her daughter the succubus princess, and that she is here to take his girlfriend back to her kingdom. Lucas was shocked when he heard this and was even more shocked when he heard that angels had declared war on the demons. Determined to stay with his girlfriend, Lucas follows her back to the demon kingdom. But in the midst of creatures who are far more powerful than he and gods who can kill entire civilisations with a mere thought, can Lucas make a difference?

One night when Luna was trudging down block on a dimly lit city street to her horror and shock! She saw a monster one from a fairy tale barreling towards her as it lunged and attacked her as she thought it was all over. To her shock as she was bleeding out on the street from the attack she was saved by a mysterious woman. Who claimed to be a hunter she offered to save the dying woman in return, she would become her hunter partner little did Luna know this would change the course of her life forever!

At 35, Laine’s life amounted to little. His cultivation was pitiful and his wealth even more so. After years of saving spirit stones, he finally scraped together enough to buy an artifact that could change his fate. When he discovered the artifact was counterfeit, he dropped it in shock and shattered it. To his surprise, amongst the broken shards, a tarnished key lay hidden inside. Tags: Polygamy, Incest, Pregnancy, Gore, R-18, Xuanhuan, Harem-Seeking Protagonist, Enemies Become Lovers, First-time Intercourse, Older Love Interests, Marriage, Male Protagonist, Underestimated Protagonist, Smut, Mature Blacklisted Tags: NTR, Bestiality, Scat, Vore, Rape, Necrophilia

[Enjoy the completed masterpiece without waiting for updates, and indulge in the thrill of a one-sitting read] After acquiring 24 Calming Sea Pearls, each one granted a unique ability... The underachieving loser Lin Feng made a comeback with superpowers, possessing a photographic memory, his academic performance skyrocketed! With incredible strength, he sent the bully Huang Mao flying with a single kick! He caught the eye of the innocent school beauty and left the gorgeous teacher gaping in shock! The academic underdog transformed into the school idol, speaking confidently about dreams and the future in front of everyone! This is our youthful campus, where we all share our common youth and dreams...

Taida haru, A normal guy trapped in some weird circumstances, after uncovering a shocking truth about his favorite streamer both of them were blamed for a crime they didn't even commit! Now they're forced to live with each other under house arrest!

In the Daxia Empire, Lu Yun awakens to a shocking realization—he has traveled through time and become a eunuch in the imperial palace. Yet, unlike the others around him, Lu Yun quickly discovers a bewildering secret: he has not been castrated. ----------------------------------- Author:卡牌

Kamila is a hermit girl, living all alone in a deserted forest with her father. So, it's a shock when the son of the man who was responsible for their exile whisks her away from the forest, her father and the only life that she knew.

The astronauts who were captured by magical creatures were extremely surprised and shocked at how they would be used...

When Merlin went on a trip with her friends to a tourist destination, they came across a serene lake with calm and crystal-clear waters. While she was deeply engrossed in admiring the lake, one of her friends playfully pushed her, causing her to fall into the water. Unable to swim, she sank deeper and deeper, with no one coming to her aid. Her vision grew blurry and eventually faded to darkness. When she regained consciousness, she was shocked to find herself in an unfamiliar place. The surroundings were filled with ancient, old-fashioned buildings reminiscent of a bygone era. "Where am I?" Merlin murmured in shock, her eyes darting around the strange environment.

After waking up on the day of his 8th birthday a young boy by the name of Auric lost all his memories, with a note with no sender and several different books on how to live, 7 years later a shocking revelation will be uncovered that will change his life forever. posting this on royal road https://www.royalroad.com/profile/372685/fictions

After catching her fiance in bed with another woman a few days before their wedding, Emily Waston was devastated and angry. In desperation, she walked into a bar where she had an unforgettable one night stand with a stranger. To her ultimate shock, she discovered the stranger was her fiancé's uncle. And to make the matter worse, she got herself into a tacky situation where she couldn't leave her fiancé's life completely. By working as John's live-in secretary, she began to fall in love with his uncle. And John in particular noticed the closeness between them and began to get jealous and wanted her back. How would Emily handle the desire which the two alpha relatives have for her?

After becoming the Emperor and the Vice Leader of the Underground Association. Leo Reinhardt who got betrayed by the King of Serus Kingdom along with Zero the Leader of the Underground Association. After being killed by the hand of Haydn and Aaron. Leo woke up and realized himself being in a small body like a 10 years old, looking at the mirror with a shock face, he realize that he comeback 20 years before being killed. Feeling regret of being use by the King and Zero. Leo wanting revenge on both of them. Many butterfly effect will accur because of what Leo's going to do. Never he knew that this life will bring more destruction to what his first life has seen.

In a quiet, picturesque town, a shocking murder shatters the peace. As whispers of hidden secrets and betrayals spread, a determined detective must navigate a web of lies to uncover the truth. With every clue, the line between friend and foe blurs, and the race to catch the killer becomes a fight against time—and danger.

The soldier was shocked to find that his colleague was a charlatan who even opened an online store?! Mountain, medicine, fate, physiognomy, divination, the master of metaphysics played around in the interstellar and embarked on the path of commander.

Force Of Attraction takes a shocking turn leading to Mandira's secrets getting exposed. The series takes a dark turn when secrets from 25 years ago start to surface. Gayatri's ghost and the Vengeful Mohini, are we in for a happy ending. as the series is expected to go for a break this October.

Love Story of An Amazing Actress Who fell in love with her very own bodyguard. But does he love her too? or its just one sided? “I love you” She spoke while looking in her eyes. “This cant be..!” He spoke making her shock. What will happen when the truth busts out? Will they be able to get closer or will split apart.

A story of person transmigrated into a game he knows all but about but he is shocked that whom he has transmigrated he doesn't anything about that person that mean he doesn't know anything about himself except his name Kai Agust.So how will he proceed in this game with this unknown character.

Could you imagine? Being in a world like this- with the constant humming of static in the air, eyes in the sky, perhaps the grass looking greener. Kimyona swears those forsaken clouds are staring at her. — DISCLAIMER! ⚠️ This book contains: • Strong language • Mentions of suicide • Mentions of substances • Mentions of other dark topics • Descriptions of S/H • LGBT+ • etc. Do not read if you are sensitive to these topics, there will be a indicator of when chapters deal with what is mentioned above.