Anime Is For Jerks

so, reincarnation huh? "a lot of good... a lot of bad... balanced karma." "good news you get one boon to bring with you to the next life. unfortunately for you though, you don't get to choose. totally random. ready?" join Apollo in his new life where through sheer luck (good or bad?) is raised by an all hungry, all dominant and all loving hivemind who will burn the galaxy just to see him smile. Hi, I hope you enjoy my novel. It is quite the slow burner so I hope you stick with it.

Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. Leon was your typical guy, perceived as weak in his school because his skills hadn't awakened, even though they usually did at the coming of age. He attended the prestigious Milham's Magic Knight Academy, where snagging the top spot meant automatic entry into the esteemed position of a Magic Knight in the country. Unfortunately, Leon found himself in the lower caste, labeled the most useless student. To top it off, he was tossed into a class that served as a sanctuary for oddballs and delinquents. Yet, he couldn't care less, as becoming a Magic Knight wasn't his goal. Everything shifted when he crossed paths with Shredica, a woman hell-bent on becoming a Magic Knight at any cost. Observing Leon's lack of ambition and his apparent detachment from the academy's pursuits, Shredica saw an opportunity. She decided to exploit him as a pawn in her ascent through the academy's hierarchy. Yet, unbeknownst to Shredica, Leon was not the complacent, unremarkable figure she presumed him to be.

Warnings: Smut/Suggestive Themes/ Smoking / BL / LGBTQ / Suicide / Self Harm / Lengthy Chapters /

In this world, having a spirit animal isn't just superstition or a metaphor. Half the population can actually summon them for their personal needs, which brings forth a lot of opportunities for humanity as a whole! People use it for good, making our way of life easier. But wherever there are opportunities, danger lurks. Living in this version of New York, the quite literal concrete jungle, makes our protaginist's life all the more interesting.

COVER COMING SOON! My teacher is submissive for me?!?... 18+ smut Updated 1 chapter minimum daily Average 500-600 words per chapter 23 yr old teacher x 19 year old student BL

Lysander, a weak and overlooked student, discovers a glowing artifact that restores his sight and grants him immense power. With newfound strength, he aims to rise above his past and conquer the world. As enemies grow stronger, his ambition to claim the world intensifies. Will his pursuit of power lead to greatness or destruction? The world is for the taking. Only the strongest will rise.

A twist on a girl meets a boy, in this love 'tail' you will follow the story of a young girl, who somehow appears somewhere special. Who knew the story would become their story.

I'm his fiancee's younger sister. He's the man I've always loved. When my sister doesn't show up on her wedding day, I have no choice but to take her place - but marriage to Zephyr Hayes is nothing short of torture. The elusive billionaire media mogul is the man I've always loved... yet he's only ever had eyes for my sister. Married to him at last, I am determined to do whatever it takes to win him over. After all, everything is fair in love and war. And this? This is war.

Manny is a troublesome child that takes pleasure in tormenting insects and animals. He meets his nemesis when he attacks the bees of The Honey Great hive, badly injuring their queen. After giving him seven days to turn a new leaf and he fails the quest, the animal system is Unleashed on him that turns him into a bee. He is to serve his time working for the bees, learning how to be a bee and feeling the pain of a bee. He is to continue this in rotation with all the animals he has hurt till he turns a new leaf. In return, he is also rewarded with real life rewards like intelligence, smartness and strength, which he can use in the real world to fight his enemies. When he morphs back into his body as a boy, he is also given quests that he has to complete with mouthwatering rewards. He does this, in rotation amongst all the animal and insect kingdom until he truly learns to be empathetic and he gathers new powers. The government announces an apocalypse and gives citizens measures to be safe. But it is not enough as demons have begun to evade the city. He seeks the help of the animals plus the powers he has amassed from his system and he tries to defeat the apocalypse and more!

Ethan Cross is a bank teller who feels stuck in a dull life and wants more. His life changes drastically when a violent robbery leaves him unconscious. He wakes up in a strange, dystopian world. A voice tells him that he has been chosen to use the Anime Villain Summoning System. This power lets him summon anime villains from different dimensions, but it comes with a high price: his family is no longer in his memory. As Ethan struggles with this new reality, he summons his first villain, Johan Liebert, and receives a task: he must make Johan attract the attention of Nick Fury. If he fails, he will lose his empathy. Ethan soon realizes he is trapped in a dark game where each action demands a sacrifice.

En una fría noche, un joven llamado Akira será perseguido por una asesina de dos metros de altura que aniquila a cualquier persona que se le cruce enfrente. ¿Quién es ella y por qué está obsesionada con Akira?.

Her jerk of an ex-boyfriend dumped Xing Shu, and he even said pretentiously, "Li's uncle is J Group's CEO, Jiang Wenrui. Being with her will spare me twenty years of hard work." "..." Xing Shu was speechless. Twenty years? Screw that! She'd kept her identity a secret for so many years. Her father was a rich man, and she had an influential grandfather. Was she not better than Jiang Wenrui's niece? Wasn't he only J Group's CEO, Jiang Wenrui? She'd had it! She wanted the jerk to address her respectfully as his aunt in the future! A year later, Xing Shu and her fiance, Jiang Wenrui, held a high-profile engagement party. Her ex-boyfriend and romantic rival could not get into the party because they didn't get an invitation. Xing Shu smiled charmingly at them. "Call me Aunty, and you won't need an invitation." Li, her romantic rival, was white in the face. Not long after that, a man in a security uniform ran over. Li spoke affectionately to him. "Uncle, didn't you say we could get in without an invitation?" "Hang on. Isn't your uncle Jiang Wenrui?" Xing Shu asked. Jiang Wenrui's face turned gloomy. "I don't have such an ugly niece." After the engagement party was over, Xing Shu published a post under an anonymous name online. "I made the mistake of recognizing the wrong person and marrying into a rich family because of it. Is it too late to change my mind? I'll be waiting for your response. It's urgent." Jiang Wenrui personally replied to the post. "In your dreams!"

Death is a promise always kept. It is not a deal that can be bargained with. Death cannot be persuaded. When the clock stops ticking, that's it, you're done. "The Beast of Howlure Hill has flesh like blue ice and teeth as white as frost. The Beast of Howlure Hill is a wolf that can stand like a man. The Beast of Howlure Hill wears an imperishable collar that controls him. But who is his master? The Beast of Howlure Hill has captivating eyes and a melodious voice he uses to lure dames to their death. The Beast of Howlure lives in a mansion surrounded by a labyrinthine on a hill far from the towns hidden in the woods dark and dreary. He is a wolf draped in midnight, forever prowling his keep under the gaze of an eternal full moon."

“Who is that golden creature?” Phillex, the most notorious casanova in all of Astendal, risked another glance at the young woman dressed in royal blue. “How can such an innocent face show off such a damn sensual mouth? Hells take me!!” “Get a hold of yourself, Phills.” Another gentleman smiled beside Phillex. His hair, of an unusual color between silver and gold, waved when he moved his face. “I saw her first. She is mine. She already carries my mark.” “Damn you Jairo…” Said Phillex, half amused, half pissed. “Is that a tattoo? Damn! She shows it off with complete impudence! A letter…? Is that a V?” “Her name is Vera.” Commented a new voice. Both men turned to look at an imposing woman in a daring, scandalous red dress. “Ciara!” Phillex greeted with an elegant flourish. “Do you know that lady?” “Mmm… V for Vera…” Jairo murmured. But he couldn't be more wrong.

Reiki revives, everything evolves. The earth is like an oversized light bulb, attracting the invasion of countless cosmic creatures and alien creatures. Liu Qing crossed over, but fortunately, he awakened the sign-in system. Sign in in front of the terracotta warriors and horses to get 【Pre-Qin Qi Refining Technique】. Sign in at the Taiyi Palace in Zhongnanshan and get the [Taiyi Five Thunder Method]. Sign in at the top of the Great Buddha and get the [Da Ri Tathagata]. Sign in at Fengdu Ghost City and get the [Life and Death Book]. Sign in at Kunlun Yaochi and get 【Peach】. A hundred years later, when the ancient alien tribes and hundreds of clan in the starry sky invaded, Liu Qing suddenly realized that he was invincible in the world. --------------------------------------------------------- True Author: Little Demon Fairy

Her simple Life discard anything that does not spark joy she loves going to parties, clubbing you would see her in lively places. Her simple life is discarded by the word MARRIAGE. who's she? She's Daniella White the first and last daughter of the white family, she's a beautiful, crazy tomboy, getting married to a playboy. She has a little brother the baby of the house,he behaves like an adult. Let's meet Luciano Qinn who runs after anything under the skirt, breaking and changes girls like his underwear. Luciano loves his life as a playboy. What happens if a playboy and a crazy tomboy gets married to each other what would be the outcome??? Would they fall in love or divorce?? Find out in this thrilling LOVE TRIANGLE, ROMANCE, SUSPENCE, COMEDY NOVEL... GRAB YOUR POPCORN NOW.

Note: The first chapters are the real story of the author. Adriana's heart breaks even more when she realizes that her husband doesn't sincerely love her. Her situation becomes even more unbearable when she discovers that he is having an affair while their child is sick. Feeling unable to continue in the relationship, Adriana decides to leave her husband, Mark, rather than endure further hurt. After the divorce, Adriana embarks on a new romantic journey with Zach, an old friend she has always loved. Despite his fear of expressing love, Adriana finds comfort and affection in him. However, Adriana also receives attention from other men, including Mark, who attempts to reconcile with her despite already being married to Maura. As Adriana navigates her selections and deals with the wounds of her past, she must determine who is the right man for her future and how to heal her once-broken heart. please,support my other books. 99 Days Trapped in the body of the Royal Prince's Wife revenge Marriage: Love slave for the devil husband Unexpected Fate: Pregnant with my Enemy's baby Saga of Luna: Betrayal and love Second marriage: my strongest bodyguard unexpected Love Mr CEO wild baby My beloved Pregnant maid The Billionaire's Love: A heart devide Unexpected Marriage The possesive mr CEO

Man and spirits lived in harmony. Until the spirits returned to their realm. They left man with a gift to connect to them before leaving. Man full of pride,they fought to prove who's stronger and also destroyed everything. A group of people jointed their power together to get help from the spirits. The spirits gave them power above every other man who existed. They fought against thousand, millions of armies and were always victorious. Alot of people try to stop them, they were given more power but not by the same spirits but dark spirits. They fought and fought,then sealed them away.

If you want something then go and take it for your self and don't hold back (Mature content be advice)

Daniel Crump, an average highschooler has suddenly found himself transmigrated into a world of magic! In this world where magic and disasters are considered the norm Daniel Crump wouldn't even last a day here! However luckily for him when he transmigrated he activated the Jerk Off system! [Ding!] [Congratulations Daniel Crump! You've successfully activated the Jerk Off system!] [By Jerking yourself off you will be able to ejaculate any impurities out of your body!] [The system will reward you everytime you jerk off.] [Your first task: Jerk off to the first thing you see]

Yūma Watanabe, formally known as Ren, died at the age of 16 meets R.O.B.. The R.O.B wants to be a Author, and chooses Yūma to be the main character. Yūma agrees and get 5 wishes. Explore with Yūma as he gets to be the strongest vampire, do whatever he wants and travels to different animes. Anime world/dimensions in order: Naruto(currently) ??? Hello Dear Readers, If you stumble upon this story and seems like it. I ask are to add this in you collection and maybe gift me some Powerstones. Cause why not? They're free and can easily be done within few seconds. Besides, having a Powerstones is deeply appreciated. Read this Fan-Fic novel when it is 25 chapter and above This Fan-Fic novel doesn't have extreme scientific, theorically, logical, magical, long information or explanation like the cultivation novels cliche or Xianxa novels cliche(no offense) This is not a Cultivation nor Xianxa Fan-Fic(no offense) Don't expect the MC to be Prideful, Arrogant nor Weak. No lemon scene but MC gets laid lol Goals before holes lol MC not being rapist Harem=maybe? Wish Fulfillment ______________________________________________________ *Hello there noobie Author Here!!* WARNING: I'm new in writing novel so there will be many flaws. Don't expect much. And i only posts whenever i want and for fun. DISCLAIMER: I ONLY OWN FEW OCS THAT I CREATED, AND NOTHING ELSE. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BESIDES MY OCS I USED IN THIS FANFIC. ALL THE SOURCE MATERIALS USED IN THIS FANFIC BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS.

Tatsu, a young misunderstood genius, has always dreamt of creating his own unique Mecha and becoming its pilot. Unfortunately, in his current world, the technology does not allow him to fulfill this dream. However, everything changes when Tatsu finds himself thrust into a new world with advanced technology. In this unfamiliar universe, his aspirations can finally take shape. Fueled by his passion and determination, he embarks on an extraordinary adventure. Throughout his journey, Tatsu will face numerous challenges. His nature as a misunderstood genius often isolates him, but it does not deter him. He gradually discovers his hidden potential and the limitless possibilities offered by the technology of this new world. How will Tatsu manage to survive in this dangerous world? ==================================== "The Pilot Who Is Crazy for Mecha" is my first novel, and English is not my native language.

#Female heartthrob/reincarnation of the full cast + battlefield# Ming Dai, a female celebrity, died with a terrible reputation. Everybody rejoiced in her death. After she was born, her biological parents took the wrong baby home. "The Gu family doesn't need a daughter like you. We're happy with Lingsi." Her adoptive parents latched on to her for financial support. "What's wrong with asking you for money to look after us?" The brother she admired and adored couldn't even be bothered to look at her. "I only have one younger sister, and that's Lingsi." Her ex-boyfriends all looked down on her. "You are uncultured. Apart from your face, you have nothing else going for you. Did you say you love me? Do you even deserve me?" Ming Dai couldn't understand why everyone thought she had nothing but looks when she worked hard for everything she owned. After she reincarnated back to the time she was eighteen, she swore she'd get her revenge! Wait for a second. Why were those people coming to her on their own initiative? "Dai, you're our sweetheart!" Her parents and brother exclaimed. Her first ex-boyfriend was a two-faced, mild-tempered actor. "Can you forgive me?" Her second ex-boyfriend was a professor in an established college. "Ming Dai, please look at me." Her third ex-boyfriend was a handsome guy who was much younger than her. "I'll do anything for you!" Her fourth ex-boyfriend was an aloof bigshot in the business realm. "You're the one who saved me." Ming Dai didn't know that everyone regretted what they did after she passed away. Her parents cut off all ties with the fake young lady; her ex-boyfriends couldn't sleep at night; Everyone on the internet mourned her death. She became an irreplaceable icon... Now, they had all reincarnated. Each was crazier than the next, and they all tried to make up for what they did in the past while begging for her forgiveness. But how was that possible? The greatest lesson Ming Dai learned was to live for herself! [The male lead isn't her ex-boyfriend, 1v1]

Kaiden died as a villain or so the rumors say but now he is back for revenge and this time, he has nothing to fear. He is willing to use everyone in his path for his revenge. How far will he go for his revenge? Will he lose himself completely or let humanity save him?

"Enter the Ultimate Animeverse!" In a realm where the lines between reality and fiction blur, a world like no other awaits. Imagine all your favorite anime characters, from samurai warriors to mecha pilots, wizards, and more, suddenly existing side by side. This isn't just a dream—it's a reality waiting to be explored. But it's not just about adventure or battles; it's about indulging your wildest desires. Whether it's challenging your favorite hero to a duel, joining forces with powerful allies... it must end with desires being unleashed and explored and the Animeverse has it all. Join our characters as they embark on a quest through this mixed-up realm, where every corner reveals a new surprise. But be warned, not everything is as it seems, and some desires come with unexpected consequences. Get ready to dive headfirst into the ultimate anime crossover, where your favorite characters come to life, and your wildest dreams are just a portal away. NB: You wanna be naughty? Feel free and hop in. Comment on the anime characters you want to see getting down and naughty as they bask in their desires.

anti hero, Anti Harem , anti Romance siap siap lu dunia tensura, overlord, one piece, Naruto, dll gw babat habis tu dunia beserta MC dan Heroine nya gw jijik selalu liat novel genre Romance Harem MC naif itu itu aja, jadi gw buat novel ini