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Smart,Humble,Disciplined..... He was once adorned by these names.. Ingrate,Clout,Useless The sudden change in expression and behavior against Him,Ivar Von Regis,The 4th Heir of one of 'Seven Imperial Families of The Western Continent(Wesron):The Regis Family(Regis-Imperium)' After going through the 3 year training test,Failure wasn't always the end But He turned out to be the worst of the worst With no talent at all The "Ingrate" Had to suffer the Greatest Shame There was.... "BANISHMENT" Burdened with the Un-ending Suffering He Decided to Give up....... OR Not. Read through to see Ivar Rise from Weak To Strong.

Yuan was born with an incurable illness that left him blind at a young age and crippled a few years later, rendering everything below his head useless. Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, his parents quickly gave up on him, and the world ignored him. In this dark and still world, his younger sister became his sole reason for living. Watch as this young man reaches for the apex as a genius in Cultivation Online, the newest VRMMORPG, becoming a legendary figure in both worlds. --------------------- My other novels: Dual Cultivation

“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she’s not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I’ll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she “offends” a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

'A self-centric Female Lead, lost-in-love Male Leads, and useless extras who will die. On top of it, this world will not be here for long because of that ancient threat. So, what should I do now?' What kind of world was a world of Female-Oriented Fantasy romance? One filled with tinted glass and roses? Life should have been easy here, right? Wrong! Layla had read this book before, and she knew what happened. "Those useless leads left this world in a shamble! I need to do something about it before it gets destroyed. If I am going to live here, I need to ensure this world stays alive long enough. Who has time for romance when the world will end soon?" Her goal was set, and her life was laid out. Layla was going to use whatever she could to secure her second life. Everyone was a useful piece from here on, and Layla used them well to achieve her end goal. This might be a world based on a fantasy romance, but she would ensure it would not repeat it's ending. ______ Note: It has a strong Female Protagonist as the MC. No romance, no harem, no yuri.

"Jiang Fan, I regret it!" When Xu Yining realized that the useless fiancé she would rather die than marry had taken her sister as his wife and transformed her into a powerful empress, she was filled with regret. If she could do it all over again, she definitely wouldn't have petulantly let her sister marry in her stead!

She, the world's chief doctor of the 21st century, the legendary overlord of the medical world, was killed and her soul transmigrated… She, the useless miss of the Windcloud Empire, was ugly, silly, and obsessed! She died in her own sister and fiancé's hands… When she reopened her eyes again, she had the soul of the strong but the body of the weak… When she became her, her fate would be rewritten and a miracle would appear… This was a story of a two-faced person meeting another two-faced person. With pure hearts, they would end up together.

Su Yingxue died at the hands of her beloved, and she didn't even see who the man who collected her body was. After reincarnating, she destroyed bitches with one hand and tortured scumbags with the other. She was on her way to a way of victory! However, on her journey of revenge, there were always some people who wanted to protect her. "I will follow you until I die," a cold-blooded killer said. "Who wants to hurt Su Yingxue? I'll send him to hell!" An eighty-year-old doctor of poison said. "I have to protect my sister for the rest of my life," her handsome brother said. Even the powerful prince had something to say. "As long as I'm alive, Su Yingxue, you can do whatever you want in the entire continent." "Wait a second..." The longer Su Yingxue looked at him, the more familiar he felt. Why did he look so much like the man who collected her body in her previous life?

What kind of time travel is this? Not only am I poor and empty-handed, but I also have a useless sister. My wife even paid her way into the family? But, but she has already killed three men. What can relieve this worry? Only getting rich!!!

Stuck between two worlds, Vex, who was cursed by misfortune and forgotten by fate, tried to survive. Companions were rare and untrustworthy, but thankfully, his useless self-made System kept him company. The cursed Abandoned World, enslaved by foreign gods and filled with dangers and ancient legacies, was the only hope in the young man's journey—the journey of ascension and... becoming rich. It was just a pity that nothing ever went right.

Johan Anderson, a high school teenager in Japan, along with his classmates, is suddenly summoned to another world by an empire that needs a hero to win the war. Each student gets a job that determines their abilities, but Johan gets a job that seems strange and useless: 'Modern Soldier'.

A noble lady was exiled from the Isthisian empire after she was deemed useless by her family Although she actually deserted them they wanted to protect their measly reputation unaware of her astonishing secrets... She found herself wandering with her younger brother in a huge mysterious land where lunatics and monsters exist more than ordinary life "Here you are" How can she protect her young brother as she deals with her brief friendships that decided to come all the way here to find her...? And will she take revenge on her twisted family?

In a world where pathways leading to Purgatory plaque the world, there is a talentless boy with a useless power whose dream is vanquishing the Demons residing in Purgatory. Though, the set back of being talentless and obtaining a useless power doesn’t stop Kenny from working hard to achieve his dream of attaining the title of noble, moving out of the slums, and becoming the strongest Vanquisher. Though, due to some twisted turn of events, Kenny is trapped within purgatory, the very home of Demons. As Kenny traverses through Purgatory trying to find a way back home, he encounters countless near death battles with horrific creatures. Furthermore, with due time, Kenny begins to unveil the mysterious history that Purgatory holds, as well as the dangers it possesses towards humanity. *This is my first novel and may not be to your liking since I just barely began to read a novel myself. I would love any feedback from you and if you have any questions don’t be afraid and feel free to ask them. *Also, I will be posting this story on Royal Road.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Qiao Xi grew up in the countryside. After her father's passing, her mother remarried. When Qiao Xi came of age, her unkind mother brought her back to the city to marry off in place of her stepsister. She was forced into marriage with the second young master of the Huo family, a so-called "useless" man with disabled legs and rumored infertility. On the second day of their marriage, her aloof, indifferent husband casually told her, "Divorce or stay a widow in this marriage-pick one." Without hesitation, Qiao Xi tugged at his suit pants, her hand finding his firm, muscular thigh as she declared, "I choose option three!" Soon after, she demonstrated her remarkable acupuncture skills, healing patients and saving lives. Her "useless" husband turned out to be a hidden multi-billionaire! Not only did she cure him, but she ended up carrying his child. Elite figures and prominent families scrambled to seek her medical expertise, while those who once wronged her regretted it deeply, begging for her forgiveness. Some high-society ladies even came to her, eyes red with emotion, hoping to reconnect as family! It turned out Qiao Xi was meant to live a life of luxury and pampering, if not for someone who had stolen her birthright. Her delighted husband couldn't be happier: "My wife is priceless; only those who marry her would understand!" Meanwhile, Qiao Xi gritted her teeth, rubbing her sore waist: "Who was the one claiming to be pure and chaste back then?" Clearly, he was nothing less than an irresistible devil in disguise!

Ashen was a man from earth. His job? Nothing he just helped lonely women who didn't get enough love from their Husbands with his huge dragon of love. He didn't left any prey who he had his eyes on, whether it be Mom or daughter, all would be caught in his lustful hands. But after getting in an accident, he is reincarnated into a useless Prince's Body in a cultivation world. [Ding! Welcome Host I am the Villainous System"] Ashen: "Villainous System? What is that?" [Ding! This world has innumerable protagonists but only few villains, therefore, to maintain the balance you have been brought into this world and I am here to help you in your journey] A sinister smile hanged on Ashen's lips as he muttered: "Doesn't that mean I can do all that I want" [Ding! No host, you are the useless prince now, You need to become powerful to do that] Ashen's smile retracted for a few second before appearing again: "Oh, I am a Prince? Then shouldn't I have a harem?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ NO NTR and there will be NO Yuri. Ashen will be netori, Ashen will not get cheated on. • 200 power stones: 1 extra chapter • 300 power stones: 2 extra chapters • 500 or higher: 4 extra chapters

In the year, 2467 the world was drenched in a startling battle that had caused humanity to fall. This battle had been initiated by the carrion's of the underworld. With the entire legion of dark knights, the earth was plunged into chaos. But a millennium years ago, the world seized to exit, everything was eviscerated. The universe was rebooted and it all started from nothingness again. In this life, Yu Chen was born, a child pledged to be a useless trash who was unable to awaken. However when he did awaken, he did that in death which coincidentally made him the strongest force humanity had to defend against demons.

Heaven is indifferent. God is indifferent to the suffering of people, just as the Player is indifferent to the fate of useless NPCs. Each Player becomes a God when he decides the fate of the entire world and its inhabitants. What if the Player himself becomes the character he previously controlled, and finds himself locked in a world he considered just a game?

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

Ned Forester’s life hit rock bottom when his royal status was exposed as a mix-up and his only talent turned out to be spectating. Banished from the palace and stuck in the slums, he’s just trying to survive mosquitoes, awkward family dinners, and society’s ridicule. But when his broken family heirloom—a suspiciously glowy watch—comes to life, Ned stumbles into a mystery that changes his life. Armed with his wit, his “useless” talent, he might just prove that even a spectator can take center stage.

Kyle suddenly wakes up in another world only to find out that he had been trasnmigtated into the very Novel he was about to finish. He transmigrated not into the body of the hero or villain not even a third rate villain that would usually appear twice in the whole novel. Rather he was in the body of an extra that wasn't even mentioned at all, an extra that was labeled talentless and useless

In modern times, a charming female musician somehow had her soul transmigrated and was then forced to become a "public" disciple of the Second Immortal Sect. Helplessly and shamelessly, she got involved in the chaos among the Six Realms. Since she had changed from an excellent and law-abiding citizen to a criminal, and was born a useless dreg in the path of cultivating immortality, did she still need to have a bottom line in life? Who says that the Great Way is ruthless? Those silly guys are actually having a harmonious and enjoyable time together. Our immortal-cultivating life: Hilarious! Defying the heavens! Full of joy! And with a touch of slyness!

Mc got reincarnated without my permission but I got a 1000 traits exchange for that but the catch is it was randomly choosen. And all are useless

A certain day, something unexpected affected the whole humanity, radically changing their lives. Everybody was brought to another planet from what it seemed to be another dimension, and started playing a “GAME”, which was controlled through the so-called ‘Challenges’. At first, Akari didn’t know what was happening, she was just used to do her job properly. Her high popularity and idolization, which she benefited a lot from, of the old world was now completely useless in this brand-new planet: it was a dangerous place which required completely different set of skills. Finally, with the her coworker, Junichi, she discovered her class and… The dangerous “GAME”… “Hurry and kiss me!” ....... I’m dancing for him Blushhhh

"Update" The day I awakened was the worst day of my life. The skill is powerful on its own, yes but it has a disadvantage. A big one at that. If the owner of the skill does not have any resources, it's practically useless. In other words, I can only survive by being someone's slave or lick up dog. HAHAHAHA, a joke. I'd rather die than serve someone else. > > > > > Yes finally every transmigrators greatest wish. I, Leon Damon, came from another world. And it's my turn to rise. P.S. This is my first novel I absolutely have no experience writing, I hope you don't judge to harshly.

70 years ago, the game descended into reality. Beasts rampaged, and a catastrophic plague of monsters spread across the land. To resist the invasion of these ferocious creatures, everyone was forced to choose a profession, undergo a career transformation, and level up relentlessly to become stronger. Qin Fan, an unremarkable young man, unexpectedly bound himself to a system during the profession awakening ceremony and successfully unlocked the SSS-level talent Dragon God's Protection, alongside the hidden first-tier class—Dragon Tamer! He thought this would propel him to greatness and establish him as a legend. However, the dragons were too powerful, and there had never been a precedent of a human taming a dragon. As a result, Dragon Tamer was deemed the most useless profession. Ding! “Sign-in successful. You have obtained a Frost Dragon Egg. Please collect it promptly.” “Congratulations on completing the tri-monthly lucky draw. You have obtained a Black Dragon King hatchling. Please sign a contract with your summoned beast.” With the system at his side, Qin Fan advanced steadily. Eventually, as a Dragon Tamer, Qin Fan summoned over a dozen dragons in one breath to confront the Supreme Demon God. Frost Dragons, Flame Dragons, the Black Dragon King, Emerald Azure Dragons... Facing Qin Fan and his mighty summoned dragons, the Supreme Demon God trembled, his legs weak, and he cursed in frustration: “Who the hell said Dragon Tamer is the most useless profession?!”

Within the city of Four Nine, the most useless illegitimate child among the children of the noble families, Nie Zhenbang, finally succumbed to his worldly burdens and committed suicide. Yet, he was reborn to the moment before he found his father. Will the tragedy repeat itself? Can the infamous trash transform into a household name in the city of Four Nine? After his family has lost its fortune, would Nie Zhenbang allow history to repeat itself in this life? Would the day an illegitimate child took over as the family head arrive?

"Why doesn't death come in times like this!, why can't the earth swallow me already, I'm so worthless and useless, even a dead person is far better than me!".... WHISPERS OF THE HEART..a sweeping romance novel that chronicles the enduring love story of Jace and Lexa, two individuals from vastly different worlds who defy all odds to be together.

"The boy has no powers," they claimed. And thus, the Son of strongest Warlock was declared useless and sent to his death. But was it really possible for the son of the greatest heroes of humankind to be useless? Or was it the biggest mistake the humans made that cost them everything and drove a potential Warlock to the dark side? ________________________________ Lucifer Azarel was the son of humanity's strongest Awakened humans, in a world where people awakened various powers. After his parents perished for the sake of humanity, he was sent to the government facility so that they could keep an eye on his powers when they awakened. Unfortunately, even after 5 years, his powers didn't awaken. The government gave up on the boy and allowed the scientists to use him as an experimental subject for their painful tests on the human bodies, but on the first test itself, Lucifer died. He saw the smile on the scientist's face even as he took his last breath. Was it truly the end? But what happens when the boy truly awakens? What if he awakened not one, but more than four powers that were capable of destroying the world itself if used properly? The strongest Warlock who could have been humankind's greatest protector was driven to become it's biggest enemy. What happens when the boy that has awakened several powers at once starts seeking vengeance. Can the protectors of humanity face the wrath of the Strongest Warlock? Can they stop the person who kills without blinking? Or are they destined to be swallowed by the Darkness they created? Join the journey of the Most Powerful Warlock... .............. Discord Link: bit.ly/demonic1