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After being disassembled and banished from the Netherworld, I reincarnated from the Lord of the Underworld to a thoroughly ordinary person in the world of the living. The good news was that I managed to take a part of my original body with me before reincarnating. The bad news was I didn't closely examine what I took. ... Luckily, the supernatural was making a comeback in this world, and I still had a chance to rise again. It was time to give the living world a little Netherworld shock! ... "You must have misunderstood this BOSS; she is clearly my dear little sister," Jiang Lu said indignantly, holding a female ghost that was emitting a strange aura. [Infinite Streaming] [Original Copy] [Unrivaled Against the Heavens]

Zuo Xingyun had vanished for eight years, and Xiang Wan had waited for him for eight years, only to have him return and bring her ruin and the death of her family. She thought she was just another sacrifice to his ambition, but unexpectedly, when she faced danger, he held her tight and whispered, "I'm here, don't be afraid." —— Everyone knew he was ruthless, cold-blooded, and full of ambition, stopping at nothing to achieve his goals. Everyone knew she was his only weakness. Only Xiang Wan was unaware. Not until she was cornered did Xiang Wan belatedly realize, the ambition of the man before her had always been her.

"You don't deserve to be auctioned" The Don finally said, making me stop the struggle. "Thank you" I said, cleaning my watery eyes. "Get her ready for the ritual!" The Don ordered the big man who was currently still holding me. **** "Once marked by the Don, you do not own your life anymore as you become solely his" ~ Author. ******* The minute he set his eyes on her, he knew he had to make her suffer for the sins of her sister and so he MARKED HER. Jadelyn was being used as a collateral for her father's unpaid debt, landing her in the hands of the most ruthless young don - Romano Callamore. All Romano knew was that she had to pay for the sins of her wicked sister -his ex secret lover and that he did. Just when their love was about to blossom after so many tribulations; Jadelyn's sister reappears back with a child who looked exactly like Romano Callamore. Confusion sets in as Jadelyn doesn't know how to feel considering the fact that she was pregnant and also in love with with her sister's First Love. Jadelyn was torn between letting her beloved manipulative sister have a happy life without her- Jadelyn in the picture AND fighting for what she wants What do you think her decision will be? Family Loyalty or Love?

A desperate sacrifice, a heart of stone, and a love that dare not speak its name." In a world where poverty and desperation reign, 17-year-old Salma's life is a constant struggle. Orphaned by circumstance, bullied by her peers, and weighed down by her family's crushing debt, she's forced to confront the harsh realities of her existence. With her father's failing heart and mounting medical bills, Salma's elder brother Omar takes a catastrophic risk, stealing from the ruthless Mr. Armando Giovanni Paolo, the infamous Don of Italy's most powerful mafia. The consequences are dire, and Salma is left with an impossible choice: surrender herself to the merciless Don or watch her family succumb to ruin. As Salma becomes embroiled in the Don's world of luxury and violence, she's subjected to physical and emotional abuse, treated as nothing more than a pawn in his game of power. Yet, despite the darkness that surrounds her, Salma's indomitable spirit refuses to break. Will the Don, notorious for his heartlessness, find himself transformed by Salma's unwavering courage and resilience? Or will his bitterness and anger consume them both?

Alexander Frederick, a normal highschool guy trying to work with life. and after a painful twist he lost his closest friend to a secret organisation called "Selflaw" he lost control completely and wiped out the entire "selflaw", an antimilitary organisation feared even by the mighty captains of the four main military branches: the eastern branch "fang regiment" the western branch "falcon regiment", the northern branch "Beast regiment" which is the most feared their captain is said to possess unrivaled physical strength and and he's also feared because of his beastly ways in the battlefield. and finally the southern branch: fox regiment known for their tactical ways of attaining victory. all that doesn't matter to him as he's uninterested in power struggles, he's born with an unusual strength and can beat a captain if he gets serious. the worst part is when he got blamed for his companion's murder, which increased his ruthless slaughtering of the "selflaw" organisation, and it's allies. after a satisfying vergence he acknowledged her love Even though it's late he ended his life wishing things had went differently... Surprisingly Waking up to total darkness without a body before trying to make sense of anything, A voice resounded in total nothingness, for a second he thought it was a judgement passed by God but it was far too deep to belong to a holy being like God. after what felt like eternity he saw light again and found himself in an unfamiliar environment. "What's going on?, I feel so fussy" he said rubbing his forehead in confusion.

I had a supporting role in a modern fantasy. The loyal dog of a villain with an angel’s name, Cheon Sa-yeon, and an unfortunate supporting character who died on his behalf, Han Yi-gyeol. In order to escape from Cheon Sa-yeon and survive, he must use the protagonist, Ha Tae-heon. But Ha Tae-heon, who he thought of as a lifeline, was infinitely indifferent to him. Rather, Cheon Sa-yeon showed interest. But besides that, something strange happened. The events that occurred in the original story had advanced, and the gate and monster levels had risen. Even the people were “different” from the original. The original version I was trying to use was wrong. --- Disclaimer: The content presented here is not authored by me. For those interested in reading the original, untranslated novel, I kindly encourage you to support the author by visiting ridibooks.com: [https://ridibooks.com/books/945056926?_s=search&_q=%EC%9D%B4%EB%9F%B0+%ED%99%98%EC%83%9D%EC%9D%80+%EC%9B%90%EC%B9%98+%EC%95%8A%EC%95%84&_rdt_sid=SearchBookList]. Original Author: 차선.

Putting trust into a stranger is a very risky move, but when you have no other choice, maybe it is not the worst idea out there. Not to mention how if you don't remember anything, it will only makes things a lot worse. But it's all worth it to try and remember what happened that put them into this position.

MATURE CONTENT: No rape element or non-consensual sex. Rivalry, death, bloodbath, massacres; in that order - the war between the Italian Mafia and the Russian Mafia was not a smooth sailing. Alessandro Ruffo, who had just taken over from the former Don of the Italian Mafia, finds himself wedged between enemies who hunted for his blood and would do anything to have the Italian mafia empire taken away from him. Regardless, Alessandro was strong enough to take them down and is recorded as the mob boss with the most kills. However, Aless’ strength wavers when a weakness, in the form of an eighteen-year-old autistic girl, walks into his life. Swan Skylar, the younger sister of the man who ran away with his money, becomes Alessandro's newest obsession and his weakness. When his enemies figured this out, Swan's life is put in danger and Aless must do everything in his power to protect her even if it meant accepting defeat at the hands of his enemies ~ “I will–I will serve you in place of what my brother owes you.” Alessandro relaxes into his sitting stance, regarding her in a mesmerizing gaze. “How so?” His gruff tone resounded in his enormous office. “I–I can help you wash the dishes or wash your clothes or clean your shoes or—” She is interrupted by Alessandro suddenly jerking onto his feet and ambling towards her in a polished stance. “Raise your head.” Alessandro's command is calm and relaxing. When she doesn't respond, Alessandro takes her chin in his delicate fingers and tilts it up slowly until she meets his gaze. He stared dreamily at her bright, sparkling blue eyes and whispered gruffly, “What is your name, amore mio?” “Swan.” She responded softly. “Alright, Swan. How about serving me with something different? Take for instance, your body.” WARNING: The female protagonist of this novel is autistic and might display the behavior of an eight-year-old.

A red gate appear. Bring tens of thousands of demon. The last of the Demon King tired and done fighting other demon. Wish to rest and heal his heart. Came to this new world fill with humans. One night and a day change his mind. The king of all demon called a matchmaker. He wanted a bride. Just for them to stop the nagging. The strongest Demon can’t say no to one alone human woman. She was the worst woman to demons. All the demons that she dated ran away. And why was that. They did not say. They just wish to not see her again. She was fed up with them. One night was all it took. “I just want one man even it is a demon to love me for who I am.” She was desperate. “Can they love you? I must say. I don;t think they can.” He eyes fell on her.

«Can a marriage built solely on mutual benefit grow into something more?» She is the daughter of the powerful Duke of the Nadal Empire, but due to certain circumstances has been rejected by her own family. Entering into a marriage of convenience with the deposed Crown Princess, she hopes to use her as a weapon to avenge her humiliation. Except… Is this plan really as foolproof as she thought? — Wife, you know what your biggest mistake was? You thought you could control me. — You… She suppressed a shudder and stepped back like prey caught in a beast's trap. — …But the thing is, I'm completely untrainable. The princess's lips covered hers, and Remesis felt as if she had been thrown into the centre of a storm she could not resist. Support me on: https://boosty.to/meredit

A massive city ruled by an extremely smart and cruel dictator, is running low on fresh water. The beach spanned for a mile, until a person could see the ocean, yet it is heavily guarded by a massive titanium wall. High paying jobs are rare in few; giving the few access to live in skylines, while others resorted to crime...just to live and make ends meet. With that the dictator gave high rewards to mercenaries and the such to capture, notorious criminals. Occupants of Lens City all with different morals and shades of skin. Some follow the laws and rules, but all know, to follow the High Emperors’ rule... To never go to Lake Lanier.

He grabbed her hand and turned her to him. She tried struggling but his hold was firm, " you are mine Audrey, whether you like it or not, you are mine" He groaned the words to her. " no I'm not" That only made him chuckle and then carried her to his desk. Acting like a caveman possessed, he moved all things on his desk to the floor violently. " You shall serve your husband as you should, right on this desk" He said and smirked before pecking her on the cheek. Audrey had goosebumps from his touch but she could not summit so willingly like she craved him. " Aiden, stop" her words came out like a whisper but he heard her. " No man on earth can stop me from having you little Audrey " With that, he started ravishing her right on his desk.

Isule, a 15-year-old high school student, is both a marijuana user and a courier for his childhood friend who introduced him to cannabis. One day, he unexpectedly meets an elderly scientist who deeply regrets neglecting his family to create the world's best marijuana strain. When the scientist finally succeeds in developing the perfect strain, he finds himself alone and old. At this point, he meets Isule, a young boy with a strong passion for smoking weed. The scientist passes on his legacy to Isule with the condition that he spreads the black void strain worldwide. Will Isule become a leader with this legendary strain, or will he face failure and lose everything?

Pain is a bliss that gives meaning to death

Young man who has hair like snow, red eyes and well built body, yet no memories what so ever, is found by the young girl who happens to find him on a quest. Who would've guess this meeting, would strike the world this badly.

This story is a thrilling tale of betrayal,revenge and redemption set against the backdrop of a mafia-controlled Italian city.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

I gazed up into the bright blue sky. It was supposed to be a normal day like any other... So why when I look at the supposedly normal sky, was there a large black rift cutting through the bright blue? When Earth is invaded by a mana-wielding race known as the Lacerta, desperate to escape their own dying realm. Humanity must adapt if they want to survive this deadly struggle... Suddenly talented humans discovered that they started gaining powers. Some could wield fire, some could wield ice, some could wield wisdom, some could wield words. With these newfound powers Earth united under one banner and began to fight back. After some years these powers were given a source... 'Ichor'. This story follows Jin, a normal boy from a middle class family that is suddenly thrust into a life where talent for wielding 'Ichor', the blood of the dead gods, means everything. Come along as Jin discovers his own powers while wielding 'Ichor', and attempts to discover more about why 'Ichor' was brought into their world by the mysterious dead gods. What was their purpose? Will humanity survive the looming invasion of the Lacerta?

Leaving the room she went to Oliver study room and knock, after hearing an answer she pushed the door open and walked in after sitting down where she sat before she took a book and pen and wanted to write her complains and ask to borrow his pyjamas Yes! it's correct she wants to borrow her fiancé pjyamas The one she just met today The day her parents died She's vexing for pjyamas But before she can start writing Oliver spoke ''It's good your here what we arranged on before can't work the old man disagreed and said that we have get married this month, that should be enough time to mourn'' Ella is left speechless What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She already has a problem with the way they arrange clothes for her now she has a problem with the way they want to arrange her relationship What has she done to the people in these house No! No! She has to fix these ''What if i don't agree to the arrangement'' Ella wrote Oliver looked at her like a fool ''Do you have a choice'' Ella is speechless, ok he is getting back at her for what she did to him It's cool It's cool Oliver watched her frustrated look and he must say the girl looks cute even when she looks like she wants to murder someone but he touched his face he is starting to doubt his charm infront of her Why doesn't she want to marry him If she does she can have a lot of money that she can't even finish spending even after living 5 lives, a status that will make no one dare to bully her, she can look down on everyone and he can help her save the williams empire before those shareholder take it away from her family and it's not like he is ugly Listing all these how would she not want to marry him He came back to the present when he felt a cold gaze on him, turning to see Ella looking at him with a murderous eyes he raised his eyebrow not at all pressured by the pressure she is giving ''Tomorrow we will be staying with the family only in the morning and then go to my penthouse in the afternoon so if you can convince the old man before we leave then we will go with your original arrangement, now go and think of how to convince him cuz his mind is dead set on us marrying and pointers it's the old man that made sure i bring you home ''

T and T twist and turns Did you ever hear that you shouldn’t wake those people up who is trying to sleep cuz if you did it will be your end........ Not gonna say anything else since it can be spoiler read the whole story to know :)

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Billionaire extraordinaire Thorne Jordan Macallan is the man Megan Stark has always been in love with since she was a teenager but he doesn't feel the same way..... She had betrayed him in the past when he had nothing which had turned him from that good guy into a player but what is perplexing is he decided to marry her. excerpt: Blueberry563 : I wonder how men are so gullible to go back to the one woman after everything she did to him?. Ashleylovescats: just imagine a gold digger getting to marry the ex she left cos he didn't have money now cos he has made it. Ridleyrider: I don't blame him though who will leave those huge rack and great tits for a fake one. She got what he wants so he would give her what she wants it is simply a trade between them. Sunrise intheeast: you are so right Ridleyrider, who doesn't know TJ as someone who sees a woman only once and that is all. Maybe she has something he has never seen in others like her slutty ways might be a turn on for him. Dickmedeep: I had tap that ass any day just which I had to a couple of millions. Lovehealstheworld: why do bad girls get the good, rich and hardworking men while the good ones can not even get a date? .

Lin Xuan opened his eyes as a baby. he was born prematurely and became the weakest child in the family. The eldest sister Lin Rou is a rising star in martial art and was born with extraordinary talents, the second brother Lin wu is a genius weapon master with an amazing IQ, and the third sister Lin lu is a mysterious scholar who is enlightened by everything. What of baby Lin xuan? he is just a weak, pitiful and helpless welp..... Fortunately not long after his birth, he discovered that he possessed an evolutionary panel which helps him grow indefinitely: from [Nutritional absorption] to [Absolute devouring] on the material level, from [Toddler learning step] to [High-dimensional walking] that transcends time and space, from [carbon based body] to [invincible varjra physique]..... when flesh and arms clash, the old world and the present are intertwined! in this crisis-ridden world, Lin xuan just wants to see where the limits of evolution lie, and enjoy the scenery along the way. I'll try my best to update at least three chapters a week until my exams I also need a suitable cover for the book please

Rumius was reaching the end. He lay in his hospital bed, the city lights flashing like a disco outside his window. Then he died. Fast forward to the future, he is now thrust into a world completely unknown to him. Magic, check. Monsters? Check. Ethics? Fuck, what’s that? His new world was brutal and terrifying yet somehow, god had seen it fit to give him an unusual gift. He would not have to memorise spells yet still use them. He would not have to read and study yet still know everything there is to know. He would be an ordinary genius of unmatched ability. And why? Because magic in this world was in English.

Original btw (^_^) [Word 1200-3000] Posts on random days! between quantities of 0-3 FL will never fall in love! [Both 3rd POV and 1st POV but mostly 3rd POV] Pyo Min, the Popular girl the Queen Bee of her class. Who would've known she was a Manhwa, Manhua, and Novel Addict? One day, she fell asleep like usual after reading many stories in a night. When she then suddenly woke up, in an unfamiliar place?. 'Have I Transmigrated?' Pyo Min woke up laid on top of a King Sized bed while the Moonlight shined brightly on her as it fell she stood up and walked to the Vanity mirror. It was amazing but the problem is.. "I don't remember this Storyline.."