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"You don't deserve to be auctioned" The Don finally said, making me stop the struggle. "Thank you" I said, cleaning my watery eyes. "Get her ready for the ritual!" The Don ordered the big man who was currently still holding me. **** "Once marked by the Don, you do not own your life anymore as you become solely his" ~ Author. ******* The minute he set his eyes on her, he knew he had to make her suffer for the sins of her sister and so he MARKED HER. Jadelyn was being used as a collateral for her father's unpaid debt, landing her in the hands of the most ruthless young don - Romano Callamore. All Romano knew was that she had to pay for the sins of her wicked sister -his ex secret lover and that he did. Just when their love was about to blossom after so many tribulations; Jadelyn's sister reappears back with a child who looked exactly like Romano Callamore. Confusion sets in as Jadelyn doesn't know how to feel considering the fact that she was pregnant and also in love with with her sister's First Love. Jadelyn was torn between letting her beloved manipulative sister have a happy life without her- Jadelyn in the picture AND fighting for what she wants What do you think her decision will be? Family Loyalty or Love?

There was a turtle here, He was a bandit! A robber! A shameless scoundrel! Don't mess with him!

After being disassembled and banished from the Netherworld, I reincarnated from the Lord of the Underworld to a thoroughly ordinary person in the world of the living. The good news was that I managed to take a part of my original body with me before reincarnating. The bad news was I didn't closely examine what I took. ... Luckily, the supernatural was making a comeback in this world, and I still had a chance to rise again. It was time to give the living world a little Netherworld shock! ... "You must have misunderstood this BOSS; she is clearly my dear little sister," Jiang Lu said indignantly, holding a female ghost that was emitting a strange aura. [Infinite Streaming] [Original Copy] [Unrivaled Against the Heavens]

Chase Norris was just your normal troublemaker in life given that he acted nothing more than a delinquent throughout his high school life up to the very end it was coming. No one ever believed he would do anything good with his life after finishing high school given Chase was going to have a long criminal record in his adult life. There were a few who believed him to do much more in life than others think given that Chase has a chance to be something else to the world than that. Yet it does not matter about the future for this person when our friend gets struck by lightning and mysteriously gets brought into another world unharmed. A world completely different from his own on earth starting with how it is like a fantasy book or game filled with monsters that are dangerous and can kill a person if attacked by creatures. Yet that is not the only thing that was shocking to Chase where it turns out the women of this world are like the top rulers and the man are treated as lowly slaves. Had no clue how coming to this world came to work. Chase has to think first is to stay alive in it given being a male is like having a target on his back meaning journaling in this world is going to be very tough for him. Patreon link - https://www.patreon.com/Mattfuncool Books: Awoken in a world of monsters & Reincarnation: Road to rebuild a lost home Discord link: https://discord.gg/xa5jQF37B it has 30 days

Today is the start of our high school debut. the day went by without a hitch like any other day until I saw my best friend and my childhood friend in an empty classroom. Did I hear that right? Did she just confessed her feelings? long story short, I love my childhood friend. But seeing her being in love with my best friend. hmm.. Stay tuned for a boring story of mine.

Everyone knows one thing for sure, everyone wants something in life. May that something be money, fame, love, or people it's desired and they want to have it. In this story read to find out what everyone wants in their life because their wants become their needs.

the story of a boy who faced difficulties throughout his life, through such painful misery. Lost in the darkness, losing his identity until he no longer knows his true self.

Putting trust into a stranger is a very risky move, but when you have no other choice, maybe it is not the worst idea out there. Not to mention how if you don't remember anything, it will only makes things a lot worse. But it's all worth it to try and remember what happened that put them into this position.

He grabbed her hand and turned her to him. She tried struggling but his hold was firm, " you are mine Audrey, whether you like it or not, you are mine" He groaned the words to her. " no I'm not" That only made him chuckle and then carried her to his desk. Acting like a caveman possessed, he moved all things on his desk to the floor violently. " You shall serve your husband as you should, right on this desk" He said and smirked before pecking her on the cheek. Audrey had goosebumps from his touch but she could not summit so willingly like she craved him. " Aiden, stop" her words came out like a whisper but he heard her. " No man on earth can stop me from having you little Audrey " With that, he started ravishing her right on his desk.

Empat tahun berlalu, teka-teki kematian sang ayah membawa Edward terjun dalam gejolak kebingungan yang membuatnya hilang arah hingga Rama datang membawanya pada kebenaran terdalam. Keluarga dan teman adalah sumber ketenangan bagi jiwa yang rapuh.

With her mother being in the hospital, her father messing up with unpaid debt, losing her lifelong dream to become a singer, and losing her job, everything in Kaya's life seemed to be crumbling in front of her eyes. And there is nothing she could do about it. She thought this was the end for her and wished for a miracle. But as a grown-up who believes in miracles? But miracles do happen. Sylvan Park is the Emperor of the business world. From fashion lines, and entertainment businesses to hotels and restaurants, there is nothing he doesn't own. There is nothing he can't buy . . . except his grandmother's life. Sylvan loves his grandmother more than anything else in this world but he knows she is dying and he can't do anything about it. The only thing he can do is fulfill her grandma's last wish: Marry someone he loves. But when Sylvan claims he would fix everything in Kaya's life, was it just a business offer or something else? Whatever it is, the more they dive into each other the more it's hard to get out. They can not escape each other anymore. Fate had connected them long before they collided. But don't worry, They Don't Fall in Love, or at least that's what they say.

When your hatred, resentment and anger become a person. Can you tamed it? Sarmien can't even control herself when she's angry. How can she tamed the beast she made? She should just beg... yeah... Just Beg, Sarmien.

Selena Yingyue Zhao, daughter of the late Zhao Bohai, does not want any part of what she thinks her father has planned for her. All her life she had fought for her own legacy, biding her time and following the rules in the hopes that one day she might leave her godforsaken surname behind in favour of the freedom she had been denied. However, Yingyue quickly learns that taking the reins of a predetermined fate and steering it off course is not as easy as she first thought it to be. With time running out; secrets being unearthed left, right and centre, and every step a possible landmine waiting to blow up what Zhao Yingyue thought would be the beginning of her new life quickly becomes the beginning of a horrific nightmare. While she wrestles with her new dizzying normal and the huge expectations that had been placed on her shoulders, her previous life, and everything she knew in it, is falling apart right under her feet. It is, of course, no help at all that a certain charming business rival may perhaps be just the one to help her make her mark in the business world and stand on her own two feet. But, with such smooth-talking tendencies, how could that possibly end well in any essence of the word?

Billionaire extraordinaire Thorne Jordan Macallan is the man Megan Stark has always been in love with since she was a teenager but he doesn't feel the same way..... She had betrayed him in the past when he had nothing which had turned him from that good guy into a player but what is perplexing is he decided to marry her. excerpt: Blueberry563 : I wonder how men are so gullible to go back to the one woman after everything she did to him?. Ashleylovescats: just imagine a gold digger getting to marry the ex she left cos he didn't have money now cos he has made it. Ridleyrider: I don't blame him though who will leave those huge rack and great tits for a fake one. She got what he wants so he would give her what she wants it is simply a trade between them. Sunrise intheeast: you are so right Ridleyrider, who doesn't know TJ as someone who sees a woman only once and that is all. Maybe she has something he has never seen in others like her slutty ways might be a turn on for him. Dickmedeep: I had tap that ass any day just which I had to a couple of millions. Lovehealstheworld: why do bad girls get the good, rich and hardworking men while the good ones can not even get a date? .

I had a supporting role in a modern fantasy. The loyal dog of a villain with an angel’s name, Cheon Sa-yeon, and an unfortunate supporting character who died on his behalf, Han Yi-gyeol. In order to escape from Cheon Sa-yeon and survive, he must use the protagonist, Ha Tae-heon. But Ha Tae-heon, who he thought of as a lifeline, was infinitely indifferent to him. Rather, Cheon Sa-yeon showed interest. But besides that, something strange happened. The events that occurred in the original story had advanced, and the gate and monster levels had risen. Even the people were “different” from the original. The original version I was trying to use was wrong. --- Disclaimer: The content presented here is not authored by me. For those interested in reading the original, untranslated novel, I kindly encourage you to support the author by visiting ridibooks.com: [https://ridibooks.com/books/945056926?_s=search&_q=%EC%9D%B4%EB%9F%B0+%ED%99%98%EC%83%9D%EC%9D%80+%EC%9B%90%EC%B9%98+%EC%95%8A%EC%95%84&_rdt_sid=SearchBookList]. Original Author: 차선.

A red gate appear. Bring tens of thousands of demon. The last of the Demon King tired and done fighting other demon. Wish to rest and heal his heart. Came to this new world fill with humans. One night and a day change his mind. The king of all demon called a matchmaker. He wanted a bride. Just for them to stop the nagging. The strongest Demon can’t say no to one alone human woman. She was the worst woman to demons. All the demons that she dated ran away. And why was that. They did not say. They just wish to not see her again. She was fed up with them. One night was all it took. “I just want one man even it is a demon to love me for who I am.” She was desperate. “Can they love you? I must say. I don;t think they can.” He eyes fell on her.

Chloe Moore fell from grace, was bullied every day from her peers, and even assaulted on a daily basis. She wishes to disappear, but that is her fantasy. After being accused of hurting the most popular girl in school, she must apologize to her. Instead, she is greeted with a fall out the window, and a new world awaits her. Her fall landed her luckily in the arms of the handsome Emperor of that world. As she became the Saintess of that Empire, another enemy Empire had obtained a saintess. All of a sudden, Chloe also doesn't want to be in this world either, but she has a mission to fulfill many hindering tasks. "Welcome, young messanger of the goddess!"

Sophie and James, are trapped in a gang-controlled neighborhood. While James endures daily harassment and intimidation, Sophie decides to protect her husband, so she confronts Trey, the gang's charismatic and ruthless leader. Trey offers Sophie a Job for James's safety-but at a price she never expected. As Sophie steps deeper into Trey's dangerous world, she discovers that his intentions go far beyond what she imagined. Torn between loyalty to James and an irresistible pull toward Trey, Sophie faces a choice that could change everything.

Don't Mess with the Boss In a vibrant, fast-paced city brimming with skyscrapers, neon lights, and secrets, Sarah thought she had her life under control. A carefree, no-nonsense woman from Earth, she lived by her own rules—until the mysterious "System" showed up and turned everything upside down. Wiping her memories and rewriting her past, the System threw Sarah into a mission she never asked for: prevent villains from rising by interfering in their lives before it’s too late. Now, Sarah’s a "boss" with an unconventional job—adopting and mentoring people who teeter on the edge of heroism or villainy. First on her chaotic to-do list? A pair of polar opposites: Leon, a headstrong boy destined to be a hero, and Eren, a brooding genius whose path to villainy seems inevitable. Juggling her day job, parental duties, and cryptic tasks from the System, Sarah is forced to navigate a modern world of high-stakes drama, complex emotions, and moral gray areas. But as Sarah dives deeper, cracks in the System’s story begin to show. What is the System really after? Why does it seem so intent on keeping Sarah in the dark? And most importantly, is she just a pawn in a larger game? With her sharp tongue, fierce independence, and a knack for turning chaos into opportunity, Sarah’s determined to take charge—of her tasks, her newfound "family," and even the System itself. Because one thing is clear: no one messes with the boss. Don't Mess with the Boss is a modern, action-packed story full of humor, heart, and a fresh take on the battle between good and evil. It's about finding redemption, challenging fate, and learning that even villains deserve a second chance.

A desperate sacrifice, a heart of stone, and a love that dare not speak its name." In a world where poverty and desperation reign, 17-year-old Salma's life is a constant struggle. Orphaned by circumstance, bullied by her peers, and weighed down by her family's crushing debt, she's forced to confront the harsh realities of her existence. With her father's failing heart and mounting medical bills, Salma's elder brother Omar takes a catastrophic risk, stealing from the ruthless Mr. Armando Giovanni Paolo, the infamous Don of Italy's most powerful mafia. The consequences are dire, and Salma is left with an impossible choice: surrender herself to the merciless Don or watch her family succumb to ruin. As Salma becomes embroiled in the Don's world of luxury and violence, she's subjected to physical and emotional abuse, treated as nothing more than a pawn in his game of power. Yet, despite the darkness that surrounds her, Salma's indomitable spirit refuses to break. Will the Don, notorious for his heartlessness, find himself transformed by Salma's unwavering courage and resilience? Or will his bitterness and anger consume them both?

i am jhin a normal human in the world full of hunters, "the hunt" city called where the hunters all around the world gathers "i awakened but i don't have any class?"

Zombies.

Zuo Xingyun had vanished for eight years, and Xiang Wan had waited for him for eight years, only to have him return and bring her ruin and the death of her family. She thought she was just another sacrifice to his ambition, but unexpectedly, when she faced danger, he held her tight and whispered, "I'm here, don't be afraid." —— Everyone knew he was ruthless, cold-blooded, and full of ambition, stopping at nothing to achieve his goals. Everyone knew she was his only weakness. Only Xiang Wan was unaware. Not until she was cornered did Xiang Wan belatedly realize, the ambition of the man before her had always been her.

Leaving the room she went to Oliver study room and knock, after hearing an answer she pushed the door open and walked in after sitting down where she sat before she took a book and pen and wanted to write her complains and ask to borrow his pyjamas Yes! it's correct she wants to borrow her fiancé pjyamas The one she just met today The day her parents died She's vexing for pjyamas But before she can start writing Oliver spoke ''It's good your here what we arranged on before can't work the old man disagreed and said that we have get married this month, that should be enough time to mourn'' Ella is left speechless What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She already has a problem with the way they arrange clothes for her now she has a problem with the way they want to arrange her relationship What has she done to the people in these house No! No! She has to fix these ''What if i don't agree to the arrangement'' Ella wrote Oliver looked at her like a fool ''Do you have a choice'' Ella is speechless, ok he is getting back at her for what she did to him It's cool It's cool Oliver watched her frustrated look and he must say the girl looks cute even when she looks like she wants to murder someone but he touched his face he is starting to doubt his charm infront of her Why doesn't she want to marry him If she does she can have a lot of money that she can't even finish spending even after living 5 lives, a status that will make no one dare to bully her, she can look down on everyone and he can help her save the williams empire before those shareholder take it away from her family and it's not like he is ugly Listing all these how would she not want to marry him He came back to the present when he felt a cold gaze on him, turning to see Ella looking at him with a murderous eyes he raised his eyebrow not at all pressured by the pressure she is giving ''Tomorrow we will be staying with the family only in the morning and then go to my penthouse in the afternoon so if you can convince the old man before we leave then we will go with your original arrangement, now go and think of how to convince him cuz his mind is dead set on us marrying and pointers it's the old man that made sure i bring you home ''

Alexander Frederick, a normal highschool guy trying to work with life. and after a painful twist he lost his closest friend to a secret organisation called "Selflaw" he lost control completely and wiped out the entire "selflaw", an antimilitary organisation feared even by the mighty captains of the four main military branches: the eastern branch "fang regiment" the western branch "falcon regiment", the northern branch "Beast regiment" which is the most feared their captain is said to possess unrivaled physical strength and and he's also feared because of his beastly ways in the battlefield. and finally the southern branch: fox regiment known for their tactical ways of attaining victory. all that doesn't matter to him as he's uninterested in power struggles, he's born with an unusual strength and can beat a captain if he gets serious. the worst part is when he got blamed for his companion's murder, which increased his ruthless slaughtering of the "selflaw" organisation, and it's allies. after a satisfying vergence he acknowledged her love Even though it's late he ended his life wishing things had went differently... Surprisingly Waking up to total darkness without a body before trying to make sense of anything, A voice resounded in total nothingness, for a second he thought it was a judgement passed by God but it was far too deep to belong to a holy being like God. after what felt like eternity he saw light again and found himself in an unfamiliar environment. "What's going on?, I feel so fussy" he said rubbing his forehead in confusion.

MATURE CONTENT: No rape element or non-consensual sex. Rivalry, death, bloodbath, massacres; in that order - the war between the Italian Mafia and the Russian Mafia was not a smooth sailing. Alessandro Ruffo, who had just taken over from the former Don of the Italian Mafia, finds himself wedged between enemies who hunted for his blood and would do anything to have the Italian mafia empire taken away from him. Regardless, Alessandro was strong enough to take them down and is recorded as the mob boss with the most kills. However, Aless’ strength wavers when a weakness, in the form of an eighteen-year-old autistic girl, walks into his life. Swan Skylar, the younger sister of the man who ran away with his money, becomes Alessandro's newest obsession and his weakness. When his enemies figured this out, Swan's life is put in danger and Aless must do everything in his power to protect her even if it meant accepting defeat at the hands of his enemies ~ “I will–I will serve you in place of what my brother owes you.” Alessandro relaxes into his sitting stance, regarding her in a mesmerizing gaze. “How so?” His gruff tone resounded in his enormous office. “I–I can help you wash the dishes or wash your clothes or clean your shoes or—” She is interrupted by Alessandro suddenly jerking onto his feet and ambling towards her in a polished stance. “Raise your head.” Alessandro's command is calm and relaxing. When she doesn't respond, Alessandro takes her chin in his delicate fingers and tilts it up slowly until she meets his gaze. He stared dreamily at her bright, sparkling blue eyes and whispered gruffly, “What is your name, amore mio?” “Swan.” She responded softly. “Alright, Swan. How about serving me with something different? Take for instance, your body.” WARNING: The female protagonist of this novel is autistic and might display the behavior of an eight-year-old.

«Can a marriage built solely on mutual benefit grow into something more?» She is the daughter of the powerful Duke of the Nadal Empire, but due to certain circumstances has been rejected by her own family. Entering into a marriage of convenience with the deposed Crown Princess, she hopes to use her as a weapon to avenge her humiliation. Except… Is this plan really as foolproof as she thought? — Wife, you know what your biggest mistake was? You thought you could control me. — You… She suppressed a shudder and stepped back like prey caught in a beast's trap. — …But the thing is, I'm completely untrainable. The princess's lips covered hers, and Remesis felt as if she had been thrown into the centre of a storm she could not resist. Support me on: https://boosty.to/meredit

A massive city ruled by an extremely smart and cruel dictator, is running low on fresh water. The beach spanned for a mile, until a person could see the ocean, yet it is heavily guarded by a massive titanium wall. High paying jobs are rare in few; giving the few access to live in skylines, while others resorted to crime...just to live and make ends meet. With that the dictator gave high rewards to mercenaries and the such to capture, notorious criminals. Occupants of Lens City all with different morals and shades of skin. Some follow the laws and rules, but all know, to follow the High Emperors’ rule... To never go to Lake Lanier.