Waifu Lofi

## Kingdom Building LitRPG [You have been chosen as a Lord of the Intergalactic Lord Project.] [Your reward: A floating island to call your own.] [Your mission: Build your kingdom, summon legendary allies, and dominate the worlds!] [Your advantage: An SSS-grade Ultimate Gacha System.] Atlas Blackthorn, the newly chosen Lord of a floating island, wields the power to summon legendary warriors, powerful artifacts, and, of course, waifus. With boundless ambition and the Ultimate Gacha System at his side, Atlas sets out to become the strongest Lord in all worlds. How far will his ambition take him? Tags: Action, Kingdom Building, LitRPG, Fantasy, Gacha System, Post-Apocalyptic, Adventure, Power Progression, Strong Protagonist, Strategic Battles, Epic Worldbuilding, Romance *** Discord Server: https://tinyurl.com/galanteodiscord Note to Readers: This is a trial read. I'll be uploading at a slower chapter rate as I explore the direction of the story. If all goes well, I plan to focus on this project and republish it in early 2025. I'd love to hear your thoughts and feedback along the way!

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

The story is about a a hitman, Who dies because of his own recklessness and transmigrates into a game he used to play after his retirement as a hitman. I'm not gonna spoil any further, but i might answer few of your questions. Is MC overpowered? Nope, he'll become strong over time and all battle he'll fight will be because of his effort and techniques. Is there magic and adventure? Yes! It have both magic like normal isekai with adventure and fighting with monsters and many other things. There are other important things like "Essence Stone" But let's talk about it in the chapters. There will be harem? Not really, He will be in contact with many beautiful female and males but one waifu but i haven't decided yet. All i can say is, give it a try, I'll try my best to make it worth your time. Discord Link : https://discord.gg/jkM2yT79dT

[Warning : Mature content R-18] *Premium quality lemons *Excellent waifu with genuine and diverse characters. *Milfs in equal abundance. *Harem members all equally important to the story! ***************************** In a world ravaged by the XY Plague, a relentless genetic virus targeting the Y chromosome and crippling male fertility, Zafron, an 18-year-old orphan, faces a grim fate. Sold by his manipulative stepmother to a powerful noblewoman known for her wealth and influence, Zafron's life takes a sudden and dangerous turn. Lady Matilda, determined to secure a future for her noble house amidst the dwindling male population, discovers an astonishing truth about Zafron through rigorous genetic testing that changes everything. Disposed and discarded to his own means, Zaphron falls into a fatal encounter. Now at the point of death, pitied by a diety, Zafron is granted a system but not just any system. Zaphron is gifted the Eros vitality system! Now with his system, he emerges as the most genetically potent male known to exist in his world. But of course, this comes with a price.— Zafron now becomes a target not only for ambitious and desperate noble mistresses but also for men desperate to restore their own fertility, he must navigate a perilous path where trust is scarce and danger lurks at every turn. ------------------- [Lady Seraphina, prime minister of Talkyo wants your seed] [Princess Cordelia von Aldenberg would like a night with you] [The prime minister of Winchester, her excellency is offering her daughter to you] ..... "I never asked for this burden, but I will carry it. My potency is not just a gift—it's a responsibility to safeguard the future of our kind. So to all the women that I love, believe me when I say that my precious seed will be yours if you give me one thing..." ********************** [Caution: Made by a degenerate] No ntr No Yuri Mc will steal women from other men. Disclaimer : Cover isn’t mine Discord : https://discord.gg/5V9ehgcYKC

R-18 coming... After reincarnation into the Isekai world. He went into a shut-in life while hunting in a dungeon. After 7 years. He realizes! He is already the strongest person out there in any world. After that, he saved a girl. Got himself a waifu. Took her as an apprentice. And found how she was insisting on getting him more girls. Saving a nine-tailed bloodline demi-human. He got himself a godly servant. Saving a princess, he got himself a kingdom. Saving a noble lady with a cute girl. He got himself a mother & daughter pair. Well, in short, just come and read, buddy. / The image did not belong to me. If the real creator wants me to change it, please contact me in review and comment section.

"Wish Upon A Star" The Item I used to turn back time amidst a battlefield of gods and devils. To go back and change everything so that I can live a life without regret. With Power. To be the highest form of existence, a Sovereign just like my ex-lover. This time, I will change it all. F*ck being an extra. + What to expect: Anti-Hero Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist/Fast Progression, Genderbent Protagonist (Purely for comedic reasons, also I'm sick of writing male protagonists. I mean, when you play a mmorpg, you choose a female character right? Lemme write my own waifu) Magic. Lots & Lots of Magic. No Romantic Relationships Until Like Way Later

voice: I know if I'm with them I'd bring them nothing but pain, so I push them away with the mindset of protecting them but then they make me feel like; I'm been selfish and I'm the bad one, but I don't fell guilty, like i don't even care anymore, because I've already become what i am, what's done is done, I'm where i am and it's what it's even though it still hurts.

Tsukiyomi Ray, an ordinary guy abandoned in his childhood, wakes up one day in a mysterious forest. He's not in his world anymore, and to top it off, he's transformed into a member of the Lunarian race. Ray tries to survive in the perilous forest, unaware of the danger lurking around him. But fate has something unexpected in store. Ray finds himself surrounded by a group of powerful and captivating women who are inexplicably drawn to him. As they form a harem, their bond grows stronger every day, filled with adventure, romance, and mischief. Together, Ray and his overpowered waifus explore the enchanting world they've been thrown into. They face thrilling battles against monstrous foes and unravel the secrets of their own existence. Their journey pushes them to their limits, testing their relationships and powers. Join Tsukiyomi Ray and his harem as they navigate a world brimming with magic, danger, and heartwarming moments. Experience their captivating daily lives and witness their bonds strengthen while uncovering the mysteries that surround them. It is a novel about the slow life of a guy named Ray and his OP waifus. [Note: Picture used in this novel is not mine. It belongs to it's rightful owner. Also, sorry for my bad writings, as I am bad at it. Also, please support this novel by voting it with Powerstone.]

Novels brought Gray where he wouldn’t have gone with a gun. Bad Neighborhood? Worse... Transmigration! But that's not all. The Region’s all-powerful Duke wants him dead, his current body/soul are utterly crippled, and his backing is non-existent. He's in for a LOT of trouble! But amidst an existential crisis, opportunity arises… [Unlocked Library of Heavens Souls!] Watch Gray become the wind of change he was always meant to be! Teach as a cover? Sure! Uncover his lost past? Why not? Grow Stronger? That’s a given! Mistakenly Crush Countless Worlds? YES!… Wait, what?! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Initial concept inspired by LoHP 'cause I felt nostalgic. As for where this will all go... May the gods have mercy on my poor readers' souls! Update Schedule: Every Day! (Blame Raj) Discord: https://discord.gg/wQ54ABEF3M *PS: Yes, it's called Waifu Party: LoHS ^_^v

“H-Haru.... please... go...” In the midst of the sudden and ongoing Apocalypse, which had turned their lives into a complete hell, Haru embraced his loved one amidst the sadness and despair, watching helplessly as her bitten neck turned black. The person who meant the world to him was turning into a zombie, and he felt helpless to save her. “Why... Why... Why...” Tears fell as he held her tight, not wanting to let go. He was afraid, not of death or turning into something else, but afraid of losing her once more. Yet, amongst tears and desperation, a bit of unexpected hope appeared out for Haru. [Ting! Ting! Ting!] [Sorry for the wait. System has now finally initialized!!] [Assigning a designated Class suited for the User!!] [3] [2] [1] [Congratulations! You acquired the EX Class – Zombie’s Husbando!!] [First Quest – Choose a Zombie to be your Waifu!] #################### Author's Note:- Volume 1 (The Awakening): Completed Volume 2 (The little girl & Nightmare): Completed Volume 3: Ongoing Sorry for any irregular updates.

What do most Otaku dream of before their encounter with Truck Kun? Nothing more than playing a true virtual reality game — the kind of game where they can be a mage casting 9th circle magic, a knight fighting a dragon, driving a spaceship and fighting aliens, and, of course, meeting their cute waifus. The same is true for Viktor. Unfortunately, he was dead before his wish. He reincarnated into a world where the entertainment industry is much more primitive compared to his original world. He was born into a wealthy family, and thanks to his past life's memories, he quickly outsmarted his peers and earned a PhD in Business Management. Just when he was about to inherit the family business, he activated a system that allowed him to spend reputation points. These points could be obtained every time someone praised him directly or indirectly. With these points, he could exchange for almost anything, including the virtual reality technology of his dreams.

[BL/Fantasy/Mpreg] Shan is a whale player who is known as 'Mr.Shan'. His ID is so valuable that it could almost buy a house. Shan's Waifu is 'Vinzent', a male character who is not very strong. One day, Shan receives an invitation to participate in a beta test and ends up entering into the game world. Shan tries to do everything to power up Vinzent so that Vinzent will agree to be his Waifu. However, he doesn't realize that he himself will end up becoming a Waifu...

A young boy from the modern era lost his life by an accident, Suddenly waking up on a different world, His body greatly changed and turned into a young girl It seemed like there is something called 'system' on this world A world that emphasize sword and magic... He got thrown into this world by a whim of fate, with no purpose and no reason at all And with a strange new body that is able to reach greater powers... "Perhaps I should just live here normally" But amidst of all the peaceful facade lies a hidden side, "My waifu that exist on the virtual world called mirror" fufufu~~ Ahem Ahem... back to the topic... A strange power, a strange past, a dark mystery, unexplainable events, unfated encounter, and a future that is full of uncertainty Will the world change in the future? or the future will change the world ●●● This novel is one of my first creation, please be noted about the uncertain grammar quality ...and sometimes uncertain author quality but anyways enjoy... [The release date isnt fixated, I may release them at any given time and they can also be at batch than one per release, there is also a chance where theres one release for a long time] [Ps: The word count per release depend greatly on the contents]

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Warning: -Sexual content- Dual Cultivation ( pure fertilization ) -Not a Simp Mc -Op Mc, powerful system -I don't give a fuck you are dying, Type MC -Narcissist, Egoist Mc but not that mentally weak to react immediately #Book supports game element: - 500 Powerstone = 1 lottery for MC - 50 Golden ticket = 1 lottery for Mc - Holiday theme special plotlines. Cover: Thanks Miso_Hen ——— Ah! Here we go again, another edgy villain novel that haunts the protagonist, aka, the chosen son of heaven. Tsk! Such a cliche! Constantly used plotline with repeated storyline. Hunt the protagonist with a Jade like beautiful sister and steal his sister after 50 chapters milking his luck. Hunt the protagonist with this cheat, hunt the protagonist with that cheat. --- Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come? Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here. Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story. Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it. Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is. Beta: Y-You, how dare you? Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!! Beta: Good! Very Good! Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles* ----- Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script. Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains. •Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole. •System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy ) •Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem. Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters. Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet. Here are a few more. •Cold, ruthless, protagonist: sorry, but, he will even kill the child as long as he gets something in return. Throw; morality and humanity out the window. ( not a classical ‘Villan’ who only hunts the protagonist. The story doesn't just revolve around hunting the chosen one, ) •Just because you are a heroine doesn't mean, you can step on my head, know your place. Mc will even kill the heroine if they bother him. Chad: Say no less senior, from today onward, I will join your sect and follow you till I die. * Kneels and accept author as his master * Author: Very well, here is the key to join my sect. https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb https://dsc.gg/culturesect Chad: Thanks senior, I will join the sect immediately. Author: I see great potential in you junior, trust me, you will go way forward. Chad: You honor me with your words senior, please, let me read the forbidden Scripture that is banned by the heavens. Author: say no more! ——— Tags: OP MC, SYSTEM, HAREM, ACTION, ADVENTURE, THREESOME, Not so dumb Mc, Ancient treasure, Edgy writing, I don't give a Shit -Mc, not my problem- Mc, powerful battles, dual cultivation, diverse race harem, Evil Mc.

It's a guy that started to play a very lewd game, but he died before he could start and went to a new world with the ability to summon hot waifus and have sexy fun time with them. *NO NTR* Cover is not mine. Disregard this one. Messed up and const delete it. Created other one that is fanfic. Same name but without the s at the end.

A story written by @the.boble (with bobskittle as the publisher.) Haise kun is a second year at TTMSHS. His dream is to become the greatest hooper the world has ever seen. Except one problem. He’s an overthinker. Follow Haise kun and his wacky antics as he tries to overcome his overthinking and hopefully meet an irl waifu on the way.

In the year 2022, one year after the Z-20 Virus outbreak, all of humanity had been infected by the virus, and their bodies reacted differently. The majority of the humans turned into zombies, while the minority turned into ability users. Some didn’t change into either. They were powerless in comparison, as even feral zombies were more powerful than an average human. At 20 years old, Yang Zhang was used as a scapegoat and kicked out of his town; a medium-sized shelter base used to protect humanity from the ever-growing threat of zombie attacks. Scared and powerless against the harsh world infested with zombies, he stumbled upon a squirrel that ate the brain of a dead ability user and began discharging electricity constantly. He realized that he could use this newfound information to protect himself. “That’s right! I can build a farm and create more and more of these mutated animals and plants to protect myself!” Thus started the journey of Yang Zhang as he created a farm while continuously breeding many magical —albeit grotesque— mutated animals and plants. Yet, once the zombies and ability users started noticing his unique farm, they began to invade. With no choice left, he armed himself by creating stronger mutated animals and plants to protect the farm at all cost! “Get off of my lawn, you bunch of greedy pigs!” ** Tower Defense + (Mutated) farm simulator + Zombie waifu (Small harem). ** Daily Update -- Cover art is Kureiji Ollie, I got it from Pinterest. English is not my first language. Pardon me if there are few mistakes. --

Joe, who had cultivated his technique and realms to the peak had now realised something about his world. An intense desire to break apart from this cage of a world took over him. And he knowing or unknowingly broke the void, But fate had some other plans for him, when he cursed the heavens. An portal opened up in the void. At the end, he still ended up reincarnating in the body of a young master, Travis Sean. His father was the wealthiest Duke of the Norma Kingdom. But what is this INFINITUS? Huh? I can now travel the Infinitus, what do you mean? Join his journey and explore this new world of Edhas with him. Will it be same as his previous life? ........................................................................ [Novel involves Adult Content] Tags- Harem, R-18, Milf, Master-Disciple Relationship, Elfs, Angel and Devil's, Kingdom Building, Rare Bloodline Mc will not be ntr'd. No waifu sharing. ........................................................................ The cover page is not mine. contact me for credits or removal. My Instagram Handel - @asrel_writes321

This is Legendary! ***** From the Real world, to the world of Fate/Stay Night, then with help from a certain Multiverse Old Man. I get to live here, in the World where there are multiple singularities and one hell of a historical fantasy in another level. Alters? They are here. Overseers? Uh... different franchise but still here. Army of Ahoge Waifu? No thanks, but still here. In the middle of these frozen lands, the Antarctica, here blooms a seedling of humanity to prosper. And Us, the main protagonist of this historical society are here to restore what is lost. Though I have a question... Who am I again?

Eve, a prostitute from New York City, perishes and is reborn in the world of an anime she hates. That’s not all. She's been reborn as the main waifu of the overpowered and generic self-insert protagonist's harem. How will Eve's actions change the development of the anime's original plot, and the entire world?

¡Hey tú! si tú, ven, te invito a leer las locuras que hago y las cosas que me ocurren en este gran y mágico mundo, lleno de Monstruos, waifus, mas waifus, y muchas aventuras por hacer, vamos, se que quieres hacerlo, puedo verlo en tus ojos y en tu boba sonrisa, que esperas, ¡lee!.

WARNING: Contains adult content. Believing I was dreaming, I received the news that death is not the end, being reborn in an alternative world in the past with the opportunity to start a new life in 19th century Europe. I will seize the opportunity, and dedicate myself to creating a wide range of entertainment, conquering female celebrities and paving the way to become a Hollywood legend. I will be the father of cinema, the founder of Hollywood, the creator of filmmaking and the owner of the main studios. ------------- Assuming his new identity, he will use his skills to replicate and improve works that do not yet exist in this world, with the purpose of building the Hollywood film industry. Join him as his journey is just beginning. -------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- *Note ¹ - Read the last note to check the genres and tags before starting reading. This novel unfolds slowly, with rich detail. There won't be a fixed posting schedule yet, but I will try to publish at least 3 chapters a week, each at least 1,000 words long. *Note² - This is my first official novel, and English is not my native language, so I will use automatic translations and artificial intelligence, which may result in errors, including typing errors. Feel free to correct me in the comments if possible. I would greatly appreciate your feedback, whether positive or negative, about my work. Thank you very much for taking the time to read my novel. *Note ³ - This is a work of fiction and many topics have not been extensively researched. Therefore, avoid criticism regarding historical accuracy, as this parallel world was created by me and I have the freedom to modify historical events. To learn about history, I recommend textbooks. Remember this is a fiction and fantasy story, created for entertainment. *Note ⁴ - This work of fiction explores a speculative narrative with historical and fictional characters. The events portrayed are entirely fictional, created from my imagination, in an alternative world with changes in the timeline. Therefore, this book should not be interpreted as a representation of real events, celebrities or real people. Any comments about them are purely fictional. *Note ⁵ - This story is inspired by several time travel books, focusing on Hollywood settings, where characters strive to become tycoons. This is my own version. The protagonist will be involved in creating comics from diverse cultures, TV shows, films, books and much more, spanning diverse media. I do not own the copyright to any of the characters or works mentioned. *Note ⁶ - Content: Urban Fantasy, Mature Rated, Slow Paced, Slice of Life, Sent to the Past System, Romance, Harem, Adult Elements, Entertainment Industry, Celebrities, Films, Marvel and DC References, Dominant Protagonist, Protagonist Ambiguous, Selfish , Blackmail Situations, Ambiguous Consent, Casting Couch Reference, Complex Romantic Relationships, Polygamy, Yandere Waifu, Domination/Submission Elements, BDSM, Explicit Sexual Content, Intense Sex Scenes, Threesome Scenes (F /F/M), Anal sex scenes, Shower sex scenes, Exploration of sexual fantasies, Exhibitionism, incest, Exploration of various fetishes, Consensual harem, Consensual temporary sexual slavery."

In another world filled with strange energy known as ora, deaths and cruelty, a young man has been reincarnated into it with the clear knowledge of how to attain the one thing he seeks very much more than any other thing in the world, IMMORTALITY! After living a mediocre life and dying before he could achieve anything, Kazi vowed to never be subjected to such things, and chose to be reincarnated into a world were he could live forever. As for his cheats, he didn't choose a system or a strong beautiful waifu to hug her thigh, instead, he chose to have a clear knowledge of how to attain Immortality! Being a naturally pragmatic and selfish person, Kazi definitely will not allow the world drag him down or get in his way to achieving his dream of immortality. Unbeknownst to him, this new world has since lost the path to achieving eternal life, so his journey had already become a long and rocky one before he even began. . "Being born to a trash clan with mediocre talent will not hinder my goal. Even if the path is lost, I have the blue print to reach that lost path, I will survive and achieve my dream, no matter the cost!"

This is by far the best book I've ever written if I say so myself. Read it yourself. After Wang Jun signed an agreement with the developer to become a Villain in the Full Dive VRMMORPG, [Virtual Insanity], Wang Jun was given an overpowered character/avatar by the developer. [Emperor Ya Sè Demon Venerable] The man who was deemed as Demon Emperor in the long-lost history of the Seven Worlds By the time Wang Jun had tried the game, he noticed that the world in this game wasn't just a mere digital world, but an actual world where the people were real. They can bleed and d** like normal humans would. Alas, the developer of the game, as well as the very creator of this world, the Goddess of Creation, Nuwa, told him the truth and the reason why she invited the Earthlings to come and conquer this world. Nüwa had enough of living in eternal loneliness for millions of years. She promised, that whoever was able to k** her, shall inherit everything from her. Everything. Wang Jun, the 20 y.o young man had enough of his shitty life and agreed to her terms and conditions. Motivated by having eternal life, Wang Jun embarked on his journey to conquer the Seven Worlds and become the strongest. ===== No NTR, NO Yuri, No lgbtq content. MC is straight. Eh... maybe a slightly Yuri-ish when it comes to *ffm scenes. (iykyk) Hehe. Harem? Yes! As the story goes, the MC will have multiple waifus and also his main waifu which he loves the most. How many? I don't know, you decide. ==== Bonus Chapters: 200 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter 100 Golden Tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter Magic Castle = 3 Bonus Chapters SpaceCraft = 4 Bonus Chapters ==== Warning Mature Content along the way. Deep and dark psychological aspects explore how deep humans' depravity could be. ==== Tags: MMORPG, System, Harem, Revenge, Monster Girl, Vampire, Succubus, Cultivation, Dual-Cultivation, Magic, Demon, Devil, Handsome Male Leads. Gods, Goddess

Having been stabbed to death, by his own sweet and caring wife, Zeldris is transmigrated into another world. After a few... complications, he gets acclimated to the world. Where cultivation, mysterious old men and fantasy are all intertwined. But why is he becoming more and more evil? .... .... ## Additional Notes ## Warning! Mc is an evil pshycopath, who for some reason, tends to attract pshyco, yandere women. #Note: Scheming will start later on. #Note: The world is a mix of cultivation type and fantasy type. #Note: The start is fast paced. Additional tags: #Fast progress; #Monster waifus; #Scheming MC; #Cunning MC; #Politicallyincorrect humour; #Tons of murder.

Run for your lives the government is ran by lizard people and they want to turn you into pill factories. He found an app that changed his life and revealed that the conspiracy theories were true. Before he could warn his family he had to jump ship to a new land filled with elf waifus. Unfortunately he didn't have a fund system like some people had. HIs only gave challenges and rewarded pills. Vincent wants to get swoll and return to get revenge on the baby eating lizard people but first he needs to save the world of Lilium from the goblin manifest destiny.

Suddenly standing up from where she formerly sat the nine years old Aiden placed her little hands her flat chest to make a confession " I love you butt face !" "I want to be your waifu " Aiden made her confession with a straight face. The thirteen years old boy who had been sitting quietly on a rock listening to the child confess her love for him, looked up to meet the expectant eyes of the child "Tsk tsk tsk you're still a child " "by the way, I'm not gay" he chuckled looking at the petite brunette with amusement Her eyes which had turned sad and teary immediately glistened with joy as he mentioned not being gay. Moving to where the teenage boy sat , she put her hands around his neck and whispered " It's alright, you'll just turn gay for me" Audrey who was left dumbstruck by what the little girl said didn't know what to reply. Getting up from her previous squatting position she straightened her clothes and cleaned the dirt that had gotten on it. " When I grow up I'll turn into a lady for you if I'm not able to , you'll be a gay just for me" she said walking away from the confused lad as she smiled sweetly to herself. Unlike the smile on her face the other was in a state of confusion " What books have you been reading these days?" ***** "Do you love me?" Audrey asked the lady whose hands he had pinned to the wall "No" "Are you sure" he asked again "I'm sure" she replied knowing fully well that she was lying to both he and herself " Then why did you dress all girly for me "Aiden replied with a hesteric look on her face "Wh... what y.. you... asked me to wear this" "Mhmm, I guess I did" he concord "I'm just helping a certain someone fulfill their promise" mimicking a child's voice he said " I'll turn to a lady for you if I can't you'll turn gay for me" "Do you remember anything ?" "I would have gladly turned gay for you but there's no need since you are already a lady" "Aren't we a match made in heaven ?" He asked looking at the girl who was trying to digest all she had heard. " You .... you're..." "Butt face! " they both completed the unfinished sentence, one looking surprised the other smiled mischievously.

Get summoned to another world and get beat up and almost killed by a magic waifu girl because you don't have magic. Fret not, have some modern technology.