Master Roshi Almost Dies

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"

In the greed-filled world of corporate empires and magic knights, Min Jae was a king in business, with pockets so deep he could drown in them. That is, until his life deemed his playthrough unfair and gave him a red card. Poison was his family's best friend, as everyone had at least tasted it once, not twice because they never could. Death was never on his calendar, neither was an offer for a divine gig. Enter the Deity of Stories, a celestial being with a fetish for plot twists, who offers Min Jae a deal he can't refuse: become her divine cameraman. No, not the kind with a lens, but one who records the tales of mortals. In return, he gets a second shot at life, in a world where his dearly departed parents are alive and well, ready to dote on him from birth. Reborn as Judge (because “Min Jae 2.0” sounded too dull), he quickly realizes this new life is no gift. This steampunk utopia, filled with airships, clockwork gadgets, and an alarming lack of Wi-Fi, thrives on manipulation. But who needs the internet when you have a divine camera and the sharp mind to control it all? Judge isn’t just here to record stories; he’s here to write them, casting himself as the mastermind behind every twist and turn. Armed with his divine powers, he navigates complex schemes, power-hungry nobles, and ruthless industrialists, all while keeping his ultimate goal hidden: to ascend to godhood and rewrite his own fate. Of course, he generally makes a glorious mess of things, all while trying to keep his dear parents blissfully unaware of his less-than-angelic schemes. But as the stakes rise and the Deity of Stories watches his every move, Judge must tread carefully. Can he manipulate his way to the top, or will he become just another character in someone else’s plot twist? --- The story won't be dropped and I will continue until the end. So, I appreciate your support through Power Stones and Golden Tickets, Just read the first few chapters I am confident that you would like this thing.

Everyone has a system they just need to meet hidden conditions to unlock it. A blacksmith system may unlock after a human walks by a forge. A master mage may unlock a system after attempting to control the mana in their body. Even something as simple as kicking a rock at a bucket can unlock the marksman system a unique system allowing for perfect accuracy. But what happens when someone reaches the age of fifteen and hasn’t unlocked their system? Walker is about to find out, time is ticking and he doesn’t want to live out his life as an ordinary human; he has dreams you know! ****** My first ever story please leave plenty of comments so I can adapt and learn as I write The first chapters may be shorter but the length is improving as I write. Editing is in progress To see recent updates remember to clear que regularly

"I'll never share a room with him!" The beautiful campus belle pointed at me... I came from the wilderness and was raised by five grandparents who had extraordinary means. In order to uncover the truth about my parents' murder, I returned to the city and stayed at the home of the beautiful campus belle. With just myself and a dog, I embarked on a journey of shameless swindling. I crossed the river on a single reed and made a live-streamed appointment to fight at the South Heavenly Gate; To save my beloved one, I surrounded Taihang Mountain all by myself; I swindled a powerful figure seven times and made three entries and exits to the noble families in Kyoto; With a single sword, I crossed to the east and forced the strong men from the island country to retreat and bow their heads; I explored all the geomantic omen of the mountains, rivers, and lakes and deciphered the secrets of the martial arts path... I walked step by step towards the peak of the mountain, only to find that there was still more truth hidden within the truth...

Born in one of the most prestigious families of the world, only to be thrown out and grow up in the far unknown corner. Since childhood, Yuan dream was to become the best BEASTMASTER that ever existed as well as marry three wives, one of them had to be a princess. He loved every single beast out there. Exotic beasts i.e. Dragons, Phoenix, Tigers and many other spiritual beasts. But once again, reality punched him right on the face. He was born with the condition in which his meridians were blocked and wasn't able to cultivate at all. This is the story of an enthusiastic young man without the ability to cultivate and grow strong, but with intense passion and love for spiritual beasts and dream of becoming the best BEASTMASTER as well as love for his wives.

In a distant world, there was once a god—his power limitless, his throne unrivaled. His kingdom was vast, his people happy, and peace reigned. But then, darkness crept in, and war consumed everything. His paradise was reduced to ashes. Exiled and alone, the god fled beyond the edges of creation, desperate to find a way to restore his lost kingdom and take his revenge. But after countless reincarnations, he slowly forgot it all—his past, his purpose, his power. But what if he remembered? What would happen if the truth came rushing back? ************************* what are you going to read? well, you may find some similarities with the "reverend insanity " as it's my source of inspection but is it a cheap copy? hell no. The first volume (1_53) may not be much sound like a typical web novel style as it wasn't originally planned to be publish as an online novel, yet I'm working hard to fix it in the next volumes. But generally speaking, I'm constantly trying to improve so please keep that in mind. about updating, I try to do it daily but sometimes it's just not my day so I'll publish more or longer chapters the other day. The reason it's free is because I want everyone to enjoy this so consider it a gift from me. The world building is unique in it's own way and the more you read, the better you understand the lore. Do we have harem or something like this? If it makes the story better I'll even kill The MC So if it was necessary to add anything to novel, I won't hold back. Finally, I think there's a need to make a chapter and explain the things you might forget, so I'll do that when I have time. Then, smile and enjoy. P.S: I'm pretty curious about how you see this work of mine so if you like, write about your experience in the review section.

Maxwell Pip was a selfish and lawless individual. Life dealt him a hard blow in his youth, pushing him into the underworld of gangs and mafias. Despite this, he was able to liberate himself and become a prominent archaeologist, although his ties to the criminal underworld persisted. During his adventures, he stumbled upon an unknown and mysterious artifact, which ultimately led to his untimely demise. But Max’s journey didn’t come to an end there. Through the power of the very artifact that caused his death, he was given a second chance in another world. Join Max as he embarks on a new magical adventure, where he remains a carefree individual with questionable morals, destined for great power with the assistance of his newfound artifact. #simulator. #villain. #pets.

[WARNING: The book contains scenes of an erotic nature, and focuses on romance and erotica in general] P.S: There are character illustrations in the discord channel: VNqSfqm4nq or 8MH8AyNBvC or e6ekVKyzrS P.S 2: The cover art is not mine, if you have any questions regarding copyright please contact me directly. Thank you The cultivation world has always been cruel. Those who are weak will never be able to reach a new level and see the next day. Xie Qing was a youth from a wealthy family, merely the third son. He had a very ordinary talent, but unwilling to tarnish the family's reputation, his father sent him to one of the less influential but still good sects - the sect of the Heavenly Sword. Upon entering the sect, Xie Qing stunned everyone - not with his talent, but with his appearance, as if it had descended from the heavens. Fellow disciples and even elders wanted to use him for their purposes. However, one person surpassed them all - Elder Xu. Taking him as her disciple, she made Xie Qing assist her in daily life, and this continued until, during a massage, the youth saw a text in front of him. [The system has been activated!] [Your first mission...] [Seduce the master!]

Cerita Tentang Seorang Pria yang Kembali ke Masa lalu setelah Berperang Lebih Dari 20 tahun

When Alex finds the book, it might be hidden, cloaked in shadows, or bound in an ancient, strange material that somehow calls out to him. The book itself could be almost alive, with pages that shimmer or change when touched, filled with secrets of cosmic proportions: the origins of the universe, the cycles of creation and destruction, and the forces that control fate. As he reads, he unknowingly unlocks a dormant magic within him—powers that connect him to the universe on a fundamental level, giving him the potential to influence reality, bend time, or defy fate itself. As he continues reading, he realizes that this power also brings responsibility. He must confront the forces of fate, which are determined to maintain the universe’s cycle, resisting any interference in its natural end. The boy’s journey becomes one of choice and courage, balancing the powers he's gained with the burden of deciding whether he can—or should—prevent the universe's eventual destruction.

A man reincarnated inside a game? What shall come to him, will arrive! *The cover wasn't mine.

In a world where mental illness is treated in isolated facilities, 17-year-old Elena finds herself trapped in a psych ward, the only girl among a group of mysterious and broken young men. Once a health-conscious perfectionist, Elena’s life took a drastic turn after a traumatic event during her final year of high school—a secret she refuses to share with anyone. Now, she copes by rejecting everything she once believed in, surviving on nothing but junk food and sarcasm. Surrounded by four troubled boys—Nico, the sharp-tongued rebel; Kai, the silent observer; Aiden, the boy with a normal smile hiding a fractured soul; and Jonah, the wildcard with a dark past—Elena struggles to find meaning in her shattered world. They all want to know her story, but she’s not ready to tell. Not yet. As they try to break down her walls, each boy becomes a potential ally, or maybe something more, but Elena is determined not to let anyone get too close. Because when you almost die, what’s the point in caring anymore? In this emotional journey of trauma, healing, and unexpected connections, Elena must confront her darkest secrets and the question of whether there’s more to life than just surviving.

The young Chen Feng was betrayed, but he accidentally activated the treasure of the Creation Divine Scroll. From then on, he rose from the Taoist temple, joined the sect, practiced martial arts, wielded a sword, suppressed everything, competed with the sky, competed with people, seized the destiny, controlled the universe, and cut through all the ways. There are countless geniuses in the world, but I am the only one who can be respected and make the decision, shocking the ancient and the modern. ✨Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations coming—subscribe today! ✨Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

Adam and his friend are just playing Terra,the new Immersive MMORPG that is released by Humanity Group to be rich. That is until Adam accidently gain something in the game that can give him immense power but at the same time brought him into trouble that might cause chaos between realities

Rick hardly had any hope to find a girlfriend. There were swarms of beautiful women around him, but no one was actually interested in a dull, boy like him. They didn't even pay attention to his existence. But everything changed when he was handed over a rod. Yes, a metal rod. Carrying that metal rod he had hardly taken a few steps when he was struck by lightening. As he lost consciousness, Rick wanted to beat the shit out of bloody bastard who gave him that rod, but when he woke up, he had a surprise waiting. He got a system which would help him get girls and make him stronger. Read my other story: The Devil's Harem (200+ chapters) [Discord: https://discord.gg/thWfhRdpqy]

In a world where prosperity and desolation intertwine, there exists a group of enigmatic Forgetful Masters. Gifted with extraordinary abilities to manipulate memories, they tread the delicate line between light and darkness. These masters can erase painful pasts or seal away horrors that should never resurface. Yet, every touch upon a memory is a gamble with unseen dangers. A young Forgetful Master, during a routine mission, inadvertently unravels a monumental conspiracy hidden within countless memories. This conspiracy threatens the survival of the world itself, drawing all Forgetful Masters into its grasp. In the ensuing storm of conflict against oblivion and intrigue, friendship, love, and faith face relentless trials. Can they save both the world and themselves before they are forgotten by the very world they seek to protect? The Forgotten Masters invites you into a realm brimming with fantasy and peril, where the art of forgetting may be the only way to remember what truly matters.

In a realm where cultivators wield weapons bound to powerful spirits, Kai, a humble blacksmith from the outskirts, lives in the shadow of legendary warriors and their spirit-forged arms. While most dream of battles and glory, Kai finds peace in the solitude of his forge—until one fateful night when he discovers an ancient, shattered weapon bearing a faint pulse of life. As he repairs the broken blade, he awakens an ethereal spirit long forgotten, binding him to a power beyond any he could have imagined: the power to craft weapons infused not only with strength but with souls. With each weapon Kai repairs or creates, he begins to unlock secrets hidden within the world’s ancient armories—spirits with voices, memories, and desires. The crafted spirits share a consciousness that reveals the suffering of countless beings sacrificed to forge power. Bound by this newfound connection, Kai realizes his creations wield more than just strength—they hold the essence of those lost in the name of power. As word of his unique talent spreads, Kai becomes a target for ruthless factions who seek to harness his skills, demanding he forge weapons capable of dominance and control. However, Kai’s creations refuse to be mere instruments of war, and an uprising brew among the crafted spirits. Caught between warring clans and his own creations, Kai must decide if he will become a tool of destruction or wield his craft to ignite a revolution of liberation and change. In "The Celestial Forge Master," Kai’s journey becomes one of self-discovery and courage as he forges a path that challenges the very nature of power and sacrifice. With every swing of his hammer, he must face the question: will he be a maker of weapons or a creator of freedom?

Behind the hustle and bustle of the prosperous metropolis lies a mysterious world of cultivation. The protagonist, being a Celestial Master, bears a mysterious inheritance and possesses extraordinary magic skills and wisdom. He slays demons and exorcises evil spirits in the city, resolving one crisis after another. Facing the challenges from evil forces, he is fearless. Relying on his powerful strength and firm belief, he safeguards the city and its people. In this urban cultivation journey full of fantasy and challenges, he will write his own legendary chapter.

Em um mundo onde a corrupção permeia as estruturas do poder, quatro amigos de infância — Lucas, Pedro, Sofia e Ana — veem suas vidas entrelaçadas em uma trama de ambição, traição e manipulação. Lucas, o protagonista frio e calculista, decide que o único caminho para a verdadeira mudança é assumir o controle. Com um plano audacioso, ele busca infiltrar-se na política, usando suas habilidades de manipulação para derrubar os líderes corruptos de dentro para fora. À medida que Lucas se torna mais envolvido em suas intrigas, Pedro, agora um médico respeitado, luta contra os fantasmas do passado e a crescente sombra de Lucas. Sofia e Ana, fiéis seguidoras de Lucas, não têm dúvidas sobre suas intenções, mas à medida que os planos se desenrolam, o que parece ser um ideal de poder e justiça pode revelar-se algo muito mais sombrio.

A game programmer meet his own demise in unfortunate car accident. He thought this would be the last moment but it seems fate has another plan for him. Transported into another world with just only his soul. He arrived at the desolate and barren world. A world that was fallen from relentless destruction and chaos caused by the Demons. And now Michael has to save it with his newly-acquired power. The power to create games!

Immortality, that's the theme of this story. what happens when such an elusive idea becomes reality and to take it a step further, dangerously condemned? that is where this story takes place, a world where for some reason lost in time beyonders, those who practice Longevity have been condemned and banished. our main character along with his friend who accidentally got into this mess arrive to find out the truth behind the weird events that have been happening around him on earth and what sort of connection he has with this world. admittedly this is my first time writing so I'm going to make mistakes and that's fine with me. BUT what I can tell you is this story is something that I've been contemplating for months, and I have solid groundwork for it. just be patient with me and join the ride. oh and one more thing, I don't really know jackshiz about how this app works, I'm just here to write. I'd appreciate it if you kindly advice me in the comments if I make any naive mistakes regarding it! thanks

Vergil the Vile, a name whispered with fear and loathing, stood before Axios, the God of Redemption. Executed by the paladins he tormented for years, Vergil braced himself for the fiery depths. Instead, Axios offered a peculiar bargain. A chance to redeem himself, not through fiery trials, but through a twisted game. A soul-bound system, the Halo of Merit, would grant Vergil bits of his power based on his good deeds. Vergil, ever the cunning trickster, saw an opportunity. He wouldn't be Axios' puppet. He'd exploit the system, turning "good deeds" into elaborate manipulations.

Zoey is a stripper in need of dance lessons. when she meets the sexy, handsome billionaire, Mr Blackwood or as he is called, Master , sparks fly and passion burns. Master has only one rule don't fall in love. will Zoey break his rule and risk losing him? Or will they give in to the explosive Chemistry and live out their darkest fantasies

A prodigy is sent to the body of a failing college student who chose his major only to appease his parents. Meanwhile the college student with the personality of a crooked politician is sent to the body of the noble young lord. Their temperaments that failed them in their original lives suddenly become useful in their new lives and it's as if the world has become a lot less difficult. The only doubt left in their minds is whether they stole the life of someone that cherished it?

Allow the novel to unfold gradually, Atleast go through the first 45 chapters, as it takes a progressive approach. The Story refrains from unnecessary violence and bloodshed. Centered around Alan, reborn in a different universe and guided solely by his grandmother in a forest for 10 years. As Alan matures, his sharp mind and robust physique lead him to acquire diverse skills, accumulating life experiences. The tale revolves around his growth, the friendship he forges, people he meets, his quest for self-discovery, and the fulfillment of missed wishes from his past life. ( Life of a middle aged man missing action and adventure in his life ) This narrative strives to provide it's readers a consistent emotional and enjoyable experience. Spoiler : The story is all about friends and their growth in the inital stage of the Novel. Later our protagonist Alan will take the center stage as he starts his Journey alone. ................... Disclaimer: All characters in this tale are fictional, crafted for reader entertainment. ................................................................. In my debut attempt at novel writing, I hope this story captivates you enough to become a part of your library and favorites. Thank you in advance for your support. Likes & constructive comments are alway appreciated.....

The protagonist, Ye Wudao, sees himself as a crusader of sorts—a playboy who takes the conquest of beautiful women as his greatest pleasure. Why should women be treated as sacred, untouchable goddesses? he muses. Why can’t I see them as my playthings, as pawns for my use, as my servants? After all, God has been so generous, granting him the privileges of being the only male heir in two powerful family dynasties. With so much bestowed upon him, what reason does he have to refrain from claiming beautiful women—the finest gifts God has given to men—as his own?

As Wang Jun, a prospective college student, savors the final summer of his third year of high school, he received an invitation from an anonymous sender to join the game 'Civilization Rise.' It's a game that pits worlds against each other in a fierce clash of civilizations. In this game, every participant received a gift to aid their civilization. However, for Wang Jun, there's a unique twist: with each level he gained, he earned stat and skill points, which he can only assign to his subordinates. With this leveling system, witness how Wang Jun leads his people to annex all five continents and sweep across countless worlds. In this war game of civilizations, the battlefield becomes a stage for heroes to vie for the title of the most powerful imperial civilization.

Dr. Jung Minho is a professor at Seoul National University (SNU) South Korea. He's very popular among people in the industry because he lead a research on people with the dinosaur blood. His life becomes complicated when conference man Kim's health deteriorates. And his annoying grand child suddenly wants compensation even when the chairman's not dead. He'd have to do anything in order to free himself from the clasp of Kim Kelvin.