Funny Valentine

Daniella hates the holidays. To her, they’re anything but magical. Christmas? A snowy night stole her parents in a car crash. New Year’s Eve? That’s when she caught her fiance cheating. Even Halloween is cursed, her beloved cat died on that very night. Every holiday brings heartbreak, so Daniella does the only thing that keeps her sane: she escapes to her secluded beach house, far from festive cheer and painful memories. But this Christmas, peace isn’t on the agenda. A storm delivers an unexpected guest, a mysterious, storm-battered man lying unconscious on her beach. Naked, injured, and with no memory of who he is, the man she calls Alpha is both a puzzle and a challenge. As Daniella cares for him, she discovers that Alpha is not from her world. He’s brave, loyal... and hilariously clueless. Whether it’s figuring out a coffee machine or misunderstanding basic human customs, his antics turn her quiet life upside down, filling it with unexpected humor and warmth. Alpha isn’t the only one out of his depth. When Daniella is drawn into his world, where packs, titles, and deference to her new role as Luna await, she finds herself equally lost. Why does everyone bow when they see her? What’s with all the formalities? Together, Daniella and Alpha stumble through their new realities, bringing laughter and light into each other’s lives. As their bond deepens, Daniella begins to rediscover the magic she thought she’d lost of holidays, love, and belonging. But as Alpha’s memories return, so do the responsibilities of his true identity. With Valentine’s Day approaching, Daniella must decide: will she embrace the life and love Alpha offers, or will the pain of her past keep her from claiming her destiny?

I have a dream that... will embrace all kinds of races in the world beauties... The ordinary farmer's son Kells, because of the contract with the unknown creature Fat dragon and embarked on a fantasy journey, the future dream is to collect all kinds of girls' pants, build a great harem mercenary group! Countless vulgarly happy adventure story in It keeps happening during the journey, joyful and funny, passionate, love and justice...

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

At Shimakaze Academy, she’s the new girl who’s caught everyone’s attention—clever enough to skip a grade and now sharing classes with her older brother. Charming, mysterious, and with admirers aplenty, she seems like the ideal girl… but there’s one secret. She’s actually a he. Will he be able to keep his cover? And with admirers falling left and right, can he find love without revealing his true self? Find out in this funny, heartfelt tale of hidden identity, unexpected romance, and a touch of drama.

In a magical world brimming with secrets, 12-year-old Ren Ash dreams of heroism—until his rare healing powers draw the dangerous obsession of noblewoman Anya Valentine. Kidnapped and chained in her basement, Ren must rely on a timid maid and a mysterious stranger to escape into the perilous streets of Eldhaven. As he evades Anya’s pursuit, Ren uncovers a prophecy tied to his abilities and the fractured Etherflow, thrusting him into a web of political intrigue and shadowy threats. Blending action, mystery, and a hint of forbidden romance, The Chained Healer follows Ren’s thrilling journey of courage and growth in a fantasy realm where light and darkness collide.

Rosellene Valentine, the eldest daughter of Earl Valentine, was the epitome of beauty, a fragile and untouchable rose that bloomed in the frozen gardens of the Valentine estate. After reaching the depths of despair. She returned unexpectedly, stepping back in time by seven years. Before fate and time had ruined her. Then, She met him...The Duke of Eryndor, the kingdom's guardian and shield. She had become gracefully attuned to the admiring glances and silent reverence of those around her. So much that she could feel the weight of every lingering glance, the unspoken affection in his eyes, as his love for her bloomed, undeniable and apparent...once again. "Should your joy be the prize, I would gladly place myself at your service." His golden eyes seems to glow faintly in the dark as he whispered softly. (The Prince charming X The Damsel in Distress)

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

A parody of romcom itself...with a blend of unique genres...Ion wanna give spoilers though. !! But maybe something like last of us meets deadpool

Blue Valentine is a skilled phantom hunter with a unique ability—after killing a phantom, she sees their final moments through their eyes. Alongside her friends in the occult club, she protects the people of Angelcreek from dark forces. But when a mysterious demon girl appears, they uncover a deeper, more sinister evil threatening the town. As Blue works to stop this growing darkness, she also struggles to juggle her high school life and her developing feelings for a man who might just be involved in the criminal syndicate behind the chaos. With danger closing in, Blue must confront both the shadows and her heart. WARNING: racism, alcohol abuse, ai enhancer has been used but i draft the whole chapter and use Ai to check for mistakes and spelling errors.

How would you feel if the world ended tomorrow? Years ago NYX appeared. A being that could manipulate life, death, time, and space. was vanquished by the Five Heavenly Mages. Heavenly Light, Heavenly Wind, Heavenly Blade, Heavenly Ocean, and Heavenly Flame. NYX vowed to emerge anew despite its failure. In the hopes that they would never get up in the wrong hands, parts of this creature were dispersed throughout Casadora. The four great royal families Le Fleur, Valentine, Starborn, and Fallenburg developed a strategy for its return following this catastrophic occurrence. Years pass as a young man named Axelle Alekzander has been considered for one of these Heavenly Mages. Follow Axelle as he sets out to stop "Worlds End." I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Debbie Anderson was a vibrant and lively woman, but luck had never been on her side in love. After four years of commitment, her boyfriend betrayed her—with an excuse that shattered her. “You kept your body away from me for four years, and you expect me to lie next to you every night without doing anything? Come on, Debbie. I’m a man. I have feelings.” What he never knew was that Debbie had been waiting for the perfect moment—a special day meant just for the two of them. Valentine’s Day. But fate was cruel, and that was the very day he chose to cheat on her. Heartbroken and furious, Debbie made a reckless decision. That night, she stormed into a bar, drowning her pain in alcohol. As the drinks took hold, she turned to the bartender and asked boldly, “Do you know any hot man who’d sleep with me tonight? I don’t care who he is. I don’t have money, I don’t have a job, but I promise him one thing—he will never regret it because I am a virgin.” The moment the words left her lips, heads turned. A murmur spread through the crowd. Men exchanged glances, their curiosity piqued. A virgin? They wondered what it would feel like to be with her, and one by one, they stepped forward, eager to fulfill her wish. But Debbie wasn’t impressed. She scoffed at their advances. “You’re not handsome,” she told them bluntly. Then, just as she was about to walk away, a deep, confident voice cut through the air. “Do you see anyone in this city as handsome as I am?” She turned to see a man leaning against the bar, smirking at her. “Come on, baby girl. Let’s make this night unforgettable.”

In the heart of a quiet town, a centuries-old curse stirs from the shadows. Long ago, on Valentine’s Day, Mary’s life ended in betrayal and blood. Now, her spirit lingers in a monstrous vessel—a cursed cat that brings death to any who dare speak her name. When teenage orphan Tasha Monroe adopts a stray cat at her boarding school, she unknowingly invites an ancient evil into her life. As students begin to vanish and chilling whispers of Mary’s curse resurface, fear grips the school’s ivy-covered halls. No one is safe from the creature that lurks in the night—a monster that kills without warning and vanishes without a trace. But the horror doesn’t end with bloodshed. It plays with its prey—taunting, lurking, and feeding on their terror. As Tasha becomes entangled in the legend, she realizes the curse is more personal than she could have imagined. With the town descending into chaos and the shadows tightening around her, Tasha must uncover the truth behind Mary’s wrath. But the question remains—can the monster be stopped, or is death inevitable once the name Mary is spoken? In Black Valentine, love and betrayal intertwine with vengeance and blood. And once the curse is awakened, the only gift Valentine’s Day brings… is death.

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

Valentine (Mei), a gifted waterbender, discovers she is the key to an ancient prophecy, destined to face a rising evil threatening her world. As she embarks on a perilous journey to master her powers, she uncovers a shocking truth about her identity. Along the way, Valentine’s heart is torn by a complicated love that defies duty and destiny. With her fate entwined in both love and war, Valentine must choose between saving her people or following the call of her heart.

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

The beginning of the XVI century. The warrior in the Astrakhan Khanate (his father's fame urged him to become a warrior) is gathering a troop to engage with the Moscow tsar in the war against Lithuania. There are views of the Volga river. There is a lot of authentic national music (Astrakhan, Kazan, Moscow). There are many kinds of authentic weapons and clothes.

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

༺ ༻ "Is this─?" "The gilded vow." ༺ ༻ Lucien Mathis de Valentine has spent years searching for his childhood friend, bound by a promise to always stay together. Raised in comfort, free from responsibility, Lucien's life changes when he's drawn into a world of unearthly secrets-and a dangerous cult seeking the power in his blood. With unexpected allies and the friend, he thought he'd lost, Lucien is pulled into a fight against forces beyond his control. As the line between worlds blurs, one question remains: How far will he go to keep the vow made in youth─and what is he willing to sacrifice for the truth?

In a world of warring empires and fragile alliances, *Valentine*, a spirited fifteen-year-old princess, lives a life of peace and privilege in the opulent court of Varelia. Raised by Emperor Aldric and Empress Serene, she believes herself to be their beloved daughter, adored by her older brother Marcus and looked up to by her mischievous younger brother Elias. But Valentine’s idyllic life is built on a secret—one that threatens to unravel when her true family arrives at the palace.

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

Mr. Green is a former yakuza leader who arrives in Romania, where he will become a detective and help solve several cases, some funny, others in which his very life is at stake.

An angel, lost on Earth after failing to return to heaven, reincarnated as a human but retained his celestial powers. As he aged, the power became too much for his mortal body, leaving him lonely despite having siblings. He eventually made a close friend and, knowing his time was short, began distributing his powers through injections of his celestial blood. His friend was the first to receive powers, followed by the angel's sister and many others. To help these new power-bearers, the angel created a separate universe above Earth with a school where they could learn to harness their celestial aura. The angel ruled the school until his friend, seeking control, demanded a share. When the angel refused, the friend took over during his absence, ruling with an iron fist and sparking a deadly war. The angel returned to find his friend had married his sister, and they had a daughter. Heartbroken, the angel banished them and their followers to a sealed realm called Terra Firma. Before departing on another journey, he appointed twelve powerful beings to govern his universe and placed his niece and her descendants in charge of the school. Then, the angel disappeared, leaving his legacy behind.

Magical, weird, funny, ridiculous and frustrating piece of art. A group of teens living the ordinary life of going to school, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend, going to prom and so on, ends up on a field trip that changes their lives forever. Will the change in their life be for the better or for the worse? Will they get their dream lovers? Will they remain the same teens who biggest problems is how to get a date for prom or would they have to mature much faster than their peers? Only time would tell the change in their lives. Should they embrace it... or fear it.

One shot novel to celebrate Valentine's day 2025 (even if it's 1 day late...)

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!