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Little Goliath

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)
THADDEOUSSo7 · 3.8K Views

The Viola Knights A Sci-Fi Symphony

Buckle up, space cowboys! We're about to embark on a wild ride through the cosmos that'll make your head spin faster than a pulsar. Our intrepid pilot thought they were in for a smooth cruise between star systems, but boy, were they wrong! One minute they're cruising through subspace, the next - WHAM! Their ship's split in two like a cosmic banana split. But here's the kicker: half the ship (and half the pilot!) materializes in a world of high-tech gadgetry, while the other half lands in a realm where magic rules supreme. Talk about being in two places at once! Our discombobulated pilot, now with a serious case of interdimensional jet lag, gets rescued by a group calling themselves the "Knights." Don't expect shining armor though - these folks are more into mining than jousting. They do, however, sport some nifty mech suits that would make any medieval knight green with envy. Why the heavy-duty gear, you ask? Well, in one world, they're dodging dinosaurs on steroids, while in the other, they're fending off magical beasts that look like they've stepped right out of a fantasy novel gone wrong. As our hero(es) settle into their new double life, mining manganese nodules on one side and magical stones on the other, they think they've got it made. But hold onto your helmet, because space pirates, cosmic anomalies, and mysterious forces are about to turn their world(s) upside down! Who knew being torn in half could lead to such an exciting life? Strap in, folks - this split-personality space opera is about to take off!
adjahobrisa6937 · 2.4K Views

MAGIKA MILITARY

In a galaxy governed by a powerful alliance, wizards and mages are the guardians of peace, wielding extraordinary magic and the unique power known as the "Voice." This ability, unlike ordinary spells, is deeply personal and irreplicable, marking its possessor with singular prowess. However, the universe is in turmoil. The death of the Alliance's greatest hero, Kayn, at the hands of the ruthless Demon Lord, has left a gaping void in the leadership and threatened the fragile order. Amidst this chaos, a diverse group of young cadets from the prestigious Sorna Military Academy is thrust into the forefront of a looming conflict. Meet Unit A1: Takeru and Takemichi Windrider - Celestial mage twins whose synergy in battle is unmatched. Kurosawa Kamo - A mysterious figure with hidden depths. Kai Zamira - A fierce Arcadian warrior with a strong sense of honor. Reiko Sato - A navigator whose melodies guide their journey. Dustin McCoy - The cocky cowboy with a knack for getting into and out of trouble. Ren Takagi - The carefree mage whose laid-back demeanor belies his formidable skills. Zoran Krasic - A brooding ex-miner, driven by a deep-seated grudge. As these recruits face rigorous training and their first daunting missions, they must navigate personal rivalries, unveil secretive agendas, and confront a rising demonic threat. Their journey will take them across the galaxy, facing treacherous enemies and uncovering the secrets behind the coveted "Military." Will they be able to rise above their challenges and fill the void left by Kayn's death? Can they prevent the Alliance from splintering under the weight of war and internal strife? Join Unit A1 on an epic quest filled with thrilling battles, complex characters, and a fight for the very soul of their galaxy. As they discover their destinies and forge their paths, only the strongest will emerge to lead the future. New chapters are released regularly, so dive into the action and witness the rise of a new generation of heroes!
0LOCKHART · 15.1K Views

Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
DamnPlotArmor · 2M Views

Cooper Black

Picture this: a bunch of American outlaws, the kind who lent money to fellow criminals with a "robbery loan" interest rate, decide they want their cash back. But hold on to your spurs, because just as they're gearing up for a wild ride, they get a call from an anti-criminal organization. Yeah, you heard that right — these outlaws now have a side hustle working for the good guys! So, as they're mulling over whether to return the borrowed money or embark on a career change, boom! Foreign troops crash the American party like they're searching for the world's best hot dogs. Now, our reckless outlaws, the true connoisseurs of chaos, find themselves with a new mission: bring peace back to the land of the free. Enter Cooper Black, the modern American cowboy with a penchant for crashing criminal parties. He's not your typical cowboy; he's more likely to ride a motorcycle than a horse, and his arsenal of six-shooters has been upgraded to automatic assault rifles. Cooper spends his days attacking big mafia leaders, terrorists, and any troublemakers who dare disturb his afternoon nap. But wait, there's more! In between taking down bad guys, Cooper has hobbies that would make even the most seasoned daredevils raise an eyebrow. You can certainly expect this vigilante cowboy to be meticulously crafting miniature cactus gardens and hosting tea parties for his action figures, at home. Will Cooper and his ragtag gang of outlaws manage to reclaim their cash, complete the anti-criminal organization's missions, and kick those foreign troops out of the good ol' U.S. of A? Grab your popcorn and saddle up, partner—it's time for a rootin' tootin' adventure with Cooper Black, the cowboy who's wilder than a rodeo bull on roller skates!
Distil · 20.4K Views
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