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To transmigrate into a world of cultivation as a loser? What's the point of even trying to cultivate? After a burst of rainbow light, Yang Zhen instantly hits the jackpot! Any cultivation method he sees instantly maxes out, there’s too many to learn! The pills he refines not only save lives, but also grant eternal youth. How many saints and fairies are desperately seeking his help, willing to agree to any condition! The weapons he forges can challenge god-like emperors and can even stab their way into the underworld - every single one makes heaven and earth tremble, and even gods and demons retreat in fear! "I, Yang Zhen, never show off, because I'm genuinely unbeatable!" ………… Group one: 542062672 (full) Group two: 818906415 (spaces available)

"Das neue Buch 'Gescholten wie der Stern des Todes - Alle Großen der Hauptstadt wollen mich verderben' ist jetzt erhältlich!" Auch bekannt als "Reborn Era: Reich werden mit dem Check-In-System". [Ein körperlich starkes weibliches Kraftpaket gegen einen rachsüchtigen, sarkastischen und eleganten männlichen Protagonisten] Nach einer Laborexplosion kehrt Lin Tang in diese verarmte Ära zurück und ist an ein Check-in-System gebunden. Bevor sie das Geschenkpaket für die Neuankömmlinge in Empfang nehmen kann, kommt ihr Verlobter, der sich selbstbewusst gibt, um die Verlobung zu lösen. Der Grund: Er ist dabei, sich einen festen Job zu sichern. Lin Tang sieht den einfachen, aber selbstsicheren Mann an, spitzt leicht ihre roten Lippen und sagt: "...Schluss machen!" Weniger als einen Monat später wurde ihr Ex-Verlobter aus irgendeinem Grund gefeuert. Lin Tang machte einen Spaziergang durch den Bezirk und wurde leitender Angestellter der Rundfunkstation in der Textilfabrik. Interne OS des Ex-Verlobten: Ist es jetzt zu spät, sich zu versöhnen? - Diese Zeiten waren hart! Obwohl sie von ihren drei großen Brüdern und ihren Eltern sehr geschätzt wurde, brauchte man für alles, von Lebensmitteln über Kleidung bis hin zu Seife, Gutscheine... Selbst ein sparsamer Lebenswandel konnte die miserable Lage nicht lindern. Beim Anblick des schwarzen Breis in der Schüssel verstummte Lin Tang: "......". Zum Glück hatte sie ein System! Brauchen Sie etwas? Einfach einchecken, um es zu bekommen. - Viele Jahre später. Ein gut aussehender Mann schaute seine zierliche Frau mit dem hellen Teint an und schaffte es, sein Gesicht nicht zu verziehen, als er sagte: "Ich habe gehört, du kannst ein Wildschwein mit nur zwei Schlägen ausschalten?" Lin Tangs Augen funkelten, ihre Finger übten sanft Kraft aus, und der Emaillekrug in ihrer Hand verformte sich. Sie antwortete streng: "Unsinn! Glauben Sie nicht an diese Gerüchte. Wir sind zivilisierte Menschen und können nicht so barbarisch sein!"

"O novo livro 'Repreendida como a Estrela da Morte, Todos os Grandes Nomes da Capital Correm para me Mimarem' está disponível agora!" Também conhecido como "Era Renascida: Enriquecendo com o Sistema de Check-In." [Uma protagonista feminina poderosa físicamente vs. um protagonista masculino vingativo, sarcástico e elegante] Após uma explosão em laboratório, Lin Tang retorna àquela era empobrecida e fica vinculada a um sistema de check-in. Antes que ela tenha tempo de reivindicar o pacote de boas-vindas para novatos, seu noivo, exalando confiança, vem para romper o noivado. A razão sendo, ele está prestes a conseguir um emprego estável. Lin Tang olha para o homem comum, porém autoconfiante, entreabriu seus lábios vermelhos e disse, "...rompa!" Menos de um mês depois, seu ex-noivo foi demitido por alguma razão. Lin Tang passeou pelo condado e se tornou a oficial executiva da Estação de Radiodifusão na Fábrica Têxtil. OS interno do ex-noivo: É tarde demais para reconciliar agora? - Aqueles tempos eram difíceis! Apesar de ser valorizada por seus três irmãos mais velhos e pais, tudo, desde comida até tecido e até sabonete, exigia cupons... Até viver de maneira frugal não conseguia aliviar a condição miserável. Olhando para a pasta preta na tigela, Lin Tang ficou em silêncio, “......” Graças a Deus, ela tinha um sistema! Precisa de alguma coisa? É só fazer o check-in para obtê-lo. - Muitos anos depois. Um homem bonito olhou para sua delicada esposa de tez clara, conseguindo manter o rosto sério enquanto dizia, “Ouvi dizer que você pode nocautear um javali com apenas dois socos?” Os olhos de Lin Tang brilharam, seus dedos exercendo delicadamente força, e o Jarro de Esmalte em sua mão deformou. Ela respondeu de maneira séria, “Bobagem! Não acredite nesses boatos. Somos pessoas civilizadas e não podemos ser tão bárbaros!”

Lucas Yohan, originally born in a world filled with magic and mana, gets transmigrated for the second time into an advanced interstellar world that blends strange magic and technology in ways he never thought could be possible. Upon awakening, he discovers that his transmigrations were no coincidences and is now in possession of the Crafts-God System, a system dedicated to creating a new successor to the deceased Crafts-God, who is an existence with the ability to create anything and everything. Lucas decides to fulfill the goal of the system and become the new Crafts-God, but he's faced with an incredulous challenge; he can't learn magic. @@@@@@@@@ Special Note: The system might appear as controling in the first few chapters, but don't let this get to you. I've attached a few explanations for this in the comment section. In celebration of the Christmas festival, there will be massive slashes to privilege for December: Tier 1 Aperture Opener (2 chapters) would be 5 coins instead of 20 coins (a 75% slash). Tier 2 Moon Walker (5 chapters) would be 100 coins instead of 250 coins (a 60% slash). Tier 3 Star-Lord (8 chapters) would be 199 coins instead of 399 coins (50% slash). Tier 4 Paragon (12 chapters) is now 399 coins instead of 799 coins (a 50% slash) with a 5% discount on chapters. Tier 5 Unknown (15 chapters) would be 699 coins instead of 999 coins (a 30% slash) with a 10% discount on chapters. There would be at least one chapter daily at either: 11pm-12am GMT 6pm-7pm EST (Eastern Standard Time) 12am-1am WAT and CEST (West African Time and Central European Time) 6am-7am ICT (IndoChina Time) 8:30am-9:30am ACT (Australian Central Time) or 4pm GMT 5pm WAT and CEST (West African Time and Central European Time) 11am EST (Eastern Standard Time) 11pm ICT (IndoChina Time) 1:30am ACT (Australian Central Time) If there are extra/bonus chapters, it would also be uploaded during these times. DISCLAIMER: Cover art is AI generated until I can afford/get an artist. Nothing here is an imitation or copy of anything based in reality. Despite being action, I do not promote violence, murder, theft, plagiarism, racism, or any vices in this work.

After living her hometown in persuit of a life detached from her family's abysmal ways, Siyolise finds means to make every difference count. Sandile, one of kin, offers to help her make her start in Pretoria's promising doors. Doors of hopes and opportunities. But brought up from unspoken mete, she faces obstacles mirroring her very self. Siyo never wants to go back. Never wants to think back. Things turn against her when her lack of trust in people proves to be forever tied to her, and mutual bonds broken. And bad luck seems to follow her yet again, this time, by the literal burden of her kindness. When someone forgets a diary of theirs at the store she works at, she decides to return it to the owner. Especially since the book spawns unnatural creatures out of thin air. In her dependence, Siyolise discovers the dark side of the south side the hardest way imaginable. It is Sandile's controlling girlfriend that Siyolise is then forced to take cover elsewhere supported by the minimum of her earnings. Hope can always become lost, but humanity outshines bad. Who needs a hero when a clumsy guy's got your back? !!! Reader's discretion is advised!!! #comingofage #journals #sa.urbanlegends #iloveelectrinicdancemusic ~ story is better told in your engagement. Paused another to hone my skills with wordsmithing, tis to say welcome to my world for sightseeing and more

"What will you do if life suddenly offers you a second chance? When your heart freezes in fear and your hands tremble with helplessness... What will you choose? To give up or to fight? Welcome to a world where magic is not a privilege but a weapon wielded by the strongest. Here, there is no room for mistakes, and the price of failure is... Death." "After the anomaly on the Sun, the world changed forever. People began to be born with a mysterious organ — The Mana Core—that could grant extraordinary abilities. However, not everyone could awaken this power. Those who did became known as 'Celestials' — guardians of humanity standing on the border between the human world and the nightmare spilling from the mystical Gates." "Park Hyun Woo, an ordinary young boy from Seoul, South Korea has been forced to care for his younger sister after losing their parents, working tirelessly day and night. One day, he decides to change his fate and take the test to awaken his Mana Core. But his results are far from ideal: He becomes the weakest Celestial, an E-rank holder. Yet destiny has something much greater in store for him." "Caught in an ambush within the Gates, Hyun Woo becomes the sole survivor of his group. Upon awakening, he discovers he has gained a unique ability—a System that transforms his life into something akin to a game. Now, a path of strength, struggle, and mysteries lies ahead, leading him to uncover not only the secrets of his past but also the true nature of magic itself." "Can Park Hyun Woo, starting from the very bottom, rise to the top? What price will he have to pay for the power to change the world? And who — or what — is behind the System that now controls his life?"

Aiden, a homeless child, meets more trouble. But unknown to him, a god has taken a liking to his situation. Release schedule*** .Sunday .Monday .Wednesday .Friday

Matthew Franklin wakes up in a new world as Park Jason Gabriel, the illegitimate son of a wealthy South Korean family. After his mother's death, he moves in with his paternal family, where he faces humiliation and the burden of his hidden status. At thirteen, he endures a difficult life until he leaves for the States, only to be forced back by his family. Now, he must take his older brother's place in an arranged marriage to Kim Seo-yeon, an heiress facing a crisis. Bound by tradition, the marriage is non-negotiable, requiring them to stay together for at least three years. Jason must navigate his new and unwanted life under these circumstances.

August was in pain when his wife left him for a wealthier man. He drowned himself in alcohol every day. He became homeless too and lost everything. One night, August was walking to the park where he always sleeps when he heard screams. There he saw a creature devouring the woman's flesh. Just when August thought he would die, a system suddenly activated for him. Now he could see things and get weapons, unlike the others. August used this to save himself and others. They built a small sanctuary. Just when August thought his life was finally going okay despite the apocalypse happening to their world. He learned that his ex-wife was still alive. Will he save her? Or continue the life he built without her? PS. Currently updating on Royalroad. But you can read ahead on my Patreon page.

¿Por qué a todo lo que entregamos nuestra pasión y dedicación, acaba por quemarnos?¿Por que cuando llegas a tener todo lo que amas, te lo arrebatan sin piedad alguna? Un día puedes estar feliz e y intentado crear una boda maravillosa, y al otro estar sufriendo, por la desaparición de esta. El amor puede ser efímero, dos mundos muy diferentes. Serán capaz de volver a confiar, en aquello que se les arrebato con tanto dolor. Una historia que muestra como nuestros protagonistas, luchar por volver a creer en aquello que se les arrebato y confiar uno en el otro, para que no vuelva a suceder.

Standing on the battlefield of Afghanistan in 1981, the bearded Muhammad looked serious and carried the RPG on his shoulder. The crushing of the T-62, the bombing of the Hind, and the roar of the Shile River would not make the Afghan guerrillas surrender! Drive away the Soviets and liberate Afghanistan! Defeat India and India and dominate South Asia! Inadvertently, Muhammad became the de facto ruler of Afghanistan. Inadvertently, Muhammad was pushed to the position of President of Pakistan by the coup soldiers. Inadvertently, Muhammad divided India into several pieces, leaving only a tiny place for India. Even the American aircraft carrier formation was swept back to America by the roaring waves of the Indian Ocean. The Indian Ocean is Muhammad's backyard!

After waking up with no memories of who he is or where he comes from, Avery Reed finds himself covered in blood, torn clothes, pains all over his body and surrounded by strange people whose language he cannot understand. After a little investigation, Avery realizes that he had been transmigrated into a strange world filled with mystical creatures and people with supernatural powers called The Foci. Avery, however, has no time to relax as he is thrown into different situations that tests his strength and willpower, unlocking memories from his past as a skilled fighter and in a pivotal moment, becoming a Foci with the power to…

o jovem Jay Park leva a vida que sempre sonhou tem um namorado inteligente e responsável um emprego promissor e a companhia de seu melhor amigo Park jimin, com quem divide um lindo apartamento.

Koi Yamamoto left behind his old life in the hope of living a fresh one in a new college, only to end up falling into a mess due to his kindness and ended up becoming homeless and penniless... Airi Ito, a college girl, a Non-government organization leader, and the daughter of a wealthy business tycoon. even though she is hailed as the perfect girl no matter where she stands she could be a clumsy one who doesn't even know the simplest of the housework, From becoming homeless to finding a new home. Watch how their paths will cross and they will come closer while living together, at college, or on a date... Helping each other grow, while growing closer, Will Koi's mother's saying come true!? Will his kindness be returned by a thousand times!? Get reading to know~

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A society that was once known changed after a strange virus hits the epicenter of the world, everyday life changed. The life that was once flourishing was now being wiped out and when the virus hits New York, things start to take a turn for the worse. Half of the population is wiped out, but among the deaths, the dead start rising. Far from home, our heroine must escape the largest place to be overrun, and with nowhere to call home, she must find a way to survive. Can also be found on Inkitt.com

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In a pitch-black forest, park ranger Howard navigates through looming oaks, investigating paranormal reports that tarnish the park's reputation. Doubts plague him about his hasty hiring. As silence envelops him, fear escalates, and he senses a lurking menace. Desperate for escape, he races toward a flickering light—only to be consumed by darkness.

Tang Feng had been just an ordinary milk tea shop employee before one day, the lady boss called him to her room, and he learned what "hidden rules" really meant...

Morgana runs away from her despicable mate and spends a day with a stranger. They sexually bond but the next morning, he is nowhere to be found and Morgana is later captured by her mate who was ever ready to punish and torture her.  What she didn't know was that she had kissed a Lycan King and he made her Luna of his park, the Royal blue Park and had chosen her as his mate. When he rescues her later, he takes her to his park but life in the Royal blue park wasn't as she expected.  As Morgana deals with a new park problem, finding out about the Lycan king's past marriage and enemies, she finds out that she's different from other werewolves. Will the Lycan king protect her when she finds she was pregnant on her own too or will she have to compete for his  attention? Will she navigate this challenge and hopefully finally do the impossible- uniting the werewolves, the Lycans and Vampires.

Bercerita mengenai seorang mahasiswa jurusan bahasa Indonesia di Hankuk University korea selatan yang suka menulis cerita. Kecintaanya terhadap cerita membuat Park Hae Ji mencari berbagai inspirasi dalam menulis. Namun dalam kegiatan observasinya kali ini, secara tidak sadar dia tertarik pada pemandangan pohon emas yang ada di hadapanya. Ketertarikan itu mampu membuat roh alam bernama Ginko yang tinggal disana keluar dan menemuinya. Pertemuan yang tidak diduga membuat Park Hae Ji harus menentukan pilihan. Satu fenomena yang sering kali terjadi ketika seseorang terlempar kedunia lain telah dia alami. Berada di dunia lain dengan tubuh yang lemah meski bagian dari ras berumur panjang, park hae Ji harus bertahan di dunia asing dengan segela kemungkinan peristiwa yang dapat membunuhnya. Hanya berbekal pengetahuan akan cerita fantasi umum yang telah dia baca dan kemampuannya dalam menulis cerita, Park hae-Ji dituntut beradaptasi dengan dunia yang kini dia tinggali. Dunia dimana kehancuran telah diramalkan dan tengah menuju pada kenyataan akhir dari dunia. Ini adalah kisah seorang penulis pemula berusaha mengubah skenario yang telah di tetapkan sebagai takdirnya. Tidak ada yang tahu akhir cerita dari dunia itu. Karena skenario kehancuran dunia itu baru saja dimulai. “Jika takdir dari dunia ini menuju kehancuran, maka untuk alasan apa mereka tetap melawannya?”

Emma and Lily Aston are identical twins, bound by blood but divided by ambition and heartache. After a decade of unwavering devotion to her husband, Ryan Park, Emma's world shatters when he hands her a divorce agreement, revealing his love for another woman. Heartbroken and desperate, Emma jumps from a building, only to awaken ten years in the past, gifted with a second chance to rewrite her fate. Determined to reclaim her life, Emma vows to avoid the mistakes of the past, but as she navigates a new career and redefines her identity, she must confront the unresolved feelings she still harbors for Ryan. Meanwhile, Lily grapples with her own emotions as she falls for Ryan’s rival, adding tension to their already complicated family dynamics. As the twins face hidden family secrets, corporate rivalries, and the haunting specter of betrayal, they must learn the true meaning of love, loyalty, and forgiveness.

After catching his wife in bed with his boss on the night of their one year wedding anniversary, Jeremiah Garrick also gets news that his sick mother just passed away. Jeremiah is living the worse moment of his life and he contemplates ending it all. However, a number left behind by his mother as her last gift to him changes his life when he calls it. Jeremiah finds out that he is not alone. He is the heir of a family that rules the entire world and with the power bestowed upon him, he makes those who dared to look down on him face the consequences of their actions.

In this story, Park Hyun-So was just a typical person you might see walking by; there was nothing particularly noteworthy about him. Up until the day he unexpectedly discovered himself in the omegaverse, a brand-new world, as if his life wasn't already difficult enough, he now had to deal with an entirely new set of risks and difficulties. He began to find himself in quite risky situations before he could hardly learn about the circumstances he was in. Park Hyun-So found herself in this predicament due to the actions of Kim Do-Jin, a well-known scientist in this new world . During one of Kim Do-Jin's experiments, he unintentionally pulled Park Hyun-So into the omegaverse by opening a gateway that connected the human world to it. As they both struggled to find a way to resolve this situation, they realized that their fates were intertwined in ways they never could have imagined. Before the government could find out about Park Hyun-So, they had to come up with a plan to keep him hidden and safe. Their lives were entwined in ways they could never have predicted as they both tried to figure out how to get out of this tragedy. Their connection transcends the boundaries of their worlds, leading them to discover a love that defies all odds. To secure a future together, they must face not just the obstacles of the omegaverse but also their own personal conflicts. What originally prompted Park Hyun-So's appearance in this world? How they will overcome the challenges that await them remains to be seen. Only time will tell.

"M-Mr. Li, something terrible has happened. Your office has been vandalized," the secretary said as she hurriedly and anxiously approached Li Zhenteng. Li Zhenteng's rose-colored lips inched closer to Shen Ning's red lips when he was interrupted, and he growled, "Damn it, who dare to be so bold?" "M-Mr. Li, it's a four or five-year-old kid. He claimed that you bullied his mommy." "Uh..." Li Zhenteng immediately straightened his posture, his face serious. "M-Mr. Li, something terrible has happened. Your project materials have been stolen!" the flustered secretary burst into the room while Li Zhenteng was conducting an emergency senior executive meeting. "How dare they! Who dares to be so audacious?" Li Zhenteng said furiously. "M-Mr. Li, it's three little kids. They say that you've hurt their mommy." The executives couldn't help but chuckle among themselves when they heard that. Li Zhenteng shrank into himself and cleared his throat. "Ahem, let's continue the meeting..."

She was born to die but raised to live. She changed her town and saved the people she called family despite the outside rules. He changes the world by killing the bad. He is a ghost in the night with a heart of stone. A heart that can't stop thinking about her. Together they are unstoppable.

In a world where dinosaurs never went extinct, humanity has learned to live alongside these awe-inspiring creatures, sharing the Earth in a delicate balance of nature and civilization. Nestled in a remote, uncharted region, a wildlife reserve has been established to protect both the creatures and the remnants of an ancient civilization lost to time. Jayce, a devoted park ranger with a deep bond to the creatures he protects, has always found peace in the tranquil rhythms of the reserve. But when strange disturbances begin to unsettle the park's delicate ecosystem, he finds himself at the center of a mystery far beyond his understanding. The animals' behavior shifts, unseen forces seem to stir, and previously inaccessible ruins now appear to be revealing long-held secrets. Along with Ava, a fellow park ranger with a passion for the ancient past, Jayce begins to investigate the ruins that hold cryptic clues about a forgotten era. Their search, however, draws the attention of Sullivan, a mysterious figure from an undercover organization, whose motives are far from clear. What begins as a quest to restore balance to the park's natural order soon unearths secrets that could reshape their understanding of the world. As Jayce, Ava, and Sullivan venture deeper into the ruins, they encounter ancient artifacts, cryptic writings, and a hidden force that threatens the future of both the park and life as they know it. With every discovery, they are pulled closer to uncovering a powerful truth-one that could either save or doom them all.

As the Spring Festival approaches, lanterns are hung on both sides of the streets, and every household is busy cleaning and preparing for the New Year, creating a strong festive atmosphere. After Zhang Zhengqi sees off the Municipal Party Secretary Li Fengshu at the train station, he receives a phone call informing him that someone has jumped off the building at the Municipal Government Building. He rushes to the scene and finds the deceased to be a woman from an unknown organization. The police have reported to 110 and 120, and the preliminary judgment is suicide triggered by marital emotional issues. Zhang Zhengqi decides not to immediately report to Li Fengshu, but to handle the aftermath first.After Li Fengshu took office, he consulted a classmate who was good at feng shui. The classmate believed that the feng shui of the municipal government building was not good and suggested building an artificial hill to block the negative energy from the south. The city government adopted the suggestion and invested millions in the renovation. Unexpectedly, shortly after the relocation of the municipal government agencies, a cadre died suddenly, and now there has been a suicide by jumping off the building, prompting speculation about whether it is related to feng shui.

A man wakes up on an island and is instructed to make a dinosaur park