The Scary Jokes Uzumaki

Li Susu dies unfairly and wishes for a second chance, but fate still jokes on her. "Seriously?! Is this the second chance that I am asking for?!" She was born in a world where political struggle was the deadliest. Worst of all, she was born as the ruthless and tyrant Empress Wu Jinmai! She has no one in the world who is scary and full of political schemes. Will she be able to change her faith and live a long and happy life? What kind of sacrifices does she need to make to change her fate? "I hate you; I detest you. You're my greatest nightmare, and marrying you is like a poison that slowly kills me!" Shanguan Zu Jin suppressed his feelings for the people. He had longed for her. He wants to love and spoil her, but fate has changed her. Will his love be rekindled as the tyrant empress suddenly changes? Is there a second chance for his unrequited love, or…? Find out the answers as the story of the tyrant empress and her emperor consort begins. PS: This is purely a work of fiction. Organization, events, situations, and names are purely created by the author's imagination. Thank you.

CAN TWO WRONGS MAKE a RIGHT? Follow the journey of a girl name Angelina Jules,who turn from Angelina to lamashtu[a female demon]after she witness her parent death who were brutally killed by the enemy. Through her journey she met Oliver star the most richest and handsome man in the country who also has a secret identity called [abaddon a devil]. Oliver said possessively .."SHE'S MINE,she's too innocent for this world I want to protect her "...But is she innocent?

Dalam dunia yang penuh dengan kekayaan alam yang melimpah, manusia hidup dan berkembang biak, memperluas pengetahuan, menciptakan teknologi, untuk terus bertahan hidup. Tetapi mereka tidak sendirian, terdapat beberapa makhluk buas yang menguasai berbagai habitat yang di sebut dengan Monster. Tidak ada yang mengetahui dari mana mereka berasal, mereka bahkan sudah ada sejak lama, mereka hidup, berkembang biak, dan berevolusi. Karena takut akan adanya serangangan dari monster, terbentuk lah beberapa kelompok pemburu berbakat dari berbagai wilayah yang dikenal sebagai Guardians of the Hunt untuk menjaga keseimbangan alam dan melindungi umat manusia dari ancaman Monster yang meluas. Di sebuah desa bernama Astoria, seorang pemburu muda dan bersemangat bernama Aria mendapatkan kesempatan untuk bergabung ke Guardians of the Hunt setelah menjalani ujian yang melelahkan. Bersama dengan rekan-rekannya, mereka berpetualang melintasi berbagai daerah, menghadapi Monster yang menakutkan, menguak misteri Monster kuno, dan memperkuat ikatan sebagai Hunter.

(DON'T read it if you don't want to get depressed, lose some brain cells, be filled with rage and get satisfied.) I warned you. -- Rebecca finally broke off her loveless marriage of seven years with the wealthiest and most influential family in England, the Aldines.  Marrying Winston Aldine out of convenience and hope to one day love her is one of the regretful decisions she made when she was a naive young girl.  After three years of no contact with the Aldine family, she finally got the courage and power to take back her kids and pay back the Aldines for what they did to her for the past ten years, with the help of her past lover, Vanh Huxley. -- A story of a mother, daughter, and woman who ascended from the bottom to the summit of the pyramid.  --Excerpt-- "You're really cruel, aren't you?" She says in between her sobs. She then wipes her tears and takes a deep breath. "I have loved you enough, and..." she paused and intently looked him in the eyes. "I think I'm finally done this time. I'm done loving you, darling." He froze in his spot because he knows deep down that she's telling the truth; her eyes are always innocent and honest; that's why he chose her. (A/N: Want more? Read it now :) Don't forget to add it to your library, ok? xoxo)

A collection of horror stories set during Christmas, where the warmth and cheer of the holiday season are overshadowed by dark, sinister forces. Each tale explores the eerie and unexpected side of the holidays, blending traditional Christmas elements with terrifying twists. The stories evoke a sense of dread, turning familiar Christmas symbols into harbingers of fear and uncertainty, leaving the characters—and the readers—wondering what horrors lurk behind the festive facade. The collection weaves together suspense, mystery, and terror, all set against the backdrop of the most wonderful time of the year.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

I want to quit being a guardian knight because the love of the saint is too heavy.

Have you ever wondered how a person who was supposed to be dead was walking in front of you? Or why you are trapped in a mysterious paranormal game and the rules that are set in place to protect you are falling apart, or maybe you just want a short spine chilling tale to end the day? Have you ever just thought about paranormal things? Most people will tell you they are nonsense but here, we will learn about all the paranormal with you. But be warned, some of these tales are true...

Hi some of yall might recognize the cover, this is the redo of my old novel that I decided to stopped writing, I felt horrible for months after disappearing. Now I decided to continue and finish it. I hope my old readers come and find this book again. Below is the synopsis. A story of a boy name Vesper Nine who lives in a magical medieval world, dreaming of becoming a dragon knight to protect the land of Astafel from abyssal creatures and wicked dragons but after awakening his true power, the reality between worlds began to collapse. What kind of power does this boy hold to be able to bring such chaos?

[Updates will slow down because of I have to study for my exams] Keith's life was totally destroyed. One minute it was normal, the next, hell on earth. The day everything went wrong, he lost the person he loved most. Now, Keith's heart was filled with hatred and anger. "I'll kill them all," he growled, his voice barely above a whisper. "I swear it." Keith's mind was consumed by revenge. No mercy. No pity. He'd make them pay. The old Keith was gone. A ruthless avenger took his place. Keith's quest for vengeance would know no bounds. No matter the cost. No matter the pain. Discord Server- https://discord.gg/qyK4rYfR

MC Transmigrates into the world of Naruto as a child of the Uzumaki Clan before the extermination of his clan. Follow Akashi as he find a way out of his predicament and fight to reach the top of the ninja world, what change will he bring in that dangerous world.

Naruto es el hijo del Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze y Kushina Uzumaki. Pero creció siendo un huérfano tras la muerte de sus padres el día de su nacimiento. El chico crecerá como en la historia original solo que es un poco más serio y menos tonto. Naruto tendrá todos los elementos de la naturaleza

After transmigrating, discover that there is a resurgence of Qi in the East and there is a dawn of deities in the West. When steam cannons and mystery collide, the Western Extraordinaries gradually awaken. This is a world filled with a variety of advancements, class transfers, and hidden occupations, as well as never-ending exploration. As the mystery of the West gradually unfolds, the ancient deities gradually awaken, and a fresh new world draws the curtains in front of Thulhu. What should ordinary people do when old gods revive and new gods rise? Fortunately, we have a property panel!

The book of Chaos has been handed down throughout generations of the Windsom family. Gerald Windsom, a 75 year old man and grandfather to a girl in her teens( Anna Windsom) is the current guardian to the book of chaos. The book contains all the evils of the world ruled by the ruler of chaos himself "Death". All the creatures of chaos were sealed over thousands of years ago and peace had been maintained since then. Gerald warns Anna to never open the book no matter what happens which she did promise. Will Anna listen to her grandfather and prevent the end of the world or will she decide to open the Book of Chaos?

things you see on tv, and dream about is things you should hide from now, they are real

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

This is about a forbidden love into the anime verse so read and find out

*Notice:* Updates will slow down temporarily due to exams. In a world where magic reigns, a 25-year-old mage, renowned for his exceptional prowess, fell victim to an untimely demise. But fate granted him a second chance. Reborn 5,000 years into the future, he vowed to surpass his former self. Determined to protect his loved ones, he embarked on a perilous journey to reclaim his lost power. Fortunately, the enigmatic Shinigami System stood by his side. With its cryptic guidance, he forged unbreakable bonds and unleashed devastating spells. Witness his epic ascent

ano 2020. em todo mundo um onda de mana varreu a terra todo ser vivo ou material mudou. animais. humanos. minérios. plantas. ganhou mana essa e a história de um garoto de 17 anos com o nome de Eldrin forest #fantasia

Reincarnated prodigy noble into Naruto world as a vampire with system and is half kaguya half uzumaki

Liang Weining rose to become a 'favorite' of Mr. Chen, the capital magnate of the Hong Kong Region, in just six months. The outside world said she climbed up by her beauty. No matter how good a vase might look, it can't escape being discarded once the owner grows tired of it. As such, everyone watched and waited. After three long years, they finally received news of Liang Weining's dismissal. While the entire upper circle thought Liang Weining had become history, nobody knew that on the eve of New Year's Eve, an entertainment reporter captured a romantic moment. In a black business car parked underneath the Zhonggang headquarters building, the backseat window was half-lowered, and Mr. Chen, who was always dignified and composed, unexpectedly lost control. In the mottled shadows, he grabbed the chin of a young girl and kissed her fiercely. The photos were exposed that same night, and a heavy snow fell over the Eastern Suburbs of Beijing. Inside the Mid-hill Villa, the fireplace blazed warmly. The man took the girl's soft, boneless hand from behind and guided her to write on the Xuan paper: Chen Jingyuan. "When will we go public?" he asked in a low voice. As soon as he'd finished speaking, the mobile phone screen lit up. The exclusive breaking news headline from the Hong Kong media flashed before their eyes again, and Liang Weining fretted over the news title, "Let's wait a bit longer." Chen Jingyuan's voice was slightly deep, "What are you worried about?" "My dad's blood pressure has been unstable lately." Years later, Mr. Chen gave an interview to the media, addressing personal issues. Reporter: "For you, what was the biggest obstacle in pursuing Mrs. Chen back then?" Mr. Chen paused for a few seconds, then smiled lightly, "My father-in-law's blood pressure." - High-ranking man X female secretary | 90% sweet | 8 years older.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

In a realm where swords clash, magic flows, and mythical beasts roam, three teenagers—Seraphina Eamon and Tenzin embark on an epic quest to uncover the secrets of an ancient civilization long forgotten. Their journey begins when they stumble upon a mysterious artifact in the ruins of a once-great city, awakening the attention of dark forces that seek to control its power. As they delve deeper into the past, the trio discovers lost knowledge that could reshape their world, including powerful spells, forgotten history, and the tragic fate of a fallen people. Guided by cryptic clues and ancient texts, they traverse treacherous landscapes, battling fierce beasts and overcoming magical trials that test their courage and friendship. Along the way, they encounter allies and adversaries who challenge their beliefs and push their limits. As the stakes rise, the teens must confront their own fears and insecurities, learning that the true strength lies not only in their individual abilities but in their bond as friends. Together, they unravel the mysteries of the past, striving to protect their future from the shadows of history that threaten to rise again.

[Mature Content] What do you do when your only ruler is about to lose their life to an illness? Do you seek out every medical specialist you can find? Or do you bargain for the help of something supernatural? And what do you do when they come knocking for payment? Ever since Empress Arabella took the throne, there has been peace in the Empire, but she lacks a husband and an heir. When tragedy strikes as an unexplained illness takes over her body, her advises rush to the aid of someone who is only willing to help, if she agrees to marry him... With enemies turning to loves, and a love story that reaches through time. Will Arabella agree to the terms or allow death to take her? Tropes Included: Vampires - Who hurt you? - Dark Romance - Fated Mates - Enemies to Lovers - Touch Her & Die - Force Proximity - Supernatural - Morally Grey Villain - Spice - Dark Gothic Atmosphere.

Ary a talented analytic one day opens his in a five year old boy named Ren,when a tailed beast bomb flew past he quickly understood ,where he was . after Surrving the attack, Ary discovers a hidden secret about Ren which he thought was just a civilian boy . follow him as he teies to manipulate manipulate evry scenario for his personal gain and became a civilian orphan to a strong ninja . 1.There will be original arcs about Ren's secret. As Ary will also try to find origin of his transmigration 2.Ary is a analytic so expect some arcs where he will also play mind games with his enemys. 3. Many training arcs will be there 4. MC won't be op from the beginning. ps: This is my first time writing a novel so there might be some issues with my writing ,but i will try to improve with each chapter so all the pointer regarding my writing and story line are welcomed.

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out