Shf Deadpool

Author: Lone Raut Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds): Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.) But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!. Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso. They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red. And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife. So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time. TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious . Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Héla a été tué par Surtur, mais comme souvent dans le MCU, la mort n'est pas la fin. ------------------------- Bonjour c'est Benoit Valtin, ce n'est pas ma première histoire, mais je me connais, je ne suis pas un ecrivain, je fini rarement ce que j'ai commencer c'est pourquoi je vais faire des chapitres assez cours, pour exposer mes idées Une fois fini j'espère que quelqu'un de plus engager et avec PLUS de talent, reprendra mon scènario pour en faire l'oeuvre qu'elle mérite d'être. Je n'est pas vu d'histoire sur Hela dans un multivers alors ca ma donner envie de tenté le coup. PS: je ne suis pas accro au multivers a outrance donc j'en resterai a dbz au niveau du systeme

Harley Davis was your average coffee-slinging comic book nerd living a perfectly ordinary life in Miami—until he fell asleep reading his favorite Deadpool comic and woke up in a grimy New York City apartment. His prized comic? Still with him. His normal life? Gone. And his new reality? Let’s just say it feels suspiciously like a Marvel crossover event gone horribly wrong. When Wolverine shows up claiming Harley’s comic has broken the multiverse and Deadpool bursts in with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, Harley’s life takes a turn for the absurd. Suddenly, he’s not just a barista; he’s the unwitting center of a cosmic calamity involving malfunctioning dimensions, bickering superheroes, and a fourth wall that’s practically in shambles. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel lore, a knack for sarcastic banter, and a growing suspicion that Deadpool is enjoying this way too much, Harley must navigate a chaotic multiverse filled with quirky allies, terrifying foes, and plot twists that could rival any comic book. Can a regular guy with zero powers survive a world where the rules of reality bend like rubber? Or will Harley’s journey end in a disaster big enough to wipe out the entire multiverse? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through a story that blurs the line between fandom and reality.

dare to kill dare to read like a god

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Rosa Yukimura life has not always been easy but she has always believed she was just a ordinary freshman even after finding out her sister, Kira wasn't all that human but when her name shows up on the deadpool for the supernatural, her whole life gets turned upside down and there is only one person to keep her grounded, a fellow freshmen, Liam Dunbar A|N I do not any characters from Teen Wolf, I only own Rosa and her bestfriend Dylan

Saiki gos on a shcool trip to America and a serten mec with a mouth designe he is his soul mate how will saiki deal with this. Will he have to use his powers

A man gets reincarnated as deadpool with the ability to travel the multiverse First world one piece(will travel to different worlds in between) Cover belongs to mkmatsumoto

A guy named Alex White gets reincarned in Marvel(MCU) as Deadpool with some wishes.

Nothing is at me the histories is at megamatt09 https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12405173/10/

Richard Huang, by bravely sacrificing himself, is given a new chance at life. In a world filled with technology so advanced that it is indistinguishable from magic, and overrun by monsters from another dimension. Following the footsteps of his adopted father, he enrolls in Jing Tian Magic Academy to become a summoner. Wait, what? Summoning is not viable? The current meta is all about fast, aggressive burn spells or lockdown and control strategies? Getting defeated by swift combat techniques before I can summon my giant monsters? ...sucks to be me, I guess. Warning: contains a lot of parodies of other stories (most noticeably Battle Frenzy) and fourth-wall breaking. If you hate Deadpool, you'll probably hate this story too.

Bila budak bandar terpaksa bekerja di kampung,apa yang akan berlaku? Huru-haralah jawabnya! Haruto terpaksa pulang ke kampung selepas 7 tahun dan di sana di bertemu rakannya iaitu,Jenny. Dia terjebak dalam satu perangkap yang membuatkan dia terpaksa bekerja di kampung,adakah Haruto mampu bertahan dengan semua ni? Bundak bandar hensem VS Gadis kampung cantik. Apa kisah sebenar terselindung di sebalik perhubungan mereka?

A novel with détails sont if you reincarnate un it you will know what to do

(Moved to Fanfic section) WARNING!! (MTL TRANSLATION) (Cover is not mine!) (This is a chinese fanfic and its not my work. So expect some Patriotism and racism here!) As soon as Qi Yu crossed the Marvel world, he was given a level of 9999 power by the omnipotent strongest system. Captain America: “I have an indestructible vibrating shield!” Qi Yu gave a silent punch, and the shield shattered… Hulk: “I will destroy a city when I lose control!” Qi Yu silently slapped him, Huoke rushed to the street… Deadpool: “I am immortal, there is a kind of come and hit me!” Holding the pig-killing knife bought from the vegetable market yesterday, Qi Yu chopped the Deadpool into a hundred pieces and threw it into the septic tank… In short, this is a story of a guy who is close to the full level and waved in the Marvel world.

Go see the reloaded version, It is already posted and is at least 2X more long

Hi hi hi.... No esperes mucho de esta historia, podría dejarlo en cualquier momento, literalmente, en cualquier caso: El MC está un poco loco, no tanto pero bueno... algo así como Jack sparrow o deadpool o así, pero tendrá sus momentos. Solo un lobo en piel de oveja tratando de conquistar el mundo, nada del otro mundo o si?...

Are you crazy about money? Can a fruit be sold for 100 million? " "Mr. Stark, this is no ordinary fruit, but a devil fruit that can give you super powers!" … He was reborn into the world of American comics and bound to the Devil Fruit system. From then on, the world began to change. Deadpool: "It's amazing. The smooth fruit has brought me back to the peak of my appearance!" Iron Man: "Tony is very interested in the Weapon Fruit, no one can steal it from me!" Thor: "Impossible, the thunder and lightning summoned by this person is actually stronger than mine!" Captain America: "Thanos, if you can, eat the fruit of my punch again!"

Spider-Man teams up with other vigilantes of New York , Daredevil and Deadpool forming team red. Team red joins S.H.I.E.L.D after putting up with great fight with the avengers and other shield agents.Nick fury is friend of Parkers so yeah expect a twist. I don't own any of the characters in the book all belong the on and only late Stan Lee the legend who made most of our childhood better with his amazing works

It has been three years and six months and still, her thirst for vengeance grows by the day. Aleksandra Petrov is the princess of the Russian mafia who started crossing names off of her deadpool six months ago. But her one true target, Guillermo del Castillo, she has yet to get a lead on. From watching her parents get attacked to almost four years of training, she's tortured anyone she could get her hands on, and still no leads. Find out what happens when she gets paired up on a mission with the man who taught her how to fight.

An unexpected love between a vampire princess and a Japanese otaku. But, this story has a tiny twist. Renosuke is constantly breaking the forth wall while he is telling you his story. If you like Deadpool then you are going to like Blood and Love. This is going to be a 5 book series. I will write from 800- 4000 words per chapter. I am not consistent as far as that goes. Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. This book has gore, sexual content, violence, and profanity. I will post chapters every day. 1-2 chapters at least.

Algún lugar. Afuera de un edificio. Por la tarde. Con el tráfico algo abultado. En la acera. (In English next) Las personas pasaban y algunas se quedaban mirando atrás a una persona que también estaba caminando. *Murmullos* *Murmullos* Ese tipo parecía alguien de la nobleza, no era el "más" atractivo que existía pero si tenía bastante clase, un cuerpo delgado, cabello rubio bien peinado, corto hasta su nuca, ojos azules Índigos y una expresión muy aguda y despreocupada en su cara de escultura fina parecida al marfil. Se notaba de 18-20 años, pero desprendía un aura muy elegantemente adulta y sus ropas de trabajo de cuello blanco también lo eran. Llamaba mucho, aunque no tanto, la atención de ese lado de la acera, hasta que... "Yo..." Bajó la cabeza y nadie podía ver su expresión. "¡Quiero...!" Empezó a temblar y repentinamente tiró la maleta de su mano hacia el suelo con energía... "¡FOLLAAAAAAARRRRRRR!" "........." [Ding: Misión (Gritar su deseo más profundo del momento en público) Completada. - Recompensa 1: Técnica Antigua del Dragón Desvergonzado. - Recompensa 2: Abriendo Sistema de Viajes Vacacionales... - Abierto. *Felicidades* - Su primer Viaje Vacacional se realizará en tres horas. - Destino: Marvel, Deadpool, Cabina Telefónica.] Ésta será mi Tercera novela. La primera es: I am in Kuroinu? Link: https://m.webnovel.com/book/i-am-in-kuroinu-(por-longchinchin)_18107265006434905 Y la segunda es:I am in Summertime Saga? Link: https://m.webnovel.com/book/i-am-in-summertime-saga-(por-longchinchin)_18525094405011905 Actualización: Depende de mi estado de ánimo y mis ganas, de -3 a 3 capítulos por semana. No me pertenece Marvel, no me pertenece la imagen de portada, no me pertenece ningún otro personaje de cualquier otra historia que salga, no me pertenece los Animes y demás por si salen algunos, no me pertenece la historia de Marvel... ¡No me pertenece nada! ... Eso es todo. ******************** Somewhere. Outside of a building. In the afternoon. With somewhat bulky traffic. On the sidewalk. People passed by and some stared back at a person who was also walking. *Whispers* *Whispers* That guy looked like someone from the nobility, he was not the "most" attractive that existed but he was classy enough, a slim body, well-groomed blond hair, short to the nape of the neck, Indigo blue eyes and a very sharp and carefree expression on his face. of fine ivory-like sculpture. He looked 18-20 years old, but He gave off a very elegantly grown-up aura and his white-collar work clothes were too. It attracted a lot, though not so much, attention on that side of the sidewalk, until ... "I..." He lowered his head and no one could see his expression. "I want...!" He started shaking and suddenly he threw the suitcase from his hand towards the ground with energy ... "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" "........." [Ding: Mission (Shout out his deepest wish of the moment in public) Completed. - Reward 1: Ancient Technique of the Shameless Dragon. - Reward 2: Opening Vacation Travel System ... - Open. *Congratulations* - Your first Vacation Trip will take place in three hours. - Destination: Marvel, Deadpool, Telephone Booth.] This will be my third novel. The first is: I am in Kuroinu? Link: https://m.webnovel.com/book/i-am-in-kuroinu-(por-longchinchin)_18107265006434905 And the second is: I am in Summertime Saga? Link: https://m.webnovel.com/book/i-am-in-summertime-saga-(por-longchinchin)_18525094405011905 Update: It depends on my mood and my desire, from -3 to 3 chapters per week. Marvel does not belong to me, I do not own the image of cover, I do not own any other character from any other story that comes out, I do not own the Animes and others in case some come out, the Marvel story does not belong to me ... Nothing belongs to me! ... That is all.

Fear of light: Check. Regeneration faster than Deadpool: Check. Addicted to blood: Check. Handsome with white hair and red blood eyes: Not checked. Damien, who enjoys reading books, sometimes delves into vampire stories. Occasionally, he questions himself, "I wonder what it's like to be a vampire?" But he didn’t expect to find himself transmigrated into another world. Suddenly, the question he had regarded as mere curiosity from the books he had read not long ago could now be answered through personal experience.

I reincarnated into a immortal Cultivation world ok. Talents are also a thing? ... Ok I can also deal with that I'll just have too pull up my socks, train like crazy, try to meet a big boss so I can bootlick and stay under their umbrella I'm a little bit too handsome maybe I can bump into a rich big sister who can take care of me huh? [DING] What took you so long system, I waited 10 seconds for you to activate I was almost scared, I was this close to selling my body for support Wait system why do I have the sharingan as a sign in reward Give me the eye of truth that can see through everything Wait I signed in at the time emperor's statue that he built himself (couldn't he afford the labor... What a Poor ghost! ) anyway why did I get speed force as a reward I signed in at the Heavenly Resurrection lords palace and I got wolverines and Deadpool healing factor..... This I guess I can stomach it

(Just an idea for now) So, you want to get a story, eh? With action, explosions, grand plots and daily comedy haha!!! Have I got just the story for you…. Gaia has a kid. He’s got the godly conceptual powers of life, but only so far as the confines of his skin, this also means no direct external magic or death magic, and an innate affinity to all skills to the genius savant level (still requires a minimal effort to learn skills). Alchemy and rune smithing and magi craft fall under skills and indirect magic…. Also near immortal regeneration, like Deadpool without the ugly and only 1/4 the Cr4z€¥ ;P It’s a concept Im tumbling around in my head. Thinking of dropping our mc in dxd. If you like the idea you can run with it yourself