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Merging Hearts

Merging Hearts Autor: Ardlyn Synopsis In the dazzling heart of New York City, where billion-dollar deals are struck behind glass walls and legacy is everything, two powerful families wage a silent corporate war. For years, the Cater and Aldridge empires have battled for dominance—until a strategic merger is proposed that shocks both companies: a marriage between their heirs. Celine Cater, the sharp-witted and fiercely independent CEO-in-waiting of Cater Innovations, is livid when her father arranges her engagement to Blake Aldridge, the charming but calculated heir of their oldest rival. Trapped in a union she didn’t choose, Celine vows to maintain her autonomy and never fall for the man whose family once threatened everything hers stood for. Blake Aldridge, raised under the watchful eye of his powerful grandfather, knows how to play the long game. With a cool head and a devilish grin, he’s ready to fulfill his duty—but he didn’t expect Celine to be so headstrong, so captivating, or so determined to hate him. As corporate obligations collide with personal emotions, the two are thrust into a world of media scrutiny, boardroom tension, and family expectations. But beneath the friction, a slow, undeniable chemistry begins to build—challenging everything they thought they knew about loyalty, power, and love. In a world where love is the last thing on the agenda, Merging Hearts asks: what happens when the one person you were never supposed to trust is the only one who truly sees you?
Ardlyn · 13.3K Views

Collateral Flux

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)
Ranjit_Singh_6096 · 8.1K Views

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 7.3K Views

Livepool Meets Deadpool together say Fu Interpol

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.
RapeDVhit_Fknhkp · 6.9K Views

Dragons - Guardian of the Spirits

In a world where magic shapes everything, Celine is the daughter of the most powerful priestess of the Nine Kingdoms and the mighty lord of the Northern Empire. Sent to Fenymia, the renowned magical academy in the Kingdom of Kesla, Celine quickly finds herself tangled in a series of mysterious events. There, she befriends Leila, the princess of the Kingdom of Waterfall, and Harumi, the princess of the Kingdom of Yuugen. Together, they form bonds with other students, including skilled veterans who will become their allies in this journey. What begins as an accidental discovery turns into a perilous adventure when Celine encounters a mysterious creature that steals the aura and magical abilities of Fenymia’s students. As she delves deeper into the mystery, she uncovers clues linking the creature to dragons, a race believed to be extinct for centuries. Determined to uncover the truth, Celine embarks on a quest to find the creature, which has fled to distant lands, convinced it’s part of the dark forces threatening the Nine Kingdoms. Alongside her friends and new allies, Asterin, the princess of the Kingdom of Argon, Elaxi and Ikuto, mages of opposite elements, Nevra, an ice mage, Aysel, Drazhan, and Matheu, shape-shifters with unique abilities, Hiro and Felipe, two talented healers, and Raphael, a human blessed by the powerful Mage of the Night, she faces great threats that could destroy the peace between the kingdoms. As the forces of darkness grow stronger, the group is forced to make difficult choices that will test their loyalty, courage, and trust in one another. With the potential return of ancient races threatening to dominate the others, Celine and her allies must fight not only for their survival but for the freedom of their homes and loved ones. On a journey where magic, sacrifice, and friendship define their destiny, Celine and her friends must become leaders, ready to challenge an uncertain future and face the power that threatens to destroy everything they hold dear.
LeeJay_09 · 84.1K Views

The World's Strongest Is Actually a Camera Man???

[WSA Newbie 2025 Entry] !!! Warning 18+ Mature Content- readers discretion adviced... "Hey, you.... yes you, I can see you." a Dione whizzed... "I can feel it you are strong. Please... help." she begged as the monstrosity before her was beyond what she could bear. despair glitterd in her green pupils as she gazed at the fluctuating shadow, hoping for help... Void shuddered as a figure came into sight, oddly enough he was clinging onto a camera, "Ah? Me?" Seth asked sounding confused. Realizing he was the one being spoken to, he chuckled waving his hands as his amused voice rang out. "Forget about me Mam... I'm just a camera man" With that said he vanished as though he was never there. But his eerie presence was still felt quite clearly in the environment... "Bastard!" she hissed, seeing she wasn't getting any help, she turned back to her hulking foe, readying what was left of her blade... And suddenly a screen popped up in front of her eyes... [Congratulations!!! You have been chosen by the great cosmic cameraman, to be a protagonist do you accept Y/N] she blinked, 'Yes' she practically screamed in her mind... [Congratulations on becoming a protagonist of the great cosmic camera man... you have been granted exclusive feature protagonists shop.] [You have been granted +1000 plot armor points... spend wisely.] [Protagonist item shop:] [1.Ancient Void bloodline- 999 P.A points. 2.Instant Level up- 899 P.A points. 3.Sudden enlightenment pill 12000 P.A points. 4.Encounter Ancient immortal weapon 100,000 P.A points ...] looking at the long list before her, her heart palpitated excitedly. her plea didn't fall on deaf ears! *** Join the tale of Seth Bane, an irregular on an unconventional journey to become the strongest. But unlike your typical protagonist, Seth's path is far from ordinary—in truth, he is actually a cameraman. Yeah, and an absurdly overpowered one at that. Swordsmen? Necromancers? Archers? All these pale in comparison to his unique occupation: the cameraman! Dive into a world where champions battle against otherworldly foes, and Seth Bane's unexpected power as a cameraman becomes humanity's hidden ace. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, discover how Seth's unassuming role conceals his extraordinary strength. after all who said the hero was the strongest- well that was only possible as long as the camera man remains low-key. Beware!! this is a fast paced progressive novel. (The world setting isn't the Earth you know.) MASS RELEASE REQUIREMENTS!!! Bonus chapter requirements.... 50 Power stones= 1 bonus chapter 200 Power stones= 5 bonus chapters 50 Golden ticket= 1 bonus chapters 200 Golden tickets= 5 bonus chapters..
I_The_Honored_One · 74.5K Views

Renji Kurogane: 23 Fragments of Fate and Misfortune

You know what's worse than being dead? Being half-dead. With a stiff back. No coffee. A Minecraft sheep as my emotional support animal. And a tattoo that vibrates every time I screw up — which is... often. I’m Renji Kurogane. Once a cop. Then an archaeologist. Now? Just a guy with a cosmic parasite squatting in his soul, offering universal Wi-Fi and occasional sarcasm. It all started with a cursed envelope. No sender. No return address. Just a notebook that hissed at me and a single word — Senku. One word too many. Since then? Reality’s been unraveling like a drunk god’s sweater. Timelines are glitching. Doors are opening. And somehow, I’m still the one holding the detonator. I’m not a chosen one. There’s no prophecy. No divine calling. I’m a walking bug in the system. A corrupted save file the multiverse keeps trying to delete. I’m searching for 23 fragments — ancient, cursed, possibly sentient gems that lock away something so broken, Time itself blocked it on all platforms. My mentor? A forgotten god with the ego of a cursed influencer. My spiritual guide? A sheep. A literal sheep. And yes — she judges me with every pixelated blink. This isn’t a hero’s journey. It’s not even a comeback story. It’s an existential black comedy wrapped in cosmic horror, buried under unreliable memories, and gift-wrapped by fate with duct tape and bad decisions. The universe doesn’t want to be saved. It just wants to laugh — front-row — while I fall apart. So yeah. If Deadpool, Rick Sanchez, and John Constantine had a deeply troubled child, handed him a cursed relic and a one-way ticket to Hell… You’d get me. Welcome to my story. But be careful. The Eye already noticed you. Author’s Note This story is 100% original and entirely written, directed, and emotionally overcaffeinated by me. Yes, I use tools for grammar polish and creative fine-tuning — because I like my commas functional and my metaphors mildly unhinged. But every plot twist, every relic, every scream into the void… Is handcrafted with existential dread, narrative obsession, and the kind of insomnia that makes ancient gods nervous. No AI chapters. No plagiarism. No copy-paste translations. Just me, my chaos, and a story that probably shouldn’t exist. But here we are.
Thanatos_Primum · 23.3K Views

The Billionaire's Maid: No Strings Attached

'Oh God pretty please! This looks too good to be true.' Mia thought as she pushed her lips forward with her eyes closed to be kissed. Rey's breath got labored, he had to fight against getting a hard-on just looking at her this way. 'What is she doing to me?' He saw the way her eyes closed in earnest, trying to get a kiss from him. He almost gave in but held himself back at the last minute, what was wrong with him!? This is against the contract; she said it herself, 'no strings attached.' This, this whole thing was breaching the contract. "What do you think you are doing?" Rey chuckled loudly making Mia's eyes open abruptly. "What." She looked at his mocking gaze and felt the air being squeezed out of her lungs. "Do you have what it takes to kiss me?" The question rang over and again in her head, and her eyes blurred with tears. Looking down to avoid him seeing her hurt which he already noticed by the way, she shook her head in response. "You must be delusional." Rey avoided looking at Mia after seeing the initial hurt in her eyes. He knew his words were hurtful, but he had to say them to cut any unnecessary bond between them; this was purely a business transaction and nothing else. 'Delusional' repeated itself in Mia's head and whatever romantic thought she had about him died instantly. "What was it you wanted to do? Kiss me even when I pay you. ****** Mia who had sat down on the pile of her clothes with her now dried body, looked about distraught. "I shouldn't have allowed him anywhere close to me." Her eyes were reddened, and her lips pouted as she was about to cry. In such an intense moment, she forgot there were to be no strings attached, and everything was to be transactional. Holding onto the pain and embarrassment of the night, she vowed never to allow herself to fall too cheap for his deliberate deception. ******* "Reynaldo Davies, the first and only son of The Davies, finds himself in a constricted situation of choosing a wife, a command made clear by his Father, Mr Davies, on turning sixty, otherwise, young Davies would forfeit his inheritance to his younger sister. He makes a business proposal with Mia, his cook, who has no expectation of any kind, coming from the fling Reynaldo. In desperation, she agrees but only on the condition that certain lines are drawn and rules are kept. All is fair and clear until Celine, Reynaldo's high school friend, comes into the picture. His mother had arranged an engagement for them against Reynaldo's persistence in dating his cook, "acting as his girlfriend". Would this act bloom into something beautiful? What would be the fate of Mia? Would Celine succeed in her quest for love? Will he gain his inheritance?
Enola17 · 34.5K Views

Villain : Conquest

Author: Lone Raut Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds): Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.) But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!. Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso. They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red. And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife. So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time. TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious . Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)
Lone_Raut_ · 810.2K Views
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