Monty Python The Knights Who Say Nee

Though it may be a dream weathered, crumpled, fading, I held on without surrender. Through each repeated day, running toward tomorrow’s light, I became a knight, resolute and bright.

'Why can't life be simple? I just wished to be the next baron of Grindeston. Now I have to face the world and Heavens above, only because of the damn stone acting like my heart?' Hex Darkenmane, scorned and despised by people and his fate, struggled in the dark chasms of the Endless Mountains to have one chance at becoming Blessed. Once he threaded the path of Knights, he would challenge the baron and gain everyone's respect. But things weren't as simple as he imagined. Only after gaining a Blessing and starting as a Squire did he learn the truth about the world and the Heaven governing over it. The baron's power knew no limits, Heaven wasn't as benevolent as preached, and his origin wasn't as simple as he believed. To make things worse, his master didn't seem interested in teaching. He landed in a battle between powerhouses and Heavens and was confronted with his origin. But like he never despaired in the deepest chasms of the mountains, he never considered giving up no matter how high the odds were stacked against him. "Give up? Why? Isn't it just the entire world and the Heaven around it, coming at me? Even if I stand alone, I won't be disheartened. Step by step, I will thread on my foes, going beyond Heaven itself. The road is long and lonely but don't pity me, for I don't pity myself. Toward others but especially towards myself, I am stonehearted." _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Finally, I have a discord. Join, please. https://discord.gg/EPGbDykXW3 A/N: WEIRDNESS I started to write after being tired of system, harem, and R18 novels that seemed copied from each other (I AM NOT DISSING ANYONE). I decided to write my own story, trying to blend traditional fantasy with web novels, adding weirdness as the main spice.

l'humanité a réussi à conquérir les étoiles mais voilà que certains humains veulent se détacher de l'empire ce que ce dernier refuse. Lucius, est un jeune noblesse qui rêve de gloire et lorsque l'empereur demande a sa maison de récupérer une planète perdue, il y voit une opportunité.

The War of the Realms has begun！ The flames of war are burning throughout the world！ When innocence and freedom are savagely trampled! When the hiss of killing resounded through the clouds! It is the knights who dispel the darkness with their unyielding will! It is magic that illuminates the journey with the light of hope! In this world of the weak and the strong, only the victor can write history!

Hi some of yall might recognize the cover, this is the redo of my old novel that I decided to stopped writing, I felt horrible for months after disappearing. Now I decided to continue and finish it. I hope my old readers come and find this book again. Below is the synopsis. A story of a boy name Vesper Nine who lives in a magical medieval world, dreaming of becoming a dragon knight to protect the land of Astafel from abyssal creatures and wicked dragons but after awakening his true power, the reality between worlds began to collapse. What kind of power does this boy hold to be able to bring such chaos?

[Fantasy Adventure, Sword and Magic, Card Magic, Spirit Summoning, Slow-Paced Story] Fragile order struggles amidst chaos, while an arrogant empire brings forth the calamities of old. A soul not belonging to this era opens its eyes once more: castles, towers, desire, slaughter, war, and magic. Mysterious cards awaken ancient powers, as the fated apocalypse approaches gradually... ------------- Translator's Note: The novel has been translated by CHATGPT, so there may be some errors and oversights in the translation. Also, the original title of the novel is: 骑士与魔杖

Micheal and Sarah appeared to have a kind family worthy of envy, a loving marriage, and two beautiful children(Clara and Clement); their ages are 5 & 7, respectively. Things begin to change in the family when Micheal loses his job due to false accusations. The love and warmth regress to almost nothing. Despite his efforts to keep the family moving, his savings, which couldn't do much, were eventually exhausted after a few months. Sarah, who believes it is the man’s responsibility to provide for the family, grows distant. After six months of frustration and daily arguments, Sarah decides to leave, filing for divorce and walking away from the marriage. She leaves the children behind, believing Michael should take care of them since he’s the reason for the family’s financial struggles. Michael was heartbroken and overwhelmed by his wife's decision. 'Who will take care of the children'? Was the question running in his mind? The only option left with Michael is to turn to their House Maid, Emilia. She has been steadfast with the family even during their hard time and financial chaos. “Please, Emilia,” Michael pleads, his voice filled with anguish. “Can you help me take care of Clara and Clement? Just until I find a new job. I’ll make it right with you as soon as I secure a new job appointment. Please, I promise.” Emilia, who has always had a soft spot for the children and witnessed the family’s struggles firsthand, agrees to stay. She becomes a pillar of strength for the household, caring for the children and providing emotional stability during Michael’s darkest days. Emilia steps into the motherly role, and the bond between her and the children gets deeper. Clara is initially resentful of her mother's absence but later finds comfort in Emilia's guidance and love; Clement has always been cool with Clara. Emilia’s all-time dedication to the family caught Michael's attention, who began to see her in a new light. Meanwhile, Michael has to face his fear and emotions aftermath of Sarah's departure. He fights to solve the puzzle behind his job loss and later realizes he is a victim of an evil scheme. Henry, Michael's best friend, helped him to clear his name, seeking both justice and closure. As Micheal is gaining strength to find the comfort he once lost in Emilia, a hidden secret is discovered about the paternity of the kids. Tension grew in the family; this brought him to a confrontation with Sarah. Emilia did her best to become more than just a caregiver; she became a strong partner in rebuilding the collapsed family. Micheal couldn't resist the attraction from her strength, compassion, and resilience, but guilt and fear gripped his heart and held him back. Could he move on from Sarah so soon? And would Emilia even consider a relationship with him? Through ups and downs, hurt, and healing, Michael learns that love is not about who leaves; it's about who stays. When he finally clears his name and lands a new job, he faces his biggest decision yet: whether to embrace his growing love for Emilia and the new family they’ve built or give Sarah a second chance for the sake of the children. In the end, Michael and Emilia’s love prevails. Their bond, forged through hardship and sacrifice, becomes the foundation of a new chapter for the family. Together, Michael and Emilia prove that family is not just about blood, it’s about loyalty, love, and the people who choose you and stay with you when everything else falls apart. 'The Maid Who Stayed' is a story of love, denial, and a second chance. It reminds us that even in the darkest moments, hope can shine through in the most unexpected ways.

In a world where magic and divine power collide, the youngest son of Lucifer, a demon boy born with unimaginable strength, was chained and sealed away by his father to prevent him from destroying Hell itself. At the age of eight, his power became so uncontrollable that even the King of Hell feared his existence. Desperate to keep the demon's destructive potential contained, Lucifer made a pact with the great Merlin, who trapped the boy in the human realm, binding his powers with enchanted chains. Years later, with Merlin dead and a kingdom still fearful of the demon’s release, an elite group of knights, blessed by the gods, take it upon themselves to guard his prison. However, when a war between the mages and knights erupts, chaos provides the perfect opportunity for the young demon to break free. Hidden among the knights, disguised within their ranks, the demon plots his next move. But his escape is just the beginning. Hunted by both the mages and the knights, he must navigate a world where ancient gods, wizards, and warriors clash. As he travels deep into enemy territory, sneaking into the heart of the kingdom, he is driven by one purpose: freedom. Now, with his powers still sealed but his physical strength unmatched, the young demon embarks on a journey that will shake the foundation of both realms. Can the knights stop him before he regains his full strength, or will the demon's wrath bring both Heaven and Hell to their knees? As the demon hides in the shadows of the human world, a new chapter in the war between gods, magic, and demonic power begins. new discord server https://discord.gg/K54kUWjS

The Crown Prince, Prince Leran has been betrayed by one of his royal subordinates and childhood best friend that is Callixa, the knight of his twin sister. After the attempt to kill him, Callixa suddenly loses most of her memories and acts like she is somebody else. Zana the modern girl who is gifted specially is in the body of Callixa. She started to find a way to return home. How can she escape the life and fate of being the shadow of the Dead Knight, Callixa? (Medieval + Modern Technology theme)

Paavna is your average Chennai girl: middle-class, top scorer in everything except English, and a part-time life coach for her two chaos-machine brothers. Her life is simple, predictable, and occasionally interrupted by bus conductors yelling, “Oru ticket thara ma!” But even in her sea of struggles, she holds on to one secret: a hopeless crush on her classmate Aadav since first standard. Why? No idea. It’s not like he handed her a crayon or something. It just...happened. Aadav, on the other hand, is living proof that money can’t buy happiness—or therapy. Abandoned by his parents for their shiny new families, he’s been stuck with an empty mansion, two nerdy besties, and a reputation for being too cool to care. Except, he does care—especially about a certain girl who refuses to crumble under the weight of life, unlike him. But his pride won’t let him admit he likes her, so he hides it the way all boys do: by pretending she doesn’t exist. When they finally get around to addressing the awkwardness between them, it becomes clear that their feelings have always been there—buried under layers of misunderstandings. Paavna: "You know, for someone who’s so smart, you’re really bad at this ‘love’ thing." Aadav: "And for someone who aces everything, you’re really bad at reading signals." Paavna: "Signals? What signals? I’m just waiting for you to say something sensible for once!"

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS*

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

Tired of the dull life he led, Allister decided to end it. But, instead of eternal rest, he was reborn in a world of magic and wonder.  A world where life thrived and death ravaged everything. However, for all of its charm, this world was also cold and unforgiving. Empires and kingdoms in turmoil, waiting for a chance to lay waste to Mundus for the sake of achieving power.   A stranger to this land, Allister, now reborn as Coy, has a bottomless curiosity that knows no bound, and he is hell-bent on demystifying the mystical, and unveil the secrets this world hides. But what does fate have in store for him? Take a gander at his tale and find it for yourself. DISCLAIMER: This books is fictional and does not in any way link to earth. P.S: The cover of this novel does not belong to me. If the owner of it wishes for me to take it down, I will do so gladly. Note:- I’m on a mass editing mission currently, so don’t be surprised when you see a change in some areas. You can contact me through my discord which is: aranea_lilium

DARK PSYCHOLOGICAL ROMANTIC THRILLER  ......... The feeling of being trapped in closed space is terrifying however to be trapped in one's own body is a nightmare. Their consciences are both filled with remorse and shame, drowning them in misery. When an ex soldier with dark history gets accosted by the Predator in Paradise, she suppresses her weaknesses to be a survivor. Humanity Fear Remorse Principles He was a victim, escalating into an unstable parasite with an unsatiated craving for blood and pain. ~An evil is not born ~Agony molds you ~Numbs your feelings A hardcore evil is born as one suffers where redemption and retribution is all that he can desire... Some sins can be irreversible Will he lose his chance to atone for his crimes and quench his dolour? She is cynical and despises having episodes of emotional meltdown. She became familiar with the slow and overwhelming pain when there is no closure. She is his perfect match. She drives him toward insanity. Beautifully broken, both having scars staining the soul.  Pain soothes agony. ......... His pov I believe my heart has been devoid of love and affection since then. Not a single soul knew about my miserable life, the pathetic life of this lone wolf, the Ive Michaelson who brags around with his immense power and inhumane heart. The aftermath of that horrible incident was me lying on that cold floor. I dragged my butterfly knife to my wrist. I carved vertical lines which meant I'd bled faster and die faster. People who cut horizontally across the wrists in light lines never really wanted to die subconsciously. They fear death. But I knew better. I meant business. I had cut a deeper slash than last time. But I can't die yet. I grabbed my arms attempting to stop the flow. I wrapped my handkerchief around it. But it won't hurt me to try. Maybe I'll succeed if it's my lucky day. ......... Her pov No human is deemed worthy for life in his eyes. He wet his lips and tilted his head to the side like a complete psychopath, lowering his head a bit. He was gawking at me with those amber eyes turned slightly red. He smiled. Inhumane. I felt fear. Cold fear. The same nauseated feeling came back as he kept that smile while the second tear left his eye. Pain and only pain was visible in them. "That's why you are special. Now I must return this favour askim" he whispered. That craziness surfacing little by little in his smile made it hard for me to breathe. He was sick. ......... I believe in liberal and non sexist views which are portrayed in this book. The male leads can be really fucked up & intrigue characters. The female leads are equally strong and evil. Each character has his own perspective & emotional experiences which mould him into the kind of individual he is & explain the reasons for his particular behaviors. CONTENT AND/OR TRIGGER WARNING: Scenes of drug use, sexual abuse, harassment, self harm, violence & mature language which may be triggering for some readers. I don't plagiarize others otherwise it's purely coincidental.

Life was peaceful until the day the demon god~Haitem decided to settle on earth and rebuild his fallen army and mutates all animals and gives them powers beyond imagination creating demons in a world with none. But thanks to the demon god,the long gone energy of earth had returned and was ready to destoy the evil,thanks to haitam something/some power was awoken to the world and it had empowered the rise of knights,mage and so on. Later to be known as heroes. Heroes and demons have been fighting it out ever since the appearance of the demons, At first it was a chaotic world but it stabilized little by little with the rise of the heroes. Heroes kept on evolving and becoming more powerful, and now most of the humanity civilization could become heroes. Blades used to live in a village with his mother and used to be happy until one start night, their village got attacked by the demon king of fear for no reason at all. It was hardly rare seeing a demon king attacking a village all on his own, what one could say Is that it was NOT EXPECTED. Blades mom was the victim under the hunt and she saved blades but lost herself in the battle. With eyes wide like the moon blades watched as the demon king teared his mother's womb apart and take her away as he disappeared to the smoke. Try as he might, grand knight hale appeared at the scene too late, seeing a horrified blades he takes him in. You might think that with what's happened and blades just being 6 he would trauma but no he got the undying fuels to revenge. Being the last survivor of his village, Blades swore to become a knight and slay demons to revenge his village. As a kid he trained under master hale who gave him task after task. Blades even though he was very talented kept training day and night hoping to get a chance of meeting the demon king once more, he swore to tear him apart limb by limb and earn back the dignity of his mother by any means possible. Blades wasn't fueled by passion, oh no he was fueled by Revenge and he would make sure that he killed the demon king If it cost him his own life. The questioned remained, will blade truly get revenge or will he find out the REAL TRUTH about the matter,That he is actually a DEMON HIMSELF?

Mengulang kembali takdir terjadi padaku! 40 tahun setelah sahabatku menghancurkan hidupku, sebuah garis menghampiri diriku menuntunku ke kehidupan baru sebagai Cucu dari sahabat yang mengkhianati diriku. Kehidupan menuntunku kepada kebenaran di dunia yang sangat baru dan kali ini takdir membawa diriku sebagai anak bernama Twillight Fernandez

A story about a girl who wakes up in a forest, with no memories with a backpack and a sword. Will she find who she is or die in the process? What friends, enemies or rivals will she make? What did she do in the past that is now hunting her down? May the gods forever be in her favor in this unforgiving world

After she transmigrated in a book and experienced hardship at a very young age, Cordelia Demitria decided she wanted to change her destiny. With the help of her mother, Cordelia starts dreaming of becoming a knight not only for her own good but also to escape her original fate as the villainess of this world. But as she continues her journey of becoming a knight, a lot of obstacles will try to hinder Cordelia and stop her from achieving her dreams—Her weak body, her family's situation, the people's ill-critics about her decision and the main story's interferance. Will Cordelia achieve her dreams of becoming a knight? Or is she going to be swayed and let her dreams be broken once again?

The story about a man wanting to become the best Magic Knight, but will face the most odd obstacle of his life. He gained a second body! What's more, it's a girl! But the real obstacles are the things happening behind his back! Will he ever figure out what they are before it's too late?

"Stay with me."She requested. "To the eternity Princess." His soft but deep voice embraced her loneliness.

Dans un monde primitif dominé par des tribus et des totems mystiques, un jeune homme moderne passionné d'histoire et de stratégie militaire se réincarne en un arbre sacré, le totem de la petite tribu des Pythons Verts. En tant que totem éveillé, il devient le cœur spirituel et protecteur de la tribu, capable d'absorber le Qi spirituel et la foi de ses membres pour croître et évoluer. Armé d'un système de construction de royaumes, il peut analyser les statuts de sa tribu et des ennemis, acheter des techniques et des objets pour développer son peuple, et guider les Pythons Verts dans leur quête de grandeur. Mais le chemin vers la prospérité est semé d'embûches : bêtes spirituelles féroces, tribus rivales, et mystères du monde sauvage menacent la survie des Pythons Verts. Avec sa capacité unique à fertiliser la terre et à accélérer la cultivation, il transformera les faibles chasseurs de cette tribu en guerriers martiaux redoutables. Dans cette aventure où stratégie, culture et survie s'entrelacent, l'arbre totem devra mener sa tribu vers l'ascension, en construisant une civilisation capable de rivaliser avec les grandes puissances du monde. Mais peut-il préserver son humanité tout en devenant un pilier divin pour son peuple ?

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

Elijah Orleans is that boy whose curiosity and intelligence make him go after what others think is impossible. His obsession with the story of whose diary written by a woman more than two thousand years ago, leads him to want to investigate further, taking as a surprise what even in his worst dreams, he would not have imagined.

When war finally ended, the Arcadians sought retribution from the nightmares they had suffered from demonkind. A noble Princess had taken her mother's mantle in order to uphold peace between the two races so humanity could co-exist with their fellow demons in a kingdom without strife, but war paved the road to peace in blood and such path is but a fragile thread awaiting to be ignited by the flames of hatred. Another great war awaits, but will she be able to avert it? Second iteration of the Knight's Fate saga chronologically speaking. Yes I'm starting from the second because the first was an utter failure when I tried to write it, it just didn't fit the mood of a fantasy novel unlike this one. Though don't worry this doesn't mean you can't enjoy this one before I write the first. This is the first story I've actually published so I appreciate any feedback, be it good or bad just let me know what you think.

Finley is a knight who has just returned from war and suffered loss. He has been assigned to guard the sickly prince a stark contrast from the battlefield. What he thinks is a simple job ends up giving him the headache of a lifetime. One drunken night later, Finley finds himself groggily lying in the prince's private quarters... embraced in the prince's arms. Follow the journey of these men as they try to navigate the intricacies of love, sexuality and royal politics. while handling the betrayal of people closest to them.