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The story begins with a primitive boy using a spear to catch fish. From this fateful day, the boy's future changes, leading to the future of all humanity changing. From him and others, humanity gradually developed science and society. Where is the limit of humanity?

Chase Norris was just your normal troublemaker in life given that he acted nothing more than a delinquent throughout his high school life up to the very end it was coming. No one ever believed he would do anything good with his life after finishing high school given Chase was going to have a long criminal record in his adult life. There were a few who believed him to do much more in life than others think given that Chase has a chance to be something else to the world than that. Yet it does not matter about the future for this person when our friend gets struck by lightning and mysteriously gets brought into another world unharmed. A world completely different from his own on earth starting with how it is like a fantasy book or game filled with monsters that are dangerous and can kill a person if attacked by creatures. Yet that is not the only thing that was shocking to Chase where it turns out the women of this world are like the top rulers and the man are treated as lowly slaves. Had no clue how coming to this world came to work. Chase has to think first is to stay alive in it given being a male is like having a target on his back meaning journaling in this world is going to be very tough for him. Patreon link - https://www.patreon.com/Mattfuncool Books: Awoken in a world of monsters & Reincarnation: Road to rebuild a lost home Discord link: https://discord.gg/xa5jQF37B it has 30 days

"Winter Yoo returns to Seolbeop, Korea’s most prestigious law firm, after three years of exile. Once a secretary caught in scandal, she now stands as one of the top lawyers. Determined to correct the wrongs of her past, she faces old rivals and reconnects with Hugo Kang, a cold and captivating attorney. As Winter navigates the treacherous world of law, power, and hidden secrets, she must decide where her true loyalties lie. But when her past collides with her future, will she make the ultimate choice that could change everything? Find out what Winter decides in this gripping tale of redemption and romance!"

When Darkness decides to rule in its form, Light is forced to shine. Disruption and chaos becomes the host of the day and eering sounds come at night. Humanity is never at peace in a time like this. Touching every corner of the world, Bathsuk, the legendary beast rules. But... It is also written that one from all human race has the power to rule better than Bathsuk could ever do but... Who is willing to stand up to a monster 10× their size?

After traversing through time, Li Xuan was delighted to have become the second son of Earl Chengyi's mansion, as well as a proud warrior of Liudao Fumo. However, just ten days into his privileged life, he faced fierce female supervisors, terrifying ghost-girls, and spiteful demonesses one after another. Amidst this whirlpool of challenges, Li Xuan claimed he didn't feel a bit panicked. A few years later, standing above the Yangtze River, he swung his sword, and with that, thousands of miles of landscapes were instantly frozen. Where will the demoness escape to? Take my sword!

She was born with a short life expectancy and had to traverse different timelines to seek her destiny. On her missions, she encountered a dazzling array of charming men: a prince, the leader of a hundred ghosts, an onmyoji, the young master of the demon clan, a mysterious priest, and even the Lord of the Underworld. Her journey took an unexpected turn when she met a proud and aloof man during a diplomatic marriage. From that moment, an unbreakable bond was forged between them. When they reunited in another lifetime, he had forgotten her and became the disciple of a sword immortal. Beside him stood a peerless beauty, leaving her with no choice but to embark on a difficult path to win him back. Across three lifetimes and seven cycles, can she break free from the fate of being a descendant of Nuwa? And will the otherworldly red spider lilies of the Underworld bloom solely for her return?

It was raining outside. I could barely see the figure in front of me. I knew that the figure was a man. Tall, arms at his side not scared at the fact that I was pointing a gun at him. But then again you could never see anything in Errlings Bay. It was always rainy and gloomy here. But the recent death made it even more gloomier. After the death of her father Esmes moves back to her mothers hometown Erllings bay in Portland. Where it never ceases to rain and the sky is never clear. “Perfect for a serial killer”. Esme jokingly says. Not realizing there is an actual serial killer lurking about. She after a long first day at school and an awful interaction with a classmate that leaves her locked in a closet until nightfall. Leads to her encounter with the serial killer. A man dressed in all black in the dark and heavy rain holding what seemed to be an axe and Esme with a gun and by gun she means a toy. She ends up in the hospital with a black eye and a broken leg and a Nolan Whitlock with the same outfit on as the serial killer. There is a serial killer in Errlings Bay just not the man Esme met in the rain. Turns out Nolan Whitlock wasn’t the only person there. Along with his best friend Axel Weston, his best friend and partner in crime who are tracking down the serial killer. With the funds running out for their club and serial killer growing more and more confident. Nolan and Axel ask for Esmes help who’s skilled in biology and taking photos of things. Together the trio find themselves in mystery and horror. Some mysteries from unsolved cases and some horror from local people. After twist after twist. Some of the cases ending in the trio getting injured. They all weigh whether or not they wish to continue. The more they solve the more they're in danger. Will the trio solve the case of the errling bay serial killer or will they die trying.

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Max, a normal teenager like any other gets transported out of nowhere to another world.follow his story as he tries to figure out his place

At that day, I was announced dead. But then, I open my eyes, and I saw this world similar to ours. "I never thought that I got a chance to reincarnated into this world…”

"I can't do that," he says softly, staring absentmindedly in the whiskey glass, "I'm the Alpha." "So?" "So, I'm not supposed to be this.... submissive," he spits, eyebrow creasing as if the whiskey glass is a rotten tomato. "Come here." Kamil instructs gently, watching the turmoil in the way he grinds his teeth, bites his lips but when he raised his head and their eyes meet, the hesitation fades. Dropping into his arms, Kamil strokes his hair slowly at first, curls as wispy as flowers. Suddenly, he grabs onto them roughly tilting his head towards him, trailing a finger down his throat to a nipple. And when a whimper falls from the Alpha's lips, Kamil growls and bites his ear, leaving a mark so red fire pales in comparison. "Out there, you're the Alpha. But in here with me, you're mine. You are my good boy." ********** Full description titled Making the Alpha Submit blurb ******** WARNING: mature scenes between two men involving light kink & submission . If a chapter labelled M isn't your kind of thing, do pass on to the next (or scroll rapidly to the end of the M chapter) ***************** Contact me: Instagram @ameliacovet Twitter: @ameliacovet

In modern America a teenage vampire/alien and four men's lives intersect into an ultimate reverse harem. Haunted by a past and a fascist ruler of her home planet, she battles her enemies to achieve her goals in life.

Theos Martin is a charismatic young man, admired for his intelligence, strength, and authenticity. Behind his love for video games and anime, he hides a secret: he is the hero destined to save another world. One day, a goddess appears and reveals his true mission: to defeat the Demon King, an evil entity threatening this parallel universe. But things don’t go as planned. Upon arriving in this unfamiliar world, Theos loses part of his memories and finds himself in a strange environment where reality follows no logic. He quickly realizes that this quest is far more than just a battle against evil. He must rediscover himself and make crucial choices, not only for his own destiny but also for the future of the world he left behind.

Where the Heart Lingers Adrian Kane had long left the small town of Willow Creek, chasing dreams in the bustling city and distancing himself from the life he once knew. But when his father passes away, Adrian is drawn back to the place he tried to forget, to the house filled with memories and the woman he once loved—Sophia Harris. Sophia, now a successful entrepreneur in her own right, is not the same woman Adrian left behind. The years apart have forged a distance between them, a distance laced with pain, regret, and unanswered questions. As Adrian steps back into the life he abandoned, he must confront the mistakes he made, the reasons he left, and the love he walked away from. In the quiet of Willow Creek, Adrian begins to repair the shattered pieces of his past, seeking not only forgiveness but a way forward. As he works to fix his father’s house, he finds himself caught between the memories of the life he could have had and the reality of the woman who might still hold his heart. But can Adrian prove that he has changed, and can Sophia allow herself to trust him again? Where the Heart Lingers is a tale of second chances, love lost and found, and the courage it takes to confront the past. As Adrian and Sophia navigate the complexity of their emotions, they must decide if the love they once shared is worth rekindling—or if the distance between them has grown too great to bridge. In a town where everyone knows your name and your secrets, Adrian and Sophia’s journey will reveal the power of time, healing, and the belief that sometimes, love lingers in the places we least expect.

Logbook stories, passionate love, new worlds and dimensions unraveled in a logbook where beautiful scenery and trustworthy shitty characters put to test their struggles through every adventure, and prove themselves everything is possible

A young mechanic gets stuck in a black market city, fighting to survive under oppressive criminal powers. But darker entities than crime lords linger on the streets and she works to uncover what made the stranded city such a haunted place

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Sa ilalim ng karagatan, na wala pang sino mang nakaka-alam kung anu-ano ang mga nilalang na nakatago sa kadiliman ng kailaliman, nag-lalagi ang isang nilalang na nag-hihintay lang ng tamang panahon upang siya ay muling umahon sa ibabaw ng karagatan. Hindi upang maminsala, kundi salubungin ang taong nakatadhana upang kanyang protektahan sa panganib na maaring kanyang kasadlakan. Veronica Manalo, sa kanyang muling pag-sakay sa eroplano, ay hindi inaasahang mahuhulog siya sa kailaliman ng karagatan at makakasalamuha ang nilalang na matagal na pala siyang hinihintay. Ano ang tadhana na naka-laan sa kanya ngayong nakatakda na pala siyang maging isang maka-pangyarihang nilalang sa lugar na kung saan pinangalanang.. DRAKAYA KINGDOM na pinamumunuan ng napaka-gwapong binatang hari na sobra naman ang kasungitan! Makakabalik pa ba siya sa orihinal niyang mundo, O mas pipiliing protektahan ang lalakeng ayaw daw sa kanya pero kung makaselos dinaig pa ang isang bakunawa!

The hero was defeated by the demon king. The only thing left in the world is despair.

The book The Shore Where We Belong is primarily a romance story, with themes of healing, vulnerability, and taking a chance on love. The plot revolves around two individuals—Clara, a bookstore owner with a guarded heart, and Ethan, a marine biologist who is wary of long-term commitments—who find each other in a small seaside town. Their journey is about overcoming personal fears and learning to trust in love despite uncertainties.