Gum Gum Bazooka

“Good grandson, grandpa has no money for the war, burn the money!” Nightmares like this, Zhang Di was happy to mention at least one every day, and then didn't take it seriously. Until one day, he dream that his grandfather was furious: “Brat, why is it so hard to let you burn money? Why don't Grandpa just send someone up there to teach you how to burn paper money by hand!” Grandpa wants to attack the city? That's okay; burn him a bazooka. Grandpa has no money to spend? That's okay; burn two truckloads.” “Boss, zap me a nuke with little boy ...... written on it.” Hell was played out by the grandpas.

In a realm where nightfall heralds a war with vampires, hunters are the guardians. One such teenage hunter awakens to a startling change: fangs protruding from his gums, a thirst for blood surging within him. He has become the very entity he hunted with fervor. To his bewilderment, the lethal touch of silver fails to end his life. Torn between his humanity and the nascent vampire within, he grapples with his innate sense of duty, his relentless pursuit for justice, and his ingrained loathing for vampires. Yet, the vampire within whispers of enhanced senses, formidable strength, and a seductive lust for blood. Driven by an unquenchable thirst to uncover his true identity, he embarks on a perilous odyssey of self-discovery, teetering on the precipice that divides human from vampire. Can he reconcile these warring essences, or will they engulf him in the very shadows he once vanquished?

In the midst of a seemingly ordinary life, Azalea Phoneix, a forty-year-old businesswoman, harbors a dark and unsettling secret that draws attention from those around her. Despite her best efforts to provide a loving home for her stepdaughter Sinclair, their relationship remains strained. Azalea's one wish is to see Sinclair wedded to the groom of her late husband's choosing, Orion, which is also the final term of her contract with her deceased spouse. This contract is the key to her long-awaited freedom, and she will do whatever it takes to fulfill it. However, when Sinclair rejects the proposal and refuses to comply with her father's last wish, Azalea's plans are thrown into disarray. To make matters worse, Orion finds himself drawn to Azalea instead of Sinclair, leading him to court her. But as he delves deeper into her mysterious persona, he uncovers chilling secrets that even Azalea is unaware of. Secrets that have been buried for years, and ones that threaten to destroy everything she has built.

Somehow, Ling Yuyan transmigrated into the book she read as the villainess...'s little maid. The heroine hates her, the villainess bullies her, and she has no backing or any golden thighs to hug at all. But don't worry, equipped with the knowledge from the book and her Plundering System, Ling Yuyan will become stronger step by step in order to survive! Wait, why is this biggest scheming handsome villain always looking at her passionately? You will only ruin your cold and indifferent image! Even the protagonist always annoyingly wants to stick with her like gum on her shoes. Shouldn't you pester your beloved heroine instead? Ling Yuyan: "Please, all of you stop bothering me~! I only want to keep a low profile~!" --------------------------------------- My entry story for Webnovel Spirity Awards 2024. Please support it by leaving any comments, reviews, or vote with spirit stones if you like it~!

In a world torn apart by ancient enmities, a marriage of convenience is brokered between the rival nations of Solyria and Nuria. The union is steeped in political intrigue and desperation, as the curse afflicting the Solyrian prince can only be cured by a nurian person—a member of the enemy nation. Caught in the midst of this arrangement are Noori, the daughter of the Emperor of Nuria, and Dastan, the cursed prince of Solyria. Their fates become intertwined as they are bound together in matrimony, despite their vastly different backgrounds and intentions. For Dastan, the marriage represents a means to an end—the lifting of his curse. Once freed from his affliction, he seeks to dissolve the union and reclaim his sovereignty. However, Noori harbors a deeper agenda. Driven by a desire for revenge against the Solyrian kingdom, she sees the marriage as an opportunity to sow discord and chaos from within. What happens when their hateful relationship evolves into something more, forcing one of them to reconsider their plans to save the marriage? And when their hidden histories are revealed, will they be able to maintain their marriage amidst the turmoil? ---------------------------- Book Cover by discord : writerbubble1234 instagram : @writerbubble

Kiara, a workaholic who has never been in a relationship, finds herself falling for a boy five years younger than her. She tries to escape the feeling yet they remain intact until one day when she disappears without a trace. Seven years pass and they boy becomes a successful man, Owning all the wealth he ever wanted and the love of his life by his side. But just then out of nowhere he meets Kiara again who isn’t anything like her past self and doesn’t recognises him. The story of Kiara and how her love story ended without even starting. The cover doesn’t belong to me, all rights belong to the creator, found it on Pinterest

Syrus was reluctant to Marry the Duke's daughter after knowing about his cunning plans. But despite his resistance, he was married to Myrtle. With no other option, he left the Palace on his wedding night. A year later on his wedding anniversary, he came back with a commoner girl named Annabelle. The Palace went into chaos and the news made many furious except for Myrtle who stood by them and protected Annabelle at every turn. Syrus thought it was one of her new plans on gaining his favor until Myrtle did the unthinkable that made Syrus realize her intentions.

"Evelyn's ordinary day takes an extraordinary twist when she mistakenly tries to heal an injured dog with a toxic plant. Little does she know, this innocent act sets off a chain reaction that flips her life upside down. Strange feelings of being watched follow her, and just when things can't get more peculiar, her grandma sends a puppy for her to care for while she's on vacation. To Evelyn's surprise, the once-injured dog reappears at her doorstep. But there's more to these animals than meets the eye. A trip to the woods unravels a mystery that leaves Evelyn feeling hunted. With danger looming and an unintended rivalry with the Alpha, after she has caused him subtle inconveniences, Evelyn finds herself at the mercy of the hunter who has sinister plans for her and the overbearing alpha who has a beef with her. In the whirlwind of emotions, Evelyn doesn't realize when a romance blooms in the most unexpected way." (The book is R18 and involves many invasive chapters so read at your own risk.)

[As of 11/30/23 this novel's ROUGH DRAFT is COMPLETED] [Warning: 18+ Content! - cursing, dark themes, sexual content, and other adult matters are present - NOTE: there is NO 'knotting' in this story for both those who come looking for it, and those who want to avoid it. I just wanted to give a head's up either way. LGBTQ+ representation is also in this novel. :)] This is book one of the Ylphasia series. War, betrayal, loss, growth - none of these things were aspects of life that Myranda had in mind when she finally met her destined mate. The only problem was that her chosen was someone she absolutely despised - Prince Metas, the next rightful King to the Lycan Kingdom. From the bottom rungs of society, everything above her seemed like a dream - it was too bad her preconceived notions were far from wrong. In their journey to make a brighter future for their entire kingdom, Metas and Myranda learn that there is so much more to just being mates than their shared love. As they navigate the complications of starting a revolution, both Metas and Myranda discover just how compatible they actually are - and how much their paring means for the future of their kind. ----------------------------------------------------- [EXCERPT] "If you want my place so much, you should challenge me when the time comes. This is cowardice. You think I can beat you-no...You know I can beat you, and so you're trying to hurt Myranda to make me weaker. You're a bastard, a cheat and a liar, and you don't deserve to rule over our kingdom - and you never will. You have no valor, no honor - and no moral compass," Metas spat towards him, and kept his hair up on end involuntarily. "I'm drunk right now and easily pushed you over like a small paper bag filled with shit. Since you've so brilliantly shown what you'd truly like to do, I'll make sure she is safe from you. Meanwhile, perhaps you should train or learn better tactics from your papa," Metas continued, and even grinned with delight. "Even if you beat me in combat, the rest of those in power want to see you fall. You won't last," Silas warned, and reformed into his mortal self. "...but I do intend on challenging you. Unless you want to kill me right here and now since you're so confident." "There is no honor in killing you without the glory of showing you exactly what I am capable of in front of everyone. I will take Joss' advice and do nothing for now. I don't want to throw away honor for revenge. If you come near her again, I will kill you before you ever get the chance to prance around in front of high society with a little speech, and show off to your wife and no friends. Understand?" Metas asked menacingly, and now his gums were visible as saliva dripped from his lips and teeth, barely holding himself back. "I will drink your blood through your eye sockets if you lay one more fucking claw on her - understood?" Metas warned as he advanced towards the blonde male. "You letting me live will be the biggest regret of your life, Metas. Hold those words close to your heart when you lose everything to me," Silas sneered and turned away, but not before he locked eyes with Joss with a dare in his green orbs.

There are chewing gums that can be chewed in your mouth and continuously provide energy, there are sodas that can bring you back to the life from verge of demise.There are warehouses full of sacred animals and powerful artifacts. Countless powerful people gathered to enter in the store, and the powerful ministers and emperors comes in line, but they can only wait outside. Because the store manager Qi Le will definitely open the door on time. "What? For these free guys, let me lose one minute of sleep? Impossible!" Qi Le said.. go support me on patreon https://www.patreon.com/Tempestpanda disclaimer I don't own the cover photo nor it's copy rights nor any other copy rights. Comment for credits or removal of the photo

Girl-next-door, Rose Becket, clings to her thrill-seeking cousin, Angie, her sweet grandmother, and her two amusing best friends, Matt and Penny; Rose's mother and aunt passed when she was little and her father left for the military to grieve, leaving only her grandmother to raise her and Angie. They're practically sisters. Over the years Rose and Angie have drifted apart. Rose struggles with their distance because of her fear of abandonment, and longs for them to reunite. They're close to rekindling their sister-ship when suddenly Angie changes after a night out at the beach. Angie turns to drugs and partying while Rose and her friends try to make their last year of high school count. Her friends and a blooming new romance with a smooth rich artist are her silver linings, but messy love triangles threaten to split up their trio. Angie finally opens up with the help of a gum-loving British greaser-boy whose own history entangles with hers. They create a scandalous website that goes viral and shatters Rose's heart, sinking her with guilt. Rose is losing the few loved ones that she has, but knows that she can't hold on forever and must find herself. The time for following has come to an end. She must learn to stand alone as adulthood nears.

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"I don't just need a mate to end this curse" His eyes are completely red, his fangs poking out of his gum like bullets shot out of anger. The lady in front of him drops the knives in her hand, surrendering to him. "I need a mate to start a new life..." She closes her eyes abruptly when he punched the walls with his two hands, breaking the walls and the tree stem falls off with ease. "And that... Is you Zyla" ... When the clan of Kandun ends because wolves attacked the deadly hunters, the weather predicted everything because it was due for rain, the seven survivors that were kids grew up to be trained by the only adult and elderly woman that survived. "Remember why we are doing this, Zyla" Zyla stared at the white wolf in fear... But it backed off seeing their anxiety. "You will remain here till fate decides what will happen to you" I was abandoned by the so called friends that sent me here. "You... You're the white wolf?!" .... Photo belongs to whoever it belongs to, Writings are mine. *Thanks for such creativity, pal* - Owner of picture (OOC) *Thanks, pal* - Author of book (MJ) *See you later in the book, pal* - OOC *THANKS, YA'LL* - MJ ==================================== [Warning = Mature Content]

Kon kambkhat Peeta Hai bhulane Kai lite ham to peete Hai gum bhulane Kai liye

Charle, a boarding school student with numerous secrets. People would call him a very reliable person, even as an introverted character. He desires some adventure. The world gave him one. It was a challenging adventure and an impressive one. Or so he thought... As time goes by, more and more problems arise. Every day is a nightmare. He prefers to die, yet he can't. His best friend, Rahim and his lover, Farina, went with him on this adventure to survive in this godforsaken world.

ORIGINAL STORY | pennoname “Hey…” The seductive woman, Faye Marie, stared at the man in front of her whose laying on the hospital bed while reading a book upside down. “Why aren’t you looking at me? I’m pretty sure you saw me a while ago.” The woman in front of Marcus pouted as she sat on the bed looking, or rather staring at him, intently. Marcus was pretending to read a book, but actually he was listening to the seductive woman who sat beside him. “Marcus…” Faye Marie purred as she teases the gorgeous man, his body stiffened but he still continues to act like he couldn’t see her. Faye Marie laughed at the back of her mind, or rather her soul? Cause technically she’s just a wandering soul right now. She’s been searching for her body in every hospital in the country. But suddenly, her soul was getting weaker and she’s almost fading until she sensed a powerful energy in this area where she’s in. Faye Marie thought it was her body, but who would’ve know it’ll be someone she knew in high school, the genius guy named Marcus Sean West. When she approached him, her soul magically became stronger! But that’s not all---! He can see her!!! Hallelujah! When she finds out that she can’t leave him because she will disappear at any minute. She thought for a second. Desperate as hell, she will stick to him like a gum and won’t leave him even if she dies---! oh wait… she’s literally a soul right now… Picture ain't mine, credits goes to google.

Sejak terus berpindah- pindah Clara Anastasia tidak pernah mendapat teman atau seorang sahabat dan kini saat pindahan yang untuk kesekian kalinya dia mendapatkan tetangga yang cukup aneh yaitu Si pengunyah permen karet. " nyam nyam plok ". itulah yang dia dengar saat Si pengunyah permen karet meletupkan balon permen karet nya. Dan sayangnya Clara harus satu sekolah dengan Si pengunyah permen karet yang sekaligus tetangga konyolnya. Apa yang akan dihadapi Clara selanjutnya dengan Si pengunyah permen karet itu?

What would you do if, on your 21st birthday, you get transported to a completely different reality? Elouise's life has always been hard. She's watched her parents and brother die in a house fire, been rejected by family's at the orphanage, and works multiple jobs to stay afloat. On her 21st birthday, she is gifted with an amazing power and accidentally activates it creating a portal, taking her to a different dimension. This alerts the Dimensional Travel Department (DTD) and they are tasked to bring her back. They soon realize the gift she now possesses and gets recruited to work for the DTD. What about her previous life? Is it just okay to leave that easily? And what about this ability? Can she control it? Does she have any other powers as well? Will Elouise Fischer finally find a way to put her past behind her, or will it follow her around from dimension to dimension?

Wealth. Fame. Authority. Power! For those brave enough to step onto the road to divinity to traverse the nine realms, all these and more are within reach, provided they have the luck, skill- "Wait, wait wait, What? The road to divinity is closed man, that's not what the story's about. Oh whoa, I get my words in quotes in the synopsis? Cozy." ...True. Then something more like.. In a city nearly consumed by anarchy, a piece of a treasure map left behind by a master thief silently vanishes from within a locked safe- "Nope." A mysterious stranger offers passage out of a dying realm to whoever wins an exceptionally dangerous race- "Stop, stop, I mean, yeah that happens, but you're doing it all wrong, my guy." Ok, then what do you suggest? "It's an action story." Sure. "The people came here for one thing:" ...Acti-? "BULLETS." Um, "So we give them Bullet points in the synopsis." There's not actually an option for bullet points on the websi- * Gun toting gnomes: CHECK * Gum chewing succubi: CHECK * Speech impediments: CHECK * Black Holes: CHECK * Skyships: CHECK * Gods: CHECK * Snails: CHECK * Teenagers: CHECK * Gas masks: CHECK * "You're courting death!": CHECK * Frog beastmen blood mages with off brand batmobiles: CHECK * The meaning of family: CHECK * Racist middle aged women: CHECK * Child abuse: CHECK * The apocalypse: CHECK * Literal waterfalls of bullet casings ejected from hot, steamy guns (in your area, sign up now!): CHECK * Some chick named Holliday: CHECK * Swearing in at least three(3) languages (build your vocabulary!): CHECK * Existential dread: CHECK * Heroes of destiny: CHECK * A flying motorcycle that can rewrite the laws of nature and ignore causality: CHECK * A good old heaping scoop of violence: CHECK "And that's just what we got in the first realm. We got a whole eight more to go! So suck your thumb and stick it in an electrical outlet baby, this is GATTICAN DRIVE!" A dark comedy/ action epic set in a science fantasy world about a reality-altering motorcycle and its riders, narrated by a cynical, irresponsible, immature and petty disembodied voice that’s more interested in turning the whole thing into a slice of life than in any of the plot I described above. Updates... when I stop freaking out about editing and avoiding plotholes. The narrator’s whims will inevitably cause the story to follow a giant, diverse cast, so romance and sexual content, if there ever is any, will probably involve LGBT+ characters as often as straight characters. Content can range from laughably happy go lucky to cry yourself to sleep tragic. This story is set in the same universe as my other story, Death Quest.

"Kaya permen karet kalo udah g manis tinggal di buang.Gitu y?cara Lo suka sama orang?"Adinda Rainata "Kepercayaan itu kek kaca kalo udah pecah y enggak bisa utuh lagi."Adinda Rainata ~•~•~ Penasaran?langsung baca aja.

Lily, to spare her remarried father troubles and avoid being a cash machine, decides to flash-marry a stranger, Owen Matthews. She had assumed married life would be ordinary but respectful and mundane. It never crossed her mind that her new husband would be clingy like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe.Whenever she faces a problem, Owen promptly appears to help, and she realizes her daily smiles have multiplied with him around. However, as their affection deepens, Lily senses something amiss. "Owen, do you know the CEO of Wisdom Forge Corporation well?" He adjusts his gold-rimmed glasses, solemnly stating, "That would be me, and you're the CEO's wife. Any issues?"

Five years ago, Wen Mian was branded with the stigma of climbing into her adoptive brother's bed, a finger pointed at her spine. Everyone said she was an ingrate, unable to appreciate the new life the Pei Family had given her, and instead repaying kindness with enmity. Only she knew that this so-called favor was nothing but an unfathomably deep hell on earth. After five years of grinding hardship, Wen Mian had almost died abroad. When she came back, she was a changed woman, swearing to make every member of the Pei Family pay. She had thought this was a desperate dead-end gambit. But unexpectedly, the adoptive brother who had sent her away was like an annoying piece of gum stuck to her shoe, following her everywhere. She killed, he handed her the knife, she sought revenge, he silenced the witnesses. Finally, Wen Mian couldn't help it— "What exactly do you want?" And that man, who had bided his time for so many years, finally showed his true colors, "Can't you see? I've been doing it all for you."

# PLANTS Lin Sen transmigrated into the game Everyone Is A Lord. The basic units which were assigned to him were actually plants! The soldiers from the enemy factions were ready to invade his territory, yet his plants were still growing. What should he do? Thankfully, he awakened the 10,000 Times Increment System. The potentials of his basic units were increased 10,000 times. Oddish, an F-rank plant was promoted to an S-rank plant, Heaven-swallowing Blossom. Time acceleration was increased 10,000 times. The time taken for Poisonous Spore, an A-rank plant, to mature was shortened from 30 years to just a day! The reproduction rate of his plants increased 10,000 times. Nine-leaf Madder, an SSS-rank plant, populated his entire territory over a single night. As such, the enemies were shocked by what they saw when they invaded Lin Sen’s territory. A soldier cried out, “There are Gatling Peas, Cob Cannons and Winter Melons. What an invincible combination!” Another soldier wailed, “Why would his Jalapeno spit fire?” Yet another soldier exclaimed, “I even saw a War Ancient Tree in his territory!” Lin Sen called out, “Come on in! Don’t leave just yet. Have a taste of my newly invented Banana Bazooka!”

Viviana a rich heiress, killed by her boyfriend, wakes up as Liora, a girl hiding her true identity from a Mafia leader determined to kill her if she doesn't bring him the information he desires. With her life turned into a living hell, Viviana must live as Liora to extract crucial information from a businessman—a task far more complex than she had anticipated. Join Viviana on her journey as she struggles to reclaim her previous life while three men make her existence a living nightmare.

"Mr. Ambrose, please refrain from touching me like that." I pulled away from him, my voice steady despite the unsettling situation. His hands, which had been resting on my waist, now moved slowly downward. He smirked, his eyes gleaming with a mixture of amusement and something darker. "Why? I get to see the house before I buy it, but not you before I... taste you?" Confusion washed over me. What was happening? I had come here to show him the property he was interested in, only to find myself pressed against the wall by a man who had shown no interest in me from the beginning. How had things escalated to this? I’m Maeve Cruz, and this is the story of how my one attempt at doing something good turned into a complete disaster. I had made a vow to my best friend that I would stop pursuing her brother if she could just find it in her heart to forgive me for trying to use her as a bridge to him. I promised to leave him alone, to put an end to my unrequited feelings. But the moment I made that promise, everything seemed to unravel. Despite my vow, I found myself crossing paths with him more frequently than I ever expected. And not just in ordinary places—our encounters occurred in the most unexpected and unconventional circumstances. It was as if, despite my best efforts to move on, he was somehow drawn to me in ways that defied logic. The man who had previously been oblivious to my existence was now inexplicably interested in me, and his methods of showing it were anything but conventional. My attempts to do the right thing had only led to a series of complications I couldn’t have anticipated.