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In a world where martial strength reigns supreme, every martial artist must awaken a Martial Soul, and the power of one’s Martial Soul determines their starting point. He does not possess a so-called powerful innate Martial Soul, yet he tramples over those who do. He is neither a failure nor a genius; to him, so-called geniuses are merely jokes. He has no powerful backing, yet his path in martial arts makes countless people tremble. He is not a brand like L'Oréal, yet countless celestial beauties desire him. His name is Xiao Fan, a boy prophesied to die before fifteen due to an evil soul possessing him since birth. His origin is shrouded in mystery, but he never yields. A buried sacred heart, a trace of an evil soul, and a seemingly low-level Martial Soul in the eyes of others create a powerful figure who sweeps through the ages, unmatched in the nine heavens and ten lands, and dominates the cosmos for eternity.

Li Susu dies unfairly and wishes for a second chance, but fate still jokes on her. "Seriously?! Is this the second chance that I am asking for?!" She was born in a world where political struggle was the deadliest. Worst of all, she was born as the ruthless and tyrant Empress Wu Jinmai! She has no one in the world who is scary and full of political schemes. Will she be able to change her faith and live a long and happy life? What kind of sacrifices does she need to make to change her fate? "I hate you; I detest you. You're my greatest nightmare, and marrying you is like a poison that slowly kills me!" Shanguan Zu Jin suppressed his feelings for the people. He had longed for her. He wants to love and spoil her, but fate has changed her. Will his love be rekindled as the tyrant empress suddenly changes? Is there a second chance for his unrequited love, or…? Find out the answers as the story of the tyrant empress and her emperor consort begins. PS: This is purely a work of fiction. Organization, events, situations, and names are purely created by the author's imagination. Thank you.

Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms." What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world? What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures? What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses? Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father. When he thought he was dead, he found himself transported to a parallel world where monsters and powerful people ruled the world. Luckily, one of the goddesses gave him a system to help him survive in his new world and achieve his dream. "You awaken the mage class? You awaken the Archer class? You awaken the Knight class?" Xiao Ming behaved normally. "I only need to bind my system to someone and I can awaken that person's class. In other words, I can awaken all three classes." Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, decides to continue his dream in his new life. Follow him as he embarks on his journey to become the Ruler and bind his system to beautiful women. Warning..... In the early chapters there were lots of jokes about boy toy and sugar mama. I know some of you feel uncomfortable about that. I'm trying to change them, but I can't do it quickly because some of them are related to the story. However, please keep reading. The jokes stopped after they officially became lovers. I don't do that joke anymore. If you keep reading, you might like this book. *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 *Tags=Slice of life, action, MILF, romance, fantasy, adventure, beautiful female leads, handsome male lead, older love interests, harem, multiple identities, secret identity, Elf, R-18, transmigration, magic, knight, archer, demon, Gods, leveling up. *Xiao Ming is the grandson of Xiao Tian, my main novel. * My main novel is Illicit relationship PS: I don't own the cover. I got it from pinterest.

Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes! [Ding! Task failed] [But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________ Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected dragons to take him seriously—or for the School Belle to form a contract with him. And what? she’s an Ice Dragon? And her sister, the Dark Dragon, wants to be tamed too? Veer’s life just turned into pure chaos, and it’s only getting crazier! ...... Additional Tag - Yuri

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

I once believed I was the heroine of a modern fairytale, blessed with beauty, wealth, intelligence, and a powerful legacy. Men adored me, women envied me, and I was engaged to the most desirable man, Cole Fay. My life seemed perfect, a dream where I held the starring role. But on my eighteenth birthday, that illusion crumbled. The truth hit me hard: I wasn't the protagonist, nor even the villain or a side character. I was just cannon fodder, a disposable part of someone else's story. But when fate recognized the cruel joke of my life, I was granted a second chance. This time, I'll write my own story, living for myself. And this time . . . I will never love you again.

A kidnapping shattered Sophia Diaz's innocence; the wealthy heiress who once dreamed of becoming a pastry chef never imagined she would fall into the hands of a demon who would change her world forever. Capone, who grew up amidst life-and-death shootouts, considered love a luxury and a joke. She was a toy for his amusement and a tool for his revenge, yet she unleashed a storm of bloodshed throughout his Mafia empire. With a simple deal, she finally won her freedom, believing their paths would never cross again. But he reappeared like a ghost, crashing her wedding, tearing her dress to shreds and destroying everything. Separated by gratitude, resentment and deep-seated enmity, he watched her disappear into the vast sea with his own eyes...

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Charlie thought her days of excitement were behind her—until a bold move with TikTok sensation SloanVibes turned her world upside down. Charlie, a resort owner, has always admired Sloan for his empowering messages and no-holds-barred attitude, but she’s skeptical about his seemingly carefree vibe. When Sloan opens up about wanting to collaborate with fellow TikTokers and learn about different cultures—and mature women—Charlie seizes the opportunity to promote her resort and dive into the world of vlogging and podcasting. But as the excitement builds, so does the doubt. Is Sloan truly interested in her proposal or just looking for something more... casual? When a playful and curious reply lands in her inbox, her heart races. Is this the professional collaboration she envisioned, or will it spiral into something unexpected? From impromptu adventures to the shared joy of simple moments—like cooking together and laughing over playful jokes—Charlie finds herself caught between business and personal connection. But it’s not all easy sailing. With the pressure of her resort’s success on her shoulders, and the undeniable pull of Sloan’s charm, Charlie must navigate her growing feelings while ensuring that her business relationship remains intact. “Whispers of Warmth: Sandy Souls” is a fun, light-hearted romance about taking chances, breaking out of comfort zones, and finding unexpected sparks when the camera turns off. Will Charlie and Sloan turn their playful online chemistry into something real—or will the virtual world stay just that?

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

A Serial Killer Whose Victims are Men Of Culture Killed Me... Reincarnation... Transmigration.... Or... Possession...? Honestly, I have no idea what kind of cosmic joke this is, but Now After Dying I am—stuck in the twisted world of 'Saint's Odyssey", a novel where the main character is a "two-faced" hypocrite, because of him, almost half of world will be destroyed. Oh, and guess what ? I am going get him fucked...! Heroes, villains, gods—they all think they’re pulling the strings. Well, it’s my turn to flip the script. Watch as I write this story... By Lone Raut: Where every fight is just another step to the Conquest.

Fu Xiang's body jolted in anger."I will kill you". He spat. "I will make sure you and your family rot in hell, it's the only place fit for the likes of you". Zhao An Na laughed, lips curved in a taunting smirk to him Fu Xiang's words sounded like a joke and it might have well been one, if you were threatened by someone chained like an animal and as skinny as a skeleton, you too would think it was a joke. "Pray tell me how would you, you would be dead in a couple of days," Zhao An Na said. "Or maybe weeks if you are lucky". He added after some thinking. "Even if I have to crawl out from the out of hell, I promise you that I will make your life a nightmare," Fu Xiang said. "I would love to see you try" Zhao An Na smirked. " ****** Fu Xiang, a rising beta actor, seemed to have it all – a loving boyfriend, a loyal friend, a supportive family, and fame. However, his life took a dark turn when he uncovered a buried secret from his past. Betrayed by his closest confidants, he endured torment before his passing. Reborn as Feng Mei Hui, an omega heir to a multi-billion-dollar company, Fu Xiang seeks closure and faces the challenge of confronting those who wronged him. His only potential ally is Han Yichen, his supposed fiancé. Will Fu Xiang find it in his heart to trust again and open up to Han Yichen, or will the darkness of vengeance consume him entirely?

INTRO: It is the story of Joe Van der Black, who has turned 18 and must take the reins of the Kardash clan. Is netory, Bro. Sorry, I don't like Netorare. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every one of the characters is 18 years old or older and any act is previously consented, that's what the characters told me. Even if they say otherwise, it's all part of the story and their performance.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

In the world to come, making oneself at home in a virtual realm has woven itself into the fabric of the daily grind. Online games flourishing within this digital hinterland have caught on like wildfire. It's a rare soul who hasn't caught a whisper about the mighty and their terrestrial habits and hedonism. Yet now, as life in the virtual sphere - especially within these burgeoning games - gains momentum, new titans rise within this electronic escapade. One wonders, do their existences diverge from those ensconced in real-world influence? Watch the journey of our protagonist who, through a gauntlet of trials and time, has eased into a leisurely existence as one of the esteemed five lord atop a thriving metropolis, in a community of a billion players. Though obstacles and thorns of various kinds laid in his path, he overcame them all. *** The original is in Thai, and as the writer of the original, I attempted to translate it as closely as possible. I use AI to help with the initial translation and then revise it one more time, but I only managed to achieve about 80% of what I expected. Not to mention grammar, just trying to translate jokes, idioms, proverbs, etc. so that foreigners can understand is very difficult.

A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Content Warning ] [ Comedy Ahh.. Romance ] [ Dirty Ahh... Jokes ] [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

Zei Ryu, our protagonist, transmigrated in another world, magic, sword, monster, a fantasy world, of course with a Demon King to kill. Unfortunately, our new hero wasn't alone, many transmigrators had come before him so he was just one of many heroes. "Defeat a Demon King ? What a joke. I will become one even if I had to make the world my ennemies"

After his death, Abel found himself transported to the world of Orlantha, awakening to the discovery that he was bound to a system. This system’s functionality was absurdly simple—limited to storing and releasing non-living objects, with an initial capacity of a mere 10cm x 10cm x 10cm. It offered no formidable combat abilities and provided no direct assistance, seemingly a cruel joke played on a transmigrator. Yet, this didn’t dishearten Abel. With sharp insight and exceptional ingenuity, he realized that this seemingly useless ability harbored the potential to overturn worlds.

Thousands of years ago, in the medieval age, an ancient black-scaled dragon roamed the land, conquering kingdoms with ease. It grew stronger by consuming the essence of its female captives, using its many powers to subdue them. At last, the mightiest kingdom awaited the dragon's arrival, prepared and determined to seal it away. Now, thousands of years later, in modern-day Seoul, South Korea, the dragon has been unsealed—this time, in human form. (Joke Series)

There comes a time in every person's life that changes his life, be it for good or bad and the same is happening with me... but I have given a solution for it, it's just I don't know if it will work or it's my fate that i have live with that regret where I couldn't undo my mistake. But, I can feel, whatever the outcome is, it will change my life... -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first time writing, so there are bound to be mistakes but be with me as i will improve and so will your experience. And yeah, English is not my first language :) And yeah, I'm also not good with the synopsis... Fuck there are so many things I'm not good with...who is going to read my work?! What if no one read this?!!! Noooo, this can't be.... Is manual labor the last option I have?!!!:( Okay, Jokes aside do give it a try.... #romance #Theloveofmylife

Chi Chi transmigrated 10 whole years ago. It was sudden, but after ten years they settled into an average life in this magical world. Though when they body they are living in matures at age 25, their system unlocks. A system they didn't really want. Though, who isn't tempted by potential super powers. *** Authors Note: Hey guys. I'm started writing this as a joke. Though low and behold it was fun so now I'm taking it seriously.

A teenage girl from the modern time was betrayed by her own relatives to death . But fate awaits her a new beginning when she found that she has not been dead yet but reincarnated into the world of a game she used to play . However, the person she possesses is not any random person , but the greatest villain in the story . Finding the joke , God has played on her. She decided to rebel against him . As with the determination to abandon everything, she will walk on a path to never intercede with the fate of the heroine and her male leads . But it all changed when she meet him at the start . Let's see if her cold heart will be opened by a man of her dreams. **AUTHOR DON'T OWN THE COVER PICTURE

Emma’s life has always felt like a cosmic joke—until tragedy strikes and the punchline becomes deadly serious. When her family is brutally murdered, Emma’s world shatters, thrusting her into a terrifying new reality. As she hunts for answers, she stumbles upon a hidden world of supernatural forces lurking in the shadows of everyday life. Now, with danger at every turn and her own mysterious heritage coming to light, Emma must embrace her untapped powers to survive. But in a world where nothing is as it seems, will Emma be able to unravel the truth behind her family’s death—or will she become its next victim? Step into Emma’s shoes as she uncovers dark secrets, forges dangerous alliances, and finds out what it truly means to have the universe against you.

[Mature Content] Some things are best left undisturbed for a reason. Especially ones that are buried in the ground.  Thirteen years after the incident at Winchester Manor, Mallory Winchester resides with her uncle and his family. She is to wed a baron. However, Mallory faces betrayal. Desperate, she sets out looking for the buried artefact that she once believed was a joke told by her grandmother.  But what do you do if you don't find the object, but a person instead? And not just any person, but an immortal being who was never meant to see daylight ever again.  Mallory is convinced that whoever created Hadeon Van Doren must have mixed in generous doses of evil, sadistic nature, and dangerously handsome looks. Now, besides her initial problem, she must find a manual to tame this person who is looking at her as if she is his next meal, as well as tame her. 

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

*INTO ANOTHER WORLD* A confused soul found herself adrift in a world unlike her own. She felt like a pawn in a game she didn't understand, her destiny a cruel joke played by forces beyond her control. Life had brought her to this strange new world, a place both alluring and treacherous. It held a certain magic, yet it also filled her with fear and uncertainty. But even as she longed to escape this unfamiliar world, a part of her, a deep, unspoken part, yearned to stay. Can she manage to force herself to leave? When her heart begged to be left behind most of all. -Marysheilah

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..