Cream Lemon

Not only have I been waiting for this god d*mned game to load for the past 5 hours, I spent nearly a month digging into its code trying to make it not crash long enough to get it running. I can't believe I took on this job for my self proclaimed "Friend" who would have beat the crap out of me if I said no. *Ding* "Finally! F*ck!" I exclaim. "Now just to click-" I start to say as I move the mouse over the start button before it throws up another error. "Son of a b*tch! I'm going to throw you in a f*ck*ng microwave! No, you don't even deserve that you piece of cr*p! Out the d*mn window with your b*tch *ss broken code!" I shout moving to launch it out my window and just as I'm pitching the computer out the window I slip and follow it to the street below. As I fall time seems to almost stand still as the ground slowly grows in my vision. I notice lights approach from my right as I notice a passing truck... "Well... Shit... At least my porn dies with me..." Is the last thing I say as I, my laptop, and the truck collide. I feel surrounded in darkness... Until a nightmare inducing sound sends shivers down my spine letting me know I'm actually in hell. The intro music of the game that lead to my untimely demise... And it's start screen. ************** Disclaimer: Any similarities between current or historical events, people, religions, cultures, ethnicities, popular media, etc... Are all purely coincidental. I am creating a story, and will not censor myself. So if you are easily offended or "triggered" I would advise you find a story that suits your sensibilities and thank you for your time and wish you the best. There is a world of content out there and I hope you find what is best for you. I reiterate, this is an 18+ rated adult experience story and will include references and/or graphical descriptions of sex, drugs, violence, r*pe, the LGBTQIA+ community, discrimination, etc... If you see all of these warning signs and continue anyways... I salute your bravery.

Miria led an ordinary life until everything changed. One evening, running late, she decided to take a shortcut to save time. However, this choice led her straight into a trap set by mysterious men who interrogated her about a grimoire she knew nothing about. As they grew frustrated with her confusion, they threatened to harm her. Just when all seemed lost, Miria was saved by Asher, an enigmatic young man with a captivating charm, who vowed to protect her. Yet, this rescue was only the beginning of a tumultuous adventure. Miria soon found herself plunged into a world where supernatural creatures coexist: vampires, werewolves, witches, and many more. As the danger grew, Miria discovered she possessed powers she never suspected. This revelation turned her life upside down, dragging her into a battle for survival against formidable forces. But that wasn’t all—her love life became a whirlwind of confusion, especially because of the deep, mysterious bond she shared with Asher. Amid alliances, betrayals, and revelations, Miria must embrace her destiny and make choices that will not only shape her future but also the fate of this new world she is coming to know. --- Warning This novel may contain explicit scenes, sexual insinuations, or lemon content. Therefore, it is not recommended for readers under 18. Please read responsibly and take this warning into consideration. Thank you for your understanding.

Jane, is a clueless college kid who applied for a mysterious novel revamp project at Montreal State. Somewhere in the book she is trying to rewrite, Duke Lewis Canton is going through one heck of a ride of his lifetime - With his father's death, the disappearance of his half brother and the peace treaty revoked. A battle is about to unwind. Jane hangs on the precipice of insanity. So, when Jane gets murdered... The most unexpected things happen. She wakes up in the body of the obnoxious, mean hybrid bastard Duke. *** >> What to expect? 1. Unique Magic System 2. Shape shifting dragons 3. Funny innuendos 4. A clueless Duke (Main Character) 5. Lots of stabbing 6. A Quest to find the most powerful needle of them all 7. Gender Bender 8. An Incubus With a venedetta (Side Character) 9. An ugly governess who wants to screw nearly everything 10. A beautiful love interest, with a thing for knives 11. There's lemon and spice. But it's not irrelevant unlike some novels. There would be plot. *** >> About the hot, but infamous author. Not really hot. But if you look up 'Shanaya Stephens' on Google you might be really surprised.

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

Jason, a young man who died after getting involved in a brutal accident that killed him reincarnated into the exact novel he was reading on the night he died. He was reincarnated into the novel he was reading before his untimely death, as a baby who had just been birthed successfully. From his birth he was shown no love due to his non-existent aptitude in magic. Lucky for him, he awakened the Talent system. A system that allowed him to copy talents; skills that individuals excelled at, the skills that made said individuals the cream of the crop. With the exact same mastery of the person he copied it from. The system when trying to increase his aptitude for mana only managed to decrease it even lower blessed him with nature energy to passively strengthen himself. With no magic and a system that allows him to copy talents, watch Jason climb through the ranks of the world and become the strongest! ... [Host can choose a talent to copy: Null eyes, War God's Embrace, 30 Blade movements, Advanced War Tactics] _____ Note: The MC is OP.

After getting hit by the truck, Luke was reincarnated as a target character in a reverse harem game. He was supposed to throw away his fiancée—the Villainess—and mindlessly follow the Protagonist. A side character he was destined to be, however, even if Luke accepts his fate as a side character, he cannot let the Villainess meet with the same dead end. ----------- Additional tags: No yaoi, no yuri, no NTR. Obsessive character, possessive character, solo-romance, no harem, early romance, possible lemons.

Jason Adams died forty years after the world changed. He didn't awaken powers but survived while crawling in the mud, hiding from monsters and awakeners alike—those who don't have power become the slaves of those who do have powers. But at the end of his life, he was blessed with a do-over, able to go back in time five years before the world changed to build a harem that would be fanatically loyal to him—the Fluid system- binding women to him in return for making them Awaken and become stronger. Be warned, it's an R-18 smut harem with a lot of lemons. (Taboo.) This is a re-upload, as someone thought my first go-around was too spicy. So it will take me some time to unspicify it some for the weak masses.

A Saiyan named Kara, a Titan amongst Gods. With a horrific past that has turned him evil in every aspect. His powers surpassed all imagination. But even so, he is finally defeated. After 500 years he is reborn in the planet Gaia, one that he himself made a living hell. His son takes it upon himself to find this reincarnation and raise his own father before he turns out to be the same devil that terrorized the universe But after an incident that shakes the world of the Gods, Kara is forced to live down on Gaia. On his journey to get stronger he battles his evil nature for the sake of those he has grown to love To make things clear this story is a massive crossover between the most known anime/comics/Mythology, it will include: Attack on Titan, Akame ga Kill, Naruto, My Hero Academia, avatar the last airbender, Naruto shippuden, Fairy Tail, One punch man, Tokyo Revengers (maybe), Tokyo Ghoul, One Piece, Dragon Ball / Z / Super (maybe DBHeros) And more I can’t name off the top of my head Also also, the story contains a lot of ‘lemon’ I guess. and also if you haven’t seen the warning in the first chapter already it also contains very detailed ra.pe so don’t read if your weak

Gon is the son of the duke of Hannan, but he has one problem, he has no mana. This makes him the subject of mockery among everyone in the town. It seems this is his destiny, to be ridiculed until his death but while dealing with a scroll his grandma left him, Gon gets the harem system. Name: Level: Skills: Conquered women: Potential women: The system gives him a new life and guides him to become the most powerful mage but of course this comes with enemies who Gon has to fight. This book is rated 18 because it contains lots of lemons also, no ntr whatsoever.

Rated +18 Ethan (unlike many unlucky protagonists) was doing pretty well, he had just graduated from high school, he isn't a straight A student but he isn't so bad either. He was very popular in his high school days, with short black curly hair, average height and build, and a face any girl would die for, Ethan navigated through high school like a breeze. But before he could leave for college he was diagnosed with a strange illness and was told he had only six months to live. The news was devastating to Ethan but it was true, four months had gone in the blink of an eye and Ethan had only two left, he started trying things he hadn't done before. After getting a recommendation from a friend he bought a virtual reality game called Harem Online. Before he could play the game it glitched and was isekaied into a fantasy world where magic and women reigned supreme. Follow Ethan on his adventure as he navigates through a world dominated by women with his lust system. The early chapters might be a little clumsy but it gets really good, oh and lots of lemon, I mean like a lot of lemons. Additional Tags: Adventure - Action - R18 - Isekai - System - Harem - Weak to Strong - Handsome ML - Beautiful FLs - Smut - Elves - Vampires - Demons - Monster Girls. 100 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. 1 Magic castle for 5 bonus chapters. Check out my other work Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World

Born in the hell hole of Space Port 69, Rue’s a human Omega desperate to leave the alien whore house she calls home. Defying all odds, she masquerades as an Alpha and obtains a scholarship to the Ivy League of all space institutions. HAKON University is an all-male school that trains the cream of the crop—future leaders of the galaxies. Rue's just here to graduate, pretend to have a dick and then flee into the workforce, that is until the legendary Seirios pack sets their eyes on her. They’re the future emperors—aliens with godlike abilities that make them rulers of their species. But with excessive power comes the price of testosterone-fuelled insanity that cannot be soothed. An esper will always need his guide. They’ve been searching for a final member to quell their raging soul— an eighth to complete their pack. Millions have tried for a taste of the peak, but none have succeeded, and thousands die from their power unable to withstand the bond. Seirios doesn’t chase their prey, they don’t have to, but this time the seven Alphas want Rue.

Meet Eren Elijhah Idril, the guy who just couldn't catch a break even in the afterlife. He kicks the bucket as an old, broke-down adventurer, courtesy of a not-so-friendly neighborhood monster. Bummer, right? But hold onto your hats, 'cause that's not where his story ends. By some crazy stroke of fate, Eren gets thrown back in time to his teenage years, back when he was just a greenhorn at Lionheart Academy, dreaming big and not a care in the world (except maybe passing his special exams as a a novice Ranker). Now, most folks might use a second shot at life to right their wrongs, make amends, you know, the whole shebang. But not our boy Eren. Nope, he's not about to let a little thing like mortality slow him down. With a fresh start on the horizon, Eren decides to throw caution to the wind and embrace his inner rogue. And boy, does he embrace it. From pulling off daring heists to stirring up trouble wherever he goes, Eren dives headfirst into a life of mischief and mayhem, all without batting an eyelash. No hesitation, no regrets—just pure, unadulterated chaos. [WPC#218 Bronze Trophy Winner] [Mature content warning.] Additional tags: #evilmc #mature #evilprotagonist #antiheroprotagonist #coldmc #calculatingmc #pragmaticmc #smut #lemons #maturecontent ================= Instagram: graybacknovels Discord: https://discord.com/invite/R5uGQaXJRY

Everyone on the planet Orivax received a system from God. This system was given to the entire universe by a person who had stepped into godhood so that living beings could understand their abilities and develop faster. Nyris' situation was a little more interesting. She had limitations. But Nyris did not stop there and developed continuously. This story is the story of a person with powerful abilities becoming god. (Completely fictional.) Mc is a bit of a crazy and fun person. I tried to write by establishing a new cultivation system outside the ordinary. If you like it, do not forget to comment and support. (Your crazy writer)._. Will be updated 2 episodes per week!

(Currently being revised so the story may be incoherent) "Knowledge, There you are! We need to do this quickly before the other gods notice." Valor says as he motions for her to approach. "I'm surprised you agreed to help with this." Gluttony adds with a cruel smile. "I never would have thought the God of Knowledge would be the one to give us aid." Knowledge mearly nods at his words. "Now, this is it! That crazy bat from the far continent has made some crazy monsters before but this one is the cream of the crop. Fully capable of self-evolution and self-replication. It can breed a whole army of different monsters by gathering the essence of other lifeforms!" Valor says as he points to a large egg on the ground. She nods again. "You know, I thought you'd be as excited as I am with this? Endless war and power; we'll have full control of the system once this thing begins its rampage." Knowledge raises her hands in the air and shakes them unenthusiastically. "As sarcastic as ever I see. Well, whatever. Place your hand hand here and help us with the seal." She does as she is told and a huge beam of light descends upon the egg; but her attention is elsewhere. Using the ceremony as a distraction, Knowledge brings lost souls from other worlds and implants them in unsuspecting inhabitants. She can see it. Tiny seeds of change have been sewn.

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"Surviving the apocalypse? Child's play. I once survived a guild meeting where half the wizards tried to curse each other over tea. The zombies? Less dramatic." "The zombies are the least of your worries. I’ve lived centuries, faced demons, and still have to listen to a five-year-old argue why ice cream counts as dinner." "So the world’s ending and you think you’re in charge because you’ve got a shiny dragon scale? Adorable. Sit down, Sparkles, and let the grown-ups talk." "I’m sorry, did you say you were the strongest survivor here? That’s cute. When you’ve defeated an entire undead army with one hand, we can compare notes." ---- The cover is mine. The cover is MC. Please don't Abuse the novel

Generic Rpg World [✓] Black haired Main Protagonist [✓] Isekai [✓] System [✓] A story that is more to slice-of-life [✓] Lemons and other spices [Only starts at Volume 3] A little action [✓] A plot that almost no one can understand on the first read because the author failed to learn from previous mistakes.[✓] Harem [✓] More Harem [???] Romance [???] Incest [???] Milf [✓] Mobs are stealing girls from the main protagonist [X] Main Protagonist Stealing Girls from Mobs [???] Comedy [Debatable] A good story in the beginning. [Debatable] Alex Hambell became a shop owner in another world. Using his system, he is about to begin his new life! . . . . VGhlIHN0b3J5IGlzIGFib3V0IGEgbW90aGVyJ3MgbG92ZSBhbmQgcmVncmV0IGZvciBhIGxvdmVyLiA= . . . . (All character photos are AI generated, including the cover.) (Ongoing Revision. Current Chapter: Volume 1 completed. Need some edit before I start Volume 2.)

Damon Steele is a self-proclaimed superhero, notorious for his ridiculous weapon choices and a knack for getting caught up in the most absurd situations. When the villainous Laughing Phantom launches an attack on the city, Damon finds himself drenched in whipped cream and facing a more dangerous foe—his ex, Mira. A twisted and charming mastermind, Mira has returned with a plan to throw the city into chaos, but the real reason behind her actions is a secret she's been hiding: she's still in love with Damon. With his sarcastic sidekick, Lily Quinn, by his side, Damon navigates a series of wild and hilarious encounters with Mira, a giant rubber chicken, and inflatable ducks. As the battle for the city escalates, Damon must confront his own feelings for Mira while dealing with the growing tension between him and Lily. Amidst explosions of confetti, awkward romantic confessions, and a city on the brink of destruction, Damon discovers that saving the day might not be as important as finally choosing between the woman from his past and the one who's always had his back. Love and Laughter in the Chaos is a comedic rollercoaster of action, romance, and absurdity, proving that even the craziest battles can lead to a happy ending—or at least a pizza date.

Liora’s body ached, every muscle screaming in pain as she lay trapped. Lucian had been watching her silently, his cold eyes never leaving her. When he disappeared into the bathroom, she seized the chance. She was weak, but she had to act—this was her only shot. He returned with a small tube of cream, gently massaging it into her raw wrists. Despite the tenderness, it only deepened her feeling of helplessness. With desperation fueling her, she kicked him back and grabbed the syringe from the bedside table. She lunged at him, but he was too fast. In seconds, he was on top of her, pinning her hands above her head. His grin sent a chill through her. "You're full of surprises," he whispered. She fought to turn her face away as his lips brushed her neck, but his grip was unyielding. He stood slowly, enjoying her torment, then leaned down, his breath warm against her ear. "Soon, Baby Girl. Soon."

Shu Osamu is a "delinquent" student, often playing hooky and skipping classes. But he has a secret that he wants nobody to find out. He actually loves romance movies, shows, manga and novels, despite his appearance. When he was skipping one day he finds two people pacing worriedly around what looks like a film set. He gets curious and decided to check it out, only to be dragged into the filming of the Film Club! Yo so i be writing this thang in my past time and shi so expect low quality grammar and plot bruh cus no proofreader ong The lenght on this one might be short too like fr cus this shi is experimental and all AND ALSO ALSO this shi goonna be like a rom com with no lemon!!!!!!11!!11 Just like thos ones in manga or sum shi, this thang gon be pure asf ong ts pmo

Ichigo Kurosaki is abandoned by everyone after sacrificing his powers and leaves everything behind friends, family, Shinigami. To start a new life but finds out that the afterlife is not the only supernatural in the world... This happens after saving his sister from the hell incident there will be lemon/sex curse words blood and gore and so much more AND THERE WILL BE GENDERBEND

Nothing ruins your day like getting hit by an ice cream truck. For Amara Lyselle, a 24-year-old history professor tired of her routine, life comes to an abrupt end just when she decides to indulge in some luxury chocolate. But instead of a peaceful afterlife, Amara finds herself thrust into an alternate world that looks a lot like hers except she’s now one of the rivals vying for the affection of the world’s dashing hero. As if being dead and reincarnated as a romantic antagonist wasn’t bad enough, she has to navigate a confusing new reality with the help of an annoying "system" that seems to have a personality of its own. The good news? She has a second chance at life. The bad news? She has no idea how to survive in this strange world, avoid falling into ridiculous romantic drama, or even get back to her old life if that’s even possible.

Akeelah Rose, the seemingly ordinary woman who lives with the Insufferable CEO, Mr Andrè Stilts, a hot male specimen who has the hots for another. He is a very cold man to his wife, Akeelah, although contractual wife. He finds his first love and ends up divorcing Akeelah. They say getting burnt on a spot makes that spot immune. A burnt Akeelah is going to fez up and claim what belongs to her. But what happens to Mr Andrè's fate when he discovers that Akeelah was never the simple woman he thought her to be...

Joseph and Mary have been enemies since childhood. later in high school, Mary teases John for not having a girlfriend. John did not want to be below Mary as he always has been all his life trying to prove Mary wrong by changing completely from his nerd self into a play boy in order to hook up with woman who are know as "cream of the crop" . Mary, who looks up to her sister, does her best to shadow her and have a prestigious reputation. These two enemies slowly understand each other as they battle with their challenges. Is this a spark of love, or is it a mere coincidence?.

This is a poem meaning to have a little chatter with your inner soul.

A young man in his 20s was hit by a truck and reincarnated without a system how will he survive in this new world. There will be harem in this story obviously there will be lemon with some romance and possible gender benders for the freaks out there I'm not judging I like it too. There will be time skips and the world will progress from ancient times to modern life and alternate worlds and MCs children will also grow up and his descendants will also be featured but won't have much screen time hope you enjoy.

A single father just wants to give his son the world, which is why he lets him ride on the ice cream truck like the other kids not knowing this will lead to a terrible consequence.

*****WSA 2025 Entry***** Discord : https://discord.gg/UUjz93G2B5 When 40-year-old fashion mogul Arisa wakes up in her 20-year-old body after a fateful ice cream mishap, her life takes a wild turn. Thanks to a quirky app called SCAL, she’s suddenly a magnet for love—surrounded by eccentric admirers armed with cringe-worthy pick-up lines and outrageous romantic gestures. From awkward family dinners brimming with cultural taboos to laugh-out-loud encounters with old flames, Arisa finds herself tangled in a chaotic web of red flags, mixed signals, and hilariously bad decisions. Will this unexpected do-over help her rewrite her love story, or will she stumble over the same pitfalls of her past? Join Arisa on a riotous journey of self-discovery, belly laughs, and love in the most unexpected places!

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