Urination

In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

WARNING: This is the second most degenerate novel you have ever seen. Read at your own risk. The main character of this novel Nion has time traveling superpower. With this power, he will fulfill his all-perverted fantasy. From fucking his own self from the past to fucking his own children and grandchildren 's in the future. This novel has every fetish in the world, from lolicon to necrophile and many more. Here are some tags: Loli, milf, shota, yaoi, gay, bisexual, lesbian, yuri, harem, reverse harem, shemale, threesome, foursome, orgy, swinging, ntr, netorare, netori, netorase and netoshare, incest, childbirth, pregnant, impregnate, milk, lactation, big breasts, huge breasts, gigantic breasts, small breasts, big ass, big dick, trans, futanari, scat, urinating, human toilet, cumdum, necrophile, fantasy, op system, boy cunt, traps, men with big Breasts, monster sex, interspecies sex, monster childbirth, mother-son, father-son, mother-daughter, father-daughter, kingdom building, huge harem, world harem, immoral sex, rape, gangbang, double penetration, three-ple penetration, sperm drinking, ebony, gal, etc and many more.

Wei Ren can't cultivate but he made a pill that can give diarrhea to immortals. His father is the strongest in their kingdom yet his son Wei Ren can't even regulate a single strand of qi. He has a habit of causing trouble. Even gods and Immortals are scared of this mortal. Unfortunately he found a pathetic way to cultivate and with this, he can cause even more trouble. Maybe he will bring down the heavens just for fun or urinate in the fountain of immortality because he was bored. image in the cover does it belong to me. All credit goes to the original creator

In a dark room, Zhi started to wake up. She found herself slipping in and out of consciousness. A metallic and slightly sweet smell of blood filled her nose that was followed by a harsh smell of urine, feces and burning trash. "Where am I?" Zhi's breathing became labored until she could only hyperventilate. Zhi's head was hurting from where she was struck and was nursing an unbearable headache. She tried but wasn't able to free her hands to check her wounds. Panic sunk in. "How..can..this..be..happening." Each word felt like pulling teeth. No..no.. no..no..no..please God don't let this be happening again. This time, there would be no Tadashi. This time she wouldn't be saved, she will die here. A door cracked open. Bits of light seeped through. Instead of fresh air coming in the rancid smell intensified in the tiny room. "Good, you're awake. I hate that you made me stay here this long. I'll make you suffer twice as much as I just did. The voice got angry and violent, "I mean, you even made me leave before getting my future husband's name." Zhi was slapped hard in the face over and over. "Are you listening to me little Ruo?"

Postinor 2 Description 0.75 mg levonorgestrel in each tablet. Excipients/Inactive Ingredients: silica colloidal anhydrous, magnesium stearate, potato starch, talc, maize starch, lactose monohydrate. Action Pharmacotherapeutic Group: Sex hormones and modulators of the genital system, Emergency contraceptives. ATC Code: G03A Efficacy: It was estimated from the results of an earlier clinical study, that 750 micrograms of levonorgestrel (taken as two 750 microgram doses with a 12 hour interval) prevents 85% of expected pregnancies. Efficacy appears to decline with time of start of treatment after intercourse (95% within 24 hours, 85% 24-48 hours, 58% if started between 48 and 72 hours). Results from a recent clinical study showed that two 750 microgram tablets of levonorgestrel taken at the same time (and within 72 hours of unprotected sex) prevented 84% of expected pregnancies. There was no difference between pregnancy rates in case of women who were treated on the third or the fourth day after the unprotected act of intercourse (p>0.2).There is limited and inconclusive data on the effect of high body weight/high BMI on the contraceptive efficacy. In three WHO studies no trend for a reduced efficacy with increasing body weight/BMI was observed (Table 1), whereas in the two other studies (Creinin et al., 2006 and Glasier et al., 2010) a reduced contraceptive efficacy was observed with increasing body weight or BMI (Table 2). Both meta-analyses excluded intake later than 72 hours after unprotected intercourse (i.e. off-label use of levonorgestrel) and women who had further acts of unprotected intercourse. (See the recommended regimen, levonorgestrel is not expected to induce significant modification of blood clotting factors, and lipid and carbohydrate metabolism. Paediatric population: A prospective observational study showed that out of 305 treatments with levonorgestrel emergency contraceptive tablets, seven women became pregnant resulting in an overall failure rate of 2.3%. The failure rate in women under 18 years (2.6% or 4/153) was comparable to the failure rate in women 18 years and over (2.0% or 3/152).Pharmacokinetics: Orally administered levonorgestrel is rapidly and almost completely absorbed. The results of a pharmacokinetic study carried out with 16 healthy women showed that following ingestion of 1.5 mg levonorgestrel maximum drug serum levels of 18.5 ng/ml were found at 2 hours. After reaching maximum serum levels, the concentration of levonorgestrel decreased with a mean elimination half-life of about 26 hours.Levonorgestrel is not excreted in unchanged form but as metabolites. Levonorgestrel metabolites are excreted in about equal proportions with urine and faeces. The biotransformation follows the known pathways of steroid metabolism, the levonorgestrel is hydroxylated in the liver and the metabolites are excreted as glucuronide conjugates. No pharmacologically active metabolites are known.

During the First Age, When Titans and Gods Descended to Asteria, A Great War Shook it, And the Shadows of Chaos Stretched it's grasps to reap what was due. There Amidst the rupturing blood shed one stood, Deceived and tortured beyond comprehension by her brothers and sisters, Soul ablaze, Scarred from the betrayal of what was once promised, She gave no quarter nor mercy for she chose the path of perpetual torment. Here she found No peace neither A Shred of redemption for a terrible violence engulfed within, Blood boiling, Seeketh Vengeance as she Scourged the Plane of existence against those who had defiled her. Adorned by a Diadem of the Symbiote, She was to be Crowned the Queen of the Betrayer Gods, And those who had crossed against her plans, Befell from spite as their Existence would be silenced to the void, There all the abominations feared it, And those who had tasted her Wrath dared not to utter her name . . . For Hell hath no fury like a Woman Scorned. *** The whole edifice crackled, For a great evil has awakened within the tomb, There she was finally Removed from the shackles of eternal slumber, The Forbidden one whose name none dared to utter. As the Whole of all known races wouldn't be able to face her Spiteful reckoning, She Stood on top of the once Sealed Sarcophagus, In all her glory, Displaying her naked features to those who had freed her unintentionally. Her eyes traced them with interest, recollecting on the past on what manner of race she had encountered and created before. The silence was defining, the grave robbers become restless, for they feared that they have not known on what they have done. Through this the dazzling beautiful figure that gave an aura of death spoke. And with this their soul froze, body stiff from fear, as they regret ever coming down here, For their lives are now at stake as the powerful ancient said to them in a debauching tone. "Asterian . . . how delicious . . ." With out any form of Arsenals in their hands, The grave robbers could only scream in agonizing terror as the betrayed goddess lounges towards them at unimaginable acceleration. Forming a spider web of cracks on the Sarcophagus, Grabbing her first prey while they stood frozen in fear. As she took the Asterian Human by throat, she scanned them once again for they wore questionable clothing that was not reminiscent of her time. But that did hinder her disposition, As she smelled the fear of her prey by hands grasp. Urine and feces wafted her nasal cavities making her grunt in disgust and dissatisfaction. complaining with no choice. "Ughhh Disgusting Mortal you shan't have blessed me with such display of degenerating cowardice and relieving excrement for your maker has been starved with eons of hunger . . . But Tis shall maketh do." With this she clawed the poor man on his throat and took the lifeout of him by his spine, Ripping it from his wordly vessel, Blood gushed around the air, spilling itself on the floor, As she held his spine and presented it to onlookers that stood glued. Only to be left with the sight of their fellow to be greatly dismembered by a crazed cannibal, With his body on one hand and a lengthened bone on the other. While this went on, the lifeless body contracted into a pile of flesh as it was seen being eaten . . . no absorbed by this inhuman foe that stood upon them. It disappeared from her clutches as if it, he had not existed in the first place, The onlookers went on and skedaddled when they realised on what had become of one of them, Fleeing for their worthless lives. "Who's next" the figure spoke. *** She was betrayed by her lover with the reason of not being good enough was imprisoned in her own grave, out of spite she vowed that she would avenge herself like all other titans. And as she Awakens what will she do to all their creations left for her to play with . . . *** I do not own the image.

In her past life due to her parents accident she become very mature early and work hard for her little family. But eventually she became lonely. Again she get a gift from her stressful life that is rheumatoid arthritis. Living a painful life and spending more days in hospital alone. In her last days she want her own child. It is her only wish. She understands giving birth is not easy, she know for the nine month a woman have to suffer a lot, mood swings, hair fall, can't able to control urine due to babies weight, hormonal changes, she knows all. And she also know that her body can't suffer this much. But now she is dead. But who have thought that God will gives her another chance and fulfill her wish. The body she got transmigrated is pregnant. The only condition she has is the original soul ask for revenge, and she is more than willing for her revenge, It is her journey of revenge and also her journey of becoming a good mother. Somehow she gain a whole loving family in this journey. Disclaimer: English is not my native language. Also, this story has romance, but it is very slow-paced

A lazy man drowns to death because of a random GOD's single drop of urine choose to be reincarnated in the One piece world as compensation with 3 wishes... how can he survive the world full of dangers? and what kind of adventures awaits him? AN. I don't own anything in one piece except for the mc.. this is my first time writing so please be merciful with me just writing for fun. English is not my native language

*AS PER THE AYURVEDA, APANA IS THE FORCE EQUIVALENT TO GRAVITY PRESENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BODY. IN ALL LIVING BEINGS, IT AIDS BODILY FUNCTIONS OF INGESTION - TAKING IN OF FOOD; DIGESTION - PROCESS OF MOVING AND BREAKING DOWN FOOD INTO ABSORBABLE NUTRIENTS; EXCRETION - DISCARDING THE BODY WASTES SUCH AS DEFECATION; MICTURITION - URINATION; PARTURITION - GIVING BIRTH;

Stealing mushrooms and drinking urine is the only way many in the underground and Demon-controlled city of Adonia know how to live. In such a world, how could anyone–much less a young boy no older than five-years-old–survive?

WARNING: This is the most degenerate novel you have ever seen. Read at your own risk. The main character and his sister are transported to a different world by a god. They are the only human there, and even though they are blood-related brothers and sisters they have a big task at hand given by the god of this world. Which is to make babies and increase the number of the human in this world. For that, they got a system as an assistant from the god. This novel has every fetish in the world. From lolicon to necrophile and many more. Here are some tags: Loli, milf, shota, yaoi, gay, bisexual, lesbian, yuri, harem, reverse harem, shemale, threesome, foursome, orgy, swinging, ntr, netorare, netori, netorase and netoshare, incest, childbirth, pregnant, impregnate, milk, lactation, big breasts, huge breasts, gigantic breasts, small breasts, big ass, big dick, trans, futanari, scat, urinating, human toilet, cumdum, necrophile, fantasy, op system, boy cunt, traps, men with big Breasts, monster sex, interspecies sex, monster childbirth, mother-son, father-son, mother-daughter, father-daughter, kingdom building, huge harem, world harem, immoral sex, rape, gangbang, double penetration, three-ple penetration, sperm drinking, ebony, gal, etc and many more.

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Asanga loves living the good life. Working as a top executive at one of the biggest mineral water companies in Cameroon, she knows the sky is her limit until her grandmother dies and names her the priestess of the Mukenge, a shrine to an ancient deity. Asanga is devastated and refuses to heed the call, instead, she hires a fake pastor that tells her that once they destroy the shrine all will be well. She and the pastor arrive at the village and realize that the shrine is just a tree infested with ants. On cutting the tree, a cloud of dust is produced from which an old man emerges and tells her that her body will become the home of the ants. Asanga returns to the city and discovers ants in her urine, phlegm, and menstrual flow, but she only realizes she has opened Pandora’s Box when she visits a witch doctor in a bid to get rid of the ants...

Overpowered by the strong hands who grabbed her by the hair and pulled her along, dragging her into a dark room that recks of urine and cigarettes. Hurled her inside. His hands still gripping her hair and not doubt if he let go, some strands of hair would fall of. Undeniably, the pains were suffocating. When she stares at his dark eyes, the only thing she saw was darkness. “Let go, let go of me you bastard!” She spit out. That only made his mighty five fingers appear on her face. Which sent her head spinning on her neck. He made her kiss the earth. And slowly breathed in her face. “Your life ends here....” his voice was deep baritone and cruel and that was when she felt the shivers down her spine. How did the nerdy Elina find her way into the merciless billionaire’s court?

MENU Everyday Health Logo NEWSLETTERS Facebook Twitter Pinterest Copy Link ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 5 Exercises Men Can Do for Better Sex Move over, Viagra: Regular exercise could be the best medicine for a man to improve his sex life. Jan Sheehan By Jan Sheehan Medically Reviewed by Pat F. Bass III, MD, MPH Last Updated: March 12, 2012 Medically Reviewed You know that working out is good for your health. But did you know that hitting the gym could also help you have better sex? “Working out three to four times a week can do a lot to help your sexual technique, flexibility, and endurance,” says Pete McCall, MS, an exercise physiologist and personal trainer for the American Council on Exercise (ACE). So what types of exercise are best for better sex? McCall recommends the following five “sex exercises.” Better Sex Exercise No. 1: Weight Lifting Strength training could be just what the doctor ordered for your sex life. The reason: “Weight lifting causes the body to produce testosterone, which is the primary precursor for the male sex drive,” says McCall, who recommends lifting enough to feel fatigue by the 10th repetition. In fact, some studies have linked short intense exercise, such as weight lifting, with increased testosterone levels. To improve your sex life, do some push-ups, sit-ups, and crunches. These muscle-building exercises can help lead to better sex by strengthening the shoulders, chest, and abs. Strong upper body strength can increase stamina since these muscles are used during intercourse. Better Sex Exercise No. 2: Kegels Doing Kegels is considered a good sex exercise for men because these exercises can help endurance and control by toning the pubococcygeus (PC) muscles — the ones that let you stop the flow of urine mid-stream. Named after Los Angeles physician Arnold Kegel, they strengthen the muscles in your body’s pelvic floor, which can lead to better sex. “Men can use Kegels to delay ejaculation by contracting these muscles just before orgasm,” says McCall. To do Kegels, start by interrupting the flow of urine when going to the bathroom to get familiar with your PC muscles. After that, you can do Kegels anytime and any place by squeezing the PC muscles. Hold for 10 seconds, relax, and do as many reps as you can before tiring.

Tis book contains short stories about true entities and events that exist within the realms and dimensions of this reality we exist within, reminiscences of the Genius Gang and a look through into the fates of alternate and different realities. The Homo-Sapiens of Earth won't comprehend things that are or was happening in our reality and other realities, they may also will struggle to understand the beauty of this book because of their small brains. As if any thing of small brain, like thee homo-sapiens, to hear or witness or taste these things that are within this book would immediately suffer minor side effects then begin to lactate two tons of olive butter i cant believe its not butter then commit i don't feel so good. So I'll tell these agglomeration of realities, reminiscences and anecdotes in the way of the sacred writings of time and space and let mankind expand and evolve with benefits of being able to lactate and to pee after marriage. With this agglomeration of poppycock, it will become the breakthrough of science and other subjects. Then Karen will bring the kids back, please Karen, bring them back. Terms and Conditions: The author of 'Agglomeration of Poppycock' is not responsible for any side effects of: - - Lactation - Necromancy - Loss/Increase of the ability to perform or enjoy Urination - Decrease in cognition function - Not feeling so good, Mr Stark - Olive Butter By reading this book you agree to out Terms and Conditions and will not blame the author for any side effects or death. Please do not perform, attempt or do any reenactment of this book. If you do them the author is not responsible for injury or death. DO NOT pee before marriage.

From a reader to a character in a novel, the last thing she expected was to become a mere extra in a story. But... To her shock, she was no normal extra. She was a terminally ill extra! Counting the days left on her fingers, she struggles to maintain her character. Having received a system of her own, only made her realize that her mere existence made the story deviate from the original plot. ____________ Seated at the table, Wang Mingya tried her best not to notice the stares being thrown at her by the countless elites. For them, she was just a 'troublemaker'. Among the nobles, with a cold look on his face, was Alexander Arden, the crown prince of the kingdom. Dressed elegantly in a well-tailored suit, silver cufflinks adorning his wrists, he was truly popular among the women. "Oh my, Prince Alexander is truly so handsome. My daughter talks about you all the time~" A middle-aged woman laughed, touching Alexander's arm. Her friends soon joined, echoing her words. "I know right~ my sister is the same." "Even Lia, you know her right? The one who's popular now." Their sweet voices made Mingya want to throw up. Trying to maintain the smile on her face, she picked up a piece of meat from her plate. Just as she swallowed the meat, her stomach contracted painfully. Her trembling hand dropped the fork. The next second, food and bile came up to her throat. She got up abruptly and rushed outside the room. The audience in the room murmured, shaken by her leaving this sudden. "As expected of the attention seeker," sneered the lady who had first spoken up. Meanwhile, all Mingya could do was stare at the amount of blood in the urinal, some slightly dripping into her soft white dress. She had just vomited blood. [Ding!] [Health: Critical!] "What... What the f*ck is this?" #reincarnation #romance #villainess #webnovel #time-travel #fantasy #secondchance #revenge #strongfemalelead #face-slapping

The city was sad. It had just rained, the streets still covered by clouds that seemed about to continue their work, crows flying back and forth on the Curimiet street, landing their disgusting little paws on benches, beggars, cars, and anything immobile for more than 30 minutes, including the corpse that threatened to slip into the manhole, skating on its own blood, mixed with dirty water and urine. More to the center, when the clock chimed twelve times, the meniê* danced on the love poles they built to improve the 'turnover' of customers, like a marble, but instead of tying the being by the neck, the waist was tied to maintain her upright and open. More than twice, after three-thirty-three in the morning, little rows could be seen at the posts, full of pleasurable moments and full of fury. Of course, after some time that practices started, the police had to grow their eyes towards that side of the city, after all, the corpses of women, broken in half started to appear, but well... It's a story for later, ok? Our beginning is far from this melancholy bustle of the city, where the residences were bigger and, consequently, the owners, more dangerous. Well, this one in particular... Maybe she also lost some screws throughout this book. Iliona doesn't seem like the best place in the world to live, I understand. But every place can look a lot scarier with an unexplained corpse on a dark street. The city by day was bright and enchanting. It invites you to fly along the sidewalks, research each brick and visit each museum. Stone houses with their warm fireplaces, spraying smoke into the sky, the smell of warm bread and butter melting in the morning, accompanied by exciting mysteries and unexpected romances. Welcome to Iliona. May we start?

It was around 4.30 PM when I got the called from that patient uncle. He told that he reach Chennai airport and ask me to come and get her and to help him to reach CMC. He came along with his younger brother who doesn’t know any language except Manipuri. I reach airport soon and I was uncles waiting for me. The colour of his body was fully yellowish. His eyes were too yellow. All his skin looks yellow. I found out that it’s because of Kidney problem. All the poisonous of the body are coming out in blood making it yellow in colour. We reached doctor in CMC hospital. They told that it’s really serious and need to major open surgery. But at least a month have to wait for surgery as there are already 1000s people booked for surgery. And he also told that He may not survive more than 20 days without that operation. Oh my god. I was shocked and so scared. I was thinking to go for another hospital but that night. But that night, he started vomiting blood. We were in nearby Hotel. It was around 1:00 AM. He wakes us up and complaining of stomach pain. He fist passed motion with blood. He also passed urine which is too blood. So scared, don’t know what to do. My second uncle run outside to call ambulance and help. He keeps on vomiting blood. Seems like he is not able to breathe properly. He started taking long breath. His mouth was all blood. I try to remove blood from his mouth with a cloth. Suddenly he slightly smiles and said – My time has come, I want to die at least in my home. How would be my wife and family? I was shocked to hear that and my eyes fills with tears and I told him – please don’t say that. Everything will be all right. Uncle went to get doctors and ambulance. Everything will be all right. He said that – “No, I know my time has come. I can see bad spirit (ghost) coming to take my soul around here. I have seen them from morning itself inside this room. I didn’t tell u guys because you guys may get scared and afraid. Now also there is a HEAD without body on the top of TV just right there “. I was trembling just turn out fast to see on the top of TV. Oh god, I didn’t see anything. But my hairs get stood up and I was frightened to dead. I can feel like something around us. Then I cry and said – “Why are you saying like that, there I nothing on TV. It’s just your imagination and you will be fine. Please don’t worry. Everything will be fine. Again He said taking long breath – “Can’t you see stupid. It’s right there on the top of TV. He even smiles at me. Just a head is here with wide open eyes”. I was again dead scared and look out very fast toward TV. This time, I really saw a monster head without a body looking angrily to my eyes. It has long teeth, wide open, red eyes, and hair like thread. It’s just like I used to see in Horror movies. I shouted loud (“Ahhhhhhhhh”) at the moment I was it and it just got disappear within a second. I know that now he will surely die. (May be I am also after that..). In that moment, I hear uncle (went to call doctor) calling me outside with ambulance sound. I know that he came along with ambulance and doctor. I response him and run outside. When I reach outside, I found no one else, no uncle, no ambulance. It was around 1.30 AM. I know that it’s going to be something wrong inside. I run inside the room again and found that uncle was lying with blood in his mouth, seems just vomited again. When I called him, he didn’t reply at all. I move his body, still no reaction. I know that fucking ghost Head has taken his soul. I shouted angrily – “How dare you, come in front of me. Why are you doing like this to him. Come and fight me if you could, you ghost, I will kill you…” But no response. Hearing my shout, next room person came. He saw blood vomiting from uncle everywhere in the room, in the bed and all around. At that time, my another uncle came with ambulance and a nurse. He was shocked to see